k...that one concern them.
I wont be surprised if I see 0-0

ok...kontinu

lol....u still dey drive? I don reach russia since

mascot87:
It shld b 8 yes ago. I wanted to buy phone @ computer village & I have 13k with me. As I was checking from one phone seller to another I hear one bro for my back saying "bros yeh, u wan buy phone?Come buy this music express phone na, very cheap & affordable with perfect functionality" Na so I carry my leg go meet d guy o.
I checked through d phone & it was working fine, I dialed some numbers & spoke with two to three people & it was awesome. I stylishly asked d guy what d fault of d phone is & he said no issues at all & that he needs money to buy another phone.
I priced d phone & he said 8k, I was like sho but as I sharp guy( I think I was ) I told him I can only pay 6.5k & at last he agreed. I remembered I have been scammed one time like that at oshodi where I bought a phone for 3.5k only for d guy to hand over a scrap to me & also called some guys to give me sweet slap to say d least so remembering that scenerio, I acted smartly this time(I think say I wise). I told d guy that I will hand over d cash to him after he hands over d phone to me on d bike & d bike will take off to avoid a recurrence of what I experienced at oshodi. He agreed & we called a random bike man.I climbed d bike, he gave me the phone & I gave him d money & zoom I instructed d bike man. After some distance, I looked back & I saw d guy smiling so I smiled back & also waved him with my 32 teeths widely opened.Immediately I got to d bus stop at Ikeja under bridge, I entered sango bus direct & I was happy I now have a gd phone for just 6.5k. All this while I did not check d phone I was holding not until I got to iyana ipaja where I feel it is safe to check d phone.
I press d end call button but no light showed up so I was thinking it must have been switched off by d guy. So as I pressed switched on button, I noticed one white object popping out & I was like what is this? I smelled it cos it stained my hand & I found out that it is fufu. I opened d phone & saw how fufu was packaged as phone for me. The man for my side just dey look me dey laugh. I no fit talk self, I just jejely put am for my pocket dey go house. Na so them take sell fufu for me for 6.5k

lol...... best story ever!!

ok.....I think that of wizkid is better

lol.... we have to be positive for him especially considering the fact that the rate of rejection is really low, as long as his documents are genuine, he has nothing to fear. O.P hope ur documents are genuine

Chydon47:
please what are the possible interview questions at the Chinese embassy for Nigeria student I just got admission and my admission letter and jw202 form has been sent to me please advice me on how to procced from here and my sponsor statement of acct is a savings acct pls am going to book my appointment next week

As long as u have gotten d admission and they have sent u d Jw202 form, just relax u will get d visa , forget abt d questions u will be asked. U may not even be asked anything.

In China, we have a traditional Chinese calendar which is quite different from the one commonly used around the world. It is particular termed the “Huang calendar”. If you are curious about the items stated in this calendar what they mean and how this calendar is being read then this article is right for you..

1. 12 Zodiac Animals
According to the Chinese calendar, each year is represented with an animal, the 12 animals are in this order, Rat, Ox, Tiger, Rabbit, Dragon, Snake, Horse, Goat, Monkey, Rooster, Dog and Pig. The Chinese use these 12 animals to name the year and this system runs as a cycle. For example, the year 2016 is the year of the monkey and in the next 12 years, the year of the monkey will also be celebrated. In the month of February, China is going to celebrate the year of Monkey and it is also the time for the Spring Festival, the most vital day around the year in Chinese customs.
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2. Do’s and Don’ts
Every single day is labeled with certain things that are suitable to do or should be avoided. For example, if people want to pick up a lucky date to host a wedding, to move to a new house or to hold a prayer ceremony, they will refer to the calendar to see which days are best for those activities and which days are bad to carry out these activities. Over the years, the origination of this arrangement( do’s and don’ts) on the calendar can hardly be traced and no one actually cares anymore, they just follow the rules and refer to the calendar to choose that special day whenever they plan to carry out or participate in a special activity. Read more http://www.getchinesetic.com

Naija, abeg why una no dey love like dis?

#team foreign wife#

VampireeM:
Trey Songz is so down to earth and reeks of pure sexiness! I love all his songs, so romantic and seductive ...

my dear how did u get to know that trey songz was down to earth?

mysticgal:
I'd scream and run. Ha am allergic to snails

why do I feel like u are allergic to all animals that don't look cute?

charlsecy:

How about a person who has normal weight, or a slim person, but whose belly is big? How could such a person burn just belly fat without becoming (unhealthily) slimmer?

my brother stop drinking beer, no dey disfigure ya self with excess alcohol. why not take red wine instead in moderate quantity
Also, cut down on red meat. Exercise regularly too.
Eat less quantity of food, if u take two plates of garri at a sitting reduce it to one plate, dat tin dey affect badly


Try as much as possible to avoid late night snack, its not heathy

Drink water every morning to clear ur bowels on flush out unnecessary toxins that might have accumulated d previous day so that u can easily pass out those heavy faeces that makes d tommy look big

ikechukwu354:
for elephant Oloshi

hahahahha...u harsh o

Uncle fashanu na my grandpa age mate o, which one be 53?

starG7:
and what will happen )

u know na

its just a matter of time, just give me 5 yrs!

marlockj:


Cuz you are over age

Hahaha....small Children of nowadays, shouldn't u be watching tom and jerry?

there is nothing funny about this pinshure!

estherdim:
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Are you a talented weeper?
Do you know how to cry?
This is an opportunity for
You to cry your way into good money
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We are looking for people who can cry in other peoples burial ceremonies.
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For normal crying - N5000
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For crying and singing - N7500
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For crying and scattering things - 10,000
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For Crying and rolling on the floor - N12,500
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For crying and swearing -
N15,000
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For crying and threatening to jump into the grave -
N18,000
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For crying and jumping into the grave - N20,000
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For crying and jumping into the grave and grabbing the coffin - N25,000
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For crying and entering into the coffin - N30,000
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For crying, entering the coffin and be buried - N50,
000
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FOR MORE INFO CONTACT
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#pray for Nigeria


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Hahaha...I literally laughed into tears!

my dear , get him arrested and charge him for gold digging, its quite obvious why he doesn't want to leave and I guess u know too so why u dey ask us na? Any guy that is not bothered when u cheat on him is either seeing someone else, he doesn't love u, he is a gold digger ( as is the case of yakub)

Interesting.... these pictures are as old as man!

The aviation industry needs to be looked into, laws need to be reviewed, pple need to be sacked, Nowadays, the rate at which top officials toil with human lives is alarming!

Jesuspikin77:
I NEED BOTH THE 5K AND THE JOB

I have always known u to be a greedy Nigerian!

its true, I was there.
but come to think of it, why is it that after tonnes of research ,there is still no cure for HIV?

vizkiz:
now this is funny

Christian sex will be so Boring ehn. No different styles and experimentations

Pastor: oh, baby your pussay is so sweet, can you turn around let me work you from behind. I wanna suck your pussay till you cum on my face. Yeaaahhhhh, do you like that? Oh my, your boobs keeps looking fresh and succulent each day... Come baby, come and sit on my dick

Pastor 's wife: ha! Daddy, the devil is at work here!!!!!!

hahahahaha...e be like say ur popsy na pastor, abi na u be the pastor, this is really evidence at work!

osabiya16:
indeed I am

in that case, congratulations bro, e no easy

osabiya16:
Nysc: Have been posted to ogun state




I need 100 likes

you are not serious

wow, interesting, na only that church dey jos?

SmooshCHN:
thank you so much

you are welcome

SmooshCHN:
是的

现在我没有但是你会下载HSK三级材料在这儿： http://www.chinaeducenter.com/download/hsklevel3_mock.zip
这个是生词 http://www.chinaeducenter.com/download/hsklevel3_outline_vocabulary.zip

SmooshCHN:
你坏蛋 。。

我必须说，你们的说汉语和写汉子有料。 。我也是学。在四川学习西医。。我很高兴认识你。你们写作了汉语考试三吗？我想写，还没有准备好。do you have materials to help? Thanks

是不是HSK三级考试？

O.P are u an old man? how u take get these pictures