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If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by djcrooky(m): 6:25pm On Nov 29, 2007
Patron: Waiter!

Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I'll be your Support Waiter. What seems to be the problem?

Patron: There's a fly in my soup!

Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won't be there this time.

Patron: No, it's still there.

Waiter: Maybe it's the way you're using the soup; try eating it with a fork instead.

Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.

Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl; what kind of bowl are you using?

Patron: A SOUP bowl!

Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it's a configuration problem; how was the bowl set up?

Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer; what has that to do with the fly in my soup?!

Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?

Patron: I sat down and ordered the Soup of the Day!

Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest Soup of the Day?

Patron: You have more than one Soup of the Day each day??

Waiter: Yes, the Soup of the Day is changed every hour.

Patron: Well, what is the Soup of the Day now?

Waiter: The current Soup of the Day is tomato.

Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I'm running late now.

[Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check]

Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.

Patron: This is potato soup.

Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn't ready yet.

Patron: Well, I'm so hungry now, I'll eat anything.

[Waiter leaves.]

Patron: Waiter! There's a gnat in my soup!

The check:
Soup of the Day $5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day $2.50
Access to support $1.00
Re: If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by Migines(m): 6:35pm On Nov 29, 2007
Lmao. Wtf!
Re: If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by Nobody: 6:40pm On Nov 29, 2007
djcrooky, you are so crooked,
no let bill gates catch you ooo


very correct, those stupid bunch of fools grin
Re: If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by bagoma(f): 8:53pm On Nov 29, 2007
:d :d
Re: If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by kronkykay(m): 10:33am On Nov 30, 2007
crooky!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF?
Re: If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by ituen(m): 3:03pm On Nov 30, 2007
good one
Re: If Microsoft Ran Restaurants by lhawarl1(m): 9:00pm On Feb 03, 2017
Lol exactly

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