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Femi n Jane are about to marry in abt 3 months time.
Jane is a religious addict who does not believe in sex b4 marriage. She has been in d relationship 4 3yrs n Femi hasnt complained.
Femi has flings wit some ladies but has always been truthful abt his marital status. He met Chika whose guy is out of town 4 a month's course n have decided 2 av a month relatnshp pending wen d guy returns.
Janes mother was nice enough 2 invite her 4 tenants ahead of d wedding n decided 2 drop an IV with her tenants. Janes mother met Chika rushing out n she offered 2 drop d IV but chika replied: "pls ma, I'm rushing out 2 meet my boss @ d junction, kindly drop it with my boyfriend, he is inside, I will soon be back ma". She accepted n said ok. (no other tenant was back 4m work).
Jane mother: knock knock
Femi: baby, are u back, aint u going again
janes moda: sorry, she ask me 2 drop ds
femi: ok, a minute pls.
Femi took a towel 2 cover d erected dickson dat was interrupted by chikas boss' call 4m finishing d 2nd round.
Femi opens d door n behold, Janes mother........seeing d arc of an energetic soldier covered by a towel.
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-If u are Janes mother, will u allow ur child marry him after much pleading?
-If u Jane, wat will be ur stand?
-If u are Femi.... Leave a comment.
-And as Chika, wat will u do?

This is superstory. I actually knew where the story was going before it ended which is the characteristic of Nollywood tales.
@ Topic, I would advise the mother to tell her daughter that she is marrying a potential dog

Wats d title of dis nollywood movie?

jaido09: Wats d title of dis nollywood movie?

The title is Kasala burst

Going by d title,It's a bit obvious na nollywood script.

Poster,Post DVD to me wen u done.

Reading it na longggggggg tin!

@ all, my presentation might not be good as I'm not a writer. Talk of nollywood, I hardly watch it.
BTW, it's a true life story.

nonsense!!!

HAVE U HEARD OF KONJI BEFORE? Dat wat hapens wen u gve the no sssx rule.

If i were femi, i wil tel jane b4 ha mum tel her

jane must 4gve because she led him to dat

jane mum has no say on d mata

tobechi74: HAVE U HEARD OF KONJI BEFORE? Dat wat hapens wen u gve the no sssx rule.

If i were femi, i wil tel jane b4 ha mum tel her

jane must 4gve because she led him to dat

jane mum has no say on d mata

Did you leave your brain at home before typing this poo? How is it her fault? Was she the one that inserted his joystick inside the punny?

Dat wat hapens 2 guys whose patner gives them COMMANDMENT

He has 2 discharge their waste else where pending when his own toilet is ready.

I beliv d guy has bin depositing elsewhere b4.the difrence is that he was caught.

The story isn't even probable , so Chika lives in Jane's mum house and Femi doesn't know his potential in-laws house

apocalypse: The story isn't even probable , so Chika lives in Jane's mum house and Femi doesn't know his potential in-laws house

It's super story what were you expecting?

Exponental: @ all, my presentation might not be good as I'm not a writer. Talk of nollywood, I hardly watch it.
BTW, it's a true life story.

Really? Landlord will go from house to house giving out wedding invites? And what stopped Chika from taking it with her? True life indeed.

Y'all really need to stop trying to make sense out of this tale

apocalypse: The story isn't even probable , so Chika lives in Jane's mum house and Femi doesn't know his potential in-laws house

a house belonging 2 d mother in law 2 be.......she does not live there. Any wrong in stopping by?

Lord_Reed:

Really? Landlord will go from house to house giving out wedding invites? And what stopped Chika from taking it with her? True life indeed.

she stopped by....anything wrong wit dat? Chika didnt collect cos she was rushin out...........u need nt believe, ur choice!

Exponental:
she stopped by....anything wrong wit dat? Chika didnt collect cos she was rushin out...........u need nt believe, ur choice!

Was the invite a basket of rocks? Abegi

You guy are arguing over a nollywood tale? Sad

Mynd_44: You guy are arguing over a nollywood tale? Sad

No mind me, e just dey do me somehow.

Can u guys just ignore or make ur +ve comments. I av told u
my write up might nt be too gd but its a true live story.

Exponental: Can u guys just ignore or make ur +ve comments. I av told u
my write up might nt be too gd but its a true live story.

True story? Yeah right

Mynd_44:
True story? Yeah right

lol

Mynd_44:
True story? Yeah right

Wateva!

Exponental:

Wateva!

story

If I were jane, though its hard 2 4gve buh I'd go ahead and marry my love.my problem would be if d gy loves me as 4 as I knw dy were just sharng bed and notng else

poorly scripted play.. so so daft.