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Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by MaxDick9ja: 8:09am On Jul 24, 2012
Balyz: ive heard this joke countless of times. Its fictious

I seent this shit happen in real life
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Nobody: 8:23am On Jul 24, 2012
Hahahhahahahhaahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahaahahaa dat quy must be of northern extract very stupid observation......
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by amazionwk(m): 8:29am On Jul 24, 2012
ahhh.its not funny jor.sum1 did it deliberately for the fun.how can an illiterate know how to close an account wit that big Z up there.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by fesse(f): 8:31am On Jul 24, 2012
The person in question passed his/her message across to whoever. But the person is from the south-western extract...Ogun state in particular. They write the way it sounds.......no hating pls.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by samfibby(m): 9:02am On Jul 24, 2012
GEJ should see this
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by xpensive05: 9:29am On Jul 24, 2012
D guy try jor................ atleast any1 dat sees it wud undastnd it mor quickly
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by lillaowow(m): 9:47am On Jul 24, 2012
Sisi_Kill: Well, you can't really blame the person who wrote that receipt. As children we were told to sound the words out in order to spell them. . .What could be more sounding outty than FOTITIRI TAWZAN.

I'm actually quite impressed they included the W in the TAWZAN. Most people wouldn't have since it is a silent W.


I find it hard to believe the person is an Illiterate. i think it is someone playing pranks
the major Nigerian language, the THOUSAND [thówz'nd] sounds like TAOZAN/TAOSAN and not TAWZAN
anyways, it was funny.....
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by member479760: 11:25am On Jul 24, 2012
The poster is the one illiterate and fool,the man really demonstrated his ability to write any sound in his own language.

Poster -if someone speak Russian language and ask you to write it and you don't know Russian alphabet then how do you plan to write it - idiot.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by nonesense: 12:07pm On Jul 24, 2012
kaysy: According to his own understanding...
make una see wetin i see
His own way of writing Forty Three Thousand Naira.
This person na Omo Nna, i mean Ibona, them plenty well well for Alaba market....you no go like make them write you receipt if u buy market...wetin dem go write worst than poo grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by kaysy(m): 12:37pm On Jul 24, 2012
nonesense: This person na Omo Nna, i mean Ibona, them plenty well well for Alaba market....you no go like make them write you receipt if u buy market...wetin dem go write worst than poo grin grin grin grin grin
are u alright? talks more like your name sounds
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by ogogoromaster: 4:22pm On Jul 24, 2012
Sanusi Lamido Sanusi should see this the bulk of your customers("Nigerians") are illiterate and this bushman from Kano is talking about Cashless Banking
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Mcfeddy(m): 4:34pm On Jul 24, 2012
This is really funny....this reminds me of one aboki that came to our bank to open an account and was given a form to fill. When he got MARITAL STATUS he wrote SINGO....
LWKMD!
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by emmax2alfa: 6:42pm On Jul 24, 2012
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
This is really very funny oooo! ;DHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
This is really very funny oooo!
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by igboboy1(m): 9:25pm On Jul 24, 2012
nonesense: This person na Omo Nna, i mean Ibona, them plenty well well for Alaba market....you no go like make them write you receipt if u buy market...wetin dem go write worst than poo grin grin grin grin grin

but 40% of people on NL say it is most likely hausa and 55% it is most likely Yoruba...Personally i dont care but sounds like you are prejudice nwa Yoruba.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Chiefupper: 10:18am On Jul 26, 2012
E b lyk say d man dey stammer self,d way he wrote "TITI" twice n he even put comma afta countin 4 numba instead of 3 in his 43000.May b is still undergraduate at one adult education school
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by plazmakite(m): 6:17pm On Jul 26, 2012
this is incredibly funny.
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by winie(f): 8:52pm On Aug 13, 2012
cheesy grin cry I think I jusyt cracked my ribs!!
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by alajor(m): 9:10pm On Aug 13, 2012
Lolest
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by Lagusta(m): 9:42pm On Aug 13, 2012
Yeeeee, see engilish ooooo!!!! Fortitiri, can't stop laffin
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by finalistas(m): 5:09pm On Jan 17, 2015
d man try abeg
Re: Deposit Slip Filled By An Illiterate by finalistas(m): 5:12pm On Jan 17, 2015
Yorisb:
FOTITIRI, FIFTITIRI, SISTITIRI.... grin grin grin grin grin
d man try joor

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