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| Drop An Impossible Breaking News by LarrySun(m): 12:00am On Jul 09, 2012 |
Here are some breaking news that may never happen. But with the ridiculous things happening in the world, they really may come true. 1. Tope Alabi to Join House of Jinja 2. Yinka Quadri the New Face of Spartacus 4 3. Oyakhilome to Become Okija Shrine Chief Priest 4. Tuface Idibia Bids for the Post of a Pope 5. R.Kelly features Pasuma Wonder in New Album 6. First Lady writes a Novel 7. Funke Akindele to act the Next James Bond Girl 8. Tom Cruise to act The Return of Jelili Drop yours. |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Vivly(f): 8:31am On Jul 09, 2012 |
Is dat all? |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by LarrySun(m): 8:56am On Jul 09, 2012 |
Vivly: Is dat all? Is this your own news? |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Nobody: 9:13am On Jul 09, 2012 |
QUESTION TO QESTION! |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Ezira: 9:41am On Jul 09, 2012 |
Gov Peter Obi eyes 3rd Tenure Farouk Lawan Resigns from the House of Reps |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by honeric01(m): 9:46am On Jul 09, 2012 |
RCCG bans title and offerings. Covenant University declares tuition fee free. Buhari joins PDP Nigerian Police Uniform now white on white. Nigerian capital city now Bornu state. 1 Like |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by LarrySun(m): 10:19am On Jul 09, 2012 |
Ezira: Gov Peter Obi eyes 3rd Tenure Now, that's what we're talking about! |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by LarrySun(m): 10:20am On Jul 09, 2012 |
honeric01: RCCG bans title and offerings. Lol! You're too much! Very funny.  |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Exponental(m): 10:30am On Jul 09, 2012 |
Un4-2nately most of d posts above are posible. Humans are unpredictable. Other than d covenant stuff, tithe n offering, borno n d 2face's bid...anything can happen. Trust urself alone....infact, sometimes dont trust urself! |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by honeric01(m): 10:42am On Jul 09, 2012 |
Exponental: Un4-2nately most of d posts above are posible. Humans are unpredictable. Other than d covenant stuff, tithe n offering, borno n d 2face's bid...anything can happen. Trust urself alone....infact, sometimes dont trust urself! LOL you mean police wearing white and white is possible? HEHEHEHE And BUHARI joining PDP? i can bet with all my assets that it won't happen. |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by mspookie: 11:09am On Jul 09, 2012 |
Dame Paience Jonathan speaks fluent English |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by bashydemy(m): 11:20am On Jul 09, 2012 |
Obasanjo contesting for US president America giving Nigerian free visa money growing on trees Timaya Hawking plantain chips |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by gametalk: 11:53am On Jul 09, 2012 |
Pakistan and Iraq giving Nigerians free visa. Jack Bauer become the strategic and logistic leader of boko haram Patricia Etteh contesting for World Bank president First Lady, Patience Jonathan won the noble award in English Language ACN collabo with PDP 2015 election 1 Like |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by musulumi(m): 12:09pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
Dangote group to establish pure water factory in Ikoyi  |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by yunafa(f): 1:42pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
OBASANJO RUNS FOR SENATE IN 2012 |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Murphy7h4: 2:28pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
Much appreciated  |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by tobechi20(m): 2:37pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
SPORT Super eagler of nigeria win world cup Mikel obi is english premier league highest goal scorer. POLITICS PATRICIA ETTEH AS EFCC CHAIRMAN Chris okotie wins presidential election in 2015. EDUCATION Patience Jonathan as education minister Obasanjo becomes vice chancellor ENTERTAINMENT Osita(pawpaw) wins world tallest man. Chemistry wins miss world. |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by lukesh(m): 2:38pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
[quote author=Larry-Sun]Here are some breaking news that may never happen. But with the ridiculous things happening in the world, they really may come true. 1. Tope Alabi to Join House of Jinja Trash |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by phantasm(m): 2:53pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
Fashola employs Obama as a BRT bus Captain USA to seek the help of Nigerian Police Authority to train CIA officials Obasanjo eyes Serena Williams |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by kerijay(m): 3:17pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
2pac sets to release Another album chris brown Ft Sunny ade in[Don't stop The Music remix] Nigeria Produces New #620,000 note with farouk as the image Boko haram Bombs A a building in U.S.A Utaka wins World best No More Celebrating Christmas |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by kerijay(m): 3:20pm On Jul 09, 2012 |
1)2pac sets to release Another album 2)chris brown Ft Sunny ade in[Don't stop The Music remix] 3)Nigeria Produces New #620,000 note with farouk as the image 4)Boko haram Bombs A a building in U.S.A 5)Utaka wins World best 6)No More Celebrating Christmas 7)easy admission to any school in Naija  naija celebrates 5years without power outage nationwide |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Exponental(m): 8:02am On Jul 10, 2012 |
ms pookie: Dame Paience Jonathan speaks fluent English 1 Like
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| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by LarrySun(m): 11:56am On Jul 15, 2012 |
Cossy Orjiakhor's virginity still intact. |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by airbender(m): 2:07pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
Breaking news dbanj applogies to don-jazzy,prepares to join mavin. Nigeria security ranks 3rd best in the world. YMCMB signs pasuma wonder. Google.com has been shut down,nairaland now ranks higher. Nigeria kano-pillers qualifies for uefa champions league. GEJ quits aso-rock,eyes white house say he wil be the 2nd black to rule usa. Dame patience congratulatory speech "am ploud for my hosband" more news as we continue. 1 Like |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by paulokwudiri(m): 3:33pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
*Nigeria has been islamatized by Boko Haram sect. *Pope Benedict resigns *James Ibori won the Nigeria Presidential Election. *Pawpaw Weds Genevive |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by bodejohn(m): 9:12pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
GEJ to contest MAULAG SUG elections. |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by Pimples(m): 11:15pm On Jul 15, 2012 |
Breaking News. Dana air crash victims return from d land of no return. Lars largerback resumes coaching job with fc bacelona. Federal govt approves new pump price of fuel @ 3.30k stay tuned for details |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by ikee(m): 2:27pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
Wigan Wins EPL Title Enyimba Trashes FC Barcelona 4- 0 in spain in the on going club world cup competition Jonathan Appoints Abu qaqa as his spokesman Lionel Messi Joins Shooting Stars FC For A Free Transfer |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by okohpaul2: 2:36pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
Larry-Sun:OBASANJO WINS AMERICAN PRESIDENCY....ERAZES TRIBAL MARKS FROM FACE..... |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by okohpaul2: 2:41pm On Jul 16, 2012 |
OBASANJO WINS AMERICAN PRESIDENCY....ERASES TRIBAL MARKS FROM FACE..... |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by LarrySun(m): 12:57am On Jul 21, 2012 |
Charlie Boy buys New Keke Napep. |
| Re: Drop An Impossible Breaking News by toygod2: 1:30am On Jul 21, 2012 |
TONTO DIKEH, NOW A REVEREND SISTER |
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