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Technology Market / Re: ♨️⭕️⚙️⏯️ GRACEGLORT TV Repair & Services. ⏯️ ⚙️ ⭕️ ♨️ by dammytex: 5:33pm On Jul 16, 2020
Hello Experts in the house;

I want to purchase an affordable 43" Smart TV for an elderly (mother-in-law) just for You Tube and Netflix.

Budget is around 100K to 110K. Would you recommend all these cheaper options that fall in that range like UFC, Armani, Samsonic, Infinix etc?

The other cheaper options are now getting more expensive and out of budget eg Hisense and Polystar.

Which one would you recommend please?

Thanks
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Qatar: FIFA U20 World Cup (4 - 0) Full Time by dammytex: 5:28pm On May 24, 2019
Who has a link to watch please?
Travel / Re: Anyone Working In Saudi Arabia by dammytex: 4:19pm On Mar 23, 2018
Hi all,

Do we actually have any Naija community in this KSA especially Riyadh?

I need to connect.
Travel / Re: Anyone Working In Saudi Arabia by dammytex: 12:26pm On Jan 22, 2018
Can someone help with this Saudi work visa process please?

I already asked earlier with no response.

I'm being told one cannot apply directly except through approved agents.
is this true?
Travel / Re: Anyone Working In Saudi Arabia by dammytex: 9:31am On Jan 18, 2018
Hello Guys, I need some help.

My company is transferring me to Saudi for a year and I'm trying to sort the visa arrangements.

I am being told; I cannot apply directly except through an approved agent. Is this true?
If true, who can recommend an agent that can help with one year work visa for Saudi?
And what are the complete requirements for the visa?

Thanks.
Politics / Re: 'Until I Say Otherwise, There Will Be No Elections' – Tunde Bakare by dammytex: 1:16pm On Feb 09, 2015
During vigil of Friday, 6th February, the senior pastor of KICC also said "a man is coming that is not among the top contenders, he will take Nigeria to the position where God wants"....

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Politics / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo & Wife Test Motorcycles They Donated To APC by dammytex: 6:52pm On Feb 03, 2015
Ask4bigneyo:
NIGERIA: INEC CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL
DATE:...14TH FEB, 2015
TICKET: PVC
KICK OFF:...10AM
VENUE:... ESTADIO D' POLLING BOOTHS
(Capacity: 68million)
REFEREE:... ATTAHIRU JEGA
ChAMPION- PDP FC:
FORMATION: 5-3-2.
As the Defending Champions, this is a
defensive formation in the bid to defend
their title..
LINE UP:
1 Jonathan Patience(Gk)
2 N Okonjo-Iweala,
3 David Mark,
5 Edwin Clark,
7 Ayo Fayose(Yellow Card),
8 Godswill Akpabio (midfield maestro),
9 Adamu Muazu,
10 Goodluck Jonathan(C),
11 Namadina Sambo,
15 Gabriel Suswan,
17 Olu Mimiko)
Subs:
23 Fani Kayode (Yellow card)
18 Alison Madukwe Gk
12 Musiliu Obanikoro
CHALLENGER - APC FC FORMATION: 4-3-3
Employs a diamond formation with attacking
options and prolific strikers, leading the
attack.
LINE UP:
1. Rotimi Amaechi (GK)
2. Bola Tinubu
3. Raji Fashola
4. Rochas Okorocha
5. John Oyegun
8. Mohammadu Buhari (C)
9. Abubakar Atiku
10 Aminu Tambuwal
11 Bisi Akande
17 Adams Oshiomole
23 Yemi Osinbajo
Subs:
12 John Kayode Fayemi
14 Abike Dabiri
19 Raul Aregbesola
15 Segun Oni
Match Commissioner: EU Election Monitoring
Observers
PREDICT THE SCORE CORRECTLY AND WIN A
RANGE ROVER SPORT.

Please open a new thread with this.
Let us debate it over there.
I find this hilarious....
Sports / Re: Nigeria Withdraws Team From Youth Olympics Over Ebola Discrimination by dammytex: 11:39am On Aug 14, 2014
Before we start blaming; if we were to hear that about 50 sportsmen and women are coming from Liberia to Lagos;

Are we sure we would not do the same? we are still cursing the only one primary donor not to talk of about 50 potential donors if infected.

Just think about it...

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Jokes Etc / Re: Your Top 5 Most Hilarious Nairaland Usernames by dammytex: 2:20pm On Aug 01, 2014
have you heard of lesbianboy and omi-obo

hmmm, wonders...
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by dammytex: 11:17am On Jul 31, 2014
Cuddlemii:

Hello Darling

I was just discussing you with an old friend of ours, which means you are the true son of your father.

This month has been a reunion month for me. smiley

Heyyyy!!!

sweetest sweetheart, don't worry; the reunion is about to get even bigger. And of course, we all miss all the cuddling, cuddles and cuddler tins...

And who is the old friend?
Literature / Re: Literature/Writing Section's "Chat Central!" by dammytex: 7:46pm On Jul 30, 2014
And when people that are supposed to be discussing literature/write-ups are discussing p.orn...
What can I do.....?

I'm listening jare....
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: 20 Signs You’re A Creative Person. by dammytex: 7:11pm On Jul 30, 2014
You just described the attributes of a melancholic temperament and a high 'C' in a D-I-S-C profile..
Nairaland / General / Re: The Real Difference Between Men And Women In Pictures by dammytex: 12:15pm On Jul 26, 2014
Awww, I love this thread and I'm breaking my decision of not commenting on NL again...

I think my best is the "calling 10 male best friends and 10 female best friends to find out where they were last nite" on the previous page.

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Romance / Re: Meet The Prostitute Who Has Slept With 10,091 Men! by dammytex: 11:29am On Jul 04, 2014
From arithmetic,

that means she sleeps with an average of one different man everyday for over 27 years...

oh boy!!!!!!!!!
Nairaland / General / Re: Reaction Of Nairalanders During The Offline Period! by dammytex: 11:31am On Jun 27, 2014
The short hiatus really proved my dependence on this site. I never realized how much I liked to fall back to NL whenever I'm less busy until I almost got frustrated that it wasn't coming up yet.

but what really happened gan sef?

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Music/Radio / Re: Your Top 10 Musicians Of All Time by dammytex: 12:54pm On Jan 09, 2014
Let me join the class....

In no particular order..

Luther Vandross, Celine, Whitney, Mariah, Westlife, Beyonce, Dolly Parton, Darlene Zschech, Joe and Toni Braxton.


somehow, it became very hard to choose 10 out of my plenty loved artistes shaa..
Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by dammytex: 9:42pm On Dec 29, 2013
The question is like asking who is a better footballer out of Mikel Obi and Enyeama? They do different things.

Sex is something else on its own level of unique enjoyment that can NOT be compared while other things too are enjoyable in their own unique ways.

But I was thinking the OP was referring to other intimacy related things that are preferred to sex; probably like oral, fore-play, kissing, a.nal etc...
Religion / Re: Dreams And Their Meanings/ Interpretation by dammytex: 9:35pm On Dec 09, 2013
una don begin make fear dey catch person now sef.

Me wey come chop gala for dream nko?


Make I talk my own;
I rebuke every spirit, force or yoke trying to steal, delay or deny my blessing and glory in JESUS name.
Amen.

My own don better.
Romance / Re: Guys, How Many Times Do You Get 'hit On' In A Year? by dammytex: 7:28pm On Nov 29, 2013
hmmmmmmmmmmmmm...what is your definition of "hit on"

If you mean ladies making advances;
Well, for 2013 between January and September, I had 2 ladies and a guy (God forbid make person come enlarge my coast).

And between September to date; 4 ladies.

What happened in September.......?
I changed my car to the latest model.....

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Education / Re: Common Grammatical Tautologies by dammytex: 7:20pm On Nov 25, 2013
And she started this thread with good intentions oo.

The fact is; most of her listings are correct from the literal rules of English language usage. The truth is; the general usage of some of these words change according to their contextual meanings which makes them completely acceptable except for some nasty ones like "still yet", "3am in the morning", "a very important vital point"...

@Op
shey you don't know this is nairaland ni? The joy here is attacking one another on a thread like this. Things like this bring us to NL often.
For everybody that has offended you, we say sorry. We only want you to know that nobody "holy pass" for English grammar including the queen.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Zimbabwe's Mr. Ugly 2012 Reclaims Title by dammytex: 8:06pm On Nov 07, 2013
Can any lady in the house kiss this guy passionately for 5 minutes for 1 million naira?

going...going...

anybody.....
Food / Re: Palm Oil Stew Or Vegetable Oil Stew: Which Do You Prefer? by dammytex: 5:25pm On Oct 31, 2013
To me sha,
Not only do I find vegetable oil tastier that palm oil, its even better in presentation. Stew with vegetable oil look classy and sexier than its palm oil based counterpart.
Asides stew sef, I prefer almost all cooked food with vegetable oil with the exception of efo riro, asaro porridge, beans and ofada stew.
Entertainment / Re: Davido's Skelewu Appreciation Video By Kiddy #skelewudancewinner by dammytex: 12:21pm On Oct 30, 2013
I don't care what anybody is saying here..

There's something about this guy's style of skelewu-ing. Its very unique, smooth and easy for him.
Nice moves bro..
Car Talk / Re: How Was Your First Car Bashing Experience? by dammytex: 4:00pm On Oct 21, 2013
Are you sure you want to hear? 5:00 am + 120km/hr + 3rd Mainland bridge + covet + 3 airbags + car stopping near water + 2 tyre burst + write off + thanksgiving in church + Insurance gbese + claims payment + add more money = buy the latest model.

Summary; my first and only bashing became a testimony.

And don't ask me where I was coming from at 5:00 am on Saturday morning because I won't tell. Amebo.....
Nairaland / General / Re: What Will You Do/Say If You See A Fellow Nairalander by dammytex: 3:18pm On Oct 14, 2013
Idowuogbo:
angry angry angry angry

smiley smiley What?
Nairaland / General / Re: What Will You Do/Say If You See A Fellow Nairalander by dammytex: 3:00pm On Oct 14, 2013
One night at SIP on V.I, I saw a guy that looked kinda familiar. He looked like he recognized me also. We greeted and he asked "Nairaland"?

I said "yeah; my username is dammytex". He said he was Inspired M....

It was then, I remembered his face from the June 2012 Mr Nairaland contest pictures.

Still waiting to meet the 2nd Nairalander.

Who wants to meet me?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Final Free Dragnet GSE Past Questions And Answers ( Old And New Package) by dammytex: 2:14am On Sep 12, 2013
dammygold007@yahoo.co.uk

Thanks guys.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea - UEFA Super Cup 2 - 2 ( 5 - 4) Pens on 30th-08-2013 by dammytex: 7:49pm On Aug 30, 2013
who's got a reliable stream link please?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Bayern Munich Vs Chelsea - UEFA Super Cup 2 - 2 ( 5 - 4) Pens on 30th-08-2013 by dammytex: 7:49pm On Aug 30, 2013
who's got a reliable stream link please.
TV/Movies / Re: Big Brother Africa: How Multichoice/dstv Is Under-developing Africa by dammytex: 6:44pm On Aug 22, 2013
I wonder if a day would come when all you hypocrites would just shut up about this big brother show.
To start with, big brother is aired on all the continents. No be today e start. In fact, the African edition is the most decent.
Big brother provides a lot of fun and entertainment especially when you are less busy and you don't feel like watching anything serious that will take your full attention.
You were not told its a religious show neither is it a place for moral education. Before you switch the channel to 198 or 199, you already know the kind of content you will find, so stop deceiving yourself here on NL after watching the show for 4 hours before going to bed yesternight.

There are a lot watching BBA can offer eg,
I have learnt about different African accents, looks and cultures.
I have learnt about different personality on display.
I have learnt about strategizing while competing
I have learnt what different flags in Africa look like.
I have learnt to understand that 9ja is always a threat to any other country on the continent
And many more...

How come the only thing you all see is sex sex sex.
In fact, you will not watch any BBA porn on TV, you'd have to pay for the download online.

So, all of you should stop deceiving yourselves. The show will end come Sunday, hopefully Melvin will win it for 9ja again. Next year, I will still subscribe and watch actively anytime I'm less busy and have nothing else to watch.

In fact I love Big Brother Africa (especially this year's edition)
Ohh Dilishhhhhhhh....

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