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Phones / Re: 2go Launches Version 3.6.0 by dj5naira(m): 8:10pm On May 17

ciphoenix: dude. You're online

Yes & No.

Phones / Re: 2go Launches Version 3.6.0 by dj5naira(m): 8:08pm On May 17

JOYCEOUS:

Dnt wolly ya sef.....
Tek both!!!

Give me.

Phones / Re: 2go Launches Version 3.6.0 by dj5naira(m): 1:00pm On May 17

But I see none in the sky.

Phones / Re: 2go Launches Version 3.6.0 by dj5naira(m): 12:46pm On May 17

Policewoman: 2GO is for BABIES!!!!!!!!!

Nawtipet: 2go is not for babies.

Which do I believe?

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Education / Re: How To Improve Your English Language by dj5naira(m): 12:18pm On May 17

Cease pidgin talks.

Celebrities / Re: Mo'Nique Shows-Off Weight Loss And Workouts by dj5naira(m): 10:45am On May 17

topeorekoy:

PHOTOSHOPPED!!!!!!!

Celebrities / Re: Mo'Nique Shows-Off Weight Loss And Workouts by dj5naira(m): 10:33am On May 17

2legit2qwt:

I think it's lbs, i don't think Yokozuna was even 300kg in his time

HIS

Thought he was fee-male.

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by dj5naira(m): 12:50am On May 15

He's losin' his touch as the illest texter/ averagely speakin' I still remain the meanest dexter/
James is gradually fadin' into oblivion . . . just like his colourful V-neck polo . . cos those lines were his weakest ever!/

Rap Battles / Re: Advice To A Guy With Small Pennies by dj5naira(m): 7:01am On May 13

Pump it.

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 8:31pm On May 11

I speedily take to rome for Justice/ you harsh italian equestrians that be quick to neigh rubbish . . . so hold your horses!/

These beefy rappers I munch/ 'tis more like takin' online lunch/
You couldn't deliver a 9ice 'tot' . . . even after carryin' Alapomeji flows for 9 months!!/

So my forlon brother/ 'fore you stake . . best straighten ya fall-on collar/
Still at that . you'd lose your asss and some few bucks . . . if you bet your bottom dollar!/

Im the stronger being/ got the strength of 6 Kenyan athletes . with endurance skills/
No redemption sung . i'd be killin' this martial art champion at ease . . . so witness as this Bob Mar-lee!/

Drop that executive producer in Nollywood . . . in bed 'im~the' Best/
thats cos ima 'Big Bad Mean Mother Fucker' . doubting huh

Ask the ''Girls'' !/

In diss-Bee competition this Akeelah is a speller ace/ transfiguration on course . . . I shone like mozay stellar face/
By Far, mean is an understatement . their career way below average . . . . twice worse than drought . . for once they ne'er reigned!/

Not trynna crack y'all up . pursued female animals with plain Singlet, how him & his squad Chase Dear/ you act like an Angry Kid, but you not oNe . your too cold . . . u only boil on paper/
While im busy performin' more poetic hat tricks than Shakespeare/ what you Garfields can't do, best believe this Jerrycan . . . like fuel containers!/

Heres some Klooney mumbles/ fought in the streets of New York way back . . . Brooklyn Hustle/
So fear this celeb . . . cuz my blows will definitely make you see 'stars' without actually staring at those Nigerian Brewery bottles!!/

I douse burnin' egoes cos I hit at guts/ to hell with the spaniard forwards . . . im launchin' Real attack/
Phukin' losers wishin' they 1-2 . . . the same way Chelsea beat Aston at Villa Park/

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 9:50am On May 11

Krizzkutz: so u dnt wana tiss me
*walks away disappointed*

You the one saying that.

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by dj5naira(m): 9:08pm On May 10

jamez3d: My sounds are sick/

Whos this a.rse scribin' nonsense/ frontin' with lyrics that has been long kept/
I fry his dumb sense/ jamez3d as old as he is here . . . still raps with archaic concept/

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 5:40pm On May 10

Krizzkutz: an ode to DBR/ one of d biqqest name in FFR/ a nucca dat many respect and bow to . .call him BDarrow

rap battle poster of the year twenty ten/ taught more than twenty. . then/ send many beast to deir filthy den/ slayed many hefty men/ his script? . . Lenqhtly penned/

who else dropped 32bars and all were Quotable/ no 2face . . buh hiz unstoppable/ and immovable/ hiz flow. .palatable/
dopeness . . Irrevocable/
punchline . . Enjoyable, Diqqable, and Comfortable/
he gat all the chairs . . rili the most No-Table/

well respected/ hiz ur mentor?? . . well selected/ well connected/
dose rap skills he invented/
flows dah were unprecedented/
we'll 4eva be inDebted/ 4qv. . if we'v offended/
ninja were u headed/
cus ur reiqn in NL hasnt ended/

lyrical kobe bryant/
funi haw he scope tyrants/
spoke vibrant/ stroke immiqrants
who claim kinq afta dropin a verse/ hiz averse/
to wacks/ he takes dem aback/
wit a smack/ spittin for so lonq yet still intact/
his neva slack/ flows still attract/ hes crack
am exact/ its a fact/
dat hz lines are catchy and ørgy . .iont talkn bout zack/

old like egypt's pyramid/
lost to some peeps though . . its tragicomic/

headache wee continu lera

Enjoyable.

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 5:39pm On May 10

Krizzkutz: u fit tiss me awtta rap ah wanna be ur stu-dent

Friday night freestyle question.

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 10:08am On May 10

I strike easily/ these slimy gimmicks/ or any wildly billy/ in tight bikini/ with my lightenin' lyrics/
Rip the half-caste into quarters . . . sword-fightin' with him/ but 'fore I slice the limp prick/ lemme embellish the tale a bit . . . you not a god, Hercules but a weak bros . . . . Mr Gild, the lily!/

Over, off the scene/ I fling these shy canadian models who act a bold Avril Lavigne/ bossin' . . . also known as dumb Bay-bee/
Shootin' boulders from the hill/ blast the appendage of that mischievous lad and have him hop on one foot . . . if he thinks this two-legged being could go out on a limb/

I blow with spectra lines/ and leave dead like Goldie-Prezza time/ any dude that tries to Wit~hold this special guy/
Immortal stupidity so we could say his folly never die/ cuz the nigga is prone to migraine . . . . he requested we hand him Panadol sachet 'fore the journey starts . . . . . . so he could go the Extra mile!!/

Im brave and swift/ to stave and twist/ these frails and meek/ that be lame & weak/
+ I maim & squeeze/ cos im hale and fit/ so these Australian geeks/ I tame & freeze/ cos my games are quick/ and I aint talkin' bout late-night thingy . . . but the strait undertaker keeps switchin' btw cemetries all cos of lower pay . . . . makin' graveyard shift!/

Im a good player with rare skills . . . scorin' multiple tripled-hattrick/ but the fake clairvoyant never comes up with anything new . . . . aside from his horrible crippled magic/
So if the baller claim to have put 3 in the back of the net . . . . hes right! A bountiful prickled Mahogany/

I weave deadly metas/ that bury fellas/ with hairy red a.rse/
Im through with the b.itch . let him gerrout/ solidify his testicles when I pump liquid mercury into his ball veins . . fillin' his flattened scrotum with it . . . . . . now hes walkin' with heavy metals!/

I threaten this man that frets/ have him quelled with a squash racket/
Do y'all shop in Hades huh

Cos y'all career is underground movements . . . like going to hell in a hand basket/

I'd fade the tout with dead verse/ err'bodies scared no one could say 'His Floweries Were BLAND' !/ cos the fact wacks claim hes clever shouldn't make the spouse wits expand/
My unfailing 'stout' is firsthand/ plus im most intelligent . . . so strong I fell 80 scouts with deer horns/ but your punches will fail you . thats cos im more like ''Thorns'' in this bout . . . . . so you can't Take Me Out with Bare Hands!!!/

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 10:02am On May 10

mikuz:
Killaverse, if you think I rate you over Rap maestro or Dj then you better start thinking twice!

...and end thinking once.

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by dj5naira(m): 9:08am On May 09

You wouldn't raise a leg up above this head . . . . even if you try to perform a strong back kick!/
I agree im black but you? A char-coal more or less a burnt Ashley!/

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by dj5naira(m): 4:08pm On May 08

Ya brain suffer from a heart attack/ you think im a typical Nigerian . . . B.ITCH! heres some viral fact/
And im not spreadin' rumours check your b.alls it prolly got tribal marks!/

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by dj5naira(m): 7:12am On May 08

Ya game is so dry and dead/ go checkout his neck . . . as long as Osama beard/
King here . most calm and feared/ you wouldn't take out this Heir . . . if you held a clipper over my head!/

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 10:49am On May 07

mikuz:
what and what happened when Laurient Gbagbo was in power? No, I am ask you. Yes, I just dey ask . . .

mikuz:

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by dj5naira(m): 7:30am On May 06

That player ABOVE is not good/ game ended . scoreline . . . 4-2/
Phock you/ dumb fool/ down the cliff . . . I expel my trash, even what I did with my waste product was jes exactly your nick . . . . . twas 'Slung Too' !/

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 10:26am On May 04

To keep it short/ FFR is sport/ quit the long talk & spare me ya details/
I spit hellish lyrics . . . so 'twil be an all round colourful outcome when I have you sinners burn to ashes/
I shoot with a striker's momentum at great precision . . . so Earth will be lost faraway in space/ when I take 5 steps backward . . . . . run towards it/ then kick it away from its axis!/
My fly kicks stun addicts/ Landlord here . . . strategy . Floor tactics/
and if 'tis rating battles . I don't take sides . my reasons? I'd rather put the odd man askin' . . RIGHT THERE in the middle . . . like 4 5 6!!/
My wordies spin like Hover Disk/ with stunts than the whole history of acrobatics/
Girls would do anything jes to have me . . . and if fb decides to close chapter . . . models will damage their monitor just to grab my profile pics/
Cuz of my past bed crimes . im now Most Wanted by h.orny cool chics/ Beef? Bring it raw or frozen . ima phuckin' chew it/
I bring twist to tales when I decapitate these 3 Idiots . . . with some Bollywood tricks!/
Ya diction is appallin' . . . even with a billion prewrittens stuff in your shelf you still gon misuse it/ your puns don't interest fellas . . . they are craps of borin' bullshit/
I aint talkin' bout cauterizin' arbiters . . but the way i'd set these Georges ablaze . . . 'twil look like im burnin' Bushes!/

DJ is known for his witty skills & by his tech Nick/ ya girl always hungry for it moment I step in/ she opens up her 'two body holes' and let me/
My d.eek inside her pusssy-shaped mouth . and her 2 hands playin' with my testes/
No monsieur could come in b'tween . . . . . cuz the door of our lips was jammed, shut & padlocked with a french kiss!/

I anchor rhymes and let it sink into ya/ im not into fakes, plus I don't mean ''board of directors in Madrid'' . . . cos I ball with executive Real niggas/
In this BigBrother House, I got bodyguards to make sure . all you dumb puppets remain at the corridor . . . no Doll in/ and im not referrin' to o.rgasmic pleasure . . . . so when you see this soldier coming/
Its best you take to ya heels 'fore my count from 1 to 3 . . . like consecutive integers!/

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 10:20am On May 04

ILLScripts:
Killerverse line:I will Drive Kicks/...on this Useless Faggits/cos if we talkin About Girls,This Bros are like "Goatees".we dont Expect to See Em "Beside Chicks!!!/~cheeks

Illscripts:ma Bars and Rhymes Click/to Mar This Wack And Clown Bbitch/and for their Interest In Women? I Swear Even If They Were "Ear Rings"...they Wont Still "Hang Around Chicks!!!/~cheeks

Warship:I cause Trouble When I Land In his Base/cos Gals Love me and Are Glad With Ma Gaze/but him? He only touches "chicks" when hes Got his "hands On his Face!!!/~cheeks

ILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Education / Re: Ceiling Fan Falls On UNN Students During Lecture by dj5naira(m): 12:19pm On May 03

Deadly manna.

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by dj5naira(m): 11:35am On May 03

The way you bore us day in, day out with dull songs/ make us know wacky writeups is what your fond of/
For bypassin' the rules . . . im shootin' THAT thing down with my long gun/ but im confused 'bout his gender cos between him & goat . . . dunno whos more stubborn!/

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by dj5naira(m): 7:39am On May 03

Enitsua is so dumb infact/ he shudda been sanctioned for his old borin' tract/
''am clearly this rear...am coming early this year'' . . . oh what is that huh

/ cuz its 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You . . . . but this dwarf copies & paste the whole of his verse!/

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by dj5naira(m): 9:46pm On May 02

I smear this goat/ with blows and wreck his nose/
Im already d.ope/ but Enitsua would never be close to that . . . until he learn the ropes/

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 8:05pm On May 02

KillaVerse:
The top dudex on Nairaland,do you think whatx happening ix cool? Dont you think we need some peace here?

I think so brain.

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by dj5naira(m): 10:29am On May 02

Enitsua: Dj5naira u can't F with me so get off me...Hanging like apostrophee, clown of the rap game, I'l hand u akpos's trophee // Check the web, every girl is my mary J, ur Naughty Lady is my No1 fan so she blows me, BJ.//

I hold spines/ to stab that broke swine/ for recyclin' my old rhymes/
So he lie when he says he got a d.ope mind/ cuz if the dude claims hes the most creative . . . how come he dissin' me with my old lines huh

dj5naira: You a Joke in this tournament . . . u deserve the Akpors Trophy/
Twice better than you, ima double quote. and you? an Apostrophe/
http://www.nairaland.com/200489/flow-rank/170

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by dj5naira(m): 12:39pm On May 01

I'd use my hand to kill him now/ I mean this hardened criminal/
You won't deliver lyrics this sweet . . . if you work in a ''bee shop'' like Catholic Ministers/

Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by dj5naira(m): 10:21am On Apr 30

DJ is a delight to watch/ but those 2 phakes got no truth say . . . they lied to us/ so im living these half-live deads RIPPLED . . . like that Gringory/ even Jehovah witnessed as his moves subtract these follies/
You must be joking/ cuz you wouldn't spar religiously . . . even if you purchase The Book of Buy-bull Stories!/

Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by dj5naira(m): 4:12pm On Apr 29

babygat: look in front and tell me wat u c
turn quick and boom there go da end of ya life
u niggas think u can take me ima have u sayin im the answer to the game
like A.I.
cuz ill have u hooked up 2 a I.V. in the E R SON
i get dissed everyday comeback the next day with no pain
took 2 shots and just went back wit some glocks (think they made it)
when im on da court im like nash but get more cash
ray charles da blind sensation
wanted 2 be jus like him so i could be good wit da penetration
bitches love my style thats why i always get smiles
jus like Jay top down screamin money aint a thing
im wit da guerilla unit so step back or ima take u threw it
sent 2 to his dome that nigga didnt make it home
i told em this p-jangles he said who p-jangles
so i slapped em in da face put a dik in his mouth
told em turn around he looked like dat F A G E T fu*kin mickey mouse www.google.com/m?q=u%0Aniggas+think+u+can+take+me+ima+have+u+sayin+imtheanswerto

B U S T E D ! ! !

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