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Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by mukina2: 11:17am On Jun 28, 2012
Good day People,

Please post sexual jokes in the sexuality section.

Do not post threads with sexual pictures or sexual jokes.

Any thread with sexual contents will be moved to sexuality and the poster banned.

Thanks for co-operating.

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by Nobody: 11:23am On Jun 28, 2012
you seem to be everywhere. Are you a spirit.
No bring your draculean law come spoil show here ooo

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by bingbagbo(m): 11:55am On Jun 28, 2012
. . .yes!, its now we gonna see the real jokers on here!

i am a versatile joker and i create jokes on every topic, unlike guys like ekeroyal, sutoboy, booqee, bright etc.

prove you can do a joke devoid of sex now!

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by bright007(f): 8:02pm On Jun 28, 2012
mukina2: Good day People,

Please post sexual jokes in the sexuality section.

Do not post threads with sexual pictures or sexual jokes.

Any thread with sexual contents will be moved to sexuality and the poster banned.

Thanks for co-operating.




Thanks for d info...but I will appreciate if u will expantiate/throw more light on this new development.
In other words,u should draw d line between intimate jokes or jokes depicting imaginary intimacy and those that do not.

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by bunmioguns(m): 7:01am On Jun 30, 2012
mukina2: Good day People,

Please post sexual jokes in the sexuality section.

Do not post threads with sexual pictures or sexual jokes.

Any thread with sexual contents will be moved to sexuality and the poster banned.

Thanks for co-operating.



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Its seems as if most of dis moderators are 'POWER DRUNK', dt was hw one of them commented on a thread dt 'the Jokes section needs an overhaul'. . . . Well let me tell u d real truth Mukina, we hav our mode here and if we had gone astray, he wld hav warned us. You are just jumping frm section to section, I dont knw. . . . . .nw u moved my joke titled 'Funniest Joke ever' to the sexuality section. . . .which doesn't even make sense. .. . . .. . .well let me tell u d real truth, its either you create anoda section for NAUGHTY JOKES. . . Or else, dis section will become driest . . .because you cant expect me to post 'JOKE' in d sexuality section. . .. . I have spoken my mind, now u can BAN me

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by mikuz(m): 7:34pm On Jun 30, 2012
bunmioguns:
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Its seems as if most of dis moderators are 'POWER DRUNK', dt was hw one of them commented on a thread dt 'the Jokes section needs an overhaul'. . . . Well let me tell u d real truth Mukina, we hav our mode here and if we had gone astray, he wld hav warned us. You are just jumping frm section to section, I dont knw. . . . . .nw u moved my joke titled 'Funniest Joke ever' to the sexuality section. . . .which doesn't even make sense. .. . . .. . .well let me tell u d real truth, its either you create anoda section for NAUGHTY JOKES. . . Or else, dis section will become driest . . .because you cant expect me to post 'JOKE' in d sexuality section. . .. . I have spoken my mind, now u can BAN me
bro chill, i feel your pain. Its rather unfortunate. But in Jokes section? This is another bitter pill we all have to swallow. I saw this thread couple days back and i was left dumbfounded. I got to keep mute before they brand me a trouble maker. But then its not everyone who enjoys other people riding on 'em like Rodeos.Decisions like these are never taken anywhere in the world. So brother keep it low cos no matter how you pesist - what she has written she has written -

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by bunmioguns(m): 9:39pm On Jun 30, 2012
mikuz: bro chill, i feel your pain. Its rather unfortunate. But in Jokes section? This is another bitter pill we all have to swallow. I saw this thread couple days back and i was left dumbfounded. I got to keep mute before they brand me a trouble maker. But then its not everyone who enjoys other people riding on 'em like Rodeos.Decisions like these are never taken anywhere in the world. So brother keep it low cos no matter how you pesist - what she has written she has written -
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As in dis babe dey vex me seriously. . .am nt surprised, dis is wht happen when u delegate power to laidies, they misuse it sometimes. . . . .i jst dont knw hw u cld move something we called 'JOKE' to sexuality section . . . . . .#occcupyMukina#

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by booqee(f): 10:25pm On Jun 30, 2012
mukina2: Good day People,

Please post sexual jokes in the sexuality section.

Do not post threads with sexual pictures or sexual jokes.

Any thread with sexual contents will be moved to sexuality and the poster banned.

Thanks for co-operating.



mukina! Dis ur law no make am oh...at all! Now u guys are finally gonna make dis section so empty and boring.
Most of d funny jokes here are of a sexua.l nature, now d section will be left wiv d dry ones.
Btw, we're not lil kids ere nah, so wats dis deal in scraping out sexuality jokes?? Are we babies for goodness sake?!

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by Umartins1(m): 8:13am On Jul 01, 2012
I hereby, welcome all of u na to sexuality section! The best on Nairaland!

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by mikuz(m): 8:59am On Jul 01, 2012
Umartins1: I hereby, welcome all of u na to sexuality section! The best on Nairaland!
lol
Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by Bliss955(m): 3:18pm On Jul 01, 2012
y sexuality
Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by mikuz(m): 4:50pm On Jul 01, 2012
Bliss955: y sexuality
google it grin
Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by Ajibel(m): 1:09pm On Jul 02, 2012
The blame lies in the mods...not just intimate jokes, also to be disallowed are copy and pasted jokes, recycled jokes, dry jokes, unfinished jokes...ehm, someone help me add more undecided

am out!
Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by Homar(m): 2:48pm On Jul 02, 2012
Umartins1: I hereby, welcome all of u na to sexuality section! The best on Nairaland!
bros i don leave joke section tey tey come join romance and sexuality section . silly boring bin making d jokes section boring . Am gonna be back for my njpc members .
Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by bingbagbo(m): 9:09pm On Jul 02, 2012
Homar: bros i don leave joke section tey tey come join romance and sexuality section . silly boring bin making d jokes section boring . Am gonna be back for my njpc members .






ho-mad' you are better of in sexuality section. i think Mukina must create a special ' GGAY SECTION" for you and your cronies!! angry angry


bush pig!! angry

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by Umartins1(m): 9:11pm On Jul 02, 2012
bin gbagbo:





ho-mad' you are better of in sexuality section. i think Mukina must create a special ' GGAY SECTION" for you and your cronies!! angry angry


bush pig!! angry
cant you make your comment without insulting your fellow being?

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by bingbagbo(m): 9:37pm On Jul 02, 2012
Umartins1:
cant you make your comment without insulting your fellow being?






DID i insult anybody












bush pig!! angry
Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by Umartins1(m): 12:10am On Jul 03, 2012
Seems I'll dispose you off into your name.... Bin!

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by bingbagbo(m): 1:43am On Jul 03, 2012
Umartins1: Seems I'll dispose you off into your name.... Bin!




ARE you Mukina's husband angry












bush pig!! angry
Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by Umartins1(m): 2:52am On Jul 03, 2012
bin gbagbo:




ARE you Mukina's husband angry












bush pig!! angry
would have loved to be at least, she aint a bush-pig like Bin
Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by mikuz(m): 7:47am On Jul 03, 2012
Lwkmd

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by Nobody: 9:25am On Jul 03, 2012
grin This damn thread is a joke! I'm unstoppable! grin grin
Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by dani1luv: 10:16am On Jul 03, 2012
beht, what is the problem really?? undecided undecided
Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by Lordave: 10:56am On Jul 03, 2012
For wetin nah
Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by Kslib(m): 1:48pm On Jul 03, 2012
@mukina2 are we allowed to use intimate usernames like "fuckmepls" or "my-sweet-Bottom" or "spanked-muki**a".... ?
Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by ekeroyal(m): 5:36pm On Jul 03, 2012
bin gbagbo: . . .yes!, its now we gonna see the real jokers on here!

i am a versatile joker and i create jokes on every topic, unlike guys like ekeroyal, sutoboy, booqee, bright etc.

prove you can do a joke devoid of sex now!

Hi Bin Wiener, it has been proven that you're not one of the dumbest but the only dumba$$+ar$ehole we've got not just in NL but all over the internet. Always jealous, sorry do u get drunk round the clock? I mean do u live in a bar? In a nice way.


And to 'Mrs. Yaya Toure', I never knew you now own NL so that you just jump around slamming people. If you don't mind, kindly moderate the sports section or tell us if you are now the mod for this section or are you now the owner of NL? Nigerians, is time to grow up and be like your counterparts world over or forever remain a drawback to the world. NL should be like a FB for Nigerians and not a prison yard. If Seun(with all due respect) is no longer interested in us expressing ourselves to the best of our abilities for our humour, please go on and close down this site.

Thanks.

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Re: Intimate Jokes Are Not Allowed Anymore by vichenzo: 9:47am On Jul 04, 2012
To my fellow NAIRALANDERS!!
I get ur grieviances n why u feel robbed of ur freedom, but guyz it's not impossible we're all here make us laugh, dnt let ur sweet comediness b stolen with just one rule!
Lets proove 2 our moderator dat yes we can! What y'all fink?

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