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The Creation by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:45pm On Jun 24, 2012

In d begining, donkey,monkey, man nd oda animals were created nd donkey was told dat 'u wil labor nd toil unda d sun, workin hard everyday 4 odaz , and u shal live for 50 years' donkey replied 'al diz sufferin for 50 years abeg give me only 20 years' he was given d 20 yrs nd went his way. Monkey was told ' u wil live ur lyf always playin nd jumping abt in d trees nd behavin as if u dnt have brains nd u shal live for 40 years ' to wich monkey replied ' i desire only 15 years' he was given 15 years nd went his way. Man was finaly told 'u wil have dominion ova al d oda creatures nd u shal live nd enjoy life for 25 years' to wich man greedily replied 'al diz enjoyment 4 just 25 years, abeg give me the 30 years left by d donkey nd the 25 years left by the monkey'. man got his wish and from then on man lives for 25 years as a man enjoyin life then 30 years labouring nd toilin under the sun everyday to take care of odaz nd finaly 25 years as a monkey behaving like a child nd jumpin 4rm one child to anoda nd playin.

Re: The Creation by toygod2: 2:27am On Jul 21, 2012

INSPIRATIONAL

Re: The Creation by Valiantvaliant(m): 12:38pm On Jul 21, 2012