1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee

2. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other person is always husband.

3. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.

4. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.

5. Our language is called mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak!

your post made me smile. remember some of the lines frm a movie

Got me smiling

1. living in American, you learn that ashawo mean prostitute

2. sex is love

3. if you beat your wife, you will go to hell

4. eating moimoi and fried plantain is a sin

5. black is beautiful

Really

SPIFF: 1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee

2. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other person is always husband.

3. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.

4. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.

5. Our language is called mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak!

I don't agree with no 5....says who father never gets a chance to speak native language?

I don't agree with no 5....says who father never gets a chance to speak native language?

he is not always around

No. 3 is the truthiest truth

Man no wan die but wan go heaven.

SPIFF: 1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee

2. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other person is always husband.

3. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.

4. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.

5. Our language is called mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak!

No 3. is packed with the truth.

SPIFF: 1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee

2. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other person is always husband.

3. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.

4. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.

5. Our language is called mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak!

I get the humor, thats fine! But It's this mind set and the promotion of it and likes, that is largely responsible for the high level of divorce and single parenthood that pervades our society today, sadly!

SPIFF: 1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee

2. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other person is always husband.

3. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.

4. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.

5. Our language is called mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak!

Hmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

1.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the
sexes.
There's too much fraternising with the enemy.
2.Don't worry about the world ending today...
It's already tomorrow in New Zealand.
(unless you're in New Zealand -then start worrying).
3.Drive carefully
It's not only cars that can be recalled by
their maker.
4.Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulatev.
5.A gunner/goner/looser...(.no offence arsenics,lolz)).window washer on the 44th
floor who steps back to admire his work.

LWKM......ROTFLMSO.
NA U SABI

You don't get the logic, the wife speaks in tongue and nag forever during querrels.

cyril83: I don't agree with no 5....says who father never gets a chance to speak native language?

Apology not accepted.

Gunners!

Guns you down!

jeffizy: 1.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the
sexes.
There's too much fraternising with the enemy.
2.Don't worry about the world ending today...
It's already tomorrow in New Zealand.
(unless you're in New Zealand -then start worrying).
3.Drive carefully
It's not only cars that can be recalled by
their maker.
4.Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulatev.
5.A gunner/goner/looser...(.no offence arsenics,lolz)).window washer on the 44th
floor who steps back to admire his work.

jeffizy: 1.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the
sexes.
There's too much fraternising with the enemy.
2.Don't worry about the world ending today...
It's already tomorrow in New Zealand.
(unless you're in New Zealand -then start worrying).
3.Drive carefully
It's not only cars that can be recalled by
their maker.
4.Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulatev.
5.A gunner/goner/looser...(.no offence arsenics,lolz)).window washer on the 44th
floor who steps back to admire his work.

so no.2 mean say we are one step ahead of God (jus kidding shaa) concerning the date for the last day. hehehed, i laugh in past tense; thank God for my uncle wey dey New Zealand shaa, him go inform me on time

blogger1.0:

so no.2 mean say we are one step ahead of God (jus kidding shaa) concerning the date for the last day. hehehed, i laugh in past tense; thank God for my uncle wey dey New Zealand shaa, him go inform me on time

laughin in ur past tense way of laughin.

true talk,but no. 5 is false

LAX89:

I get the humor, thats fine! But It's this mind set and the promotion of it and likes, that is largely responsible for the high level of divorce and single parenthood that pervades our society today, sadly!

wow! See grammar!

jeddyMay: LWKM......ROTFLMSO.
NA U SABI

U̶̲̥̅̊ too donn Sabi be dat.

blogger1.0:

so no.2 mean say we are one step ahead of God (jus kidding shaa) concerning the date for the last day. hehehed, i laugh in past tense; thank God for my uncle wey dey New Zealand shaa, him go inform me on time

That's if you are a good boy to him at that time.lolz

dont8: Apology not accepted.

Gunners!

Guns you down!

I jumped up and the bullet caught my alligator shoe. Then I borrowed usain bolts shoes!

1. That the man who peels cocoyam has the intention of eating it (Nigerian movies)
2. If you go to Moza do not eat yam (Ife students)
3. Not taking risk is a big risk in itself (Although some risk are not worth taking)

Lmfao.... Guy na no3 sure pass....

jeffizy: 1.
Nobody will ever win the battle of the
sexes.
There's too much fraternising with the enemy.
2.Don't worry about the world ending today...
It's already tomorrow in New Zealand.
(unless you're in New Zealand -then start worrying).
3.Drive carefully
It's not only cars that can be recalled by
their maker.
4.Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulatev.
5.A gunner/goner/looser...(.no offence arsenics,lolz)).window washer on the 44th
floor who steps back to admire his work.

this got me thinking lol

6. A wise man always allow his wife have the final word in every argument anything he says after that is the begining of another argument.

wish i came across dis thread sooner,-learnt the hard way abt women

Never take life too serious cos no one gets out alive

LAX89:

I get the humor, thats fine! But It's this mind set and the promotion of it and likes, that is largely responsible for the high level of divorce and single parenthood that pervades our society today, sadly!

please take the next Waec GCE form

SPIFF: 1. Having 1 child makes you a parent but having 2 makes you a referee

2. Marriage is a relationship in which 1 person is always right and the other person is always husband.

3. You can't buy love but you pay heavily for it.

4. Wife and husband always compromise, husband admits that he's wrong and wife too agrees with him.

5. Our language is called mother tongue because the father never gets a chance to speak!

lol

Ram and Sham were talking together

RAM:do you drink?
SHAM:no,no at all.
RAM:do you smoke?
SHAM:no,not at all.
RAM:do you do anything which is not socially acceptable?
SHAM:yes,I just tell lies.