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God Praises. by Umartins1(m): 1:56pm On Jun 24, 2012
Kaa Bi Esi o
the arugbo ojo that is greater than obasanjo.
Oba aiku dat is far better dan atiku.
He that delivers daniel from the den of lion can otumba daniel be compared to him?
The master of simon peter, no wonder sir peter odili culd not challenge his authority.
Jehovah El-shadai,
Jehovah Head-shallbow,
Jehovah Head-shallnotstand,
Tell me where is El-rufai to demolish what he has built.
He that brought out money from the mouth of a fish, what a greatbanker.
He that parted the red sea, what a road maker.
He that healeth the woman with the issue of blood, what a great healer.
He fed 5000 people with 5 loaves of bread & 2 fish, what a great multiplier.
He that turn fire into Air-Conditioner for shedrach, meshach & Abednego, what a great cooler.
His excellency is in supremacy.
His majesty is in dignity.
His royalty is in loyalty.
His authority is in totality.
His the only God in trinity that works in unity with all integrity& purity.
Coupled with a tremondeous velocity in gravity.
And despite the density of his responsibility, no vacancy for impossibility.
The capability of his own mentality is higher than the proximity of the graduate of anyuniversity.
So join me to declare his magnanimity because he is the almighty God of sovereignty.
The head of all principality.
The invincible but awesome in reality.
My God is ogbonge in diversity, ode'eshi in brutality.
Keeper of my own mother in maternity.
He is the oldest antiquity yet he lives in eternity.
Baba i Sempe for u Jireh.
Kaaaaaa Biii Esi ooo.! U too much.
Baba i Hail You.


Welcome me to the joke section.

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Re: God Praises. by babarazy: 2:13pm On Jun 24, 2012
i guess am in religion section.
Re: God Praises. by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:23pm On Jun 24, 2012
God bles u Umartins, 4get dem haters dats NL 4 U. Anyway sha u sound like u kan rap?

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