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How To Make A Man Happy by nicct(m): 12:56pm On Jul 03, 2012
HOW TO MAKE A MAN
HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
>05. Don't bother him
about his movements
>06. Honor him
{}Whats so hard about
that.... ?{} HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN
HAPPY It's really not difficult To
make a woman
happy; a man only needs to
be: > 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master > 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator > 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist > 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic > 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny > 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent > 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable > 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. Take her shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich > 48. D0nt stress her out
> 49. D0nt look at other
girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of
attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
> 52. give her lots of space,
never worrying about
where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget:
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she
makes And Have SEX with her!!!
Re: How To Make A Man Happy by BIGVAJINA(f): 1:16pm On Jul 03, 2012
nicct: HOW TO MAKE A MAN
HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
>05. Don't bother him
about his movements
>06. Honor him
{}Whats so hard about
that.... ?{} HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN
HAPPY It's really not difficult To
make a woman
happy; a man only needs to
be: > 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master > 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator > 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist > 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic > 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny > 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent > 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable > 43. passionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. Take her shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich > 48. D0nt stress her out
> 49. D0nt look at other
girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU
MUST ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of
attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time for herself
> 52. give her lots of space,
never worrying about
where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget:
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she
makes And Have SEX with her!!!











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Re: How To Make A Man Happy by Nobody: 8:01pm On Jul 03, 2012
undecided
Re: How To Make A Man Happy by Nobody: 7:48pm On May 31, 2019
This is excellent work, friend. grin

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