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Mazi, the feeling is like I am reading a novel and due to some reason, I placed a pen in the last page i read to attend to the situation. On coming back to continue, I will suddenly realise I was waiting for an update. Mazi you too good. Bear with those who clamour for updates. The beautiful suspense is the reason.

modath: @Agaba,
Seun's site put the wrong thing,I put a smiley!!!

No wahala or your cursor wet the wrong way.


Have a good weekend everyone. Keep on keeping fit

Omenuko aku, nwanna buru bia. We are waiting.

Efemena_xy:

DIY (Do It Yourself)

DIFM (Do It For Me)

Efemena_xy:

Define sleep.

Help me

Efemena_xy:

Abeg stop speaking in footie parables and break that thing down to simple Queen's ingrish jare!

I'm sorry but I've just gotta say this Mazi...give us more and continue the story

I will tell your husband for you. You virtually sleep in this thread.

Nice Nice Mazi Omenuko.

I was passing by this afternoon and saw an uncastrated he-goat which was getting ready to tidy a she-goat. Its diek was very erect and had escaped from its pouch. The size of the diek was not proportional to the size of the he-goat. It was too big for the short 'Igbo' he-goat. I remembered the ugly one and laughed out really hard and loud.

Mazi Otherwise known as the ...... I ma ihe m.na-eri

ladunsky: we learning... Lmao

What are you learning?

seunblack: We seem to av more ladies following this thread,or am I d only one that has observed this?it show how our nairaland babes love x rated stories

agabaI23: Soso umunwanyi juru ebe a. Amaghi m na Udi akuko a na-adi unu mma.


Una too pretend women. Na una like this gist pass!

No be only you notice. I don talk am before before

modath:
All forgiven now,I hope we get it so I can see what "God's own country"really looks like outside of hollywood movies. Thanks.

I am convinced. You will get it.

modath:
Naaahh,I'm not letting you off that easily, did you or did you not see "@HG,thanks for asking,I'm doing fineeee"..... I've bn gone too long I expected some attention!!
I have given up on Agaba cos he stays flirting with you all through without missing a beat.

I am, so sorry Mody. Didn't mean to hurt you.
That naughty girl just finds a way to get me occupied.

I am glad you are back and doing well.

Good luck with your interview. You will actually get the VISA anyway!

Hour_Glass:

Afraid of what? Saliva or Jayzee-like lips? Whichever one, abeg meet me for corner.

Waited all day but you didn't show up

Hour_Glass: Agaba that is a challenge above for you o, what do you intend to do.

You haven't replied my earlier challenge? Are you afraid?

Spongers are everywhere

JO LEIGH, 26, of Milton Keynes, gets boyfriends to pay bills
JO lives with her footballer boyfriend and doesn’t ever want a job.
The wannabe WAG is one of four million Brits who — as The Sun revealed last week — have never worked a day in their lives.
She says: “I feel I am too good to be employed. I date and persuade my boyfriends to keep me and pay all my bills.
“Working is so boring — why would you want to do that when you can have a nice rich boyfriend?
“Eventually I hope to marry a footballer, and then I will be safe — I’ll never have to work a day in my life.
“I’m not ashamed to say I am a wannabe WAG and I bet a lot of other girls would like to live like I do, in a lovely flat, and have all their clothes bought for them.
“I met my current boyfriend in a nightclub — where I meet all my blokes. It’s actually very easy. If I fall out with this one I’m sure I will be able to find another one. I left school at 16 and I went to college to do a course in air hostessing. But I found it boring.
“I kept on meeting guys in clubs and several offered to set me up.
“I moved in with one, and then another. I’ve been taken on holidays to Barbados and America — really, it’s like a career in itself.”
Jo doesn’t claim benefits but by choosing not to work, contributes nothing to the public purse or society. She reveals: “My family aren’t thrilled. They would love for me to be independent and to have a job and stand on my own two feet.
“But I love the glamour of my life.
“Now, with programmes like TOWIE, everyone wants a glamorous lifestyle which is all about your hair and nails, designer clothes, spray tans and going out. I think planning for the future is boring — I’d rather live in the moment.”


I've been living off dole since I was 13
ROBERT ALLISON, 44, from Leeds, has four kids, not worked a day in 31 years

Hopeless ... Robert Allison
Ross Parry
JOBLESS Robert Allison has been living off benefits since he left home aged 13.
But Robert, who lives with four-year-old son Nathan, says: “I don’t feel guilty about never having worked because I don’t think it is my fault.
“I’ve been living off benefits all my life since I left home at 13. I stopped going to school so I’ve no qualifications. I’d liked to have worked in a factory but I’ve never managed to get a job.
“I live off £71 a week Jobseeker’s Allowance. It’s not too bad. I get my housing benefit paid and a lot of bills like council tax.
“I’d need to earn quite a bit for it to be worth my while taking a job.”
The Sun is fighting to end Britain’s bonkers benefits system.
But Robert says: “I’m worried about universal tax credit — maybe they’ll force me to take work I don’t want.”
The dad has four kids by two different mothers.
He says: “I’m on my own now, looking after Nathan. It would be hard to get a job and do the school run.

Campaign ... The Sun
“But I keep busy. I’ve a big TV with Freeview and a computer and games which I spend a lot of time playing.
“I get up and get the little one off to school, then I come home and go on the internet. Sometimes I’ll see if there are any jobs, but there never are.
“There are a lot of people round here who don’t work, we support each other.
“At least I’ve never had to starve and always had a roof over my head.”
He added: “I hope the situation’s better for my kids — I wouldn’t like to see them permanently on the dole.”


I'm not a sponger

Unemployed ... Anna Travers
Ross Parry
ANNA TRAVERS, 42, a mum of five of Bramley, Leeds
ANNA has four kids in their 20s — all unemployed — and a 12-year-old daughter, Braidan.
She lives in a council house and says: “I don’t feel like a scrounger.
"I’ve lived on benefits since I left home at 17.
"There’s very high unemployment round here.”
She gets £75 child tax credit and £71 Jobseek-er’s Allowance a week.
Anna added: “I have the things we need — a telly and a computer.
"Life is tough but I don’t want to be forced into a job.”




Rejected 50 times

'Too qualified' ... Sazi Ismaeel
Peter Jordan
SAZI ISMAEEL, 23, of Southall, London, can’t get job after uni
SAZI has been jobless since graduating in media studies in 2011.
She says: “I’ve applied for over 50 jobs in my line of work — but every one was rejected.
“I’ve applied for menial jobs too but they tell me I’m ‘too qualified’.
“I live with my parents and live off £50 a week JSA.
"I wish I didn’t have to rely on handouts and earned my own money.
“My degree just left me with a £12,500 debt.”






myView
By RICHARD CLIFTON, of charity Shaw Trust
WE know how difficult it can be taking those first steps into employment for some people.
But anyone can find work with the right help.
Finding a job is a job in itself and you need a plan of action each day.
Identify your skills and abilities and look for opportunities that match.
Visit your Jobcentre Plus to find information about transport and childcare costs. Prepare and practice for an interview.
For the four million Brits who’ve never worked, getting a job may seem daunting, but by being organised and taking small steps you will get there.


Read more: http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/4798789/We-meet-some-of-the-4m-Brits-whove-never-worked.html#ixzz2LAGkWPm9

Predivine: mazi u r d bomb, ur write up kips me up on nairaland of late

Delete your quotation above please.

HotNaijaBabe: Mehn!!!! It's getting hot in here...

I am sure you are not alone.

Oge the cowgirl gets her groove going with alcohol. Nice one!

doctokwus: -1 already.Did he ask dem y dey can't perform?Has he done any tour of d transmission facilities to ascertain if dey wud b able to perform or how can u expect adequate transmission of power if d authority has to deal wt outdated& overused transmission lines.I thought wt d high accolades he came wt,a rational rather dan a reactionary approach to issues wud b his guiding principle.

Did you read the article? Did you see anything about data collection and revising the roadmap to address the present challenges based on the data? I don't think you did.

avicky:
Mazi is not pissed off seeing this but if it's French now he'll burst.
Pas de problème.

Mazi understands

Soso umunwanyi juru ebe a. Amaghi m na Udi akuko a na-adi unu mma.


Una too pretend women. Na una like this gist pass!

Maazi Welldone.

Mazi daluu so

Ekenekwa nu m uni niile. Happy val in arrears

ahidjo:

All games they played in South Africa have been factored in. Every game played by every country till February 13, 2013 were used for the ranking. I will advise Nigerians to learn to read and research. The level of ignorance here is baffling. The criteria for the ranking is there and not meant to favor anybody. One needs to think through the ranking procedures and understand how this works. A lot of folks already knew that Nigeria would be 4th in Africa with 747 points even before the ranking came out today. FIFA makes it possible for anybody to calculate the total points for any country for the month even before the ranking is announced. It is there in the website. The ranking is not by emotions or sentiments. It is by Mathematical calculations that weighs a number of factors including, type of game played (Qualifier, friendly, Continental cup, world cup, etc), whether you win draw or tie. They also compute a lot of averages to arrive at final point for the month. That is how things are scientifically done especially in serious and advanced societies. Winning AFCON does not automatically push Nigeria to first position in Africa. I felt the urge to write this because despite the availabilty of internet resources, most Nigerians always take delight in proudly displaying their ignorance which some people accept as intelligent contribution.

Thank you for the infor. I actually started with 'I think' which makes my post a hypothesis. I went further to explain what I thought. Thank goodness you have the right information. It doesn't warrant your disparaging everyone though.

ahidjo:

All games they played in South Africa have been factored in. Every game played by every country till February 13, 2013 were used for the ranking. I will advise Nigerians to learn to read and research. The level of ignorance here is baffling. The criteria for the ranking is there and not meant to favor anybody. One needs to think through the ranking procedures and understand how this works. A lot of folks already knew that Nigeria would be 4th in Africa with 747 points even before the ranking came out today. FIFA makes it possible for anybody to calculate the total points for any country for the month even before the ranking is announced. It is there in the website. The ranking is not by emotions or sentiments. It is by Mathematical calculations that weighs a number of factors including, type of game played (Qualifier, friendly, Continental cup, world cup, etc), whether you win draw or tie. They also compute a lot of averages to arrive at final point for the month. That is how things are scientifically done especially in serious and advanced societies. Winning AFCON does not automatically push Nigeria to first position in Africa. I felt the urge to write this because despite the availabilty of internet resources, most Nigerians always take delight in proudly displaying their ignorance which some people accept as intelligent contribution.

Thank you for the infor. I actually started with 'I think' which makes my post a hypothesis. I went further to explain what I thought. Thank goodness you have the right information. It doesn't warrant your disparaging everyone though.

I think the influence of our win will be reflected in the March Ranking because the Feb ranking was based on January performances of the countries. You can agree with me that most of the countries above us now like CV, Mali and Ghana were still doing very well in the competition. We eliminated both Mali and CV in Feb. Ghana was also eliminated in Feb.

She is not tópless.

Happy Val to all. Nice day

I think that crash was deliberate.
The person must have an axe to grind with you.

[quote author=Siena][/quote]sorry Op, @Sienna, please I posted a question about my car in the coolant thread and another in the Honda maintenace thread. Could you pls find time to have a look. Both of them are in the last pages of the thread. Thanks.
http://www.nairaland.com/996664/maintenance-tips-honda-cars/8
http://www.nairaland.com/1095651/what-does-coolant-gauge-read/2
@poster
Pls lets know what happened.

I am feeling sleepy too. I am not using your shoulder though. I have my willing pillow. Omenuko aku. Dere gawa. You make reading sweet.

Hour_Glass:

Now that I did, what??

Kiss my lips for 5 minutes and I will start talking