Go back to your father house and keep smoking weed, drop the cigarettes, it’s unhealthy

Who did that haircut for a toddler? It’s dope

Dodged a bullet and a life threatening one. It’s better than getting married and coming here to complain of how is wife keeps disrespecting him because he can’t fund her relatives lifestyle

Some of you Nigerians showing your spiteful self on social media are really weird, you have a brother taking our cultural heritage to the international stage and it’s him not selling out the entire seats that is giving you Joy. Burna boy will keep doin big things and your bitterness will know no end

Maj196:
Found a way to register after getting "Access Denied" forever . Quote me if you are getting this problem let me show you how to register.

Pls how did you solve it?

All this begging are a waste of time, anyone that is bold enough to do the crime should be aware of the consequences and prepared to face it like a man. Even Druglords hide some of their wealth in cash to handle unforeseen circumstances

1. Hustle o, make your pikin dey double ein school fees without raising suspicion
2. Hustle o, make babe no go dey tell u "I don't date short guys"
3. Hustle o, so you won't be shouting vanity when you see rich people enjoying life
4. Hustle o, make woman no molest your acct balance because of pizza and cold stone
5. Hustle o, so your children no fit sit down for house because of ASUU strike

I love my nation jealously but it hurts when I look at how backward and shallow minded we are. I just took a walk around the community I reside as am in my service year and I can't help but notice poverty screaming aloud, the small poorly built houses is enough to explain my narrative. The people here though they live within the capital have houses and huts much more synonymous with ancient villages but what strikes me the most was these huge cathedral still in its construction stage within these same poverty stricken community. As a Nigerian you know for a fact it's still these same poor people and some very few wealthy neighbours that pull their resources together to erect such a structure to their own delight and to the glory of God.

Some people will consider me blasphemous and disrespectful when I tell them "This is why we will never catch up with the developed world". I've never traveled abroad and I don't think you need to leave the shores of Nigeria to realise how different we think compare to the developed world. Even though we like to blame corruption and bad leadership for our stagnancy and backwardness over the years but the truth is all these and others are consequences of OUR MENTALITY.

To understand my grievance, you have to ask the BIG QUESTION, its so big most won't dare to think of it talk less giving it voice but I ask "what has Religion done for us"? "How has it improve our lifes"? In fact it's a series of questions bothering on our faith in God that troubles me. Nigerians believe so much in God, we think only God can take away corruption and give us good leaders, something that hasn't quite work out for us in the over 50 years of our existence.

As I continue my walk, I scanned this community well and in my opinion, the funds realized from this poor people should have been channeled into something more resourceful like a storage or processing plant that would have been more beneficial to the occupation of these people as farmers instead of a gigantic cathedral.

We like to talk about what the government can do for us and what they ain't doing for us but we fail to discuss what we could do for ourselves and what we ain't doing. Some would argue that religious practices promotes unity and peaceful co-existence within a community but nothing promotes unity and peace like wealth and I believe wealth ought to be generated right from the community level. I can't help but imagine how happy and prosperous our communities will be if they had embraced industrial solutions with the same might they embrace religion.

I recall an article online where some southwest leaders said the recently incarcerated founder of saharareporters; Sowore deserved the accusations leveled against him by the federal government as he disrespected the Yoruba culture by insulting the elders and I laugh. We deceive ourselves if we continue with such lies. The truth is our culture died a long time ago while the religions of Christianity and Islam took its place. The appalling part is that the colonial masters that forced these ways on us have since moved on to embracing civilization and industrial ways of thinking while we are still stuck in the chains of religious bondage and archaic way of thinking.

This list can't be complete without gongo so by ID cabasa and Sarz - song of life

Avoid smoking tobacco, keyword is "tobacco", instead smoke weed.

it was the withdrawal of security that even vex me, am also an ad joc staff and i participated in the election somewhere in makurdi. once we wanted to stop voting, the people start threatening us and we just had to extend the time so as not to provoke them, all this with just 1 policeman attached to us

so which of you has #30 billion??

I don't count cannabis as a drug, scientifically speaking, its not possible 2 b overdosed on d hemp and its healthier dan either tobacco and alcohol......sum of y'all don't research things out, u just follow d dogmatic belief d society has infused in your thinking......sum1 did argue wit me dat all smoking can cause cancer, cn u imagine that??

Gud morning pple, so I got posted to Benue state and it says on my call up letter to report in camp on Tuesday, it will b difficult to travel on such short notice since I will b getting my statement of result on that same day, so how many days do I av 2 show up at camp??.......pls I need an honest reply asap

1. University of Ilorin

Unilorin was established according to the decree of the Federal Military Government in 1975. It is owned by the federal government. Ilorin is an ancient city, the capital of Kwara State situated approximately 300 km from Lagos and 500 km from Abuja. This location makes Unilorin an extremely popular an place.

The landmass of the University of Ilorin is about 15,000 hectares and this makes it the largest university in Nigeria in terms of land mass.

2. Obafemi Awolowo University

This institution is owned by the federal government. OAU is located in Ile-Ife, the ancient center of the Yorubaland.

The foundation of the university was held in 1961. The first classes were performed in October 1962. At that time this place was called the University of Ife and was managed by the regional government of Western Nigeria under the leadership of the late Samuel Ladoke Akintola.

On the 2nd of May, 1987, the university received a new name Obafemi Awolowo University which has survived to our days. The educational institution was named after Chief Obafemi Awolowo who was the first premier of the Western Region of Nigeria and invested much effort in the development of this place.

Now it is the second largest university in Nigeria in terms of landmass with an area of about 13,000 hectares.

3. University of Abuja

It would be strange if the residents of the capital did not have an impressive educational institution nearby. The third largest university in Nigeria was founded in Abuja on January 1, 1988. Two modes of teaching were immediately established: remote and ordinary. Any student can find suitable conditions in this prestigious place which landmass is about 11,824 hectares.

4. Federal University of Agriculture, Abeokuta

This university was opened on 1 January 1988 after the federal authorities eliminated four technological universities previously united in 1984.

The landmass of FUNAAB is about 10,000 hectares.

5. Ahmadu Bello University

This research university operates under the supervision of the federal government and is located in the Kaduna State. The ABU was founded on October 4, 1962. Initially, the institution was called the University of Northern Nigeria.

There are 2 campuses: Samaru and Kongo in Zaria. ABU has a landmass of about 7,000 hectares.

6. Federal University of Technology Owerri (FUTO)

As the name suggests, you can find this school in Owerri, Imo State. The school sits on 4,048 hectares of land. It is for this reason that FUTO sits on number 6 of our Top 10. It is the highest tech university in the Southeast and South-south.

7. University of Benin

This institution follows FUTO closely in landmass and has extensive farmland that is over 200,000 hectares which some chieftains in the community around it are wrestling in court to take. You can find the school in Edo State. The federal government owns this school, and they created it in the year 1970.

8. University of Ibadan

This school made it to our list of top 10 largest Nigerian Universities by their landmass through the ownership of 1,032 hectares of land. This school is the oldest in the country. It started little like most of the federal educational establishment and now holds over 33,000 students in its walls. As its name suggests, you can find UI in Ibadan, Oyo State.

9. The American University of Nigeria

AUN is the first on our list for the private sector. This institution is unique. It is the first of its kind in the entire Sub-Saharan, Africa. Being styled to be an American school in all ramification of an education system, as a student, you get to experience magnificent edifices, environment, facilities, and staffs.

AUN made it our list of Top 10 schools based on landmass because it has succeeded in owning over 2,400 acres of land. According to the stipulation of some researchers, this is more than twice the size of one of the famous Academic grounds in Nigeria: University of Lagos (UNILAG)

10. Redeemers University Nigeria

This institution is of Christian background. RCCG, a rapidly growing church is the one behind the establishment and management of this institute. The school has been making exploit and is among the top private universities in the country. Recently, it won an accolade among 15 prestigious higher institutions in Africa.

The current land it occupies is 2,006 acres which make it the 10th largest university in Nigeria by Landmass.

Dat 2nd pics tho is "d look u give wen u catch ur ex mekin out wit anoder guy nd u ar wanderin if dey ar using tongues"

since we are nt talkin 4rm a religious perspective, i must say d op just got it wrong, he seems to portray any1 having sex in a relationship as indecent thereby encouragin pple dat av issues wit sex, pple dat cn stand sex, pple dat cn last, pple dat dnt enjoy it, pple dat ar terrified of it as completely fine wit d motive dat sex isnt important its just hyped nd dey cn solve dere unknown issues afta marriage..........we al knw d end of such pple nd pls lets leave d God against fornication angle out of dis...........den u talk a lot abt neatness lyk girls dat av sex ar dirty, am a straight up guy nd am disgusted u mention......dis writeup is gettin long, summary is dat deal wit ur fears nd nt run away 4rm it nd " no to sex" wnt kip u 4rm d devil u fear

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Well that wasn't bad ... An incredible game on so many levels, but ultimately it all comes down to Cristiano Ronaldo. What a player. WHAT a player. #POR 3 #ESP 3. If we see a better game at this World Cup, in terms of quality and drama, I'll be surprised

peace pharmacy printed on the carton is actually 4rm kwara state

Am a cr7 fan, it mek sense, he is nt on d list....age matters...as messi rise in age d same tin happens....congrats 2 lukaku....i cnt see hazard��

messi fan boys b like messi is d best ever wen he acheived 5 balon dor bt wen ronaldo acheived it dey open dere ignorant mouth 2 say he is just lucky

it's obvious dis messi's fanboys are still licking dere wounds afta d midget couldnt take dem pass d ucl quarter final......fact is cr7 is in d best position 2 win d next balon d'or , spare me al ur nonsense he cnt dribble talks.....messsi cudnt turn up afta 180mins wit as roma.....except he wins d world cup which is possible...am nt biased...den he cud b best bt till den...cr7 is d GOAT

silly girls will b using virginity 2 seek attention.....she's nt even gud enuf 2 get rich guys so she's beggin 2 get noticed.....nah blood money dey go use ar virginity do...wu even ask her question sef

wizzy might av been using starboy 4 over sumtym bt u knw we africans i doubt he registered it b4 the weeknd....bt a 4 tym grammy winner is no joke....if he rilly wanna sue....then wizzy might av 2 fly sumtin else

ok let's do these
*currently the weeknd
* he's lyk MJ wit dirty lyrics
* starboy
* RnB
* la isla bonita - i bet my laptop nobody here. knows d song xcept oldfolks
* pray for me- d weeknd ft kendrick (listen'd 2 it more dan 20x 2day

One of d gud tin abt been a male is no one gets 2 bully u into marriage....i cn feel d pain of d op, yoruba modas ar most guilty of dis act, dey 4get dat dere neighbours dey ar tryin 2 pls wil mock dem if dere daughter end up wit a broken marriage....take ur tym gurl....marriage neva completes u....it just changes ur name

whats wit pple nd handwriting, I find it dumb 2 assume dat bad handwriting signifies illiteracy.... ask d medical doctors

#ronaldohaters it still dey pain sum pple say Ronaldo sha draw level wit messi 4rm 4-1 on balon dor's..... just keep wailing he wil stil b d most complete player in d world nd a thorn in y'all flesh..... wish he played 4 Brazil u 4 hear am 4 russia

nonsense, wit evrytin, dey cudnt catch sina rambo, he surendered