| Shapes by BIGVAJINA(f): 6:24am On Jul 24, 2012 |
Some ladies are coca-cola shaped,some are guitar shaped, some mammy-water shaped. which other shape do you know? drop am  |
| Re: Shapes by Isaactop9(m): 6:31am On Jul 24, 2012 |
this ur name dey friegthen me o 1 Like |
| Re: Shapes by tobechi74: 8:03am On Jul 24, 2012 |
BIGVAJINA: Some ladies are coca-cola shaped,some are guitar shaped, some mammy-water shaped.
which other shape do you know? drop am wetin be ur own shape 1 Like |
| Re: Shapes by Nobody: 8:41am On Jul 24, 2012 |
tobechi74:
wetin be ur own shape good question |
| Re: Shapes by toygod2: 5:41am On Jul 25, 2012 |
Please,wots coca-cola |
| Re: Shapes by BIGVAJINA(f): 2:49pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
toygod2: Please,wots coca-cola coca-cola? |
| Re: Shapes by BIGVAJINA(f): 3:18pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
Ikemefuna is an audacious houseboy who drinks his Boss' wine with alarming impudence! angry After which he then adds water to cover his tracks. His Boss was suspicious & decided to pull a stunt. grin He bought pasties (a French wine that changes color when u add water). Oblivious of recent developments, Ikemefuna drank from the wine & topped it up with water as usual.
Sadly for him, immediately he added water, it turned milky. Ikemefuna was confused and was completely bereft of ideas. sad When his Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed him. grin Knowing he was in trouble, Ikemefuna decided to stay put in d kitchen.
The Boss told his wife what he had observed and called for him from the sitting room:
''Ikemefuna!''
He answered: “Yes, Boss”.
“Who drank my pasties?”
(No answer)
The Boss asked again. Still no answer.
Then d Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there:
“you this ! Are u insane? When I call, u say “yes boss” but when I ask you a question u don’t answer me. Why?
Ikemefuna retorted rudely, “hmmm...Oga! When one is in the kitchen, he doesn’t understand anything, except his name.”
“That's ridiculous!” said the boss, “Okay, go to the bar, stand beside Madam, while I go to the kitchen & then ask me a question”
Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts:
“Boss!”
“Yes, Ikem!” his Boss answers.
Ikemefuna then asks, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when Madam is not at home?”
(No answer)
Ikemefuna shouted again:
“Boss! I say who dey sneak enter maid room when madam no dey house?”
(No answer)
The Boss came out from the kitchen shouting “Wonders shall never end! Ikemefuna, u're right! It's true!'' When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one’s name.”
His wife interrupted: “That’s absurd! It’s a fallacy of false analogy & irrelevant conclusion!'' angry
”Ikemefuna then asked if she’ll enter the kitchen to clear her doubts. She agreed.
Ikemefuna called:
''Madam!''
she answered ''Yes, Ikem!''
He asked:
“Who’s junior’s biological father?
(No answer)
He called again, ''Madam!''
she frenetically rushed out of the kitchen saying “This kitchen needs to be fumigated! Source |
| Re: Shapes by Nobody: 11:10pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
Thief! Thief!! Thief!!!  My people...make una come see thief o! BIG VAJINA has just stolen my joke! Plagiarism! This is criminal! Criminal I say! |
| Re: Shapes by Caracta(f): 11:34pm On Jul 27, 2012 |
coke-bottle shape and wine-bottle shape |
| Re: Shapes by StarrMatthieu: 6:31am On Jul 28, 2012 |
Very nice!  |
| Re: Shapes by BIGVAJINA(f): 8:44am On Jul 31, 2012 |
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| Re: Shapes by Nobody: 8:53am On Jul 31, 2012 |
what's smv?  And why did you copy my Ikemefuna joke? |
| Re: Shapes by BIGVAJINA(f): 8:57am On Jul 31, 2012 |
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| Re: Shapes by Nobody: 9:01am On Jul 31, 2012 |
BIGVAJINA:
wat are you talking about about about about about? can't you read? |
| Re: Shapes by BIGVAJINA(f): 9:03am On Jul 31, 2012 |
fluid26:
can't you read? can you read? read? read? read? read? |
| Re: Shapes by Nobody: 9:09am On Jul 31, 2012 |
BIGVAJINA:
can you read? read? read? read? read? You'll soon find out! Slack cunt! |
| Re: Shapes by Emylexray(m): 9:12am On Jul 31, 2012 |
BIGVAJINA: Ikemefuna is an audacious houseboy who drinks his Boss' wine with alarming impudence! angry After which he then adds water to cover his tracks. His Boss was suspicious & decided to pull a stunt. grin He bought pasties (a French wine that changes color when u add water). Oblivious of recent developments, Ikemefuna drank from the wine & topped it up with water as usual.
Sadly for him, immediately he added water, it turned milky. Ikemefuna was confused and was completely bereft of ideas. sad When his Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed him. grin Knowing he was in trouble, Ikemefuna decided to stay put in d kitchen.
The Boss told his wife what he had observed and called for him from the sitting room:
''Ikemefuna!''
He answered: “Yes, Boss”.
“Who drank my pasties?”
(No answer)
The Boss asked again. Still no answer.
Then d Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there:
“you this ! Are u insane? When I call, u say “yes boss” but when I ask you a question u don’t answer me. Why?
Ikemefuna retorted rudely, “hmmm...Oga! When one is in the kitchen, he doesn’t understand anything, except his name.”
“That's ridiculous!” said the boss, “Okay, go to the bar, stand beside Madam, while I go to the kitchen & then ask me a question”
Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts:
“Boss!”
“Yes, Ikem!” his Boss answers.
Ikemefuna then asks, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when Madam is not at home?”
(No answer)
Ikemefuna shouted again:
“Boss! I say who dey sneak enter maid room when madam no dey house?”
(No answer)
The Boss came out from the kitchen shouting “Wonders shall never end! Ikemefuna, u're right! It's true!'' When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one’s name.”
His wife interrupted: “That’s absurd! It’s a fallacy of false analogy & irrelevant conclusion!'' angry
”Ikemefuna then asked if she’ll enter the kitchen to clear her doubts. She agreed.
Ikemefuna called:
''Madam!''
she answered ''Yes, Ikem!''
He asked:
“Who’s junior’s biological father?
(No answer)
He called again, ''Madam!''
she frenetically rushed out of the kitchen saying “This kitchen needs to be fumigated! i personally don't like reading long jokes...keep it moderate!..no time for long things abeg. |
| Re: Shapes by Emylexray(m): 9:13am On Jul 31, 2012 |
BIGVAJINA: Ikemefuna is an audacious houseboy who drinks his Boss' wine with alarming impudence! angry After which he then adds water to cover his tracks. His Boss was suspicious & decided to pull a stunt. grin He bought pasties (a French wine that changes color when u add water). Oblivious of recent developments, Ikemefuna drank from the wine & topped it up with water as usual.
Sadly for him, immediately he added water, it turned milky. Ikemefuna was confused and was completely bereft of ideas. sad When his Boss came back & noticed it, he knew he had nailed him. grin Knowing he was in trouble, Ikemefuna decided to stay put in d kitchen.
The Boss told his wife what he had observed and called for him from the sitting room:
''Ikemefuna!''
He answered: “Yes, Boss”.
“Who drank my pasties?”
(No answer)
The Boss asked again. Still no answer.
Then d Boss went to the kitchen to meet him there:
“you this ! Are u insane? When I call, u say “yes boss” but when I ask you a question u don’t answer me. Why?
Ikemefuna retorted rudely, “hmmm...Oga! When one is in the kitchen, he doesn’t understand anything, except his name.”
“That's ridiculous!” said the boss, “Okay, go to the bar, stand beside Madam, while I go to the kitchen & then ask me a question”
Ikemefuna accepted. When his boss was in the kitchen he shouts:
“Boss!”
“Yes, Ikem!” his Boss answers.
Ikemefuna then asks, “Who goes into the maid’s bedroom when Madam is not at home?”
(No answer)
Ikemefuna shouted again:
“Boss! I say who dey sneak enter maid room when madam no dey house?”
(No answer)
The Boss came out from the kitchen shouting “Wonders shall never end! Ikemefuna, u're right! It's true!'' When one is in the kitchen, one does not hear anything, except one’s name.”
His wife interrupted: “That’s absurd! It’s a fallacy of false analogy & irrelevant conclusion!'' angry
”Ikemefuna then asked if she’ll enter the kitchen to clear her doubts. She agreed.
Ikemefuna called:
''Madam!''
she answered ''Yes, Ikem!''
He asked:
“Who’s junior’s biological father?
(No answer)
He called again, ''Madam!''
she frenetically rushed out of the kitchen saying “This kitchen needs to be fumigated! i personally don't like reading long jokes...keep it moderate!..no time for long things abeg. |
| Re: Shapes by gulfer: 9:09pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
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| Re: Shapes by BIGVAJINA(f): 9:30pm On Aug 01, 2012 |
gulfer: Some are bigvajina shape  |
