Nairaland Forum

Orikinla: This is what Orikinla has been calling for.
Desperate times call for desperate measures.
The Nigerian military can put an end to terrorism in Nigeria.
As the son of a brave Nigerian soldier, I know what brave Nigerian soldiers can do to save Nigeria when the chips are down.
This is long over due.
Let us put an end to the bloody madness of the lunatic fringe of Muslims.

You started very well and ended up badly...... What has (lunatic fringe of muslims)got to do with bad people fighting against the good people of Nigeria. I am a Christian, A Southerner...... I have always and will always campaign against analysis that's based on religion / ethincity sentiments, either to promotes/demotes any of them, when it comes to National issues or issues that's between evil/good, crime/upholding law, good/bad. You can analysis issues effectively without bringing in religion / ethnicity.

youngay: Agbero just like abuja.nice one

Can you hear yourself? That's a human being with life....
He has a mother and a father just like you....

Do not for whatever reason which a fellow human being like you bad.

pinehazel: Printing Production Process and Analysis:
My name is Mosiu Adelabu Kazeem I will be your host on this platform all through, teaching you everything you need to know, and also to become a printing agent in less than a month. In this, article you will be taught step-by-step how to start any kind of printing project from start to finishing. Projects like Calendar production, invitation card, jotter, shopping bag, handbill, posters, business cards, letterhead, etc.
I will not only teach you how to do all these, but also show you the secrets to costing any form of projects no matter what quantity it is. All for free!
Flier Production Process:
Flier is also known to be handbill. It is usually recognized by a particular size called as in printing term. This size may either be vertical or horizontal depending on the choice adopted by the graphic designer who created it as stipulated in the brief by the owner of the project.
If you want to dabble into production of filers; certain number of factor must be considered, starting with design source. Who is that person or company to handle the art work.
This is a very important aspect that must be handled with care; because whatever is designed will be used in the remaining stages of the production process.
What do I mean?
In any form of printing, art work plays a major role which can make or mar any project.
I will advise you to pay much more attention to where, who and why your design or artwork has to be trusted in to the custody of a particular person or agent.
Your artwork must be handled by an expert in that field; who has made every necessary bad and good judgment in that profession with years of experience is qualified to handle such delicate and sensitive stage of production. I will be there for you, should you have anything to involving graphic design/artwork. Contact me for honest and professional advice.


Requirement For Hand Bill Production .
a. Artwork d. Paper
b. Digital film e. Impression
c. Plate making f. Finishing
Obviously, we have spent some valuable time discussing artwork, but doesn’t mean we still don’t have relevant things to mention. This time around I only want to make a salient point on your design presentation and setting. Designs are meant for various purposes; church program flier design is expected to wear a different look from that of entertainment industry. Make sure that you are not carried away with the beauty of any design. Be certain that it suits the category it is meant for, before proceeding to filming stage

Digital Filming: This is the stage when designed artwork is being transformed into film by a machine called Digital Separation Machine. This machine is programmed in such a way that all colours present in any artwork design is separated into one, two, three or four process colours that will eventually enable plate making. Note this: before an artwork gets to late making stage you must consider the number of colours involved in the designed artwork.
An artwork could be single colour, 2colours, 3colours or 4colours termed cyan, magenta, yellow and black. These colors formed the basis on which price is fixed on printing machine. The process whereby film is exposed on to the surface of a plate sheet is called lithography.

Impression Running: Here is the stage where images that are exposed on the plates is being transferred to the surface of paper material. This process could be better understood if you can take a visit in form of excursion to a nearby printing press around you. This is just for you to physically comprehend what I am teaching you in theory. But if you are going to have challenge with that; I can organize one for you in my printing press. Depending on the quantity needed, a printing machine could print as many as possible quantity of project at hand. Lest I forget, quantity is usually measured in number of papers (print run) to be used.

Paper: This is a crucial stage in printing where choices are made in what kind/type and quality as well as quantity of paper material needed to execute a printing project.
There are different types of paper available for printing predominantly we have papers and card. In the paper category; present are art-paper, mart-paper, bond-paper, conqueror etc. While in the card category, we have art-card, mart-card, alabaster-card, vanguard-card, chip board etc. The choice of kind of paper or card to be used depends largely on the nature of the project before you.

Printing Run /Quantity: This is the most important part of this article, and I will advise you pay utmost attention to every single point mentioned.
For an aspiring printing contract agent; understanding the quantity and cost implication in any project will be a pointer to your success in this industry. Let’s take for instance, you have an order to produce 20,000 copies of 6”x 9” handbill; the pertinent question should be “how much am I going to charge per copy? And how do I go about determination the cost involved?.

Don’t worry; you are not alone …..
To start with, I will want to make a check list of what is required to produce such quantity of handbill as well as the cost attached to each.
Check list;
a. Art work d. Paper
b. Film Making e. Impression
c. Plate making (Lithograghy) f. finishing
Before any cost could be determined, you must firstly consider the type of printing machine you want to use for printing-run, which is going to be the yard- stick for the cost of each item on your checklist.
There are different types of printing machines available, but at this stage of learning, I will want to restrict you to the most commonly used.

Types of printing machines:
1. Speed master (SM) 4 - 5 colours at a time
2. Sord - 2colour at a time
3. Kord - 1color at a time
4. Gestetner-1colour a time

to be continued in the next 48hours .... Thank You and God bless ....Mosiu Adelabu Kazeem
Cheers!

Nice work Kazeem, keep it up!

Sincere 9gerian: What an irony. When it comes to political rallies for selfish political ambitions Buhari and other leaders of the north will pull CROWD. But when it comes to solving national problems, like rein in on Boko Haram insurgents to stop the mayhem, leaders in the north become POWERLESS. Why cant northern leaders organise anti-Boko haram rallies in the north? Why cant APC governors of Borno and Yobe, alongside Buhari (as leader of APC in the north) organise anti-Boko haram rallies in affected states? Is it that they dont consider the Boko haram menace big enough to warrant such intervention? Wont it be to the credit of APC if thru such mobilizations the current mayhem in those states stops?

Rather than participate in finding solutions to the problem, APC and Buhari are trying to ride on the back of the blood shed in those states to Aso Rock.

Anyway, since the political and religuous leaders in the north have decided to be lukewarm on this issue of Boko haram and if eventually the ongoing dialogue efforts fail, the govt will be left with no other option but to continue and INTENSIFY the military campaigns in affected states. One thing is certain, those who hope to climb to Aso Rock through the blood shed in the north will be FATALLY disappointed

Wait oh....... I could really speak simple and correct English Language, Seun you would have to excuse me on this, I need to express my mind to this fellow in pidgin.

O Boy dem send you come? Make Buhari/Govs use which money take organise rally? na who wan pay them for the time and resources? may monkey dey work and baboon dey aso rock dey chop abi? why GEJ/PDP Govs for north no organize the rally, abi the above 25% votes them get no reach? plus our taxes and oil money wen dem they thief, no reach.....?

I for cause, but dem don talk say causing no follow again.... open your eyes oh.... Na new Nigeria we dey see so with this merger, so no spoil my happiness......

Emylexray: The topic or caption is clear. "7 signs to know that you are in a relationship with a "single" guy". The word single in that context connotes "a player".

Why was I confused? I noticed I was not alone though..... ok explaination gotten...

Next time spoke, oh sorry sparke!, oh I mean speak in the context we all understand. Never knew single could actually be used for player...... am learning fast.....

Dygeasy: I don't understand really. Im confused.

Afam4eva: Are those signs that he's into you or the opposite.

Dygeasy: I don't understand really. Im confused.

I think this should be

"7 Signs You Are NOT In A Relationship with A Single Guy"

tholu_osa2:

I have an interview iv for 8th May @ PTI.... stankion could you please elaborate on how unserious their office looked and If your friend could help check again.. they claimed to be a well financed bluechip company, and from what I saw they have money but low packaging... their interview invitation letter na die "...we would like to suggest that you attend an interview at PTI...."

Osa2: What did you see that indicated "they have money"? I only want to have an idea who are their major partners or major clients and the scope of the jobs they are into.... You know professionals would like to know exactly what is the strenght of the organization they are affiliating with. Not some guys that secure a 3 - 6 months contract job for painting / blasting etc.. and start doing some kind of recruitment exercise...

stankion: Actually I dint take it cos I sent a friend to chk out their office in warri and he said d pple there looked unserious so I dint waste time to go to warri from lagos.

Thanks Mate. I think they need more industrial actions, I try to find out their past activities or affiliations in the oil and gas sector, I am just coming out blank. Their website is not even fully developed. 404 errors everywhere.

I am not such there anything to worry about.

Hi, Stankion & Mojounited, I got the invitation too though I didn't attained as I was offshore. I contacted their HR and we spoke after some considerations they said they would include me for their interview. Just saw the invitation today for 7-May-13, but unfortunately am not sure if I would be able to make that too as it's outside my off period.

Any updates on this recruitment process would be highly appreciated. Did you guys take the test?

nep2ra: The federal government has restated its plan to achieve 10,000 Megawatts of electricity by the end of the year.

The permanent secretary of the Ministry of Power, Mr Godknows Igali told journalists in Abuja that the country has returned to more than 4,000 MW after dropping by 1,000 a week ago.

Mr Igali assured Nigerians that the country will strive to achieve 10,000MW by the end of the year when the National Integrated Power Project (NIPP) projects are completed.

The ministry official also claimed that power supply has improved as he assured Nigerians of better days ahead.

He affirmed that Nigerians now enjoy an average of 16 hours steady electricity supply without interruption.

He described this as a major leap from the past, adding that with the on-going overhaul of the power sector, the current generation rate will soar and ultimately lead to uninterrupted power supply.

Another major complaint was the issue of hidden charges paid by Nigerians especially those who use the prepaid meters.


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vivian chinaza:

Sorry, most times I sleep in the same room with friends and family and its being confirmed that I don't snore. I'm a peaceful sleeper, you won't even hear my breathing. I'm also a light sleeper, I notice everything that happens around me unless I'm dreaming.

Btw, I have huge phobia for snore, it creeps me out.

Ok, Vivy I hear oh.. Peaceful sleeper...LOL

vivian chinaza: Yes I do sleep in public vehicles but it depends on the distance of the journey. For instance, if I'm going to Phc or Warri, there won't be need for sleep, but if I'm going to Abj or Lag? I'd definitely sleep at some point. I do not snore tho.

How do you know that you don't snore Don't tell me nobody complained, remember you are in a public vehicle and in most cases no friends / relations to give you that kind information.

xykms101: abeg go siddon for hot stone, stingy moro.n. Uk based my foot besides welcome to naija where people do unscrupulous to stingy people.

Infact you need to be sued for trying to tarnish someone's image. Give us the pictures of that hall and let's how horrible as you claimed.

A lady entered into a contract for decorations with specifications which she tried to give brief details by pointing out the missing packages and you are here talking about accessing it to see how horrible it is. Was it your money that was used to finance the decoration? Do you have a detailed copy of the specifications? How on earth did you come to the conclusion that the decoration package the lady provided needs your assessment?

Stingy moro.n UK based my foot What exactly are you suffering from? Making such statement definitely tells me you are suffering from mediocrity and trying to drag the whole Nigeria into your act of doing "unscrupulous things" is so shameful.

The TRUTH is majority of Nigeria "Artisan Workers" that's what I would like to refer to them as are not professionals and do not strive for excellence; they have been caught up in the mad race of making money at even the lowest of their performance without remorse. Well Happy Married Life and I concur 100% to your idea of review, it helps a lot.

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Na which one be security door again, I thought all doors are security devices, or do we have non security doors?

missinU247: sisters or step sisters. the girls are complete africans while nadia is half african. just pointing out.

Na wetin you dey point out? say you Parents waste school fees on you? Half Sister no be type of Sister? If the ops say e no wan dey specific because e no dey sure na crime? Mother inlaw, Father inlaw, Sister inlaw or brother inlaw can't be referred to as inlaw with you pointing out?

Civil Defence suspends Lagos State Commandant over “My Oga at the top” commentBy Feyi Afisunlu on March 16, 2013 Tweet Pin It Tweet
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Information reaching DailyPost clearly indicates that the Lagos State Commandant of the Nigerian Security and Civil Defence Corps, NSCDC, Mr Obafaiye Shem, has been suspended.

His suspension comes on the heels of his now famous “my oga at the top” comment which went viral after his embarrassing ordeal at the Channels Television breakfast programme – Sunrise Daily.

Source:http://dailypost.com.ng/2013/03/16/civil-defence-suspends-lagos-state-commandant-over-my-oga-at-the-top-comment/

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HAIL MARY.............
....... blessed is the fruit of thy womb JESUS..........

Was that not part of the speech??

Let's take what our daddy is taking jor.........

chiover: Nice write-up sir, but my own boss always abuse someone even when your workingout your spheres. I'v not been seeing eye to eye with him for 3wks now. You can never satisfy the Indian ape am working.

Your Boss, Indian Ape??... Tells a lot about your satisfying attitude..... An ape cannot boss an elephant or a lion, it will boss lesser apes of it kind...... Never blame the other man; it's all in your hands.... Follow the tips and generate your inner power of excitement

SMOKING WEED / DRINKING ALCOHOL does not ruin your life, that's all on you. If you can't manage both and having a successful life, that's your problem. Keeping Alcohol in your house has nothing to do with spirits, IT'S ALL ABOUT CONTROL, it's the same as keeping guns in the house or having about 10 beautiful single ladies (that are not your relatives)staying in your house. It's just a matter of you having a control of whoelse is in the house and who can get access or abuse these materials.....

991: Fake hair
Fake eye lash
Fake lips
Fake bosoms
Fake height
Fake complexion
Fake age
Fake smile
Nice dress though!

REAL SWEAT THOUGH!!!! Those are not fake...

dridowu: Kiss can be defined as touch with the lips..................................................So where is the KISSING pics ?

Keep looking at the pics and exercise a little more patience, the lips go touch...Monkey..

Theblessed: People, don't be deceived by these witches/wizards and their evil coven - be warned!

This is an occult material and has been going around for too long in Europe.

Used by occults who have penetrated the Church/Ministries in order to con money off people and recruit new members.

Please be warned - some who call themselves men of god have been using this picture/image to con people off money in the Uk - I know that image as I have been a victim of their con and lies and now, smarter than a button, so be warned!

It's about occultism (evil powers) and following their instructions, you could be initiated/hooked up into what you'd never understand, as these evil people are every where looking for opportunity and new members to be recruited, be warned!

Don't let your curiosity get a better hold of you!

BONDAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Girl get out of the circle and have a broder perspective......

hagma37@yahoo.com:

Na so una go dey purelise science,reflect and deflect. Analize and elaborate but it will never come first from naija. Simple but hard to create by naija. I dont see anything creative from naija. After one small white boy develop/create something na den you go see our scientist analyzing and saying THIS IS JUST COMON SENSE.

Bros... I never said it's COMMON SENSE, as an Engineer as someone in the Science world, I only said it's not a spiritual or mystical or something you cannot explain... of course you and I know say...Nigeria no get that kind resources for things like this... but that one no go make me tell you say na science.....Abi you want make I be like the old african generation when say na white witch to talk on phone, send data across continents within seconds etc... In Nigeria we don't have that kind of platform / resources to go into research, we are consumers.... Abi you fit dedicate 5 - 10 yrs of your life for any research? Who go feed your family......? Abeg put me for ground...

pawpawguy:


Aboki, no be only Jesus you see....mtscheeeew

Hei don't get it twisted; when we said we saw Jesus, it has nothing to do with the real Jesus, the PICTURE OF JESUS CHRIST as shown in various media...Of course we all know there was no proven documented photograph... so don't we are idiots...attached picture is a sample of what you may see......

Sisi_Kill: Where's everyone seeing Jesus. . .me I only see two hearts oh.

Does. . .does that mean I am going to hell?

Sisi Kill you can't see Jesus...you sins are much....lol.....If I be Pastor, I for don open shop for your head...just concentrat on the 4 dots for not less than 45 secs, then spend about 5 secs gazing at a plain wall (in darkness) will be very effective.

I saw the picture of the Jesus in a ball or something......But this is purely science.....optic rays.....reflection and defraction, expansion and contraction of your lens for 45 seconds.. and trying to go to normal for 5 seconds..after that...everything goes normal......you can program the picture you are looking at changing the dark and light portions to give you some other things...like a mountain, dog, house or anything..... Good one at poster

musKeeto: Wheeling? Lol..
The angels didn't have better equipment.. Story story or igbo

Rip..

Imagination from the Bible book story of Elijah and Elisha, the wheeling came from that Jehovah's Witness Children Story book, that had pictures, all maybe the new living bible that has pictures....lol..

Olidamotors:
Odafe you are quite a disappointment, because I thought you were a reasonable and a God fearing person that was why I chose to sell you out of three other people who wanted to inspect and pay for the car yesterday.

Who are you deceiving, look at the time when you were posting 850k here was last night at 10pm, The timing on the system doesnt lie. If you knew that you didnt want to buy the car anymore, why not say it, instead of allowing us to come down with the car to Lekki and maybe giving a silly excuse. If the car been impounded or held it would have been our loss, all with you knowing that you didnt want to buy the car. That is the type of heartlessness that explains why the most Nigerians are suffering and the country is in shambles.

Your brother had already inspected the car, the right thing to do is make payment or an advance and then asked the car to be brought to you. No intelligent tokunbo car seller will carry their car around lagos or anywhere else for a client who has not made any payment.


I think intelligent people will look at this and see who has been wronged. You are not the only one who is doing this, there are many people here on nairaland that are going around and asking people to bring cars or dangerously commit themselves, although the buyer knows that they dont have the money or they are not interested in the car.

If you are a fraction of what you post or the image you project here on nairaland, you wouldnt have behaved in such an terrible way. No God fearing person would do this.

And don't worry my car would be sold, ASAP...Desist from your ways, Odafe Victor!

Noted!

Femak Auto: Well from all that you stated above, it sounds like both the buyer and seller are disgruntled. My advice to you is, every car has a buyer and dont worry too much if he turn down the deal. Goodluck on your sale bro

Femak Autos, I respected your opinion, but I don't see what will make be to be dissatisfied? I have done my part, they could not do their part, When My Brother call that they would not coming this morning again, I told him I will find others simply. That's when I put up 850 here and later called you to even offer 870 / 880. You where firm at your 900. The only thing was how to now get my brother to go to surulere or where you said you were. Men , Happy Selling and Buying to all.

Femak Auto: Well from all that you stated above, it sounds like both the buyer and seller are disgruntled. My advice to you is, every car has a buyer and dont worry too much if he turn down the deal. Goodluck on your sale bro

Femak Autos, I respected your opinion, but I don't see what will make be to be dissatisfied? I have done my part, they could not do their part, When My Brother call that they would not coming this morning again, I told him I will find others simply. That's when I put up 850 here and later called you to even offer 870 / 880. You where firm at your 900. The only thing was how to now get my brother to go to surulere or where you said you were. Men , Happy Selljgn and Buying to all.