Nairaland Forum

val_dubem: Asian cars are way stronger; and they are also cheaper

strong and cheap? ...what a combination.

Clemzy16: This is what you get when you book a cheap wedding planner. The whole idea is so wack. . .

which one be "wedding planner"? ...that guy does not look like one with such a schedule to need a wedding planner.

try69: shebi these single ladies dey pray for husband everyday? Husband wan come visit now, pharisees dey vex

Kai! ...LWKMD

quality01: I'm looking for a church where wealthy single ladies attend in lagos. I want to meet a nice lady for a serious date.

And they must be wealthy, right?
In my opinion, I just think you are a lazy Bottom gold digger.

Hmmmmmmmmm
...choices vs opinions.
For me, its a HELL NO!!! But getting married is all that matter.

Sam Milla: Great. Another celebrity thrown at us.

BTW, she was married... What was all the noise about Prezzo?

I tire oh! ...so I can't be a star in this world unless I'm promiscous?

Gabriel_sylar: Rubbish dis is all we care about asteroids passed over d earth..naija no send na wizkid

I tire oh

Sam Milla: What else do you expect from a society that believes Jesus Walked on water, Jonah spent days in the belly of fish and Moses divided a sea with a stick... Ofcourae no Blackberry No Swag

Ooooooh!!! ...a lost soul, that's what you are. Accept Jesus today n be saved.

exxell: CHOI.... INTERCEPTED BY MISSILES!!! THEY WERE ALL ALERT! WAITING FOR ANY IMMINENT DANGER!
ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN OUR FAITH IF THIS WERE TO BE IN NIGERIA! TODAY'S NEWS HEADLINES ALL OVER THE WORLD WILL BE LIKE

CNN- A GIANT METEORITE WASHES OUT THE GIANT OF AFRICA

ALJAZEERA- METEORITE STRIKES NIGERIA TWO WEEKS AFTER THE NATIONS CUP; BURKINA FASO SUSPECTED

BBC- METEORITE SHOWERS ECLIPSE OUR FORMER COLONY; MI7 ON THE LOOKOUT FOR BANCE!

exxell: CHOI.... INTERCEPTED BY MISSILES!!! THEY WERE ALL ALERT! WAITING FOR ANY IMMINENT DANGER!
ONLY GOD KNOWS WHAT WOULD HAVE BEEN OUR FAITH IF THIS WERE TO BE IN NIGERIA! TODAY'S NEWS HEADLINES ALL OVER THE WORLD WILL BE LIKE

CNN- A GIANT METEORITE WASHES OUT THE GIANT OF AFRICA

ALJAZEERA- METEORITE STRIKES NIGERIA TWO WEEKS AFTER THE NATIONS CUP; BURKINA FASO SUSPECTED

BBC- METEORITE SHOWERS ECLIPSE OUR FORMER COLONY; MI7 ON THE LOOKOUT FOR BANCE!

Seems more like a joke.
Shola, find someone to help you choose and arrange the words properly. That's if it wld not disrupt the purpose(amusement) of this post.

Photoshop

Pls can we have pictures of the interior?

y me: what are you all looking for when i am here now

drop ur "needle" na.

bigname500: Couple of d year as in?

Na me n ma BBM girl go win am.

This girl shld know that she's actually in need of an Igbo man and not just a Nigerian man.

maxygirl:
Published on January 22, 2013 by pmnews ·

Unknown to soccer loving Nigerians, Coach Stephen Keshi was warned to ensure that the Super Eagles did not concede a last minute goal in their AFCON Group C match against Burkina Faso yesterday.
The Nigerian team, that scored a first half goal through Emmanuel Emenike were close to winning their opening match at South Africa 2013 Nations Cup, but lost focus and allowed the Burkinabes equalised barely 10 seconds to the end of the match at Mbombela Stadium.
Just as millions of soccer pundits have critisised the Eagles’ approach to the match, Keshi’s spiritual confidant, Prophet TB Joshua said he spoke to the coach to tighten up his team’s rear, especially in the second half.
The leader of Synagogue, Church of All Nations, who said the Eagles also disappointed him as a strong fan said: I called and warned Keshi to watch out for that dangerous move by the Burkina Faso strikers”.
And due to the fact that many people may not belief in his prediction, TB Joshua supported his claims by making a recorded copy of his conversation with Keshi available to P.M.NEWS.
In the conversation, Keshi urged the prophet to pray for his team, saying they did not want to concede any to against Burkina Faso.
In his response, Joshua, who advised Keshi to call him before the second half, stated: “You have to be careful and pray so that what the tragedy I saw does not happen to the Eagles. The horses of Burkina Faso do not get tired, and your defenders must not lose focus in the second half…”.
The Eagles, who fell like packs of cards in the encounter, also received hard knocks from former Nigerian internationals, Sunday Oliseh, Jonathan Akpoborie, Tijani Babangida and Rwanda Coach, Milutin Sredojevic.
Oliseh, a former skipper of the team, said yesterday’s draw was like a loss to the Eagles, “because they may regret the result as the competition progresses.”
Akpoborie, who earlier said the team cannot go far at the AFCON, castigated the strikers for not utilising their chances.
Babangida also lambasted the Keshi-led squad, saying they would blame themselves if the draw edge them out of the competition.
Rwanda coach, Sredojevic said he was disappointed in the Nigerian team, saying they lacked a winning mentality, concluding that Keshi is technically inept.
Meanwhile, Keshi has heaped praises on his players for the result against Burkina Faso. The ‘Big Boss’ declared that he is proud of his players despite their failure to hold on to their slender lead, which would have seen Nigeria assume top spot in the group.
“We are not going to let anything bring us down, trust me. I am very proud of the boys”.

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ziggyzagga: ARE YOU A MENTALLY MATURED GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN LADY?
COOL HEADED, HUMBLE AND HIGHLY RESPECTFUL?
AGED BTW 25-30YRS?
EDUCATED WITH A BSc IN ANY FIELD?
GOOD LOOKING AND PRESENTABLE, OUTSPOKEN AND A GO GETTER?
ARE YOU READY TO RE-LOCATE TO A FRENCH SPEAKING COUNTRY?
DO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH FLUENTLY AND DESIRE TO SPEAK AND WRITE FRENCH IN LESS THAN 6 MONTHS AS WELL?
ARE YOU FINANCIALLY STABLE FOR INVESTMENTS?
ARE YOU BUSINESS ORIENTED AND CAPABLE OF INVESTING, BUILDING AND MANAGING A LIQUIDATED COMPANY RIGHT FROM THE SCRATCH?
DO YOU HAVE AN EXPERIENCE IN AGGRESSIVE ONLINE MARKETING? (OPTIONAL)
ARE YOU TIRED OF THE HUSSLING AND BUSTLING OF TOWNS LIKE LAGOS, PH, ABA, ONITSHA, ABUJA, KANO, KADUNA ETC AND LOOKING FOOR A COOL RUNAWAY TOWN WITH 24/7 CONSTANT WATER SHOWER, ELECTRICITY AND SECURITY?
ARE YOU READY TO GET MARRIED WITHIN A SPACE OF TWO YEARS?
IS YOUR GENOTYPE AA?
DO YOU WANT TO LIVE A SIMPLE AND COMFORTABLE LIFE FULL OF ROMANCE?
IF YOUR RESPONSE TO ALL OF THE ABOVE IS A CAPITAL YES, KINDLY SEND ME AN EMAIL ON eddielove42@gmail.com OR BETTER STILL GIMME A CALL ON +228-99522878(EDDIE)

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Sure

Babycake:


This is for the men. I mean Real
men.Is it possible for a married man to remain loyal and faithful
to his woman for the rest of his life?

Yes, it is

YoungUd: Ok, if human beings did not marry them, what wil marry them? Don't they hve there own missin ribs?

Good question dear. Everyone has a missing rib. Birds with like feathers shld flock together.

binger: Due to their love for money,some Nigerian girls will not mind getting married to the 'Workaholic man'.

While they get compensation from an external lover.

BBM couple of the year! ...somebody join me! 2636E93F

I'm 30 n not married. Still looking for her.

totalbaby: I'm not married because of my career and want to be financially stable first, don't want to be dependent on a man.

Your type might never get married

A long time ago! Always the same old story

Cld u by chance have one these M/benz 608 pickup trucks in stock? I need to procure one unit this wknd. 08030938491 God bless you.

800k pls

atikubaba: plase post the VIN and the engine pix

. You no get eye?

femmy_f: Good its the 2RZ i want..
I will maybe visit Lagos after some days,
then i will call you for inspection

thks

. Market and money waits for no one.

Whats the price?