Saviola86:
How do you people have sex and get someone pregnant? Isnt that carelessness?

First, sex is sacred for me, 5yrs in a relationship with my girl and she is the only one I have been having sex with since that period, I haven't see another girl's panties because I am a one man one woman guy and once I am with you, I don't feel sexually attracted to any other lady.
Newsflash oga , it is either your babe has problem with feetility which has not resulted to pregnancy or you get to meet her always during her safe period. Even without ejaculation pregnancy can still result.
Secondly, having sex with my woman now for 5yrs raw without condom and never for once have I impregnated her and reason is because I am extremely careful and don't allow the excitement allow me to loose guard.

We sex raw and once I am about to cum I simply pull out long before it shows face and use hand to bring it out. Immediately I cum, I stop, go to bathroom to pee (this flushes out sperm left in the urethra) then I use soap to wash the dick properly.

I don't go in for second round at once, we gist and talk maybe like 1hr before then, I go into to pee again and wash up then I proceed to second round.

Yes the breaks kill the vibes but it's safer and better than having a child unprepared.

My fiancee is in her final year, I am ready to settle but I do not want to truncate her education or stress her with pregnancy while still in school hence I restrain myself

RealSolution001:


You may be right but she's explained and tried to make me understand it's her busy schedule that makes her not have time for me.

nairalanda1:
That last picture tho...

After all the fighting and washing of dirty linen in public...dem dey sit together, and dem they smile at each other.

Ok o...

P.S

At the end of the day, NEVER EVER PUT YOUR TRUST in any Nigerian politican. While we fight each other, dem dey shake hands and exchange pleasantries well well

NORSYK:
I Did Not Kill My Husband

......widow of Late Barrister Godwin Ikoiwak, Barr. Abasiesebanga Ikoiwak who is standing trial at an Uyo High Court with some of her family members for the alleged murder of her husband narrates her side of the story

” I do not have a hand in my Late husband’s death and I have no reasons to have killed my husband, we had no quarrels, we had no fights, we even did not have any misunderstanding to have warranted me plotting his death. If I know of or be a part of anything that led to my husband’s death, may God punish me, may God make me run mad.

My Late Husband worked in Uyo, while I work in Calabar. We only interchange visits. My husband who visited us last Christmas, left me with the kids and returned to Uyo on the 7th of January, 2022. Following his return to Uyo, my husband and I maintained cordial and effective communications over the telephone.

Few days preceding the murky day of his demise, I sent my late husband a N500 Naira recharge card after he jokingly said, you women don’t always give. He received the recharge unit with appreciation and teasingly he said, “after now, you will look for a way to get the recharge card back from me”. Thus, we played over the telephone and of course, we were used to cracking jokes about every little thing. Those conversations are verifiable as they took place over our cellphones.

In the early hours of the morning breaking Thursday, 20th January, 2022, I had a call from my Husband who told me he was not feeling fine. Suspecting asthmatic attack as my late husband had asthma which are usually very fierce and threatening whenever the attack comes, I assured him that I will be heading to Uyo to attend to him at day break. From what my late husband told me, he was asthmatic from tender age, a medical history that is with the deceased’s family but which they have refused to inform members of the public about.

I had barely entered Akwa Ibom enroute Uyo, when I got a call from my husband’s phone but this time, it was a strange voice who after identifying me asked me to come over to St. Lukes Hospital, Anua in Uyo, stating that my husband was there. Being so directed, I headed straight to Anua but to my greatest shock, on arrival at Anua, I found my husband already dead and lying at the Casualty Section of the hospital. I was frightened, shocked and confused beyond words. I was motionless and lose my coordination, strength failed me, not knowing what to say or do or even where to go to, I didn’t know who to turn to. I managed to ask some questions as to how my husband got there and what happened to but there was no response. I searched for the man who used my husband’s phone to call me, but couldn’t find him again. Initially, I had thought that the caller was a Doctor as he was also the person who led me to where the remains of my husband was when I arrived the hospital but when I managed to put myself together a bit, I asked for the man’s whereabouts but he was nowhere to be found. The entire episode was and it is still like a dream. To even make matters worse, family of my late husband decided to add to my pains by lying to the world that I had hands in the death of my husband.

My husband and I have been married since 2017 and the marriage is blessed with two kids the second of which was barely six months old at the time of my husbands’ demise. I had nothing against my husband when he was alive, neither did he have anything against me. All the story you are hearing or reading on the social media portraying me as one who had trouble marriage or as one capable of or actually killing or as having masterminded the dead of my husband are cooked up lies and concoctions maliciously and desperately weaved together by family of the deceased in expression and demonstration of unjustifiable hatred for me and in order to dispossess me and my children of anything they believe their brother and son left behind.

In demonstration of their unremitting wickedness, they also went to my Village and arrested my aged and sick mother alleging that she also has hands in the death of my husband. As though, they have not done enough, they found ways of robing in my elder brothers alleging that they assisted me in attacking and killing my husband. Meanwhile, my brothers are very responsible and gainfully engaged men who work and live independently with their respective families outside the state. My said brothers have never lived with me or with the deceased.

It is very heartless of them that they turned their attention to my innocent aged mother who loves and cherished the deceased as her own son. They raised false and denigrating allegations against my mother who herself is a poor widow, got her arrested and continued to persecute my family without a cause.

How can any right-thinking person imagine me killing my own husband and father of my children, so as to be a widow and shoulder the arduous responsibility of catering for the family alone. When it was not easy with both parents, could it be easier with one? If, indeed, my husband was killed by anyone, his blood will hunt after his killers and God will bring the perpetrators of this dastardly act to judgement.

My late husband’s family believe that they are very rich, powerful and highly connected people with unfettered access to every tool they need to decimate me and my family and this, they are doing willfully and freely, even when they know that I am innocent of their allegations but my God will vindicate me and all my persecutors shall see shame.

St Luke Hospital, Anua, Uyo, still have not explained to me what happened to my husband, how he got into their hospital and how his case was handled and I also do not understand why the family of my late husband is making me go through so much pain and shame. I need justice for my late husband and I need justice for myself. I want to go home and take care of my two little children as they are all I have left.”

Ammishaddai:
I think we can safely say Nairaland peddles rumors. Two days I ago I came across a post celebrating the reinstatement of "Super Cop " Abba Kyari, and i don't think the mods bothered investigating before letting the story fly. And now , we are seeing another twisted report going contrary . Which just goes to show that Oga Seun no longer holds credibility as a standard

stephanie11:
POLITICSNIGERIA.COM



https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-malami-denies-ordering-raid-on-mary-odilis-home-full-statement/

AsomArchitectNG:
As the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) yet again assails the nation with threats of industrial action, it must realise that its antics are becoming increasingly counter-productive and irrelevant.

The cause of ASUU’s latest grouse is the Federal Government’s directive that all employees in its establishments be enrolled in the Integrated Personnel Payment Information System (IPPIS) before the end of October 2019. The union has rejected inclusion in IPPIS since February 2014, arguing that the councils of federal universities were the direct employers of academic staff rather than the Federal Government, and that the system did not account for the peculiarities of universities. It also claimed that flaws had been detected when IPPIS was implemented in the healthcare sector.

Following the government’s threat that any employee who did not enroll on IPPIS by the October deadline would not be paid their salaries, ASUU has restated its strike warning. The union has directed its members not to fill the personnel verification forms which require the inclusion of IPPIS numbers and has taken its case to the Senate.

For a union exclusively comprised of academics, it is surprising that ASUU would actually dare to make patently pedestrian arguments the basis of its anti-IPPIS stance.

It is disingenuous of the union to claim that university councils are the direct employers of academics when it is common knowledge that all staff in federal universities are paid by the Federal Government. That is the reason why ASUU negotiates with government officials rather than university councils during its many disputes over salaries and conditions of service.

It is also the reason why the union has never pushed its vaunted claims to university autonomy to their logical conclusion by demanding that the Federal Government stop funding federal universities. Clearly, ASUU does not wish to pay the piper while reserving the right to dictate the tune.

Related to this is the ludicrous assertion that IPPIS cannot cater to the peculiar circumstances of university work, especially the consultancies, adjunct lectureships, sabbatical leave and external assessment that are a regular feature of academic life. Not only does this contradict the initial position that IPPIS undermines university autonomy, it arrogantly implies that federal universities are somehow more complicated to run than the ministries, departments and agencies (MDAs) that are already on IPPIS, including the armed forces and research institutes.

ASUU’s claims that IPPIS lacks constitutional backing and is unsupported by any act of the National Assembly are similarly groundless. IPPIS is a policy enunciated by the Federal Government through its Ministry of Finance which is constitutionally empowered to formulate and implement such programmes because they fall within the remit of its legally-defined responsibilities. ASUU’s check-off dues do not have constitutional backing, either; that has not stopped the union from avidly collecting them.

In behaving with such petulance, ASUU is displaying itself at its very worst, showing itself to be obtuse, selfish, and stubbornly determined to get its own way, regardless of the cost to the rest of society. This is the same union which similarly claimed that the Treasury Single Account (TSA) policy could not work in universities, and advanced almost the same arguments of autonomy and peculiarity that it is pushing now.

While the implementation of IPPIS has not been perfect, its advantages cannot be doubted. In June, the Accountant-General of the Federation, Mr. Ahmed Idris, claimed that N273.8 billion had been saved in 2017 and 2018 as a result of IPPIS. At least 561 MDAs are on the system, with a total staff count of 755,422. Combined with TSA, the system has helped government to get a grip on the vexed issues of transparency and probity in payroll management.

The desperation with which ASUU is fighting against the implementation of IPPIS in federal universities has led to speculations that it is doing so because enrolling in the system would expose those academics who have multiple full-time jobs in several federal establishments. Regardless of the merits of such claims, it is surprising that a union which consistently claims to seek transparency and accountability in national life would be so loth to apply those same principles to itself.

ASUU’s antics are paradoxically turning it into an anti-democratic union – a hypocritical body which cannot hold itself to the standards it consistently advocates for others. Its usually loud voice was uncharacteristically muted when the BBC’s “Sex for Grades” documentary was broadcast last month. It has rarely spoken out against the many other abuses perpetrated by its members, especially plagiarism, the sale of handouts, age manipulation and certificate forgery. Its continual emphasis on salaries and benefits have conspired to create a public image for itself as a greedy cash-and-carry group, and its latest fulminations against IPPIS only serve to entrench this unflattering perception.

If ASUU truly wishes to live up to its own noble ideals, it must work with the Federal Government to implement a policy that can only enhance the transparency, accountability and integrity it so strenuously professes to be fighting for.

Source: https://thenationonlineng.net/there-goes-ASUU-again/

streetdisciple:
I am sure they misspelled the Portharcourt on purpose to give jobless lazy Nigerian youths something to rant about

valentineuwakwe:
The Federal Government again on Thursday hit at the Academic Staff Union of Universities for opposing the Integrated Payroll and Personnel Information System of the Federal Government, saying no government agency must resist it.
The Minister of Finance, Budget and National Planning , Zainab Ahmed, who stated this at the budget defence secession organised by the Senate Committee on Finance in Abuja , described ASUU ’s opposition as misplaced .
ASUU has opposed a directive by President Muhammadu Buhari, who at the 2020 budget presentation in the National Assembly on October 8, ordered that all public sector workers to register for the IPPIS to save cost and fight corruption.
But the lecturers on Monday opposed the Federal Government, saying the IPPIS negated the law on university autonomy .
The Accountant- General of the Federation , Alhaji Ahmed Idris, countered ASUU, saying its position was an endorsement of corruption.
The IPPIS , which was introduced in 2007 , is aimed at centralising payroll and payment systems, facilitating convenient staff remuneration with minimal wastage as well as aiding manpower training and budgeting.
You can’ t be staff members of all varsities , minister tells lecturers
On Thursday, the Finance Minister, Ahmed, faulted ASUU , saying no government must resist the IPPIS .
She said , “ The resistance to the IPPIS is misplaced as far as I am concerned because there is no agency of government that must resist it. It must be treated with utmost importance. The universities and some medical institutions have some peculiarities .
“ For instance, a medical officer in the public service can consult in different hospitals, but he should still have one primary point of employment.
“ A lecturer , based on the approval given by the minister, is also allowed to lecture in more than one universities. That, however , does not mean that he should feature in all the institutions as a staff member.
“ At best, there would be special allowances that would be due to them for those extra-work. The allowances should , however , not be included in the payroll .
“ We have been discussing with them and we are arranging peculiar allowances for them too. This is to make sure that the extra- work they do , according to the limits that is allowed, is provided for in the payroll .
“ They have understood now that their concerns would be addressed and they have started working with us. As we speak , the Accountant General staff are on the field trying to capture the last batch of the staff into the IPPIS . ”
The Minister said the IPPIS had been extremely beneficial because the Federal Government had been able to save up to about N250 bn from the exercise .
She said , “ The savings would be more when we integrate the HI component of the IPPIS which is controlled by the Head of Service.
“ It is a record of staff . When a worker retires from the service , the system will automatically log him out .
“ At the moment, we await instructions before we log out retired workers . Some people have retired but they are still on the payroll . There are lots of cleaning up that we have to do . We have been working with the Head of Service to fast- track that integration.

source: https://punchng.com/ippis-controversy-fg-hits-ASUU-says-no-agency-must-oppose-payment-system/

Buhari5:



Source: https://www.google.com/amp/s/punchng.com/bridegroom-slumps-at-reception-dies-in-ebonyi/amp/

Islie:

Election: Protest In London Over Alleged $1million Bribe To UK Officials In Nigeria







https://www.independent.ng/election-protest-in-london-over-alleged-1million-bribe-to-uk-officials-in-nigeria/

ChrisMafian:

The photos are all over the net. Do your research and stop wailing.

Automotive1:


Anthony Joshua’s £150,000 personalised Range Rover has been stolen in central London.

The World Heavyweight Boxing champion has vowed to hunt down the thieves who stole his personalised Range Rover .



The luxury SUV,which is embossed with AJ's signature , was stolen outside a family member’s home just days before he defends his WBA, IBF and WBO heavyweight crowns against the Russian challenger, Alexander Povetkin, next Saturday.

The Range Rover has a drawer where Joshua keeps his title belts, although they were not in the car at the time.



It is also personalised with its registration number while head rests, steering wheel, a badge and even door interiors are marked with the Anthony Joshua signature. It's also fitted with a tracker.

A close source said:
"AJ's pretty annoyed about it because it's so close to the fight. He doesn't want any distractions at all"


A CCTV image shows the suspected after the car was stolen

Police believe thieves targeted the Range Rover using a keyless device (Hi-tech Relay Device) that mimics a car's key fob to break in.

https://autojosh.com/anthony-joshuas-n70million-personalised-range-rover-stolensee-the-cctv-image-of-suspect/

Sarkin:
Nigeria will surpass Dubai when Buhair wins next year election.

naptu2:


https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/efcc-set-to-interrogate-sacked-dss-boss-daura-264890.html

mrvitalis:

I laugh... Well time would tell

Engrmustyboss:
Mtsww u people are spreading false news, am from yola,. I don't even know what to call it, is PDP CAN or Is CAN PDP?? What CAN did today in adamawa most be condemned by any true citizen!

Racoon:
The president's killer herdsmen brothers will kill people & defiantly claim responsibility but the goverment will go to do damage control for them.

When the people take to defending then the government comes again to prevent them from doing so while allowing the killers to restrategize & do more damage

Now they protest the injustice the same security that is supposed to protect them are used again to complete what the killers failed ro do earlier.
God save us as we fight to do the needful.

Abujalal:
No Matter How Bad The Americans Are, They Always Remain United Without Condeming Their Country. When Are We Going To Learn?

Anigreat:


Tell udom to go and develop his L. G. A first

I was in ONNA L. G. A few days ago, and nothing to show that a governor is from that local government. I was so disappointed.

I now move to his home town Awa Iman, no doubt, he has done so much in that village.

Onna people didn't vote udom to develop only his village, he should do what he has done in his village to other villages in onna.

BeeBeeOoh:


https://leadership.ng/2018/06/29/prosecute-perpetrators-of-plateau-killings-govs-tell-pmb/

GoTV:
even though I'm a born again Christian, i think we Christians are hypocrites. Instead of blaming the plateu indigenes who stole and killed over 300 cows, we are quick to blame the Fulanis when they retaliate forgetting that the stolen cattles is their only source of livelihood

hardbody:
These pics are doing a whole lot of injustice to this university. It's simply a beautiful university, silently churning out academic gurus over time. Some of its strongest faculties include theatre arts, medicine and law. Of the 8 of us that that graduated second upper in my set, we have a judge, a SAN, a couple of high profile executive management gurus in banks and financial services outfits, we have a law dean, amongst others. If I had to live my life again, i will still be a malabite

Thegeneralqueen:
Ladies do this and watch men treat you like trash

FlirtyKaren:
The Senator representing Kaduna Central Senatorial District in the red chamber, Shehu Sani, who addressed journalists who paid him Sallah homage in Kaduna, said if solutions to the identified challenges in the APC are not taken care of in the coming weeks, there will be no going back on their decision to leave the party for good.

Senator Shehu Sani also disclosed that the APC, as it is, today, stands on a foundation of injustice against its members, just as he reiterated that the party has failed to live up to its promises and pledges of a transparent internal democracy.

The Senator also said he will be contesting the governorship of the state, unless the Kaduna political stakeholders, which he is a member, decide otherwise.

“We condemned the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) in the past for not being fair and just to its members, but the APC has found itself in similar, if not worst situation, as at today.”

“There is a Kaduna political stakeholders, made up of former governors, lawmakers and various party chieftains, and, as a team player, I am a member. I am going to contest the governor of Kaduna State, but, if the stakeholders insist on me going back to the senate, I will have no objection, whatsoever.

“Nigerians are now more resolved and conscious to vote for people of integrity who will work for them, hence, I have the confidence of winning my election in whatever party I contest, because people will vote individuals based on merit, and not party, in the 2019 general elections.

“As it is today, over 25 registered political parties have come to us to express solidarity and support, and I can confirm to you that opposition from Kaduna State will come under an alliance of forces in the coming elections.

“ I want to make it clear that should I contest and become the governor of Kaduna State, I will open the government house to the masses" he said.

The Sun reported that Senator Shehu Sani who expressed optimism for a peaceful and transparent election in 2019, called on people to remain peaceful and work together to bring an end to violence, stressing that he has no grudges against anybody except political differences.

https://lailasnews.com/kaduna-guber-ill-contest-against-el-rufai-shehu-sani/

Liberator007:
I saw this video on Twitter days ago and on first thought, it was hilarious but then ahe just ruined the day of another lady. Playing the side chick showed the level of her esteem. I wonder how ladies are comfy with such derogatory tag

mrkunlex:
A beautiful woman who wanted to enlarge her breast has reportedly lost her life as a result of complication.
The late June Wanza

Many are still talking about June Wanza on social media after she died last week in a botched surgery conducted by an unidentified surgeon that left her with complications.

Here is a report by SDE Kenya on what really happened:

Wanza, a mother of three, is said to have gone for a breast enlargement surgery at the clinic in Galleria Mall, Karen of Kenya where the procedure was carried out.

When she complained of abdominal pain, she was rushed to Nairobi hospital but the pain worsened and was immediately admitted to the High Dependency Unit, then the ICU.

Doctors at Nairobi hospital discovered Wanza’s intestines had been cut or punctured during the augmentation procedure and her blood pressure was dangerously low.

Following her severed intestines, waste had spilt into her abdominal cavity-the cause of the acute pains.

Wanza developed sepsis, a potentially life-threatening complication of an infection. Sepsis occurs when chemicals released into the bloodstream to fight the infection trigger inflammatory responses throughout the body.

A frantic team of experienced surgeons led by Prof Stanley Khainga attempted to save her life.

‘’It was gas gangrene which is an infection of soft tissues from bacteria on the skin. I was just called in to control that. When gas gangrene gets under the skin, it kills blood supply and eats the fat and whatever remains. If you don’t remove the dead skin then it spreads all over and you can’t control it,’’Dr Khainga said speaking to The Star.

He explained that he was intervening to control the infection.

‘’The wounds through which the surgery is done are the ones that now become the portals of entry of the bacteria. For her, it was an infection that was too fast. I was just intervening to control that and correct the shock and so on. I was in Nairobi Hospital when they called me. She was a referral.

As a consultant, I was trying to sort out the problem,’’ he explained.

The wife and mother who loved to blog about lifestyle passed away on Friday last week and will be buried on Saturday after post-mortem results.
‘’We are having the postmortem tomorrow (June 12th). Allow us to finish that process,’’ her family said through lawyer Jared Orare.

Below are photos of the late June Wanza:





http://kunlexwap.nextwapblog.com/sad-story-of-june-the-woman-who-died-during-surgery-to-enlarge-her-breast-photos.html

Sarkin:
yes. And Allah will punish anyone that "goes for his head"But you know only lazy and ignorant Muslims convert out of Islam and people that find truth and God come to Islam. Bye. This is my last reply to you and your likes.

Johnnyessence:
so what are you trying to say here. I love my God, my God is awesome on every side.

Yian1:




P.O.C. They are islamic extremists not Islamic groups

Sarkin:
yes. And Allah will punish anyone that "goes for his head"But you know only lazy and ignorant Muslims convert out of Islam and people that find truth and God come to Islam. Bye. This is my last reply to you and your likes.