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Ghana Jokes by ghanababex(f): 2:37pm On Apr 04, 2006
Electric Chair
Four Ghanaians commit an offense. They were given four types of the death penalty options to choose from: Electric chair, Firing squad, Hanging, or HIV INJECTION.
On the fateful day, the 4 Ghanaians went straight to the Executioner to get killed.

The Ewe man chose the electric chair; and boom he was gone!

The Ga man chose the firing squad. A shot was fired, and boom he was gone.

The Fante man was lifted by the Executioner of the stool and boom he was gone!

Asante man walked confidently to the Executioner and selected the HIV INJECTION option. They injected a bottle of the deadly virus into his veins. And off he goes! He walks confidently to his cell and tells his cell mates, pointing at the Executioners:

"Nkwaseafuor, wommo nnim seh meshe condom!" Which literally means those Stupid people, they don't know that I'm wearing a condom
grin
Re: Ghana Jokes by diddy4(m): 2:45pm On Apr 04, 2006
oh shit, is he stupid or what? damn that was hilarious. grin
Re: Ghana Jokes by Rhodalyn(f): 2:48pm On Apr 04, 2006
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy dats an ashanti man for U U know wink kiss kiss kiss we've got da brains cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy


i like dat part"Nkwaseafuor, wommo nnim seh meshe condom!" cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Ghana Jokes by Free(f): 4:15pm On Apr 04, 2006
haha i cracked up the first time i heard this joke grin cheesy grin
Re: Ghana Jokes by izoneb(f): 7:46am On Nov 25, 2006
cool
Re: Ghana Jokes by amodu(m): 11:58am On Nov 25, 2006
You are too good. grin grin
Re: Ghana Jokes by frankiriri(m): 3:20pm On Nov 29, 2006
Heard it before. But its still thrilled me cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Ghana Jokes by dondee2(m): 10:14am On Mar 15, 2008
nice joke.keep the fire burning
Re: Ghana Jokes by ituen(m): 11:36am On Mar 15, 2008
very old joke but it rocks anyday i see or hear it
Re: Ghana Jokes by delib: 11:58am On Mar 15, 2008
;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d ;d
Re: Ghana Jokes by naijastyle: 9:09pm On Mar 16, 2008
lol.
Ghanians will always be Ghanians.
Re: Ghana Jokes by Teejay07(m): 4:37am On Mar 17, 2008
@poster,

nice one.
Re: Ghana Jokes by clemcykul(f): 3:12pm On Mar 17, 2008
lol grin
Re: Ghana Jokes by mescapon(m): 6:07pm On Apr 16, 2008
haha diz iz silly lol.

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