Person wey talk say my water no go boil,im own no go hot...

Bird egg size & hen egg size no be de same becos the sizes of their tin no be de same

Fight no get formular.

You mess, Babangida Repeat Primary one. Lmao

daviesmania: oboy dis 1 no follow o.................

e follow but you no understand; water wey dey toto small but wen prick enter there [t0t0],the water reach to wet[baff] the prick

dem say make meat nd fish raise hand up 4 inside pot, crayfish stil dey join dem raise hand.

man die go woman born another.
Time nah money.
Kaki no be leather.

Tree near Tree Na hin make monkey smart

If ur dream na to chop fish lap, make u think again.

Pikin wey talk say hin mama no go sleep,na Orphanage fit am.

E no easy, Na sense den dey take live life. If e easy fowl for don grow teeth

Na to0 much skill,dey make monkey miss branch.

If u no want moto to splash u water vex go buy Jeep.

Monkey smart,Monkey smart, e no fit pass JAMB

I get am b4 No be property

WHO DASH MONKEY BANANA?

Ekaete don get belle, shakara don end.

Them no de count 'I get before' join property

Ashawo no be work

bashy_demy: fly wey greedy na him dey follow corpse enter ground

corpse no be pigin. Na dead body

;DD day wey lion go become vegiterian nah dat day corruption go end 4 naija

Escort me, Escort me, naim slave trade take start.

When Pikin don dey crase, im mama go say na rascal.

1.Pikin weh won cause e papa dey give am money hold.
2.Who kill elephant go still go market go buy meat.

e get where bros go get bald head reach, dem go call am papa

[quote author=larry2lanky]1.Pikin weh won cause e papa dey give am money hold.

Guy no be lie

Mosquito wey dey brocos na small small them dey take kill am oh

prick dey boast, toto dey boast. na 4 bed we go know who be who ooo

When night reach, you go know say girl no dey ugly.

i tire no be lazy

Anybody dat swallow stick he must not lie down

(1)Who carry curse when them curse Oba go tell Oba, na him curse am
(2) As elephant head dey heavy am, na so ant head dey heavy am
(3)If prick no stand, them no dey take blow fight toto
(4)Rape no good, but the one when bad pass na the one an impotent man do, because na finger him go take rape the woman
(5) To give monkey cup drink palmy no be problem, na to collect the cup back from am, be the problem