d list is long. where do i start from. ladies too dey form

Always refering to an issue in the past that u've apologised about

U mean wt u guyz luv abt us!

sexybabes:

U mean wt u guyz luv abt us!

no wat pisses us off abt u

sexybabes:

U mean wt u guyz luv abt us!

the opposite darling

thank you.

My favourite sore points:

1. Insinuation - e.g. "You were laughing too much with that girl on the phone o!"

2. Quantum Leaps of Intuition -  e.g. "I called you at 3 am this morning you didn't pick therefore you were sleeping with another woman."

Nonsense thread

Ujujoan:

Nonsense thread

I cosign with this

Kenny_G:

no wat pisses us off abt u

I luv evrytn abt me!

candylips:

the opposite darling

But u keep lookin 4 us every minute. Lol! I'll say its not d opposite.

Well, to me 99% of the girls are fucking crazy bitches that knows nothing other than opening there two legs like devil waiting for whom to devour. Thank God dat i dont hav a date! Na Una Sabi!

lamba lamb:

Well, to me 99% of the girls are fucking crazy bitches that knows nothing other than opening there two legs like devil waiting for whom to devour. Thank God dat i dont hav a date! Na Una Sabi!

Dayyyuuuum she did you wrong like that?

sexybabes:

But u keep lookin 4 us every minute. Lol! I'll say its not d opposite.

lamba lamb:

Well, to me 99% of the girls are fucking crazy bitches that knows nothing other than opening there two legs like devil waiting for whom to devour. Thank God dat i dont hav a date! Na Una Sabi!

And u wondering why u dont have a date?

well my bf hates it when i say " honey we need to talk" all my converstions start off like that. he claims he never knows when im mad or just wanting to be more intimate.

finemocha:

well my bf hates it when i say " honey we need to talk" all my converstions start off like that. he claims he never knows when im mad or just wanting to be more intimate.

Lol! I like dt statement 2,

when you're driving your car and you get lost they start complainin that they wanna go home when we're clearly lost. That is wasted

lamba lamb:

Well, to me 99% of the girls are fucking crazy bitches that knows nothing other than opening there two legs like devil waiting for whom to devour. Thank God dat i dont hav a date! Na Una Sabi!

LOL! Never a dull moment on NL.

@x fio

that is hilarious, im going to try that

lamba lamb:

Well, to me 99% of the girls are fucking crazy bitches that knows nothing other than opening there two legs like devil waiting for whom to devour. Thank God dat i dont hav a date! Na Una Sabi!

Well may be not 99% but dem plenty sha.

chic2pimp:

Well may be not 99% but dem plenty sha.

Am glad your mum is one of the 99% because the old cunt woman will not keep her legs closed.
Haba! she will never allow the old rusty cunt to rest for a mint. you better talk to mum,

hmm

Nag, nag, nag all day long. . . If u had a headache before, you'd certainly get the migraine from that one

whitelexi:

Nag, nag, nag all day long. . .  If u had a headache before, you'd certainly get the migraine from that one

there is a very simple drug for the nagging

candylips:

there is a very simple drug for the nagging

There is joy in sharing

whitelexi:

There is joy in sharing

the drug is a long thing

candylips:

the drug is a long thing

They are synonymous with nagging.

1. Gossip
2. Lies
3. Cheating
4. Unseriousness
5. She'll never call you, instead she'll flash and expect you to call her always
6. Jumps into conclusion whenever she sees you with another female she concludes, you're dating her.
7. She'll never let you know when you hurt her mistakenly.
8.Excessive demand: I need this, I need that, even when its not necessary,
9. She wants to spend all your money and won't want to help when you're down
10. Gives silly excuses

^^^^ Qed

galatico:

1. Gossip
2. Lies
3. Cheating
4. Unseriousness
5. She'll never call you, instead she'll flash and expect you to call her always
6. Jumps into conclusion whenever she sees you with another female she concludes, you're dating her.
7. She'll never let you know when you hurt her mistakenly.
8.Excessive demand: I need this, I need that, even when its not necessary,
9. She wants to spend all your money and won't want to help when you're down
10. Gives silly excuses

No bi me oo. Lol! 

are u sure