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I Need A Buddy by bunmioguns(m): 11:12am On Jul 11, 2012
A young couple were on their
honeymoon. The husband was sittingin the
bathroom on the edge of thebathtub saying
to himself,
"Now how can I tell my wife that I've got
really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely
stink? I've managed to keep it from her while
we were dating, but she's bound to find out
sooner or later
that my feet stink. Now how do I tell her?"
Meanwhile, the wife was sitting in the bed
saying to herself, "Now how do I tell my
husband that I've got really bad breath? I've
been very lucky to keep it from him while we
were courting, but
as soon as he's lived with me for a
week, he's bound to find out. Now
how do I tell him gently?" The husband finally
plucks up enough
courage to tell his wife and so he walks into
the bedroom. He walks over to the
bed, climbs over to his wife, puts his arm
around her neck, moves his face very close to
hers and says,
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make."And she
says, "So have I, love."

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."Don't tell me,
you've eaten my socks "
Re: I Need A Buddy by bingbagbo(m): 2:46pm On Jul 11, 2012
JOKE GRADING: A+


REMARKS:You see, i didnt give you A+ just because you are a PROJANER and my friend, but hey this joke got me laffing real hard! my guy, you made me proud (seriously) cool

REWARD: choose any of the following babes; booqee, vicky, vivly, switchgirl, freecocoa and Mukina
grin
Re: I Need A Buddy by bunmioguns(m): 4:06pm On Jul 11, 2012
bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING: A+


REMARKS:You see, i didnt give you A+ just because you are a PROJANER and my friend, but hey this joke got me laffing real hard! my guy, you made me proud (seriously) cool

REWARD: choose any of the following babes; [color=#990000]booqee
, vicky vivly, switchgirl, freecocoa and Mukina[/color] grin
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Either Booqee or Vicky go make sense dye go make sense dye. . . grin grin grin grin grin grin
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.UP PROJAN cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: I Need A Buddy by miteolu(m): 4:58pm On Jul 11, 2012
Make it short next time.

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