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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Chelsea: FA Cup (1 - 0) On 20th April 2024 by daewoorazer(m): 6:08pm On Apr 20
Chelsea wasted too many chances.

Jackson has been playing like an idiot, sluggish and wasteful.

Coordination has been poor at the front, how can they rely on counter-attack?

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Pets / Re: My Experience With Pet Parrots I Bought Today But Had To Give Them Away by daewoorazer(m): 7:25pm On Mar 14
First,
Change your the title from “pet parrot” to “wild parrot”.

Second,
Instinctively, that should be the reaction from any wild caught animal. If you want a pet and you do not have the patience to train the wild ones, you have to exclusively order trained parrots.

If na you, if kidnappers/bandits kidnap you from your neighborhood, would your response be to be their friend and comedian?

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Romance / Re: My Advice To Edimina About His UK Ordeal With Wife by daewoorazer(m): 1:50pm On Feb 28
Julibet:
Good advice but you didn't factor in the children. He said he did a discreet DNA and the kids belong to him.

I'm sure most commenters aren't married and I'm not too but trust me, when you become a responsible parent, your concerns become secondary, women know that you'll do anything for your kids and they'll surely use it against you.

He just need to figure out a way to balance his well-being (mental health) which is greatly affected and his kids.

You don't plan to take your kids to another country like that without their mum, e no make sense. Even if their mum cheats, the kids don't understand, they need the comfort of their mum. Make una calm down reason am well.


He doesn’t need to go with those kids right now, the kids will be alright there in the UK and when they are old enough, they will find him. If because of those kids, he decides to stay back, he might not live to see those kids when they turn 18 or worse still, be in jail by that time.
Romance / Re: My Advice To Edimina About His UK Ordeal With Wife by daewoorazer(m): 6:04am On Feb 28
Therock5555:
I don't know what you stand to gain by opening a new thread to advice someone who asked for advice on his own thread, so he should leave his thread to come follow your advice.

This is unnecessary Man.

I’m experienced in such matters and I know for sure my advice deserves greater visibility. There are many guys in Edimina’s shoes absolutely clueless on how to approach the problem.

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Romance / Re: My Advice To Edimina About His UK Ordeal With Wife by daewoorazer(m): 8:45pm On Feb 27
advanceDNA:

You said your aggressive text will serve as evidence in the event she opts for divorce...

What will the evidence do for him in the divorce proceedings in court??

If God forbid the judge in that case is a feminist and the wife claims you abuse her psychologically, that adds weight to her claims and the event of you paying huge child support

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Romance / Re: My Advice To Edimina About His UK Ordeal With Wife by daewoorazer(m): 8:36pm On Feb 27
advanceDNA:


So what's the function of the evidence?


Which evidence?

If you’re talking of other evidence of the dude talking about p*ni$, well 2 wrongs don’t make a right. That’s how law works. Judge wants to see that you made legal, unaggressive efforts.

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Romance / My Advice To Edimina About His UK Ordeal With Wife by daewoorazer(m): 8:24pm On Feb 27
See edimina post here:
https://www.nairaland.com/8013826/ordeal-uk-wife

1. You mentioned in your 2 posts on your profile that your woman have been a cheat right from when you both were still in Nigeria. You made no result-based intervention even though we both know that a cheat is always a cheat.

2. You had the effrontery to bring a woman you claimed as a cheat to the UK. What were you thinking? You brought this upon yourself and my friend, I have no pity for you.

3. What is happening at work is a case with psychology. There is an “order” amongst every species of animals. Amongst cockerels and hens, it is called the “pecking order”. The most outspoken cockerel, troublesome, fierce, confident cockerel gets to mount every hen in a circle. Even most of the hens in that circle is attracted to such cockerel. This is unfortunately the situation at your wife’s job. Can you do anything about this at your wife’s workplace? Nope! Your wife is meant for the streets, she will repeat this feat any in any space or organization she finds herself especially where there is the presence of an alpha male. Why? Because your wife is a beta female, absolutely lacking in confidence, she will do anything to feel among(that explains her use of makeup to feel among). The confidence she lacks in herself, she looks for in a confident male.

Chance that your wife won’t repeat these acts of hers is if there is no attractive, outspoken alpha male at that new job.

3. What can you do?
First thing is to make all your concerns known in a respectful way and document all of them. Do not ever sound aggressive. Keep the evidence with what you heard in the car with your wife and that dude.

4. Pay her no mind moving forward, appear unbothered whilst you look for every other avenue to move to another country.

5. Once you get the opportunity to move, move and never look back at her. She is gone, you can’t save her.

6. If you don’t heed to advice 4 and you continue to complain thinking you will gain control, you appear less of a man and she gets more attracted to the work dude. Also, your aggressive text will serve as evidence in the event she opts for divorce.

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Sports / Premiership Clubs Withdraw Gambling Sponsorship Off The Front Of Matchday Shirts by daewoorazer(m): 1:42pm On Apr 13, 2023
Clubs agree to withdraw gambling sponsorship from the front of their matchday shirts, the first UK sports league to do so.

Premier League clubs have today collectively agreed to withdraw gambling sponsorship from the front of clubs’ matchday shirts, becoming the first sports league in the UK to take such a measure voluntarily in order to reduce gambling advertising.

The announcement follows an extensive consultation involving the League, its clubs and the Department for Culture, Media and Sport as part of the Government’s ongoing review of current gambling legislation.

The Premier League is also working with other sports on the development of a new code for responsible gambling sponsorship.

To assist clubs with their transition away from shirt-front gambling sponsorship, the collective agreement will begin at the end of the 2025/26 season.

Source: https://www.premierleague.com/news/3147426?sf265870562=1

Politics / Tinubu UnSettled At The Manner He Was Introduced By The King of Gbaramatu by daewoorazer(m): 4:41am On Nov 29, 2022
The King was captured addressing the APC presidential candidate, but it seems it doesn’t go well with the controversial flag bearer judging from his body language. The transcribed message can be found below:

You have come to Gbaramotu kingdom to showcase, to show-face yourself that you are the APC presidential candidate.
Lalasticlala
Mynd44


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eeRQN4wNXqo
Politics / Re: Tinubu: I Don’t Read Social Media Anymore, They Abuse The Hell Out Of Me. by daewoorazer(m): 1:37pm On Nov 19, 2022
The OBIdients are moving massive grin
Politics / Tinubu: I Don’t Read Social Media Anymore, They Abuse The Hell Out Of Me. by daewoorazer(m): 1:37pm On Nov 19, 2022
Family / Re: My Wife Refused To Block The Guy She Cheated With by daewoorazer(m): 3:38am On Oct 11, 2022
To start with, “who raised you?”

1. You reek of lowwwww selfffffff esteeeem
2. There’s a 50% chance those kids are not yours
3. Your balls are for decoration, you don’t know how to be assertive
4. You are a SIMP
5. You will never be successful with women since you don’t know how to be a man.
6. You need to move with some bad boys; they will teach you how to handle women
7. You need a serious lecture on psychology!


I’m not gonna advise you on what to do with that Biatch in ur house, but I’m sure by the time she starts giving you orders, or u carry Syphilis, your medulla oblongata will be recharged!

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Politics / Re: Cryptic Message: Is VP Yemi Osinbajo Obidient? by daewoorazer(m): 7:39pm On Oct 01, 2022
OsunOriginal:


He has a few more months to go into political oblivion. I pity the ingrate

He don’t care, Tinubu did him bad, and he retaliated. grin
Politics / Re: Cryptic Message: Is VP Yemi Osinbajo Obidient? by daewoorazer(m): 7:10pm On Oct 01, 2022
femianski:

You are the one being delusional. There's no cryptic message there. Is the phrase "the labour of our heroes past" not a popular phrase? You're just reading unecessary meaning to it just to suit your delusion. The OP came up with this foolish thought, then everyone of you start believing him like zombies. One would think the word "labour" was created for labour party.

Damn! Why are you so pained?

Rather go fight it out with Yemi than these innocent OBIdients going about their usual business.
Politics / Re: Cryptic Message: Is VP Yemi Osinbajo Obidient? by daewoorazer(m): 7:09pm On Oct 01, 2022
ElSudani:


You are basically deceiving yourselves by moving people in buses from location to location to give an appearance of a popular candidate. You are merely setting yourselves up for a heartbreak.
Obi is not going to win. The reason is locked in the distribution of voters cards all over the country.
Obi ma lule ni.

I have never seen someone as retarded as you.

So
-You have access to INEC’s database?
-The PVCs have APC stamped on them?

DSS should arrest you, you are a political saboteur.

Everything about you is off, and you’re so pained

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Politics / Re: Cryptic Message: Is VP Yemi Osinbajo Obidient? by daewoorazer(m): 6:54pm On Oct 01, 2022
ElSudani:


You are so mistaken. All these people you move around in buses will not be able to do so on election day.
Obi doesn't have any chance of winning.

Keep shifting the goal post to suit ur narrative.

From
They don’t have structure
To
Elections are not won online
To
Now they have structure but it’s only 4 people tweeting from a room
To
These massive organic voters wont be able to move on Election Day.




Now let me ask you, those people traveled far and wide to converge.

Wch one is easier, walking to their 500ft voting center, or traveling to converge and scream PeterObi in the Sun without getting paid shishi?



Learn to use ur brain alaye

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Politics / Re: Cryptic Message: Is VP Yemi Osinbajo Obidient? by daewoorazer(m): 6:47pm On Oct 01, 2022
mrvitalis:

Cryptic massage means underlying massage but you need above average IQ to decode it.

This post was for smart people sir undecided

Thank you sir, the post isn’t for his category of agbadorians… hahaha, said we are delusional….by the way brother, I’m Yoruba, and I’m OBIDIENT, what about u?

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Politics / Re: Cryptic Message: Is VP Yemi Osinbajo Obidient? by daewoorazer(m): 6:45pm On Oct 01, 2022
femianski:
Which kind delusion be this? It is clear that his motive for posting that is because today's independence day.

You’re the one reality is far from; being a political leader of the rejected party, couldn’t he have chosen words not involving “labour…in vain”? knowing fully well that has been the chants of OBIdients lately?

Use ur brain and stop sitting on it.

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Politics / Cryptic Message: Is VP Yemi Osinbajo Obidient? by daewoorazer(m): 6:25pm On Oct 01, 2022

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Family / Re: Complex Marital Issue : Your Thoughts On This Please. by daewoorazer(m): 3:48pm On Sep 29, 2022
Meteoritey:
Due to

What are you thoughts and opinion please.

I usually don’t blame women of African descent once they arrive america/canada or other parts of the west, I blame the man that brought them in.

You’re raising his kids and so?

You have been seeing how western women do the 50:50 child upbringing and now you’re feeling left out yea?

So you kept malice with him and expect him not to pay you back in your own coin?

You started the whole föolishness, now you’re feeling sorry yea?

Dindinrin, continue they feel like Canadian feminist….by the time it ends up in divorce, ur eye no go clear? Shebi na canada/america u dey, loneliness go flog ur brain commot. Those children u don’t wanna raise by yourself, the judge will give you the custody and trust me, those kids will ask for their father when they’re grown.


U better be humble and ask elders to go beg him….oponu

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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin: Nigeria’s Terror And Insecurity Pipeline (EXPOSÉ) by daewoorazer(m): 8:38pm On Aug 26, 2022
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Politics / Re: David Hundeyin: Nigeria’s Terror And Insecurity Pipeline (EXPOSÉ) by daewoorazer(m): 8:37pm On Aug 26, 2022
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Politics / David Hundeyin: Nigeria’s Terror And Insecurity Pipeline (EXPOSÉ) by daewoorazer(m): 8:37pm On Aug 26, 2022
A short story about Nigeria's terror and insecurity pipeline.

https://twitter.com/davidhundeyin/status/1563087874706137088?s=21&t=7-yBcgWQj5p0X-7ZIqUvXA

Lalasticlala
Mynd44

Education / Re: Check Out what Goes Down In Nigeria's Most Notorious WhatsappGroup (Screenshots) by daewoorazer(m): 4:50am On Aug 23, 2022
Nothing wey dey come from heaven wey this earth no fit contain alaye…

Leave suspense for 007

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Phones / Re: I Turned Off Read Receipt On Whatsapp To View A Status Yet This Happened by daewoorazer(m): 2:15am On Aug 19, 2022
Listen,

If you turn off read receipt to watch someone’s status, and turn it back on right after, the network will still send view notification to the OP unless the status expires.

What you can do is be consistent, LEAVE YOUR READ RECEIPT TURNED OFF PERMANENTLY!

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Family / Re: Dr Joe Abah Celebrates 30 Years Marriage. Share Tips For Young Men by daewoorazer(m): 5:34pm On Jul 21, 2022
NewSoul:


Don't mind him smiley he doesn't know what's up.

Sheybi the other day a man who dropped out of medical school and is now a truck pusher was trying to castrate himself (I think he's don it already) because no woman wants him in his condition.

I love you, I love you. Hehehe if I were living under the bridge pushing truck for a living will you love me grin? Only men have the capacity to fall in love truly. A man can see a girl who has nothing hawking on the street and then he falls in love take her off the streets, send her to school or register her to get a skill and then marry her.

On the flip side, no wealthy lady will come and rescue a broke n**ga from poverty. Except she's clairvoyant (they said some ladies have this rare gift) and can vividly see you have glory and star over your head and will make it soon.

Don’t mind the ldiot ……..that him wife get one ayounge wey dey oil her outdated tot0. That’s where some of his wealth goes to but he doesn’t know.

He is here singing like a Kookaburra
Family / Re: Dr Joe Abah Celebrates 30 Years Marriage. Share Tips For Young Men by daewoorazer(m): 4:56pm On Jul 21, 2022
This one is SIMP-general of the simps.

For say you were born poor, you won’t get to snif just the pheromones of a woman. Dindinrin…Tips ko, chips ni
Politics / Re: 2023: You Can’t Snatch Wike From PDP, Saraki To APC Govs by daewoorazer(m): 6:00am On Jul 10, 2022
But PDP can cheat him

Head like unleavened bread

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Romance / Re: What's That Weird Smell You Secretly Like? by daewoorazer(m): 10:26pm On Jul 09, 2022
YourFavorite21:
The smell of my fart, especially when I eat moi moi and Mama chinedu's beans and plantain.

Do you stick your nose up ur ass each time you fart?

You sound like your room will have nasty odour.
Health / Re: Do I Have Infection, Please Help by daewoorazer(m): 3:45am On Jul 03, 2022
It’s called “sweety”.

Get yourself to a certified lab and get tested!

Else u go scratch ur imunufukundum sotey d thing go drop off ur body. grin

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Education / Re: Secondary School Teacher Arrested For Raping A 12-Year-Old Student In Delta by daewoorazer(m): 6:42pm On Jun 14, 2022
FutureIsFemale:
A law should be made no male teacher allowed to teach in a school where female students are.
These animals should be separated from women.

your highness, Did you hide your brain in your an*s?

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