The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) questioned the Chairman of the House’s Adhoc Committee on Petroleum Subsidy, Hon. Farouk Lawan, over bribery allegation involving $600,000.

A video recording purportedly showing the bride money exchanging hands is in the possession of the EFCC.

Hon. Lawan has since denied being the one captured in the clip, collecting marked dollar bills.

Speaker of the House, Hon. Aminu Tambuwal and other lawmakers have disowned Lawan over his selfishness in not sharing out the money collected as is customary.

Actors in the drama:

Mr Femi Otedola of Zenon oil has claimed responsibility for the sting operation which led to the video recording.

Mr Otedola, too stingy to pay a bribe, invited the SSS to monitor his discussions with Hon. Farouk.

Otedola also cleverly (stingily?) got the security agency to provide the marked dollars allegedly paid to Lawan and one Boniface.

A former head of state is said to have handed the tape to the house of reps after viewing it and discovering it wasn’t the Indian Movie Otedola promised him. This infuriated him much.

Latest developments:

Bowing to immense pressures to clear his name, Hon. Lawan has now revealed a dark family secret, namely, that a dark sheep exists in the family in the person of none other than the honorable’s own identical twin brother.

This revelation, which was understandably heart wrenching for the lawmaker to disclose, fully exonerates Lawan from collecting the bribe as it was his twin, Loki, impersonating Lawan, who demanded and collected the bribe and was subsequently filmed by SSS agents.

In a press statement released by the family, spokesperson for the honorable member said:

“We can see how he (Loki) could have deceived everybody including the SSS. Both he and our son, Lawan, are very difficult to tell apart and only we family members can differentiate them.

“We implore the public to please leave us alone during this trying period as we deal with the disgrace that this bad egg has once again brought upon us.”

It was further disclosed that the mischievous twin has since gone into hiding as he often does and may never be found until he decides to surface again.

Oil Companies Chiefs are said to have funded the SSS/EFCC joint operation as part of social-corporate responsibility initiatives.

Lol,

Case dismissed!

You suppose get column for Hints Magazine. E for fit you!

lol. Really great one. YOU TRY NO BE SMALL

Nwa_Nimo: Lol,
Case dismissed!

maybe ,maybe not.was it the twin that made the address on the floor of the house that otedola company should be spared?and does that mean that faruk mbile is also been used by his twin brother?was it his twin brother that took the money to the police.he is only postponing his evil days the oppositin just wants to make pdp look silly before launching their attack on them.but this is nigeria anything can happen.

Bros, leave dat matter abeg. Nobody be mumu for here. From " I collected d money to indite Otedola" to "I did not receive bribe, i only collected money". now u r saying na ur twin wey no exist. Hon.stop making a fool of urself. Accept u've messed up and stop giving baseless execuses.

I almost believed the OP, good write-up.

I saw the twin brother just now(I just came in from morning jogging)he is hidding in Wuse 2 and he jogs every morning,ask my wife. Lol.hahahahahahah

Yeske!:
I almost believed the OP, good write-up.

was it a joke?well i fell for it .nice one op .really really good keep it up

Nonsense post..who wrote this and where is the source?? I don't believe this

I believe him because the Lawan that we know was an honourable man....sillly twin took out Otedola's name from the documents too.....

This twin is really a bad wolf in sheep skin.

LWKMD. FOOOOOOL!

horny4u: I believe him because the Lawan that we know was an honourable man....sillly twin took out Otedola's name from the documents too.....

[b]This twin is really a bad wolf in sheep skin.

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This twin must be spiritual , Naija

Seriously I see opportunity in this script, what is NollyWood doing ? This is a better script, and everyone needs to prepare to GET A COPY NOW, FROM IWEKA ROAD....

horny4u: I believe him because the Lawan that we know was an honourable man....sillly twin took out Otedola's name from the documents too.....

This twin is really a bad wolf in sheep skin.

Yes, the twin went into the HOuse and shakily asked that the company name be removed,,,,,, comedy central

the joke of the year.

so lawan is now Thor with the evil brother Loki good one.

i no fit laff,which title we go give this new release from nollywood;THE RETURN OF THE BLACK SHEEP.See wetin naija don turn into,even our law makers don they write script 4 film.Even pikin of 2yrs no go ever believe this story,so who are they deceiving? Shoir mtschewwww.

Just A Joke, source is from wazobia.com, you can check it out

lawan neva still face firin squard yet? Shooooooo! Make dem kpuff dat guy na!

Hmmmm...Now i have a good title for my upcoming movie "An act of siemens Twin" naija i dey hailoo....
Case about to Close, next please..

Where is the source na?

Nice one mate