OLAADEGBU:


Who are you calling Christians, Obama?

No sir.

@OP, you meant surface-to-air missiles, right?

@SarkinYarkin, rocket launchers don't have recoil action.

Be careful what you wish for. Change (or is the Next Level?) has reached Abubakar.

Christians being blamed again for the misadventures of muslims.

1. Read in a foreign magazine years back. Man had suspicions about his daughter. Secret DNA test turned out negative. Confronted wife who didn't take kindly to the allegation. Wifey's DNA test also turned out negative. Hospital was contacted and birth records checked.

Outcome? The babies were switched at birth.

2. She claimed I was her baby's daddy. I neither accepted nor denied paternity until DNA confirmation. The intervening period was intermittently encompassed with pleadings, threats or both from baby mama. Had DNA test a couple of years later without baby mama's knowledge or consent.

Outcome? Zilch chance I was baby daddy. Cost of DNA test: <#100k. Reward of DNA test: priceless.

I get am before no be property.

When there is life, there is hope. The downfall of a man is not the end of his life.

BTW, if you are among those that chant "Dino good, Bubu bad," you need serious deliverance to remove the veil covering your eyes.

Look on the bright side @OP. Have you considered negotiating with dad for a pocket money raise? You could also engage in similar negotiation with aunty.


Thank me later for maintaining the peace in your family.

post=84996209:
This is unprecedented in the history of Nigeria...

You occasionally remind me of the sheep in George Orwell's "Animal Farm." Keep up the good work, hailing hailer!

Abeg is Bubu a derogatory name? I kinda like it.

A'uzubillahi!

Why such? If Bubu can govern 9ja from London why can't Kalu represent his constituents from Ikoyi Prison?

Meanwhile, jo soapy loading...

She could start with the Nairaland BMC crew. I wish they could experience the epiphany of Barcanista and Berem.

Why did @aishauju delete her/his account? What can we say about the myriads of women that sleep with others' husbands?

Atta boy! You just demonstrated that the majority (Igala) had their say while the minority (Ebira) had their way! Upper level loading for Kogites! Brace yourselves! The journey will be rough.

@OP
You were neither wrong nor harsh. The fact remains that there is no romance without finance. Good luck in your subsequent endeavours!

Meanwhile,

Lionpikin:
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maynation:
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Noblemarce:
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una cups go full one day

The guy looks terribly aged as is customary with presiding over the affairs of the US. Meanwhile, Bubu just dey fresh...

Could that be the Call of the River Nun?

seyiolami2016:

...In the Arabic Bible, God is called Allah. That is how God is called in Arabic language. Same way the Yoruba Bible calls God "Olorun..."

...Arabic is a language like English, like French, like German, like Spanish, like Hindi, like Yoruba, Hausa and Ibo. It is not a religion...

Is Allah also called "Olorun" in the Yoruba translation of the Qur'an?

Chai! What is this claptrap about Igala being the majority ethnic group in Kogi? Who will believe what we have seen? An Ebira governor changing his Igala deputy like underwear? Notin Akpan no go see for kitchen.

@OP

Sideburns is the word.

MDsambo:
What do you understand by this bulama's cartoon??

Lalasticlala Mynd44

The media is giving the public the (false?) impression that Fulani (herdsmen) are responsible for the murderous acts committed by others.

@OP
Resorts is the word, not results.

@OP
You are not European. Your poor grasp of English, poor spelling and style betray you. Get serious with your life.

Having witnessed and experienced change, BRF is now singing a different discordant tune.

Volksfuhrer:
Buhari is gem.

He was Minister of Petroleum in the seventies: he didn't arrange oil blocks for himself, not even a petrol station! The great self control he exercises in the face of humongous "temptation" to line his coffers with filthy lucre is just incredible!

Buhari isn't perfect, but Sai Baba is the best available to retire those crooks in the party called...yea, you know the name.

And that's why Yusuf Buhari was involved in an accident on a cheap Jincheng bike.

Bobrisky
Bisi Alimi
Kehinde Bademosi
Jide Macaulay
John Adewoye
Denrele...

All hail the shining lights from the sophisticated region

Ishilove:
So what happens to women who sleep with married men?

I too wonder - seeing that many lasses would go into relationships with married men without qualms! What is good for Greece should be good enough for Uganda.

ChrisMafian:

Ganduje didn't receive any bribe. The video is doctored.
Anyway this is what kano indigenes have to say.

Are those kids old enough to vote?

Baba One Chance has spoken

fk001:
Buhari is our one and only choice.



The best president Nigeria ever had.


Don't quote me


Thank you.

Sai Baba!!

And may your destiny be exactly as Nigeria has fared under Buhari's leadership!

Can I hear an amen?!