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If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by djcrooky(m): 6:25pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
Patron: Waiter! Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem? Patron: There's a fly in my soup! Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time. Patron: No, it's still there. Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead. Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there. Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using? Patron: A SOUP bowl! Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up? Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?! Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup? Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day! Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day? Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day?? Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour. Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now? Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato. Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now. [Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check] Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check. Patron: This is potato soup. Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet. Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything. [Waiter leaves.] Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup! The check: Soup of the Day $5.00 Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day $2.50 Access to support $1.00 |
Re: If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by Migines(m): 6:35pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
Lmao. Wtf! |
Re: If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by Nobody: 6:40pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
djcrooky, you are so crooked, no let bill gates catch you ooo very correct, those stupid bunch of fools |
Re: If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by bagoma(f): 8:53pm On Nov 29, 2007 |
:d :d |
Re: If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by kronkykay(m): 10:33am On Nov 30, 2007 |
crooky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WTF? |
Re: If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by ituen(m): 3:03pm On Nov 30, 2007 |
good one |
Re: If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by lhawarl1(m): 9:00pm On Feb 03, 2017 |
Lol exactly |
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