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A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 10:48pm On Apr 04, 2006
A guy found himself unable to satisfy his wife.
He tried hundreds of methods but just wasn’t able
to do the job. He finally went to his best friend
and asked for advice. His friend told him not to
worry because he knew a method that was a 100
percent successful. He says, “Hire a big strong
black man to stands near your bed and waving a
huge towel over both of you while you are having
sex. This way your wife will be stimulated an
have an orgasm.”

The guy hired the strong man, but all efforts
were in vain. He went back to his friend and
told him what happened. So his friend suggested
that they switch places. “Why don’t you wave the
towel while the strong man does the job in bed,”
says the friend.

He agreed and said that he would do anything to
satisfy his wife. He hires the same guy again
and this time they trade positions. Naturally,
the woman has a divine orgasm. The husband leans
over to the black guy and says, “You see!
That’s how you wave the towel.”
Re: A Man's Ego! by Z4M4eva(f): 10:51pm On Apr 04, 2006
Haha.  l.o.l grin
Re: A Man's Ego! by diddy4(m): 11:03pm On Apr 04, 2006
oh shit!!! grin
Re: A Man's Ego! by dm(m): 5:07pm On May 20, 2006
ojd:

The husband leans
over to the black guy and says, “You see!
That’s how you wave the towel.”

angry Do't tell me that was the part i'm to crack up sad.
I did not angry angry angry
Re: A Man's Ego! by pirella(f): 7:46pm On May 20, 2006
Oh my God! wat a dumb husband. @dm: dnt tel me u kant find d humour in ds joke, too bad
Re: A Man's Ego! by eveseh(f): 8:48pm On May 20, 2006
lol wahahahahah aahhahahahaha cheesy
Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 9:14pm On May 20, 2006
dm:

angry Do't tell me that was the part i'm to crack up sad.
I did not angry angry angry

Are you so DUMB?
Re: A Man's Ego! by eveseh(f): 9:19pm On May 20, 2006
lol ojd
Re: A Man's Ego! by spikelord(m): 9:22pm On May 20, 2006
Ojb, No OJD haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This one is damn funny!
Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 9:47pm On May 20, 2006
@eveseh

nice signature
Re: A Man's Ego! by dm(m): 9:50pm On May 20, 2006
ojd:

Are you so DUMB?
So because i didn't find it hilarious means u should insult me
Re: A Man's Ego! by eveseh(f): 9:55pm On May 20, 2006
ojd:

@eveseh

nice signature

thanks,THAT'S MY NAME ON IT EVE,is cool abi grin
Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 11:36pm On May 20, 2006
dm:

So because i didn't find it hilarious means u should insult me

Sir, my apologies



eveseh:

thanks,THAT'S MY NAME ON IT EVE,is cool abi grin


yea, its cool, is there an "ADAM" to the EVE yet? wink
Re: A Man's Ego! by eveseh(f): 11:43pm On May 20, 2006
ojd:

Sir, my apologies



yea, its cool, is there an "ADAM" to the EVE yet? wink

no,eve is stay waitng for da rightful adam grin
Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 12:17am On May 21, 2006
any set criteria for the "right" ADAM?
Re: A Man's Ego! by eveseh(f): 12:30am On May 21, 2006
ojd:

any set criteria for the "right" ADAM?


not yet undecided undecided undecided
Re: A Man's Ego! by ojd(m): 12:49am On May 21, 2006
Alright, wish you the best as u wait on him, 'r u online?
Re: A Man's Ego! by Ashiwaju(m): 3:15am On May 21, 2006
sharp man!
Re: A Man's Ego! by Grizzly(m): 11:20am On May 21, 2006
*~Dats how u wave the towel~* shocked shocked Big fool!!

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