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Jokes Etc / Re: ;d Why Most Girls Pant Are Dirty by amebono1: 3:03pm On Mar 05, 2010
dobodobo:

grin Why most girls pant are dirty, I observed they only put on clean ones when they are coming to visit guys
What were you doing when your English teacher was teaching you English in "ajegunle community high school" ?
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Incessant Bans Is Beginning To Get Irritating, Annoying And A Piss Off by amebono1: 2:57pm On Mar 05, 2010
debosky:

Ask wink

In private? tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Incessant Bans Is Beginning To Get Irritating, Annoying And A Piss Off by amebono1: 2:53pm On Mar 05, 2010
Can i ask you a question debo?
Family / Re: Chaircover,osisi ,BB,outstrip,mukina,and co, the men too, oyb,olabowale . . . by amebono1: 2:44pm On Mar 05, 2010
chamotex:

kiss kiss

missd you too
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Incessant Bans Is Beginning To Get Irritating, Annoying And A Piss Off by amebono1: 2:41pm On Mar 05, 2010
swaggaz:

Okay Mr. Debo, When is my ban due?. . .
BTW, me calling her " the sexual organ" is meant to be my opinion of her. grin grin grin
She broke the rules in every way, she called me an empty vessel, wack and other numerable words. . .
But I just had to use the minimum words, those words I used was the minimum and she reported. grin grin
What would have happened if I had used the maximum, she would have probably passed out. . .
I just wasn't in the mood to exchange words because she sounded like a little girl with her pink coloured font and her little girly stuff. grin grin
[b]If only I was the mama-gee I used to be before all these incessant bans began and made me cool down, she would have received insults in abundancewhen she went around stalking me for a fight. . .[/b]Okay I think I'm beginning to go too far now, I'll just stop here. grin grin grin


U mean the insults you copy and paste from google, you dont even know the words you just copy and thats it
Family / Re: Chaircover,osisi ,BB,outstrip,mukina,and co, the men too, oyb,olabowale . . . by amebono1: 2:30pm On Mar 05, 2010
Ok im shy now embarassed

We met somewhere and were both going to the same country, he was just working there,for a few yrs cos na there him company transfer am go, so well . ,  . . . .  embarassed i was still young then and whenever there is a sort of misunderstanding he would always tell me to get used to it cos its gonna happen when we get married, he was being very indirect @ first, then after a few months i wanted to leave the city to go to another city . . . . . . .  no actually wat im i saying  embarassed, ok i was leaving the country to another country, and when i told him, he said alright , alright  lets go out and make this day special, this dude took me to a jewellery shop, i was expecting a nice restaurant, and then he said pick any ring here,cos in 2 months we are going back to naija to get married. . . . . . .  to be continued embarassed embarassed
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Incessant Bans Is Beginning To Get Irritating, Annoying And A Piss Off by amebono1: 2:21pm On Mar 05, 2010
THE AMAKA:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

MY DEAR,nairaland is her life, this gurl has promised to leave a million times but keeps coming back, the earlier she realises that shes just an ordianary person on this forum, the better for her, i mean who cares is some immature person leaves nairaland?
Family / Re: Chaircover,osisi ,BB,outstrip,mukina,and co, the men too, oyb,olabowale . . . by amebono1: 2:06pm On Mar 05, 2010
chaircover:

Amebo dare i ask where the hairs and dimples are? cool

The dimples r on his cheeks embarassed, when he smiles i'm like "oh my gawddd, someone get me outta here" embarassed

The hairs he's got is not like that of these arabs lipsrsealed , its so cool and neat, u know the sleepy type of hair you wanna nuzzle, on his hands, ,legs but dont worry in as much as i love hairs i cant stand any on the AXILLARY,(Armpit) angry and good enough he doesnt keep any there


chamotex carry yaself comot for hiaaa angry
Romance / Re: What Is Wrong In Falling In Love With My Pastor, Though Married by amebono1: 6:57am On Mar 05, 2010
akinolasam:

i know am not alone in this game. how many of u talking like angels out there had slept with other women husbands and 'left-over' as u call it.

watch out before casting the stone lady.


i hate it when peeps use this "be the first to cast the stone" blackmailing words, it is a sin, leave another womans husband for heavens sake
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Incessant Bans Is Beginning To Get Irritating, Annoying And A Piss Off by amebono1: 6:52am On Mar 05, 2010
bla bla bla, knew the immature OP will be back, she cant live wtout nairaland, NL is her life, all that i wont come back na tori

Good riddance to bad yeye
Family / Re: Chaircover,osisi ,BB,outstrip,mukina,and co, the men too, oyb,olabowale . . . by amebono1: 6:41am On Mar 05, 2010
Where is osisi and co, make una pop una sef inside hiaaaa angry angry
Family / Re: Chaircover,osisi ,BB,outstrip,mukina,and co, the men too, oyb,olabowale . . . by amebono1: 6:40am On Mar 05, 2010
awww chaircover, so romantic embarassed cry , of all the things to like na surname grin grin cheesy, well as long as the surname isn"t as long as the national anthem, i am fine, i love the four lettered word surname, what really attracted me to mine was the hairs and dimples, oh gawddd, im blushing now embarassed
Family / Re: Earn 40,000 Monthly Can I Get Married. by amebono1: 2:11pm On Mar 04, 2010
onyeokwuak:

A good woman can manage 40,000.00 and still have balance. Let me give u a rough stimate of monthly spending

1. Transportation for a month = 5000
2 Feeding = 15000
3. Monthly house rent = 5000
4. tithe = 4000
And others
This is an overestimation of what 40k can achieve.
It is possible that if more carefully managed , the salary is more than enough for husband and wife. Out of it they can make savings and plan for there unborn children's education.
My brother, it is manageable until God enlarges your coast

Tell me where you will find 5000 monthly rent?stop living a life filled with fantasy ojare
Romance / Re: Help: My Ex Gf Took My Name To Babalawo by amebono1: 1:30pm On Mar 04, 2010
Stay diaaa BB i don take your name go babalawo to help me and you close your legs, the rate at which you open up for tumfulu n his descendants one will think you . . . . . . . . . infact come to the hospital let me run a test on you cool
Family / Re: Earn 40,000 Monthly Can I Get Married. by amebono1: 1:21pm On Mar 04, 2010
@Topic

you can marry but definitely not a gurl like me,will 40k even buy me a good shoe? undecided
Family / Re: Chaircover,osisi ,BB,outstrip,mukina,and co, the men too, oyb,olabowale . . . by amebono1: 1:18pm On Mar 04, 2010
where r the married women n men, abi una dey shame to tell us say una wife na stripper wey una meet for club or na person husband d women steal? tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Incessant Bans Is Beginning To Get Irritating, Annoying And A Piss Off by amebono1: 2:16pm On Mar 02, 2010
THE AMAKA:

she is the one that is always bickering, not me. when you calmly approach her, she wants to have a match for "who can curse the most" and i'm like "have some class"
she is soooooooooooo immature. and sometimes common words, she doesn't know what they mean. like surrogate?!?!? i can only guess she is 14, at the most, so that should explain it.


I agree with you , she thinks she is in a kinda contest where by the winner gets a gold medal for cursing better

Sometimes i come across some of her posts, and i'm like,does this gurl really know the meaning of these words, cos they just dont match with her sentence

This is the same gurl that once argued with smone on some thread that  SARDINE IS A TYPE OF FISH BUT NOT A FISH  grin, how daft could one be?

Pleaseeeeeee
Food / Re: Is Coca Cola Is A Killer? by amebono1: 1:32pm On Mar 01, 2010
THE AMAKA:

and that was how many days ago?
DON'T WORRY, YOUR COMMENTS HAVE BEEN REPORTED. grin
and no i didn't come out of nowhere, i was the first person to respond to this thread. and just because i responded doesnt mean im here to use a bunch of curse words and argue, like you, and thats immaturity.
hmmmm, i thought you would know the definition by now?
and when do you ever give sensible responses to threads? don't throw stones in a glass house, period.
or you argue with anyone that doesnt feel daddy yankee is fine? LMFAO!!! immaturity indeed.
get away jo! you don reach yankee and now feeling to funky


ok this is funny grin grin grin grin grin

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