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Mobsync: Oga OP, triple tuale 4 u. Tell the so called "chicks" ooo, tell them.

Bros na d̶̲̥̅̊ matter b dat ooº°˚˚°ºoo. Dem need to hear the gospel.

ADVICE TO THE SINGLELADIES
As a woman, Stupidity is when you sitback crosslegged and
search for an already made man.
Incase you don't know, every already made man out there,
has a woman who has been with him from when he had only a pair of shorts and a single shirt. That's why
majority of well to do men, usually make you nothing but a sex-toy, for you mean absolutely nothing to them.
He might cheat on her with you, but truth is, he'l never leave herfor you. . . .If you are
guilty of hunting for an already made man, then i tell you, my dear you are such b cow, you actually need horns.
When good healthy brains settles, yours floats!
That man who is head over heels inlove with you right now and you are taking him for granted this minute:::::
He may not own a car.He may not earn a lot of money.
He may not live in a posh estate.
He may not be able to shower you with gifts all the time.
He may not have a great job.
But its enough to know you are the only one he craves for and loves unconditionally .. .. .. if he has a heart of gold.He is Honest.
He is very hardworking.He is humble.
He keeps that smile on your face.He talks to you everyday.
He actually listens to you.He tolerates you when you're
moody.
His family knows you.He tells you your beautiful all the time.
He sees you every chance he gets. He appreciates the tiniest
things you do.
He is there when you need him.He Respects you. He is proud youare his and likes
showing you off. And he treats you like a
queen. . . .my dear you are indeed lucky to have him. He may
not have it all now, but
one day he will...
He may not be living his dream now, but one day he will..
And as He pictures all this..He pictures You.
Ladies, there's no perfect man on earth, never you forget this fact. Learn to appreciate that
man in your life who strives to be all you need. That man who promises u nothing but tries his utmost best to give you everything.Y'all BE WISE

naijasunblog: mtn rockin it on ma pc

Please How do U̶̲̥̅̊ use it on ur pc with a modem?

Yeske!:
He looks gay abeg, not surprised he was deported.

. If guy too fine una go say na gay. Looking handsome is good deal no matter what people think.

piano_girl: STATE: Bayelsa
PPA: Basic Junior Secondary School,Okutukutu-Etegwe,Yenagoa.
BATCH: A
YEAR: 2012/2013
CAMP: Kaiama Grammar School,Kolokuma/Opokuma L.G.A
CDS: NYSC Musical Band

STATE: Bayelsa
PPA: Basic Junior Secondary School, Igbomotoru, Sourthern Ijaw
BATCH: A
YEAR: 2012/2013
CAMP: Kaiama Grammar School, kolokuma/opokuma LGA
CDS: None PLATOON 3

Gboliwe:

. All is well my brother.

emmykul1809: . We r going same place same day, writing same time. Pls let me hav ur number. Mine 07037126439, 08181737689. Abeg hala me. Am in Aba.

. ⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥Ơ̴̴̴͡k⌣̊┈̥-̶̯͡»̶̥, mine is 08165217402, 08054435774.

Gboliwe: same day, same time, same venu

. Where do you reside?

I stay in benin, my venue is also FUTA. Date is 25th and time is 9am. Wish U̶̲̥̅̊ all d̶̲̥̅̊ best.

Those of you that can not remember ur reference number or where U̶̲̥̅̊ kept ur printed application slip just enter ur surname then click on confirm ARN, a little form containing ur surname, first name, middle name, date of birth and gender will be displayed for U̶̲̥̅̊ to fill, after filling just click on continue and ur reference number will be displayed for U̶̲̥̅̊. Copy it, go back and relogin. This time U̶̲̥̅̊ will be glad. Just did it and I felt really happy. My center is FUTA, 9am on the 25th. I wish U̶̲̥̅̊ all the best, cheers......276DA74A

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the next toilet
saying:
'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom but I don't
know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
'I am Doing' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say: Uhhh, I'm like you, nature dictates!'

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can, but nature
hadn't let go as yet, when I hear another question. 'Can I come over?'

Gosh Whaaaat!, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I
could just be polite and end the conversation. I say ...
'No...... you know I am busy right now, I guess you are busy too!!!'

Then I hear the person say nervously...... ......

'Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an in the next toilet
who keeps answering all my questions.'

Mobile phones! Don't we just love them?

does someone with HND upper credit have a chance or is it just BSC.

if akpors steals #5billion and receives a chieftaincy title in his village and becomes a celebrity (thief) which of the following is true? (a) akpors is a lawmaker is Nigeria (b) akpors still has the potential of becoming the president of Nigeria (c)akpors is a formal president's friend (d)akpors will neva be jailed in Nigeria (e) all of the above

AK 48: If jonathan vex!
That oba go loose him seat,ho ha.

u think say na home video? The oba of benin can not be removed by man, na only death fit comot am there and wetin dey back am no be come chop ooooo.

Toluth: @all..pls I heard there are some groups u can join during orientation that are very beneficial to ppa placement..pls can u tell us some of these groups, so when we get to camp, we will be able to choose the right ones...

you can join OBS (orientation broadcasting service), if you are good in sports either vollyball or football try to make yourself known when you get there. You can also make friends with some of the military men or your platoon officer. Participating in fire nite activities such as miss pretty face, macho man can also help. I wish u d best.......

A guy was walking with his girlfriend when she saw a shoe on display that she likes... Girl: honey please i forgot my bag at home give me 5k so i can get this shoe. Guy: take this 100 naira rush down to the house and get ur bag.......... is the guy stingy or smart?

i am a batch A corper presently serving in Bayelsa state. Most of you will think that since its an oil state the state alawi will be good and considerate but that is not the case here o. When i saw my posting letter i was very happy that i was going to an oil state and most of my friends were even happy for me. But on getting to the camp i saw otherwise. The camp is one of the worst. If u are posted to yenagoa (state capital) you will be paid 3000, anywhere on land 4000 and across water 5000. So if you are planning on working your service to bayelsa you better think twice. I wish you all the best prospective OTONDOS

kpolli: Foolish post

some pple wise while some just dey so silly..... If u see pass ur hand go bend

babes no dey drop........make them just dey form well well, but guys these pics are poor na

i stopped roswell in season three and someone told me it has a four. I have being searching for season four to no avail, please is it really up to season four?

Mynd_44: Okay you dont want to break her heart abi? Leave her make another guy break the heart nah.

keep dreaming man

shebi person no fit pour out him heart.... I no blame una >:

i can say that she is the best thing that has ever happened to me, i love her so much and i know she loves me more than i love her and is ready to do anything for me. We attended the same secondary school but we did not date then but later met in higher institution and started dating and now we both love each other dearly even now i am serving i still keep my self for her and she cant wait for me to come home. My fear is that she always want me by her side always and when am not around she feels like running mad. My question is what if after my service i get a work somewhere far from her, i know things will change, she wont be able to see me always and i might just drift away but the fact is that she is my better half and i dont want to break her heart