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Phones / Re: What Phone Is Best For 170k Budget? by consultancy: 3:34pm On Jul 31, 2023
Heroicvic:
Look for a reputable uk phone vendor within your street

Tell him you need Samsung s10 plus (150k max)

Out of the remaining 20k, buy groceries, satchet sweetener, floating berries/brown crunchies 10k... Buy data 5k if you want to stay happy... And the remaining 5k should be kept as emergency funds incase the groceries latter worry you for belle 😂.... don't mention

They have a unique obsession with "brand new, Brand New Tecnos, Infinix, etc"

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Family / Re: Advice To A Father by consultancy: 11:10pm On Jul 13, 2023
Life abroad is different from life in Africa. Over there, husband and wife hustle nearly equally.

He doesn't have to sit ahome as a nanny to the child all year round. When the wife is at work, he stays with the child. When she returns, she takes over the babysitting, and he goes to his own work(most suitable, night shift)

It won't take him more than 2 months to find a job after he arrives the UK as a dependent
Celebrities / Re: If You Rush In, You Will Rush Out', Funke Akindele Advises Ladies On Marriage by consultancy: 7:53pm On Jul 12, 2023
Funke only used that young man to have kids, as age wasn't on her side anymore

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Politics / Re: Senate Begins Probe Into Oil Subsidy Payments In Buhari’s Government by consultancy: 6:21pm On Jul 12, 2023
Another waste of time and resources
Crime / Re: Nigerians Recount Their Terrible, Gruesome Experiences With Armed Robbers. by consultancy: 2:46pm On Jul 07, 2023
seborrhic:

If I say the story looks fake now,it wound sound like oversabi.
Red flags:He was handling a gun for the first time and could shoot accurately.
The guy didn't die and his colleagues scampered and throughout the rest of his years in school,the op was not touched.
No matter who you are and how well connected,there would be be one or two hardened members of the cultist group he shot that would plan something.To avoid suspicion,they usually invite members from other schools to carry out the revenge.But for him to sound like no one acted,sounds unlikely.
He also narrated he normally keeps a service pistol in 2013 when doing his night cab runs,while ostensibly still in school.How did he get it and what is the chance he hadn't been stopped and searched throughout the period, particularly since that 10pm-12mn is usually time when police teams on road blocks or patrol stop motorists and carry out searches.
The whole experiences were either fabricated,coined from a narration by someone else or leaving out some details.
leave that guy to his imaginations. I had a lot to say after reading the first stanza of his fable, but I chose to avoid a confrontation
Politics / Re: Tinubu signs bill raising High Court Judges retirement age to 70 by consultancy: 5:58pm On Jun 08, 2023
Nigeria is akin to the witch who eats her young in order to live more. It stifles the growth of the youth. Country for the ancestors

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Fashion / Re: Nigerian Lady Accosted By An Arab Man Over Her Choice Of Clothing In Dubai (vid) by consultancy: 3:53pm On May 20, 2023
Their Emirati ladies have theirs, which is black, and gown-like, with a veil. As the man said, this very white one is for men. But in all, he was friendly, there was no hostility as the topic suggests

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bournemouth Vs Manchester United (0 - 1) On 20th May 2023 by consultancy: 2:51pm On May 20, 2023
McBeee:
Line up please?!

Celebrities / Re: 12 Big Brother Naija Housemates That Are Now Nollywood Actors And Actresses by consultancy: 2:27pm On May 20, 2023
And where is Frodd Or it's only the OP who doesn't know Frodd is an actor? A good one at that
Politics / Re: This Is A New Nigeria, An Alliance Of North And South-West - Femi Fani-Kayode by consultancy: 5:17pm On Mar 30, 2023
Why is everyone surprised at his utterances? Kashim Shettima, APC VP candidate already said it in his leaked audio that the new Nigeria will be a coalition of the North and The South West. Produce in the North, Finish off and export in the West(Lagos), then share the money between the two regions. Yes, he was caught on record saying that.
Politics / Re: Toyin Abraham Reacts To 'Death News' After Declaring For Tinubu by consultancy: 5:06pm On Feb 11, 2023
Nobody threatened you madam. Stop deceiving yourself
Romance / Re: My (AS) Genotype. A Major Hindrance In Getting Married On Time. by consultancy: 11:07am On Feb 06, 2023
siofra:
Marry but don't have kids. You can adopt if you really want one.
what an advice. embarassed


Op, the world is a global village, there are hundreds, if not thousands of other women who are both AA and from your region. Look towards that area and take your eyes off any woman who is AS like you, to avoid unfathomable pains in the future

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Religion / Re: As A Christian What Will You Do If You Found This? by consultancy: 4:02pm On Feb 05, 2023
Taken it to your pastor with immediate effect
Politics / Re: Sonia, Ekweremadu's Daughter Loses Bid To Be Excused From Trial by consultancy: 9:59pm On Feb 04, 2023
loosecanon50:
May God help the Ekweremadus to survive this if they are innocent…else, òtiló
you should rather save those prayers for yourself to survive what these politicians have in stock for you. Prayer warrior

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Politics / Re: Woman Believes Obi Will Fix Nigeria, But Awa Lokan Should Go First. by consultancy: 4:47am On Jan 14, 2023
VaselineCrew:


Seriously?

Don’t you have any shame? Even a tiny amount?

Look at how the most populous black nation is, no light, no water, and all you can say is “sifia pain”?

I studied American history, and they used to refer to black people as half a man, not fully formed humans, and thus ineligible to vote.

Yet, people like you prove them right, that we are indeed sub-human.

Your country can’t give you electricy, water, security, and all you can do is perpetuate this status quo

No dreams, no ambition for you, you just want to remain where you are till death calls you.


1/2 a Man!

These Urchins are gone past redemption bro. They have bought and worn shamelessness as badges of honor. They have no future, as their lives start and end here on nairaland, fighting dirty over Emilokan who they know fully well has nothing to offer.

It begs reason why someone will see a man with capacity to make positive changes to the society, rather than give support to him, he runs after another who has gone past his prime and is already in decline, because of tribal differences, party affiliation or just outright dullness

For the politicians, we understand their loyalty lies with whoever assures them of their next meal. So they will give support to even the devil, if they will benefit directly from his government.

But for the average Nigerian, who suffers the insecurities, the lack of electricity, the poverty, the unemployment, worst of all, those who do not have any direct benefit from these guys in power apart from social amenities.

What exactly do you gain by struggling to install an incapacitated man there?

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Politics / Re: You’ve Lost Igbo Support Over 'Soaked Sliced Bread' Comment - SERG Tells Tinubu by consultancy: 10:04am On Jan 13, 2023
I don't even know where Tinubu gets his weird phrases from. "Soaked slice of bread" indeed

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Politics / Re: Lawmakers’ Planned ₦30.17bn Severance Packages Exceed RMAFC Provision – Punch by consultancy: 3:25am On Jan 09, 2023
chukadiho1:
This modest though but this politicians doesn't deserve gratuity n severance package. There pockets is loaded already, Just for a four years service.
I really get ashamed when i read comments from people like you. What is modest about this magnitude of waste from a set of people whose futures and those of their grand children haave already been secured with stolen funds? A country's collective wealth is being plundered and distributed to the same sets of people year in year out, and those who's futures are being stolen, people like you, sit behind their phones, in their one room apartments, analyzing and cheering them on. Keep cheering them, instead of rallying around and try to grasp power from their clutch

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Family / Re: Help In Choosing A Suitable Gift by consultancy: 12:32pm On Dec 29, 2022
Your 20k budget is small, so get a tailor to sew him 2 pairs of native wear. Anytime he wears them to church, he will always remember you

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Food / Re: Show Your Christmas✨ Cooking & What Meat You Are Using ✌️ by consultancy: 11:09am On Dec 25, 2022
silibaba:



I just put my own for hot water and remove feather, but it still refused to die. I don't like to shed blood so I refused to slit the throat. Should I put it inside stew like that? Help!!!!
This your chicken, meat plenty pass for the head than the Body oo
Car Talk / Re: NAICOM Increases Third-party Vehicle Insurance From N5000 To N15,000 by consultancy: 10:31am On Dec 25, 2022
Nigerians are actually magicians, i tell you. Over the years, prices of virtually every item, goods or services have tripled, even quadrupled. But salaries never increase, when they do, they only increase marginally. Yet we survive

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Romance / Re: Koromone Reveals How A Man Destroyed Their Friendship After He Kissed Her by consultancy: 10:16am On Dec 25, 2022
HomeTutorsPro:
Consent is important.
Agree before you touch, kiss, press, squeeze, suck, lick or thrust.

Sense is also important.
Dear single ladies,
Stop leeching on men in the name of "just friends". If you aren't ready to mingle, just steer clear!
Men who are not your brothers are 90% likely to eventually want to feel the warmth of the hole between your legs and jerk to its sweetness.
No man, I repeat, no man loves spending his money for nothing. Some men will spend money and still not ask you for dip.
They aren't nice. They are just cowards who are afraid of your usual "is it because of the money your spent" rubbish.
They don't want to be seen as "bad".
Real men enjoy being bad and you are likely going to meet a real man 8 out of 10 times.
If I'm taking you out, be ready to take it out and make it jerk.
Know this and know peace.
Merry Christmas to all the real men.
Keep balling!!
Brutal truth in it's most undiluted, but Vulgar form

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Politics / Re: Wike Shuts Down Atiku Campaign Office In Rivers by consultancy: 2:10am On Dec 25, 2022
Atiku e don red ooo!
Crime / Re: Judge Reveals How NDLEA Allegedly Concealed Assets Seized From Jailed Drug Baron by consultancy: 11:35am On Dec 10, 2022
Massive corruption in every sector. Nigeria is irredeemable
Politics / Re: No Nigerian For National Merit Award In 2022 As 32 Nominees Fail Exams by consultancy: 2:06am On Dec 01, 2022
Very shameful how one is grilled and drilled for a mere merit award, or job opening, while those gunning for top political positions in our country are just given a pat on the back and sent to the campaign ground. I believe these potential leaders are the ones supposed to be grilled back to back like this to know their manifestos and plans for the country
Romance / Re: Is He Under A Spell Or Charm? by consultancy: 4:29am On Nov 28, 2022
The op's wife is the bread winner, so he doesn't have the guts to question her sexual escapades. This is what you get when a woman cloths, feeds and houses you
Politics / Re: The Candidates: Tinubu Asks To Postpone Date by consultancy: 11:17pm On Nov 23, 2022
It's clear now as daylight that Tinubu has zero regards, respect and holds zero form of accountability to Nigerians. He wants to be smuggled to Aso Rock by hook and crook like a bag of rice smuggled from cotonou into Lagos. But we are watching, and I rest assure him, he will never smell that seat
Sports / Re: BBC Ignores World Cup Opening Ceremony In Favour Of Qatar Criticism by consultancy: 3:56pm On Nov 21, 2022
Golden111:
I was reading news as a visitor but i had to login to refute this misleading and derogatory comment.

This is a false analysis you probably draft from google. I won't say much but i pray you don't work as a construction worker in any gulf country.

If you know u know.

don't mind that guy. I was just reading him blab blindly and defend his ignorance. You will be lucky to get 2000 Qatari rial as an immigrant construction worker, not adding the abuse of worker rights, lack of insurance to cover for accidents or medicals and non provision of safety equipments. Or should we talk about the long hours they are made to work under the 40 degrees baking sunshine. Only one who doesn't know about the welfare of construction workers in UAE, Saudi, Qatar and Co, will come here to say they live or earn good

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Family / Re: Man Discovered He Is Not The Father Of His Children Through Wife's Chat by consultancy: 9:31am On Nov 15, 2022
UncleTJAY:
Na "how is my children..." and "your children is doing fine" funny me. English hard for them
same person wrote both. The chat is just a sham written by the same person to himself
Business / Re: The Best Way To Avoid Embarrassments From Loan apps by consultancy: 2:56pm On Oct 03, 2022
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Health / Re: Ghanaian Nurse Commits Suicide After She Was Heavily Teased By Her Friends by consultancy: 12:51pm On Jul 04, 2022
Commit suicide over stammering shocked. She never talk why she commit suicide
Computers / Re: What Valuable Digital Skill Can I Acquire With This Laptop? by consultancy: 1:51am On Jun 22, 2022
Shaiyz95:
Bro pls don't buy that laptop pls...its too dated...its HDD based,new gen laptops don't need DVD ROM and its only 4GB ram..leave all those upgrade ram things,this laptop will crash with ease..even backup power is just 2hrs...bro u have done well trying to get an online skill but please go to bang good,aliexpress and other cheaper Chinese platforms and u'll get very good alternatives but u go need top up small...pls u don't want to frustrate urself with that scrap...new gen HP,dell laptops r rili expensive but with these other Chinese based laptop producers (telecast,chiuwi,bmax etc) u can get more than half of (HP and dell) performance for way less price tag...they are all ssd based ,just take ur time abeg
you should also let him know that once they(China based laptops) develop a fault, it's done. Non repairable
Celebrities / Re: Kellyy Joins Nigerian Guy LIVE On Tiktok After Waiting For 10 Hours (Photos) by consultancy: 10:50am On Jun 12, 2022
70 years old man. If you were asked to stand just 2 hours on the queue to get you PVC, you will give excuses. Lazy Nigerian Youth

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