Phate07:

[b]
Some cool Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines guaranteed to put a magical spell on her. (Only for magical folks pls )

We may not be in
Professor Flitwick's class,
but you still are charming.

I don't have an invisibility
cloak but do you think
tonight I can visit your
restricted section?


I want to get my basilisk
into your chamber of
secrets.

My love for you burns like
a dying phoenix.

You know, Hagrid's not
the only giant on campus.


Do you think you could
take on a mountain troll in
the bathroom like
Hermione did? Would you
be ready in five minutes?

Wanna make some magic
together? My wand is at
the ready.


If you were a quaffle and
I was a chaser during a
quidditch match, I'd score
with you.

I must have had some
Felix Felicis because I think
I'm about to get lucky.

Without you I feel like I'm
in Azkaban and dementors
are sucking away my soul.

You know, the Sorting Hat
placed me in Gryffindor. I
think it's because like
Godric Gryffindor himself,
I too have an impressive
sword.


Want to go to the Hog's
Head, if you know what I
mean?


Being without you is like
being under the Cruciatus
Curse.


Want to have a Tri-Wizards
Tournament? Well not
really "Tri-Wizard," I was
thinking more one wizard
and two witches.
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Phate07:

[b]
More for mi lady, tjskii.

If I was to look into the
Mirror of Erised, I would
see the two of us
together.

Do you know the
Petrificus Totalus spell?
Because you make me
stiff.


I'm not an Animagus but
sometimes I can be real
animal.


How about you and me go
look for the Room of
Requirement?

You know Platform 9 and
3/4? Well I know
something else with the
same exact
measurements.


A couple nights with me
and Moaning Myrtle will
have to get a new
nickname.



What do you say we
disapparate out of here.


Wanna practice making
what looks like a
mandrake.


You look like you'd be a
good Quidditch player.
Want to ride my
broomstick?


You know, when I said,
"Accio hottie," I didn't
expect it to work!

I know my name's not
Luna, but I sure know how
to Lovegood if you know
what I mean.


If I try hard enough, I
can get a really big
patronus. All I have to do
is think of happy things.


Will you be my horcrux
tonight, so l can give a
piece of my soul to you?
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Busy_body:


LOL, IDNOBLE no go kill me Na elenurazor be albino Thanks, really appreciate taking care of my bomboy, as a gesture of thanks to show my appreciation, tell ya family to bring a trailerload of cow and lace and yam and submit your application to be his wife, i will fasttrack you to the top of the list kia kia one time


Thank you jare Elrazur for taking my picture at the "correct" angle, right next to Chamosexy sad though you didn't upload the one where i was sitting on his laps





See they have all gone into hiding Buncha crminals


'@follypimpi


Don't mind those beefing you jare,  don't they see omo to gentle written all over your foin bwoy no pimples only dimples babyface


@Bluespice's and Nana's kablaaam and kabloooom and kabloooose


Yeparipa oh, ojigbijigbi Oluwami o : lawdamercy I have seen the 8th wonder of the World


@ Blacsta

We dey miss your thread-counting skills for that thread oh


@ Sagamite

You think you are slick ehn Running away before i could collect the money for the upkeep for our 19 children, na home you go meet me


@ Debosky and Jaybee

I got nothing but love and admiration for you, you guys are the epitome of grace, dignified gentlemen to boot, all the timetoo

@all

Twas nice meeting you all, and thanks for granting my pickin's request for sole exclusive use of the VIP room with all Nairaland girls wearing nothing but only thongs and bikini top for his viewing pleasure Idowuogbo, my pickin tell me say make i tell you ya blomblom was the softest and most succulent cushion out of all he rested his head on


Special thanks to Chamosexy, awww you looked so cute with my baby, i can you are gonna be a natural father, now to the most important matter - Is your cute sexy self single, cos i am

i'm going to have to meet the lil man again, id and nike were hugging him through out

follypimpi:

@Busybody

The child is MINE.See u and chamo in court.

All these with big big bobbys that can mke $14k disappear,i will tell the govt to increase the VAT fee on DD bras.Ki lo de,infact i want to start charging NL tax on em( the likes of nana,bluespice) please forward me your N.I # it's needed asap.

ElRazur:

What tale? That I gave a description of a fine chicka that caught my eye, or asking for debo to be banned for eating too much chicken platter? Which one? 

By the way, don't even be talking to me, o funmi ni attention rara at the meet. Remember that.

In the mean time, where is Bluespice?

no make folly hear u say that girl fine oh, na she be the black blonde, i agree with you tho, she was alright, awon ti nike, won wa alright 

meanwhile, i'm here

follypimpi:

Mo Gbe Democrazy Oo Democrazy,chie paparazzi.

mai fren calm down jare, was only documenting the 'events' of the day

Idowuogbo:

@deborah and alakori
thunder fire both of u , jealousy

somborri jealous , somborii jealous
someborri jealous bcus i get everlasting swagga

*singing*
somebody *cough* id *cough* jealous me,
somebody jealous me,
somebody jealous me
because. . .
abeg i'm too awesome jare u dont even need a reason to jealous me

don't jealous me, shett mehn!

Idowuogbo:

@alakorispicey
y are u shaking your backside up and down
are u suffering from blockage , from d pics i tink u have excreting malfuncions
useless child

ogbosky!
fimile, baby fimile!
mi o se mo baby fimile!
ani mi o se mo baby fimile
i no love u ahn ahn nau

folly no worries, if you were a 'cool cat' no shaking the pictures im looking at now tell a different story sha

Idowuogbo:

@redspice
u dis apoti eru , u are gingering deborah abi
useless fowl , no let me  fly kick u oo

follypimpi:

Haaa se liars,i didnt even mutter any word i was cool n calm

Yes now i was just sittin down jejelly.

debosky:

Idowuigbosmoker apologies ma  

the shaking pass tinkolo abeg, add wangolo, alanta, free madness and yahoozee to it.  

shots fired!!!!!