lmao, i detect dt u r a manutd fan like me, nice one

dante300:

I wasn't drunk when I clearly wrote every evening....when she is with me in her 4lines are consistently active like cr7 but when she returns to school her line is inconsistent like memphis depay.

LMAO TRUE TALK (NOT MTN)

ehix89:
fill up tank wen fuel is #140 per litre, I will return jzt d way I met it jare

BEST THREAD IVE SEEN IN WEEKS

lmao, when bae is a branch manager, OR THE JAMES BOND ONE HAD ME IN STITCHES ;Dlmao, when bae is a branch manager, OR THE JAMES BOND ONE HAD ME IN STITCHES

[u r so on point sir, I work as a customer service rep too and I knw how it feels when pple start shouting n won't even listen to u so dt u can educate dem, quite frustrating, dia r 2sides to a story, it's very possible to recharge an unreg line and sub on it but u myt be unable to use it, all I knw is dia culd av been some clauses dt d OP was told but never mentioned. No customer service rep is allowed to be rude(ive colleagues dt av lost dia job via dt means) so it's not sumfn we joke with pls! quote author=martyns303 post=42951594]This guy hasn't told the entire truth, he gave the event of what happened in his favour. The first to complain is always regarded as the truth until the second party counters him.

It's garbage in garbage out, with the way you are ranting here, one can only imagine how you would have acted at their office, "customer should be treated with more respect" it's not a justification for you to act rudely and expect a yea sir.

With your precious data, you must have gone their barking without trying to be rational. I have a friend who called MTN to complain how they are deducting his credit, he was just yelling at the customer care agent, from the response of the agent, u could tell she is pissed but managing to maintain her cool. I took the phone from him and apologized, then I asked her to check if there are subscriptions that are deducting airtime and to opt out, turns out dude subscribed to callertunze and a lot of stuffs.

Approach is everything. So bros tell us what really happened from the angle of a bystander.[/quote]

Lmao that's Smart thinking objectively

whirlwind7:
Not supporting or condemning your doing a quickie with a stranger, however the only part of the narrative I think ridiculous is this:

The only person i finally told the true of what transpired was a man of God; whom after praying, disclosed to me that the strange girl has a jealous spiritual husband who is a serpent. So the snake that bit me wasn't ordinary.

Trust me, even if you were not bitten by a snake, and you confess this escapade to your MOG someday, he will probably still tell you that the lady was a spirit, or some bullshyte.

Sex is sex, be it at home, work, on the road, in the bush, in your car, on your roof....The only difference here is you invaded a reptile's privacy, and it struck back at you. You were in a village, bushes everywhere, and snakes hide in bushes, and it was night too...

If you guys had been in a hotel room in the city and a snake appeared to join up for a thre3some, I could have bought your pastor's tale.

Lmaooooooo

lofty900:
God: Fine girl, what are you doing here in the spirit world, are you not supposed to be in school?
Fine girl: Baba God, it's not my fault o. My jealous boyfriend sent me to this place.
God: Ur boyfriend? Why?
Fine girl: He said that I was cheating on him. I don't know his wahala o
God: But did u cheat?
Fine girl:
God: Oya go and join the queue and wait for judgment day
Fine girl: Baba God ah swear, if you send me go back to Earth, I no go cheat again, I go focus on my studies, I go graduate with first class
God: Shoro Niyen?

Larryfly:
My brother dont mind all these comments. Pls you are a graduate dont belittle yourself. What will your friends and coursemates say if they see you in jevinik?
It ll be a shame!!!!
Keep applying to banks and to oil companies, one day your prayers will be answered.
Lmfaoooooo hilarious





Pls help me with your aunt's number. I m not a graduate but I have finished University and served. Thanks

hilarious

geedimple:
pls I want to download both songs I need d link plsssss

mp3skull.com, search for it

firstclazz34:
Ok Timi came out first and i was blown away, but when i heard Dare's i said WTF, with tears running down my eyes i go with Dare, had the song on replay since

u captured my predicament in a few word

Rowlandjude:
Sorry oo, don't know why I popy for Today's Match. . Really happy for Man U.

up manutd pardi, martial and Degea made my Sunday

IamLEGEND1:
cool story bro

changed mah life.

#ButItNeedsMoreAliensAndDinosaurs

lmao ika

It is really painful, just Cuz of d new season I subbed from d ist of Aug on d new 9450 compact plus to enjoy ss3ni which airs most Epl matches only to be shocked to see all matches moved to ss5 without notice, mind u ss5 is d only sport station u can't get on compact plus meaning it was a deliberate effort to make sure only premium (13980) subscribers enjoy d Epl, secondly d customer care lines all went dead. I'm def storming dia office 2mao if it's possible to add more money to d one I've paid so dt I can at least enjoy my money ds month and by next month,i go sabi say na viewing centre sure pass. It is really heart breaking. Ds monopoly of DSTV is killing. No prior notice, no human feelings, the higher authorities had better see to ds!

georgee:
This is the begining of the end for DSTV in Nigeria. Moving all EPL matches from SS3 to SS5. I have been trying to call and blast their customer service since morning, number didnt go tru. If this nonsense is not reversed before this month end. I will throw away my DSTV decoder and buy Startimes. U fools increased the fee from 7K+ to 9K+ and still moved the matches to SS5 only for premium subscribers to watch. I am so so pissed off now. Like i said, whoever advised u guys on this is ur greatest enemy.. U ar finished in Nigeria. Nonsense. Reverse this nonsense or am out for good this month end.. am gonna buy consat..Consat will bid alongside dstv for the 2016/2017 EPL rights..

Lmfao

Taylor86:
To be honest with u

if u've never experienced heartbreak b4 just dnt jump into blames

what d dude did wasn't d best though but sincerely speaking

things like this mk some men end up being players or even unfaithful wen it comes to women

Girls are very heartless, dey easily 4get d good times, d play, d sex and moaning, d parties u guys go together, d pet names and everything

jeez....

just recovering from a heartbreak dnt wanna go down memory lane

NB: d most painful part of this is wen u remember how ur bae moan and call u daddy fuc.k me hard

u then realize same will b given to another man u go faint

inshort mk i follow d man drink my own 100 litres of " e dey kill mosquito, e dey kill coacroach "

IN ARREARS

Exactly she's not being objective ere, she has beef wiv freeze simple as ABC

misssclassy:


You sound like you have a beef with freeze. Your comment seems born of hate, that of logic or reason.

Of course, there are two sides of every story, but and I have been following proceeding on their divorce since it happened, and never for once did the wife say freeze hit her.

I know freeze can be an asss most of the time, especially on radio and on social media, but I believe he is being truthful here.

I don't see anything wrong with what he posted on twitter. Not every man would have the courage to post this on social media. And with freeze's on air personality, no one would believe he would do such or that he even went through such, but yet, he still came out and told this to the whole world.

Awon olosho lo fun e loro sor

12month:
Am single for now so I don't experience this 5 crap... work hard, get laid whenever u want

Too much sense bra. Dts it dialogue lo ley shey

JoeCutie:
Rubbish!

When she does all these things, go back to the drawing board, sit down with her, find out what the both of you ain't doing right (again) and talk things over...that's if you still want her. Not just sit there like a coward and conclude that you've expired in her life. I think that many people underestimate the power of dialogue. Talk with your partner regularly, it helps.

deywarley:
What a painful way to die but then something should be done about that Ogbomoso road, it's very narrow and trailers are always passing through it. I remember when I was serving there i almost got crushed by a tanker but Godwin.

I served @ ogbomoso too, dt road is crap, from d banks road to alata supermarket to taki, all na rubbish

I love burna's music doe, I'm a fan of his. Keep the good work bro, you will soon be recognised and ur success will speak for you.

Lmao, get out of my head bro. Thought I was alone with that thought

Young03:
MONEY NO GO FIT THIS MAN SELF


he too ugly to become a rich man

Lmao nice analogy such a braniac

Gaborone:


And part of repentance is sometimes restitution, which in this case would involve opening up to your spouse.

You don't steal your neighbour's phone and ask God for forgiveness while holding on to it. You return it, and then, you and God can talk. Anything else won't fly.

Too much sense u made. God bless u

Gaborone:


I get your point, but the cure for such bias will never be lying.

I believe every Nigerian woman knows there's a slim chance of such a marriage going on if she confesses; I also believe the knowledge of that should be one of the things that deters her from entertaining such indiscretion. If she chooses to do the crime(adultery), she should be ready to do the time (confessing and probably losing her home).

There's a proverb that goes, "He who decides to swallow a coconut, should first make sure he has a trustworthy anus". I believe it is instructive here.

Amen to dt, such an idiotic poster, he didn't knw he will be a dad too one day? Wat goes ard comes arnd

10inchesDk:
Just one prayer, I pray your son see you that useless ..... #SMH

**split on post

26 too easy

Lmao

LordMecuzy:
Bros your wife get sister? I'm interested

Bros ur eyes sharp gan oh lol[Roquote author=tpiadotcom post=33770954]

true that.

but I think she's Somali.

who is that scary looking guy in the background though.[/quote]

Sony merlot pls come and complete ur story o. I'm itcing. As an OAU alumnus dt came in 2008 n finished 12, July10 was and is always a historic day in OAU. RIP our fallen heroes, we shall never 4get u.

Wow

JesusDWay:
God just saved me that day. We were to write Physics 101 test the following day and i had planned reading in the school area and carry fresh brain into the test hall, didn't know what made me decide to leave for hostel around 9.30pm and went to sleep. Woke up later around 4.30 and was hearing gunshots, before that period we had been told they were trying to regroup around new buka and so, i started making mouth that - these cultists don't fear us again o....not knowing the gunshots was sounding from Awo Hall. Later, a room member was like if all of us can just rush them, they will run away. Nnext thing i heard was someone shouting - E Jade o! E jade o! Won ti pa Afrika o!(Come out, Come out, they have killed Afrika). Omo! See diving like we would enter under the bed. Some of my roomies were just shouting - Off the light! Off the light! Who wants to die . Next morning, i took off to Ibadan straight.....was hearing the rest on news...till we went back after some days. Even, aftershocks still came when some people will raise false alarm that they around again....see the way people will take off and one of my room mates got injured in the process. Mehn! Those were periods when Unionism was Unionism! No school like Ife

Lmao, serves the idiot right!

ndy4evame:
y would a man ask such questions n y would a woman answer such? I tot wen we get in2 a new relationship we drop d past n just move on! Nija men sha!

henhen we move on from our pasts even when u r infected with HIV? Ur past whether good or bad will always come into play with ur present, deal with it, dts why it's better to live a good life.

Lmao, hilarious article jare, d memes killed it. Don't get why peeps r Hating on d article, it was dope to me.