after lucifer fear women....smh ho's are always gonna be ho's

ur mates are sneaking cocaine across-the-boarder, ur here sneaking jedi into the cinema...can u see how ur village ppl av finally succeeded in soaking ur destiny in femented wheat

this one na human chewing gum

hahahahahahha...dis totally made ma day

Make dem hold una...na blood for una mouth

When my village ppl are not doing me

look @ a full fledged man....wif all the muscle wey u pack, u still dey fool urself like dis

;Dkogi jazz seriously @ work

hmmmm! I hope she still feel comfy wif dis heavy load when she 70 and can't walk

trust a bitch @ ur own peril...ur girlfriend is only urs when ur both on d same bed, after dah ma broda ur own ur own

JohnieWalker12:
I believe the super eagles die for this World Cup. Check out our jerseys for Russia 2018

is the d fine jersey dah wuld stop Messi from getting a hat-trick?

Christane:
why argentina lyk nigeria lyk dz na ...why dem no go let us rest ...i hope for d match messi no go play sha.

u need to add fasting ooo...cos even we dem escape Argentina, Croatia and Iceland no be beans oo

joke of the century

enemyofprogress:
I don start yahoo plus now

Dah one sef follow naa [color=#990000][/color]

Consequences of being jobless...it can result to anyfin
Can't believe I wasted my time on this. Mtcheew

Dis naa kpakpais matter

enemyofprogress:
Na second hand car self Mtcheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew

E be like say catarrh cover ur eyes... no go hustle

Stupidity @ it's peak

warris dis

nigeriancritic1:

COME AND MAKE FIRST CLASS IN BIOCHEMISTRY ANYWHERE IN NIGERIA. I HAD 2ND CLASS UPPER AFTER DOING ALL OF THE ABOVE!

I concur oo bros...biochemistry possess a big threat, more like the spartacus in life sciences

so donjazzy u fit show humility like this...even wif all ur baritone, all because of boobs and a** #chaii

timilehing:
Well, not all men lose their decency in front of pu§§¥

true talk

U want to show us yansh, buh refuse to show us ur K-leg...it's unfair ooo

that ass tho

timilehing:
It happened to me while in school, not that I broke up with my gf but this friend keeps looking for ways to get in line. This very day, she came to visit her friend in my hostel, she decided to stay late with her & later left her room saying it's late already that she can't sleep with her cos her friend's bf is around & she can't go to her place that night. Though I knew what she's up to but I played along. She started by undressing claiming she can't sleep with cloths on (but she can sleep with only bra & panty with a guy on the same bed). She was surprised I didn't even said anything to her big boo.bs or curvy hips, we went to bed but both disguising as sleeping. About an hour later, she starts her trouble, gently & softly still I played along & helped her to the mood she want but when it got to a place that she wants more than caressing, she was urging me to go in like that (full aboard) I use my last lifeline (I don't have con'dom at home & I'm even a virgin lol) I can't start nursing STDs at this stage. She got annoyed calling me different names but I didn't bulge. Though I see free punny in my front but I've decided not to give in. She tried times after times but I stand on my decision every other day. Don't ever give

clap for urself sir...Mr self disciplined
show me a guy dat wuld turn down punnani after caressing & i'd show u a toothless dog

;Dhmmmmm!!! dis one na kpakpais matter

savvy12:

And how did you know she ruined others home or u just concluded?
Maybe u are guilty of the same offence.
What the lady did is good.This should encourage our single girls to ignore married men that seek them out.
I tell them off on Facebook too. married men give me the creeps,no matter how rich u are.
Let condemn what is wrong and commend what is right.

it's a norm wif most single ladies, they rily don't care if he is married or not all they see is an atm machine to milk dry...buh I ain't in d position to judge tho, if she's been honest wif her claims not to mingle wif married men, kudos to her

still tryna figure out d shape of d head...i'd probably jez Google it before I give maself brain tumour

how about all the oda married men u'v ruined der homes...won't u show us screenshots also. abi na because dis one alert no heavy reach #hypocrites

so if he proposes verbally she won't get the message or wah.... money wey u for use find 2 sure odd for bet9ja na him u throway so ooo #papa love#

luckyz4rea:
The way Africans eat animals may have resulted in the extinction of more dead animals than the living ones.

The picture before the last makes it look like Koala, the animal that sleeps about 20 hours a day!

thats not a koala broh...dats a bush baby, koala's can't be found in africa

;Dthe frog team jocking everything....no homo's