Nairaland Forum

doyindav:

ok! oya open open!
*removes glasses*

is dat a flirty line??

Sijo01:

is dat a flirty line??

I wonder o.

It's women like you who stop me from becoming a monk. I've been trying to meet a person like you for hours

Sijo01:

is dat a flirty line??

I'm gonna make u sweat...u're so soft & wet!

cindyrella: If I follow you home will u keep me??

close ur eyes...imagine wat I'm gonna do!

I can't keep my eyes off you, you are so beautiful, it hurts.

Sijo01:

is dat a flirty line??

Nope......4 u!
or are u shy?

Let me put cream on your strawberries

Sincerely, I said this today when I luckily bump into a lady I have been looking out for some months in my estate:


"With the way we have been catching each others gaze for some months, no doubt we both have some scores to settle. Like seriously, I am really gonna spank u till u tell me the truth"

And she said, is that, please have my no, i am rushing to d cafe (20mins later, I called her and she wants to get down tonight....fair enough she is PG student staying alone, so it all happened like magic)...I am still in her place...lol

If i give you my heart,will you give it home??

What else do you do besides making other ladies look ugly?

cindyrella: There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

cindyrella: There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

colly227: What else do you do besides making other ladies look ugly?

I like this!

Once I saw you, I knew you were made in heaven.

Our babies will be bronze gods.

Give me your number now or else...

Mrs.Chima:
Do you like wet rides?

Nwam. Oya,when do we begin?

I'm feeling a little off today, would you like to turn me on

cindyrella: There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.

Blindness symptoms...wash with salt water for better vision

Guy- excuse me lady, what does the time say?
Lady- 8:15pm
Guy- thx, I just want to know the exact time I first saw an angel

Let's leave here pretty lady someone just farted

U like sleeping? Me too! We should do it together sometime

How about me coming over to sit on ur laps and we will see what pops up?

u ar blessed wit a befitting buttucks nd an understanding brst

My heart stopped beating when I saw you,you are sweeter than a heart attack.

My mom was right,she said an angel will look on me today. Are you Michael's sister?

Nne,oyi n' atum oo...i dey catch cold oo

Mandelaguy: My heart stopped beating when I saw you,you are sweeter than a heart attack.

HEAVENS! What is sweet about heart attack?!