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Re: Made In Nigeria English by ceaser: 6:52am On Jul 23, 2012
dabriggs: 1. LET US BE DOING IT GO (yep couldnt believe my ears either)
2. IF I DO IT NKO? ("Nko" has become an additive to snetences just like "oya"wink
3.ME I DONT LIKE IT O! ("oo!" Is actually an exclamation for emphasis)
4. REWIRE (noun used for a car electrician)
5. FURNITURE (noun used for a capenter/woodworker who desings setees)
6.BLOCKOS (P.en.is)
7.GOD FORBID BAD THING.
8.WHO SEE MY BOOK?

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IF I DO IT NKO? ("Nko" has become an
additive to SNETENCES just like "oya"

FURNITURE (noun used for a CAPENTER/WOODWORKER who DESINGS setees.

Those na another 9jeria words. cheesy and by the way, it's usually CARFINTA in 9ja settings, rarely carpenter.
Re: Made In Nigeria English by ceaser: 6:58am On Jul 23, 2012
Wemmy6284: The match is BEGINNING by 4pm .. instead of STARTING.
LOL. Correctly, more like "The match starts by 4pm." They can now go ahead to add "in the afternoon" - "The match is starting by 4pm in the afternoon" lol.
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Wemmy6284(m): 7:26am On Jul 23, 2012
Your wrist watch is 10minutes late...instead 10minutes slow..
Re: Made In Nigeria English by ceaser: 7:30am On Jul 23, 2012
Sisi_Kill:

Okay, this cracked me up!!

Hahahahahahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy

sage_: My cousin sister.

And "My senior brother" rather than my elder brother.

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by BlaqZachary: 7:38am On Jul 23, 2012
Horse we are going to beach tomorrow

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by Gen2jaynee: 8:20am On Jul 23, 2012
1)The food done done
2)i see kunle and one TWO boy
3)your voice LOOKs familiar
Re: Made In Nigeria English by ace4luv69(m): 8:27am On Jul 23, 2012
Have u eated? U bin don chao? U don wack?
Re: Made In Nigeria English by obi123: 9:03am On Jul 23, 2012
F00028: Fall my hand grin

this is my all time fav
Re: Made In Nigeria English by adewaleh(m): 9:47am On Jul 23, 2012
1st person:.who pour that water?..
2nd person: It is the water of garri dat i drink remain..
Re: Made In Nigeria English by christygenius(f): 10:14am On Jul 23, 2012
Ure my mannest man [b][/b]
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Biggyd2: 10:22am On Jul 23, 2012
They live in the abroad

He is not on seat

Told him severally

Automobile - car mechanic

rewire - car electrician
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Paulfish: 10:24am On Jul 23, 2012
ebamma: tell me u did not copy this from naija rocks facebook page
u can't be so sure
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Paulfish: 10:26am On Jul 23, 2012
wetin be ur stress?
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Wemmy6284(m): 11:05am On Jul 23, 2012
Can you please SING the national anthem...instead RECITE..
Re: Made In Nigeria English by safarigirl(f): 11:34am On Jul 23, 2012
1. I saw one TWO twins. 2. IS five of us that COME. 3. It HAVE DO. 4. My COUSIN brother. 5. Everybody is UNCLE, whether relative or class teacher. Btw, this is what STUDENTS say, not just the average dude.
Re: Made In Nigeria English by brabus(m): 1:34pm On Jul 23, 2012
"Wear your slippers"
"Up NEPA!"
"That song is old-school"
"I fit get N100 from you?"
"Can I get Okada to Ipaja?"
"Fashola is trying. Carry go, jo"
Re: Made In Nigeria English by kaeel: 1:54pm On Jul 23, 2012
Wia u de go? I de kom
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Porshe: 2:24pm On Jul 23, 2012
I dey broke die..
U get small change wey i fit borrow shocked

Pepper don arrive!!! cheesy
shae dey swear 4 u n ur family.. shocked

u chop fish !! angry

Shae Na only you dey suffer for this our country ?

I hail u o.. grin

Na only Oga and madam dey parlour cheesy

comot for road
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Bibol(f): 2:30pm On Jul 23, 2012
''Did u off your phone''? A lot of people are guilty of this
Re: Made In Nigeria English by klaus3011(m): 2:40pm On Jul 23, 2012
FINE GAL...YOU HAVE BEAUTY OOH.. YOU HAVE BEAUTY.. grin grin grin
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 3:13pm On Jul 23, 2012
nepa is bringing half current
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jul 23, 2012
- Pls help me SLOW that fan

- Have they BROUGHT light?

- Oya come and be going

- I KUKUMA don't have ur time

- Shebi u have BB charger

- Is that how to WEAR cap?

- My Daddy have not Come

- See how her eye is entering my food

- The FILM is SWEET
grin cheesy

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by ernecy(m): 4:38pm On Jul 23, 2012
shey na so we go dey dey
Re: Made In Nigeria English by nkemKalu: 5:03pm On Jul 23, 2012
I no wan hear smeh smeh for that money wey i give u...ooo.
E don tee wey nyash dey back
The girl em toto don kpafuka.
I beg commot make I see road
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Wemmy6284(m): 6:22pm On Jul 23, 2012
I will wash my cloth when the sun COME OUT..
Re: Made In Nigeria English by seunadeolu(m): 6:35pm On Jul 23, 2012
Sebi you know! (especially heard from this bootie pikin wey go bootie school) grin

Oya Chop Knuckles.

Oya Shift ur Car.
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Loveaflame(m): 7:52pm On Jul 23, 2012
1.No be me do am 2.Na who be dis 3.You de go now 4.I wan go see am 5.If I vex for you 6. Abeg commot for here
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 8:15pm On Jul 23, 2012
I be correct Man u fanS
Re: Made In Nigeria English by Nobody: 8:15pm On Jul 23, 2012
A yam a correct Man u fanS.
Re: Made In Nigeria English by mikedaniel76gmailcom(m): 8:42pm On Jul 23, 2012
Comot jor!!!
Re: Made In Nigeria English by nagoma(m): 11:50pm On Jul 23, 2012
This shoe will fit my LEG ( shoe is for foot not for leg )

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Re: Made In Nigeria English by Sylverbox(m): 2:25am On Jul 24, 2012
Driver Stop I want to COME down! grin

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