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How To Silence An Obnoxious Arsenal Supporter by BizBooks(m): 12:36pm On Jun 27, 2012 |
Nairaland has a sizeable number of Arsenal supporters. Unfortunately, a few of them are quite obnoxious. They do not realize that football is just a game. If you say anything against their dear team, you will become the recipient of all manner of insult and abuse. If you ever have the misfortune of getting into an argument with one of them, do not try to reason with them. It will not work. Rather, whatever they say, reply with one or a combination of the following: 1. Tell them that Arsenal is destined to play in the Europa League this year (No Arsenal fan wants to hear “Europa League”. So keep mentioning “Europa League” at every opportunity) 2. Remind them that Arsenal has not won a trophy since 2006 (This is one issue that worries Arsenal fans the most. They try their best to forget it. So bring it up often) 3. Tell them that Arsene Wenger is the worst coach in the EPL. (While many Arsenal fans agree with this sentiment, they do not like others bringing it up) 4. Tell them that van Persie will leave Arsenal this year, whether that is true or not. (van Persie happens to be the back bone of Arsenal. They cannot afford to lose him) 5. Tell them that Arsenal is just a French team playing in England (While it is true that Arsenal is largely made up of French players, their fans do not want to hear about it. If they say “Well, van Persie, Walcott, Wilshere, Chamberlain etc are not French” counter by listing the myriad French players on their team. They include Sagna, Diaby, Koscielny, Squillaci, Coquelin, Chamakh, Girourd, Song, Gervinho etc 6. Tell them that Arsenal has signed Arshavin to a 5 year contract. (Arshavin is one of the most hated players in Arsenal. His contract expired this year and he will most likely not be re-signed due to poor performance. But keep saying you heard he has been re-signed to a new contract). The aim here is not be factual but to avoid arguing with an obnoxious Arsenal fan on his own terms. Whatever he says, keep repeating items 1 – 6 ad infinitum. |
Re: How To Silence An Obnoxious Arsenal Supporter by 1025: 2:04pm On Jun 27, 2012 |
you are about causing the 3rd world war with these bitter truths of yours. are you sure that you are ready for this? anyway, if you are ready, you can add one more point at the no 7: arsenal is man city's feeder team |
Re: How To Silence An Obnoxious Arsenal Supporter by BizBooks(m): 2:39pm On Jun 27, 2012 |
1025: no 7: arsenal is man city's feeder team Not only Man City. Arsenal is also a feeder team for Chelsea, Tottenham, AC Milan, Barca etc. |
Re: How To Silence An Obnoxious Arsenal Supporter by 1025: 2:49pm On Jun 27, 2012 |
uncle, that was before the new improved arab man city. as we talk now, i can tell u that man city and arsenal has a secret agreement for raising players for them. u no see, toure, adebayor, clichy and nasri now they are half heartedly considering van persie. |
Re: How To Silence An Obnoxious Arsenal Supporter by folahann(m): 3:28pm On Jun 27, 2012 |
Mr 1025 How many usernames are you going to register just to make it known you hate Arsenal? Na u dey ask and na you dey answer. |
Re: How To Silence An Obnoxious Arsenal Supporter by BizBooks(m): 3:56pm On Jun 27, 2012 |
folahann: Mr 1025 Are you trying to infer that BizBooks and 1025 are one and the same? If so, you are 100% wrong. This write-up is not directed at all Arsenal fans. It is directed at the obnoxious few. |
Re: How To Silence An Obnoxious Arsenal Supporter by 1025: 4:24pm On Jun 27, 2012 |
Mr 1025 @folahann, pls believe me, we don't hate your club rather we are trying to stop all these mental/emotional tortures the club and coach you melting out to u our brothers. i felt very bad the day arsenal played final pf carlin cup with birmingham after much celebrations by arsenal fans, martins spoilt the day for the club and fans. we want our brothers in arsesnal to enjoy once in a while like those of us in enyimba, chelsea, man u and man cit just to mention but a few. all these mediocre players from relegated clubs u are celebrating now will not solve the problem. sale wenger, buy rednapp and use the balnace to buy quality water for the players and things will change for good. harry is sure to break that jinx of trophy for ur club. like i said, we no hate una pls.pele |
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