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Family / Re: Men, What Would You Do In This Situation? (snapshot) by bucho(m): 5:34am On Aug 25, 2015
Why would she buy the condom in the first place?. Is she now Society for Family Health?. It shows total lack of trust which breeds suspicion on my part instantly.How do I know she has not been buying and using some before then?. Or that the quantity she gave was all she bought/acquired?. That relationship is already doomed and the earlier either party signs out, the better for them.

*Notmyportionanyway* Much love all!.
Webmasters / Re: Nigeria Plans To Ban Pornographic Websites - Sambo Dasuki, NSA by bucho(m): 6:56pm On Jan 25, 2015
wirinet:
When National SECURITY advicer is more concerned about indecency sites and election postponements than Boko Haram, when the army finds it more important to call a press conference on Buhari's certificate than Boko Haram, then we are in serious trouble.



^^^ On point! Can't be better said.

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Politics / Re: Senate Passes Criminal Justice Bill, Confirms Nweze Supreme Court Justice by bucho(m): 4:48am On Sep 27, 2014
mainman7: While in power, appointments during OBJ's time reflected true federalism. igbos destroyed the good relationship btwn Obasanjo and Jonathan in order to fully captured his heart. They brainwashed Jonathan to start seeing OBJ as enemy. Now, we see the result of their evil plan, the height of nefarious greediness. 90% of big capital projects approved are for the east, 90% of federal appointments for the igbos, 90% Govt partnership funds goes to only igbo private sectors e.g. it was Govt fund and partnership that helped innoson ivm to upgrade and start assembling cars, now they talk as if na their papa money. igbos, where will this your greediness take u?!

Are u okay?.Pls do take a chill pill b4 u kill urself over nothing.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Marketing Executive In Megastar Resources by bucho(m): 8:36am On Sep 24, 2014
@ladybrown
Location pls
Religion / Re: Recording Of TB Joshua Talking To Journalists (Audio) by bucho(m): 11:16pm On Sep 20, 2014
striktlymi:


Lagos state Government move against him??

Is that the position??

You just gave us another reason to believe that he did not offer to bribe the journalists. If the Government are after him then he should be bribing the security operatives not the journalists. He made it very clear that he does not want to interfere with the investigation being conducted by the operatives.

Guy u're sweating oo..... Watch ur BP before u kill urself by urself

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Religion / Re: Afterlife Experience- Kkk Teen Reveals That Jesus Is Black by bucho(m): 11:00pm On Sep 20, 2014
lepasharon: This is satire right?

D source says otherwise. Check
Religion / Re: Why Are Roman-catholics Like This by bucho(m): 10:51pm On Sep 20, 2014
Thread for agents of money launderers and scammed private jet owners. *Runs out of thread*

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Religion / Re: Afterlife Experience- Kkk Teen Reveals That Jesus Is Black by bucho(m): 10:26pm On Sep 20, 2014
voltron: WTF! man. So why is the Blackman always the oppressed and the target of THE MAN

JESUS was oppressed too and targeted(though he failed) by THE MAN also
Religion / Afterlife Experience- Kkk Teen Reveals That Jesus Is Black by bucho(m): 10:14pm On Sep 20, 2014
ALABAMA – A young white Christian boy who briefly died on a surgeon’s operating table during a liver transplant this past weekend says he met Jesus Christ and he was Black.

Billy Landers, the son of a well-known KKK member in Mobile, Alabama, who was suffering from liver failure was technically dead for 10 minutes before being resuscitated. During that time the 13-year-old claims he visited the afterlife.

“It was all Blacks,” he told WKRG news after the ordeal. “There were a few white people, but they were just entertaining the black people, like playing basketball. There were lots of black angels watching them play basketball.” Landers said. “Jesus was also Black. “Jesus wasn’t white like Daddy says he is.”

“I asked my father ‘Why is Jesus a black?’ He couldn’t answer. I’d been taught that God and Jesus hated black people That God cursed them by turning their skin black. That they were ‘mud people.’”

Billy’s father said his son’s experience has not made him question white supremacy and an Anglo-Saxon Jesus.

“It’s kinda disturbing to me that he came back with stories of Blacks in Heaven,” he told reporters, “but clearly my son is suffering from some sort of schizophrenia or something. There’s no way Jesus is a Black I’m going to have my boy put on antipsychotics medications.” SOURCE: http://huzlers.com/racist-kkk-christian-teen-dies-10-minutes-comes-back-life-says-jesus-black/
Music/Radio / Sean "Puffy" Combs A.k.a Puff Daddy Arrested Over Tupac Shakur's Murder by bucho(m): 9:57pm On Sep 20, 2014
On Thursday, September 17th, 2014 the arrest of Sean “Puffy” Combs may have been undertaken by authorities for the 1996 murder of Tupac Shakur on the Las Vegas, Nevada Strip. Associates in Combs’ organization have indicated off-the-record that, yes, Sean Combs was in fact under arrest. This disclosure comes just days after the 18th anniversary of the so far unsolved murder of the mega-super

       In a press release with the date of September 16th, 2014, a spokesperson for the Las Vegas District Attorney’s office said that there has come sufficient evidence to make an arrest and to obtain conviction for the murder of Shakur in 1996. This most probably indicates that an arrest warrant has been issued.

       It has been reported widely by many of those supposedly in the know that, Orlando Anderson, a member of L. A. based South SIde Crips is the shooter in the Tupac case. Anderson, it is known, was beaten by Shakur and his Death Row associtates before the murderous shooting of Shakur on the Vegas Strip.

       It has been said numerous times in the 18 years since the Shakur murder that Sean Combs and associates used Anderson and the South SIde Crips for security purposes when visiting California. Also, Anderson, the investigation into Shakur’s death has noted, was seen at the Peterson Automotive Museum speaking with Combs and his associate Christopher “Biggie Smalls” Wallace hours before the slaying. The murder was supposedly ordered by Combs.

       A 2011 interview with Dexter Isaac found Isaac to admit that he was paid $2,500 by Combs to carry out a shooting in a robbery of Shakur at Quad Studios in New York. Isaac’s statements to police implicated Combs and Jimmy “Henchman” Rosemond in the plot to have Shakur murdered.

       In a reporter’s phone call to the New York D. A.’s office they were told that it could be neither confirmed, nor denied, that it was Combs whom had been taken into custody. However, they did indicate that Combs was ‘a person of interest’ in the case. A call to the Las Vegas D. A. gained the information that a suspect had been apprehended and that an arrest was to be soon expected. They would not confirm that it was Combs who had been taken into custody. SOURCE:http://huzlers.com/bad-boy-c-e-o-sean-puffy-combs-arrested-connection-murder-tupac-shakur/

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Celebrities / Re: "I Am Nigeria's Sexiest Man"- Benson Okonkwo by bucho(m): 5:09pm On Sep 20, 2014
ifyndy: coolPls dnt tel me dat his penis is located at d baack cos I can't c d MAN in him.

Bad girl!

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Forum Games / Re: Spot The Soldier If You Can by bucho(m): 8:26am On Mar 31, 2013
B1 is the answer.He's standing.
Crime / Re: Wife Poisons, Stabs Husband To Death Over Second Wife by bucho(m): 10:40pm On Mar 20, 2013
byvan: Another befitting price for infidelity!!!Cheaters beware.Stupid man,u no die well,RIP my fab behind mtchewww!!!


I pity any man that will marry you.That will be first class suicide.
Demon
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton - Trainee Engineers by bucho(m): 2:47pm On Mar 19, 2013
Just got the same mail, that I've not been choosen to move forward to their next selection process and blah blah blah.At least the wait is over.
Moving on!!!.
Nairaland / General / Re: Crazy But True Facts In The World by bucho(m): 11:48am On Mar 19, 2013
gbosaa:



Thats a very fake record...in 24hrs,there are 1440mins..within that time shes had 919 men,meaning each of the men spent less than 2mins.

What sort of men were those?the record must be either spurious or shes had 919 worms for dinner.

i know 5 nairalanders that,ll put her in her right place.



Since the Op never specified how the intimacy took place,have you considered that the lady in question could have taken the men three at a time.Gave one BL job while the other two sweat it out at the pussy and anus. grin grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton - Trainee Engineers by bucho(m): 8:36pm On Mar 18, 2013
Monday gone, and no invitation for interview.I take it that I didn't cross the hurdle.I'll also assume that nobody on NL was invited otherwise let the person update us.
The struggle continues!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton - Trainee Engineers by bucho(m): 5:14pm On Mar 17, 2013
osbaldo: I think i remember dt Halliburtn man sayin dt qualified candidates wil be contactd 4 d second stage by friday night. Dt means, there z no hope as i hav nt receivd any invite. Wel, am nt 2u surprisd cos d hurdle ws jst simply difficult 2 jump.

I heard the man say Friday night or Monday at the latest as the interview is scheduled to start Tuesday.
Be hopeful and positive bro!!! God can do it.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton - Trainee Engineers by bucho(m): 11:58pm On Mar 16, 2013
realbomax:
tanx for d info bro. Pls can u gist more abt d nature of d verbal reasoning,is it comprehension passage or antonym/synonym? I'd appreciate ur sincere response.

There are questions like:
1 four students A,B,C&grin.A&B understand Chinese,while C&grin understand Arabic.If everyone except B understands Esperanto.Who understands the least no of languages among them?.

2 Given the info above.Who understands two languages that are not Arabic?.

3 If A owns P car,B owns Q car,C owns R car.A owns S & T cars as well.C just bought a brand new U car.Who has the least no of cars?.

4 A messenger has 11 rubber bands, and gave Ada three.It was discovered that Ada now has twice the no the messenger has remaining.How many has Ada initially?.

5 A pole has a shadow 24ft long.Another pole of 3ft high has a shadow 4ft long.What is the height of the 1st pole if they are of the same proportion?.

These are the ones I can remember for now.And you can see how cheap the questions were.But people believe me when I tell you that 48 secs is not enough to read,understand and solve each question.

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Science/Technology / Re: Pygmy Sperm Whale Butchered On Lekki Beach by bucho(m): 7:47pm On Mar 15, 2013
y2kaustin: Why has these people tarnish our image abroad?when you travel abroad,and other Nationals.ones they know you are a Nigerian,they start avoiding you.why why why,or igbo brothers you see what you have done to us ehhn.i swear i will kill any of you i see here...

With this your grammar, I have no doubt you're an illegitimate migrant with no decent means of livelihood there.And you're blaming igbos because you just realized the venture you sought after is no longer as lucrative.Please repent of your ways so that the image of Nigeria you so mischievously desire to improve can be accomplished.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton - Trainee Engineers by bucho(m): 7:17pm On Mar 15, 2013
48 secs to read,understand and solve a question.These guys mean business.Though the questions were cheap,time was the enemy.
The questions included word problems and verbal/logical reasoning.As already suggested GMAT can be of great help.They changed format this year.
I'm hopeful all the same.Goodluck to everyone(awaiting invitees inclusive).

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Halliburton - Trainee Engineers by bucho(m): 11:23pm On Mar 12, 2013
I got an invitation too today.Date is 15/03/2013 being Friday at PH.The notice read that I'll be sent further mail as regards the specific venue and time before the test day.It was also indicated that the invitation is for the first batch(confirms they're processing it in batches).So if are not invited yet, be hopeful you'll soon get yours.I wish us all success.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Between Diamond Bank And GTB, Which Pays Higher by bucho(m): 11:07pm On Mar 12, 2013
Like I told you in the other thread,if pay package is your focus presently,take the Diamond offer otherwise go for GTB(ranks second in every other indices after FBN).Forget hearsay,I work with Diamond and we did a salary review middle of last year(after FBN did theirs),so we still top the chart for now.1st level(ET) takehome pay(consolidated) is 220k monthly.2nd level (BE) is 370k(consolidated) monthly.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Diamond Or Gtb, Which Is Better by bucho(m): 10:53pm On Mar 12, 2013
I work with Diamond Bank.And GTB is a step ahead in all indices except pay package.Can't say more than this.Go for GTB offer and thank me later.

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Politics / Re: Foreigners Own 80% Of Oil Blocks Not Northerners - Femi Falana by bucho(m): 2:44pm On Mar 11, 2013
[quote author=kbdrim]^^^^^^^^
Ibru, Igbinedion, Dan Etete (SS)
Abiola, Folawiyo, Adenuga (SW)
Mai Deribe(NE
Danjuma (NE Abi Middlebelt)
Udoji (SE)
Ado Bayero (NW)
How has the north more wells from the list given by Senator Enang and Akinosho
All these were Given during the Military Era. We have also heard ''rumours'' that Emeka Offor and orji Uzor Kalu all own Oil wells. Let us also know who were those given Oil wells under OBJ, Yaradua and GEJ
T Y DANJUMA is more of a middlebelter considering he is alwaiys in the forefront of middlebelt emancipation. For the sake of this argument. Many people would want to see him as a northerner which isn't true in the true sense of it

Please if you want to quote the senator, do that correctly.These names didn't appear in Enang's submissions.You're quoting a Nlder who posted a SUPPOSED STATEMENT from the ex-minister who initially allocated the blocks.Stop joining issues to confuse people.
Politics / Re: Foreigners Own 80% Of Oil Blocks Not Northerners - Femi Falana by bucho(m): 2:32pm On Mar 11, 2013
[quote author=stepone]

What Falana means is that Problems of this magnitude can't be solved from the top but from the base.

Enang is trying to solve oil problem from the top instead of the base.

I think there is need to list all oil block owners as stated by Falana, before proper attention should be given to Enang statement.

Why will the current FG renew at a very low price when there is a bid to pay times 10 of the same oil block?

Falana has some cases of oil block owned by Nigerians pending in court, which Enang did not include in his list.

What will common nigerian man benefit from oil block allocation? Instead benefit from dues payable by oil block owners.

These are key point Falana raised, trying to tell you there are more pressing problem in the oil block sector not oil block allocation is the issue.

And that to me, is distraction(might as well have been paid as somebody alleged).He ought to have addressed Enang's submissions before trying to confuse us with his revelation.
Politics / Re: Foreigners Own 80% Of Oil Blocks Not Northerners - Femi Falana by bucho(m): 2:19pm On Mar 11, 2013
[quote author=chingyjant][b]I respect Falana a lot infact i have in the past had a one on one chat with him during a Political programme a couple of years back in Abuja but on this one i still don't agree with him.Senator Ita Enang was able to list names but Falana is being stingy with the names.If Falana cannot list the Foreign firms that owns these oil blocks then he should shut the fuc.k up.I believe he is being used.The little knowledge i have about the oil blocks in Nigeria before last week revelation is that most Northerners were allocated the oil blocks and so many of them sold their license to foreign oil companies.A good example is Gen.TY Danjuma who sold his own a couple of years back and we all know he is a northerner.This means the Senator is in line with the truth but Falana is speaking on the premise of foreign firms presently owning these oil blocks after buying it from the Northerners.The disgruntled Lawyer is playing politics with this important issue which is very vital to the whole nation at large.Infact the President should revoke all the license and nationalise it and keep it in trust for the masses just as the late President Hugo Chavez of Venezuela did.Today they own the largest oil reserve in the world.Why can't Nigeria copy good things instead they are always found in the corridor of
evil.

Thank you my brother.You just said it all.Tired of reading posts from these HALFWITS on NL.
***goes back to work***.

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Career / Re: Job, Graduate Program Or Marriage? by bucho(m): 2:04pm On Dec 23, 2012
Honestly MyJWell & Virtue 11 made salient points.May be a short story of my life might be of help but at the end it still boils down to what u want.
I graduated with 2.1 in Geosciences and finished NYSC 2006, while searching 4 job I considered travelling 4 my MSc abroad and started saving towards that.'Unfortunately' I got a job with one of the top Nigerian banks as a marketer(core staff) in 2008.I thought I've landed a good job, thereby abandoning my overseas career adventure and actually planned on making a career in banking.My erstwhile girlfriend whom I've dated for 5 yrs then,started putting pressure on me to marry her(though she was yet to serve).So I had to pay for her bride price and perform some other preliminary rites in 2010.At this point also I was saddled with responsibilities from my immediate family members(being the first born) and relatives.My wife so to say, started demanding again that we make babies,but I had to refuse cos my salary barely takes care of my responsibilities then.
Sanusi assumed office as CBN boss and most people's nightmare began in the sector.To cut the long story short the recent wave of retrenchment saw me out of the bank Sept 2012.Now I'm faced with the option of traveling for further studies as getting job in the country now is hopeless with the collapse of the only sector that was recruiting massively(banking) and age limit requirements for most jobs.
So @Op my candid opinion is that you should go for your studies 1st and then every other thing will fall into place if you stay focused.The contract job you're guarding against is not even secured as long as it's in Naija,anything can happen.But in all u know what u want,give it your best shot.My story was just to guide or help u in taking ur decision.Best of luck.

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Politics / Re: Enugu Governor, Chime Is Dead - Punch by bucho(m): 10:52am On Dec 17, 2012
cyril83: NYBEN which way na...deck your worries or make you free the loot brother

Pally, this is a public forum remember?.No offence though if I misinterpreted your terminology.
Religion / Re: Is the Catholic Church the One And Only True Church? by bucho(m): 5:44am On Dec 10, 2012
@owhoede you just succeeded in quoting virtually all the Bible passages without making any logical sense as per the topic.You're quite crafty with your interpretations of the quoted passages,explaining them in ways that best suits whatever motive you had in posting this lenghty(and obviously not 'in tandem' with topic) write-up.Never had to read it all,it was very boring.

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