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Religion / Re: Our Ministers & Senators Are Dying Like Chickens by cbjonstage(m): 5:18pm On Apr 09, 2010
prayer sesssion was held at JAM mega festival in abuja. people prayed that all the bad eggs politician should die since no one makes any move to assasinate this bad politicians. we've heard news report about passing away of our officers either by ghastly motor accident or brief sickness. they are few at the moment. who knows who is NEXT ??
Romance / Re: Whats Ur Most Embarrassing Toasting Experience? by cbjonstage(m): 5:03pm On Apr 09, 2010
There is dis girl who came to do IT in d 2nd floor of ours, good-looking, naturally beautiful to satisfy your sight. i was deeply to have her around me, atleast to say that’s my girl. my visit to their office multiplied as a result of wat d eyez sees. my first day with her was just knowing ourselves and wat she came to do. IT, she reply. while I was with her discussing, a senior staff of hers bust out and said Ben, u’ve been visiting us this week more than u do. i knew wat she meant but pretend as if I didn’t  …she said again, Ben don’t tell me that u’re not here just because of this girl, the new IT staff. Everyone in d office began to laugh controllable even d one that calls me her husband, she felt i’ve gone deep with the other lady as a result of that. I COULDN’T BEAT THE SWEAT THAT PROFUSELY CAME TO MY FACE & UNDER MY ARMS, i just look like one that needs to see his doctor

Nothing serious btw us till date as a result of this development. I’m under examination till date
Religion / Our Ministers & Senators Are Dying Like Chickens by cbjonstage(m): 4:33pm On Apr 07, 2010
may be god is answering the prayer of the saints during jam mega festival, a friend recalled
Jokes Etc / Herbalist From Different States Paid Yar'adua Visit In Aso Villa by cbjonstage(m): 3:49pm On Apr 07, 2010
Some selected group of traditional herbalist from different states paid Yar'adua visit to perform ritual incantation. since the inception of visitors to Aso Rock has become NEWS. Soon you may hear that some group of NGOs visited Yar'adua too
grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal Fc [4 - 1]On Tue 6th April 2010 by cbjonstage(m): 4:07pm On Apr 06, 2010
chaprogram:

Barcelona played Manchester United in last years' final without key defenders like Dani Alves & Abidal to lift the trophy. Today this guy will show Arsenal the slogan of 7up. "The Difference is Clear"

WE'RE NOT MAN U,  there is diff btw SS2 and SS3. Have u ever seen where SS2 teams disgraced SS3 ? hahahahahaha

YES, WE CAN says Obama because he is a gunner !
Politics / Re: Breaking News- Yaradua Met Christian Leaders On Monday by cbjonstage(m): 3:51pm On Apr 06, 2010
IF THIS IS CONFIRMED. WE DON FINIS OHHHHHHHH

THEY SHOD BETA TRACK D FUCKING JOURNALIST THAT GIVES DIS REPORT
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Barcelona Vs Arsenal Fc [4 - 1]On Tue 6th April 2010 by cbjonstage(m): 3:44pm On Apr 06, 2010
all the bad belle of gunners will be disappointed today.

WATCH OUT FOR PART 2 - TO GOD BE THE GLORY (Nollywood) hahahahah
TV/Movies / Re: Some More Ways To Know You Are Watching A Nigerian Film by cbjonstage(m): 12:11pm On Mar 08, 2010
Have you ever noticed during d slide transition, sometin like this wit contact details

Starring >>>>>
Screen play >>>
Costume >>>

Director of Films
Chukwudi Afolabi (Eniyan Pataki)
040975927492 (chuksafos@hotmail.com)

bleeped UP  grin  shocked  lipsrsealed
Sports / Re: Bauchi Polytechnic Football Tournament - North-central Zone by cbjonstage(m): 7:54pm On Feb 23, 2010
the game is on-going now in bauchi town. unfortunately, my schedules in abuja halted my plans to bauchi.

meanwhile, thanks for ur correction, lols wink smiley
Sports / Bauchi Polytechnic Football Tournament - North-central Zone by cbjonstage(m): 7:59pm On Feb 18, 2010
I visited Sokoto sometime ago only to discover that there is Polytechnic Football Tournament going on at different zones in this country, some boys are just wasting their talent for fun of the game.

Next week is slated for Bauchi zone, i wonder how many football scouts/coaches are attending these games, these boyz add flavours to entertain fans who comes to watch them. pattern of liverpool, man-u and arsenal are kinds of skills you see in these boys.

The likes of siasia or victor ikpeba or even journalists can visit one of these places and see for themselve. WE HAVE TALENTED PLAYER WHICH HAVE NOT BEEN DISCOVERED YET.
Romance / Re: Guys: Have You Ever Cried Over A Girl by cbjonstage(m): 2:59pm On Feb 10, 2010
[size=14pt]i ve not seen a quality girl i shod cry out for , still searching[/size]
Romance / Re: Would You Attend An Ex's Wedding? by cbjonstage(m): 5:26pm On Feb 08, 2010
Not bad if i had to, as long as there is no hard feelings

Imeobong:

I will NOT but she's free to attend mine if she likes, so far its not for evil motive

PLEASE GROW UP
Computers / Re: Do You Use A Mouse With Your Laptop? by cbjonstage(m): 10:08am On Feb 05, 2010
for those who use touchpad on regular basis, i see them as novice + unprofessionals . HOT KEYS RULES for professionals grin cheesy wink

for me, mouse dont really come in handy at all times. its used when there r urgent works to do esp graphic and autocad design
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana [0 - 1] by cbjonstage(m): 5:26pm On Jan 28, 2010
NAIJA DO ALL THE PLAYING WHILE
GHANA-MUST-GO DO THE SHOTS ON GOAL
grin cheesy cry
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana [0 - 1] by cbjonstage(m): 5:22pm On Jan 28, 2010
ghana 1 - nigeria 0
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana [0 - 1] by cbjonstage(m): 5:19pm On Jan 28, 2010
BUFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGG WEBSITE

http://iraqgoals.net/5581-ghana-vs-nigeria-.html

STARTING LINE UP IS OKAY BY ME COS WE'RE MOUNTING THEM PRESSURE

BALL POSSESSION AT 16MINS PLAY IS 54% AS AGAINST 13%

9JA GO! GO!!
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana [0 - 1] by cbjonstage(m): 2:13pm On Jan 28, 2010
THIS IS ALL I CAN SAY NOW,

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Arsenal [0-0] Wednesday 27th January by cbjonstage(m): 5:45pm On Jan 26, 2010
i am rest assured what our young boyz gonna do 2morow, lols
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana [0 - 1] by cbjonstage(m): 2:20pm On Jan 26, 2010
super chicken will defeat Ghana if only they will sit up and play wat is expected of them, i ve no doubt about dat

mistake had been made by our chief coach for not including other local base players especially U-20 players
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ghana [0 - 1] by cbjonstage(m): 1:48pm On Jan 26, 2010
we go hear am as long as its against ghana on thursday
check wat he (Amodu) does for super chicken in his shrine. affirm dis please

Jobs/Vacancies / Search For A Job @ Media House by cbjonstage(m): 2:10pm On Jan 22, 2010
A buddy staying with me is depressed for not have gotten a job since last year. Pls anyone with a clue on where he work and practise what he read in school (Mass Comm) in Abuja ??

A link contacts will be appreciated, nairalanders, even if its tv, radio, prints media house

thanks
Crime / Re: My Target Was Pastor Chris - Lagos Bomber by cbjonstage(m): 2:17pm On Jan 08, 2010
am a fan of Chris Oyakilome ,  always in love wit his message on Believers World but am not really happy d manner in which d said branch of his church handled d transaction if its true.

i see it as a way of robbing people even their own members. my close-friend was a victim of one church here in abuja too (one of these new generation churches). the last report i got from him was dat they persuaded him to become a member of the church to make it more flexible to obtain his money, who knows wats next is in dia mind
these pple studies human mind just to eat and survive,  i pity the mugus. GOD WILL DELIVER US IN DIA HANDS
Politics / Re: At Last! Yaradua Talked To Nigerians! by cbjonstage(m): 1:51pm On Jan 08, 2010
FOR ME TO BELIEVE, I NID TO SEE HIM ON HIS SICK BED live FROM WHICH EVER HOSPITAL HE IS WITH OFFICIAL DELEGATES SENT FROM HERE
Politics / Re: Nigeria President Yar'adua 'should Be Declared Missing' by cbjonstage(m): 11:39am On Jan 05, 2010
Despite team officials (elder statesmen) sent to Saudi to verify d condition of our head of govt, their efforts yielded no result ! i dont think we ve a genuine and sincere govt,
there is something in dia sleeves, DORA and host of others are even silent on dis matter !

Her project "REBRANDING NIGERIA" is collapsing ooooooooooo. i dont think dat "Great people & Great Nation" gonna work in dis present administration cos we have bunch of criminals leading us at dis moment.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Pls Help: This Is It By Michael Jackson Poster. Which Software ? by cbjonstage(m): 4:40pm On Dec 31, 2009
10nx for ur responses fellas
Art, Graphics & Video / Pls Help: This Is It By Michael Jackson Poster. Which Software ? by cbjonstage(m): 2:18pm On Dec 30, 2009
Reading 4rm the above mentioned topic of MJ. i just wanna know d software package used to design d poster. its challenging to me, not only dat i am naive which program to use

Romance / Re: Men’s Relationship With Women by cbjonstage(m): 5:56pm On Dec 17, 2009
on behalf of d bobos, i'll appreciate your orientation article.
u outlined and made some point, which i felt u've never heard or seen how your fellow girls treated d men.
imagine a girl who vowed dat she'll has nothing to do wit single guyz (bachelors). isnt she an agent of satan by destroying God's ordained command ?
imagine a girl after enjoying special treatment (financial support etc) 4rm d fiance,  at d verge of disclosing d gud news to her, she turn-down your proposal with flimsy excuses, some do disappear and u can never see again, which indicates they didnt accept d marriage proposal. i know alot of men who has emotional disorder just becuase of dis while others have been buried by dis mother earth
Romance / Xtian Babes And Lukewarm Babes, Which Do U Prefer ? by cbjonstage(m): 1:04pm On Dec 16, 2009
xtian sisters makes relationship complicating (i.e. caging like bobos like me & u) than the lukewarm ones esp when d by-laws of d church is strict 2 d core. not that i dont like dating them but there is this close/regular monitoring and all sorts of acts they sometimes portray which sometimes pesters me

pls guyz kind use dis thread to educate d do's and dont's involve in it.
TV/Movies / Re: How Aesthetic Is Nollywood In the Use of Proverbs? by cbjonstage(m): 12:38pm On Dec 16, 2009
NiceHans:

answer to your first question:dismal. 2nd rarely. 3rd little extent. 4th they do not even use the english language well not to talk of proverbs but in their native films(igbo and yoruba) they excel in the use of proverbs.

native films u gat it and also NOTHING MORE OTHER THAN LOVE POEMS + COMPLIMENTS IN ENGRISH FILM grin  cheesy  shocked 
take a questionnaire to find out how many nigeria movie producers aged 50 / 60 / 70 . only when we ve old experienced pple like dis our movie industry will be of international standard
for me i will say, its been encouraged and not appreciated. POINT-BLANK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Romance / Re: How Many Of Us Can Boast Of A Faithful Relationship? by cbjonstage(m): 12:24pm On Dec 16, 2009
MY LIFESTYLES LOOKS SUSPENCIOUS TO MY BABE AT D MOMENT, WHEN D RIT TIME COMES AFTER SAYIN I DO , SHE'LL B SURPRISE DAT SHE MARRIED A FAITHFUL HUBBY COS MY PARENTS R GUD EXAMPLE
Sports / Re: No Compromise, AMODU WILL Remain Boss of SE - NFF by cbjonstage(m): 11:53am On Dec 16, 2009
Sagamite:

xtian chukwu ko, islamic chicken ni.

Useless coach.

UR RESPONSE GOES TO SHOW U ACCEPTED DAT AMODU POSITION REQUIRES FIELDING TECHNICAL HANDS EVEN IF XTIAN CHUKS WILL RUINED EVERYTHING, but i wonder d degree of uselessness of xtian chukwu u pointed here ?
Sports / Re: No Compromise, AMODU WILL Remain Boss of SE - NFF by cbjonstage(m): 1:47pm On Dec 11, 2009
LETS FORGET ABOUT WORLD-CLASS COACH OR COACHES WHO HAS BEST RECORDS AND CONCENTRATE ON WHAT IS AT STAKE.

I THINK NIGERIANS DOESNT NID ANY FOREIGN COACH AT D MOMENT, COS TIME IS NOT ON OUR SIDE. LETS MAKE USE OF WAT WE HAVE FOR THE FIRST TIME IN HISTORY AND SEE THE OUTCOME. XTIAN CHUKWU CAN BE INCLUDED IN D TECHNICAL TEAM

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