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Why does this story remind me of D'banj's song "If you dey craze".Especially the part about Johnny. Lol.

Or Wyclef's "You say keep it gangsta".

Hope she brought her jalabia along.for a QUICK(ie) change. ?......just saying. :

holamiday: Calm down, take a ruler and do the analysis. they are of the same size.

Or turn downwards up.

Walk into any stanbic ibtc bank.as long as you can move your salary to them, you loan is sure.

This Minister na real Ode. Mumu.

So Kenya,Ethiopia,Uganda are all better than Nigeria economically?.

Omo Ale Jatijati.

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Beaf:

Rewind. . .

Has he started wearing Shoes?. LMFAO

kodewrita:

Ilorin Passengers should please remember to take some yam cuttings & compost with them. Lagos people always appreciate full grown yams.

(Laff wan tear my belle). So you mean the yam would have grown before reaching Lagos?.

Is this the ISH you wanted to post when you were asking us how to post a new topic.
Abeg Abeg Abeg Abeg go siddon.

DO NOTHING.  mtschewww

Why blame the old f00l.There is an adage that says 'in the land of the blind,a one-legged man is king".
If not for the incompetent bas.tard that we have there now who has no clue on what to do,will OBJ still be talking?.

Engaging in intellectual dialogue with Beaf and his Rag tag Jonathan apologists?. I will never waste my time on that.

The Hausa Man has learnt a very bitter lesson:

WHEN YOU WANT TO KILL A GROUP OF FULANI COWS, MAKE SURE NO ONE ESCAPES OUT OF THE GROUP.

DON'T TAKE NO SPOILS.

With what I have seen in the pix,I would like to attend, but I have a church service at the same time.

@ Sexkillz,

Infact the train is still AT the station. Odechukwu GEJ does not even know how to drive it at all.

sexkillz:

What a FARCE! Gen. BUHARI should better WAKE UP & realize that the TRAIN HAS LEFT THE DAMN STATION!!! JOKER!

Ok then.It shall not be well with you too. lol

This is the e-mail Aig reportedly sent to his staff for not opening accounts. Banking is becoming something else in this country.


From: Aigboje Aig-Imoukhuede (Group MD/CEO)
Sent: Monday, July 25, 2011 3:51 PM
To: Obinna Nwosu (Head, Retail Banking Division); All of Us (Nigeria)
Subject: RE: OPERATION JUST CAUSE: THE CHEETAHS, THE SNAILS & THE STONES

I have not commented on this memo since it was sent out because I wanted to take detailed notes of those that operate under the ‘anointing of the snail’. Clearly there must be something fundamentally flawed in the capacity, commitment and character of a member of staff who has opened one or zero accounts since we commenced Just Cause.

It shall not be well with them with effect from Friday 29th July 2011

I can bet an arm that by the time the robbers get caught,their names will be :

Chinekwu,Chukwuma,Ndubuisi etc.

Wanna take a bet?.

tpia@:

becomerich for president.

he knows every single who's who in nigeria, and he has the presidential face, as you can see from the resemblance with obama.

so, becomerich, remember to reserve some contracts for me when you finally reach that aso rock.

lord knows i could use the money cos some of my mates have good houses at lekki while i'm busy flipping burgers here.

tHIS BECOMERICH/

tony_450:

Can someone please ban this Musiwa guy for God's sake? Every important thread in the politics section that i've read in the past two days has contained his insane off topic rants and it just throws people off. Seeing his picture now is disturbing because I tend to respect elders but it seems that this guy is just mental regardless of his age.

And this Becomerich/Musiwa is a fine man o.See what mental illness can do. O ma se o.

Run Bianca,Run!!!!!


Run,Jonathan,Run!!!

Er, hmmm, Go back to Pry 1.

Didinrin.

Al Qaeda has confirmed the death of its leader Osama bin Laden and vowed to launch revenge attacks on the US and its allies.

A statement posted on jihadist websites warned that happiness over the terror chief's demise would soon be turned on its head.

The group described itself as a "curse" on America, promised bloodshed and also called on Pakistan to rise up in revolt.

An audiotape purporting to be of bin Laden speaking a week before his death is set to be released shortly.



Jamaat-e-Islami activists protesting against the US in Peshawar


The authenticity of the statement is not possible to confirm independently but it was posted on sites known to be used by the group.

It said: "The mujahid Shiekh Abu Abdullah, Osama bin Mohammed bin Laden, God have mercy on him, was killed on the path taken by those before him and will be taken by others after him. Congratulations to the Islamic umma for the martyrdom of its son Osama.

"We stress that the blood of the holy warrior sheik, Osama bin Laden, God bless him, is precious to us and to all Muslims and will not go in vain.

"We will remain, God willing, a curse chasing the Americans and their agents, following them outside and inside their countries.

"Soon, God willing, their happiness will turn to sadness. Their blood will be mingled with their tears.

"We call upon our Muslim people in Pakistan, to rise up and revolt to cleanse this shame that has been attached to them by a clique of traitors and thieves , and in general to cleanse their country from the filth of the Americans who spread corruption in it."

The statement also urged the US to treat the bodies of those killed in the raid to be treated with care and returned to their families.

"We warn the Americans not to harm the corpse of the sheikh or expose it to any indecent treatment or to harm any members of his family, living or dead, and to deliver the corpses to their families," it said.

"Any harm done will open the doors of evil upon you doubly, and you will not have anyone but yourselves to blame."

This appears to have been written without knowing bin Laden's corpse was buried at sea within 24 hours of his death.



Pakistanis are furious about the secret US raid


The announcement paves the way for al Qaeda to name a successor to bin Laden, with his deputy Ayman al-Zawahiri the most likely candidate.

Evidence gathered from bin Laden’s compound suggests al Qaeda was already planning an attack on the US rail network to mark the 10th anniversary of 9/11.

Handwritten notes outlined a plot to tamper with a track so that a train would fall into a valley or off a bridge, the joint FBI and Homeland Security bulletin said.

Fox News cited a source as saying the plan was more aspirational than concrete and mentioned services in New York, Washington DC and Chicago.

"We have no information of any imminent terrorist threat to the US rail sector, but wanted to make our partners aware of the alleged plotting," Department of Homeland Security spokesman Matthew Chandler said.

Mr Obama is due to meet the Navy Seals involved in the operation at an army base in Kentucky later on Friday amid ongoing questions about the raid.



Bin Laden was killed by US Navy Seals in his compound


UN human rights investigators have demanded full disclosure of the facts, in particular whether they was no intention to take bin Laden alive.

He was not armed when he was shot in the head and chest and it has now emerged only one of the other men in the compound had a gun.

The UN said deadly force could exceptionally be used against terrorists but that they should usually be dealt with as criminals under normal judicial rules.

Hundreds of Pakistanis demonstrated after Friday prayers to condemn the US raid on their soil, shouting "death to America".

Around 1,000 men gathered for a rally in Abbottabad, where bin Laden had been living with his family, with tyres set alight and the US flag burned.


Obama Lays Wreath At Ground Zero
There is intense anger that America launched a raid to capture or kill the terror chief without giving any warning to Pakistan.

It has added to fury at the US presence in the country since the Afghan war and its drone attacks in the north-western tribal areas.

Tensions were further raised by a US drone attack on a vehicle and compound in North Waziristan on Friday morning.

Fazalur Rehman, a labourer, said: "People become terrorists when they see their loved ones killed in drone attacks. Pakistanis simply hate Americans."


We will remain, God willing, a curse chasing the Americans and their agents, Soon, God willing, their happiness will turn to sadness. Their blood will be mingled with their tears.

Statement by al Qaeda
Protests were also held on Friday in Quetta, Multan and in other countries.

In Central Java, Indonesia, around 100 Muslims took an oath declaring themselves ready to die as a martyr to avenge the terror chief's death.

Muslims in the Philippines tried to march on the US embassy but were blocked by riot police.



Osama's Hideout From Air And Ground
See pictures of the compound Osama bin Laden was hiding in for up to six years
Another revelation set to anger Pakistan is the claim CIA agents had been watching bin Laden from a safehouse in Abbottabad.

Its intelligence-gathering was so exhaustive the organisation asked Congress to reallocate tens of millions of dollars to fund it.

One of bin Laden's wives has claimed she moved into the compound six years ago but it is not clear whether the leader was there for so long.

Pakistan’s army has admitted to "shortcomings" in its failure to find him but has warned it will review relations with the US if there are more secret raids.

www.skynews.com

Need a cheap ticket to Heathrow,London (1 Adult and I Child) .The travel date is between 10th-23/24 May 2011.
Kindly get in touch with me.

lekious @yahoo.com

Can someone tell me if that loud mouthed braggart, Senator Bello Kanti(or Panti)was returned.

use this link to know your candidates for each election.
Even though we are voting PDP out,let's not vote in an incompetent candidate.

Imagine in my area, 'ÉX-Senator' Kamoru Adedibu(Son of the Late Godfather) is just a WAEC holder.


http://booths.nigeriaelections.org/nass/?url=30%2F06%2F05%2F025

Where is BEAF AND HIS ILKS ?    

Monitor the results at :


http://www.revoda.org.ng/moreresults.php

"I do not intend to derail the thread but you presented what was untrue mainly because you stay outside the country and work from here say.  In SS  Buhari VP visited port harocurt with about 80 people in attendance in Hotel presidential. There is no other state he really campaigned. GEJ campaigned all 36 states.
If you do not need reply stop posting what you are not sure"

You need to take it slow on that thing you are high on .Where were you when Buhari was in Lagos,Ogun,Oyo etc , I guess you were dead then and you just resurrected. Okuguro.

I HAVE ONLY ONE REASON,


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@Jussy,
Please send the MP3 file to lekious@yahoo.com