MCMXCVIII:

Assuming it was my dear country this mishap happened. No one will know, searches won't start till after 30 days.
The president would set up committee first.
Then DSS will go to arrest the Aeroplane company.
Then Falana will accuse FAAN for negligence.
Then NEMA will demand 50billion for search party.
Minister of works, minister of transportation will visit the place where it happened.
The president will give 1million to the family.
Then a video will go viral on Twitter that the guy raped 3 girls.
Then after 8 months the search will start.

Sisqoman:
R I P

lawalosky:
how is this a news??

ChiefAzubuike:
Maybe the man was mentally unstable and didn't even know what he was doing. The 11 year old should also be arrested for failing to resist such an act from a man who doesn't know his left from his right.

OdikwaRisky:
kwam 1 has successfully mined his skull to sustain his ill gotten wealth. these hafonjas can do anything for money.

CHAVINCI:
at least the ipob made an attempt to make him look better,afonjas would have used him for money ritual

Starboytwo:
Oh what a tears(oh I'm touched)

BigGuyMan:
Oduduwa descendants keeps causing nuisance all over the country and beyond.

BigGuyMan:
Oduduwa cone headed bastards always causing nuisance in Nigeria and beyond

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Lovely.

But no doggy style or cow girl.

Just missionary style only.

Racoon:
What must have been the irreconcilable difference that a mother will failed to honour the wedding of her eldest daughter for God's sake

Davindal:
Goodmorning, Pals.


Nevertheless, I called her 4 times yesterday and she picked the 4th call and said in punchy manner that she needed a break or I do what she requested for.

missioner:
Severally

The biggest one was last year August when I had to leave Abj back to Ib. Having been there for more than 3 weeks roaming all the nook and cranny of Dutse, Ushafa and Kubwa in search of job or even work.
Sun and hunger showed me hell, to the extent I was tempted to burgle.

Long story short, I made up my mind that at least 'ti iwaju o ba se lo eyin a se pada si' I told myself I must get to Ib that Sunday. I trekked from Dutse-Alh to Deidei, got there around 1pm then lurked around. I was lucky I saw one trailer manned by Yoruba guys they were heading to Lag. I told the motor boy my predicament and my destination, he said if I could stay in the open back I should enter, I did.
We got to Gwagwalada then the truck broke down, that was around 6:30pm I wanted to cry tears didn't come.

I was starving nothing has entered my mouth that day. 8pm I went to one Maishai, I begged him to buy my phone Nokia torchlight, he bought it #1800 then I ate bread nd tea #100 from
Still in Gwagwa 10pm I went to those luxurious bus they said Ib standing is 4k I begged the man he said I should pay 3k.
I later met one young aboki of my age, he was my Messiah he slammed me 5h. I joined another luxurious bus they accepted 2k for standing, we were jam-packed I almost suffocated before we finally took off minutes before midnight. we were so squeezed that there was no space to bend or squirt, talkless of sitting on the floor.

We got to Akure around 9am, after plenty of shoutings, abuse and even curses the driver finally pulled over. We descended to empty our bladders and those that weren't like me bought water, snacks and all sort then we got back on.
Finally we got to Iwo road, Ibadan 11:15am and I alighted then find my way.

Till date, that 12hours sojourn was the toughest moments of my entire two and half decades on this earth.
I pray never to be so grounded again in life.

cc GrammarNazi1

emmasege:


His type is what makes failures like Adeleke and Buhari have a justification for being school dropouts

anochuko01:
my sincere condolences

Omihanifa:
Burnt yansh

kenevision:
A Little Introduction
I had never entered a plane before, or even came to entering one, well apart from the AIR PLANE MODE OF MY ANDROID PHONE.

Ebirra:
As a product of a state university, I must say this with healthy envy and admiration.
Private universities are the best; well maintained infrastructure, well paid, qualified and dedicated staff, reduced vices (since laws are better enforced), faster academic session and mobilization, and a better opportunity to prove your intellectual worth.

I am a graduate of 2016/2017 set, KSU and I am yet to go for service. God punish Yahaya Bello

If you are among those trying to shame private owned university, I decree and declare, all your children shall attend state universities.

silenze:
can these people be kissing and fingering their wives at same time while both standing

Leetunechi:
Like for pdp share for apc