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Sports / Re: Emmanuel Adebayor Shed More Light About Is Brother Rotimi Adebayor by Dovahkiin(m): 8:07pm On May 10, 2015
mulante:
They said ... Adebayor is an ingrate.

He defends himself with facts telling why he doesn't have a good relationship with his family.

They say ... Adebayor is exposing his family secret.


+10000000000000 likes , its easy to open mouth and judge looking from the outside , adebayor shd let it all out and get it off his chest

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Autos / Re: For Sale 2007 Benz Mclaren SLR 56m Negotiable. by Dovahkiin(m): 8:43am On Jan 10, 2014
Promhize:

Knowing cars is now "feeling among", you are a brainless schmuck

and by knowing cars i think you refer to being familiar with the name of the car , in the same way anybody can assume a Bugatti is expensive and exclusive grin grin , you're still trying to feel among , stop , its not a good look grin grin grin
Autos / Re: For Sale 2007 Benz Mclaren SLR 56m Negotiable. by Dovahkiin(m): 4:37pm On Jan 09, 2014
OP nothing wrong with cvasting a wide net , but u suppose know say na nairaland u dey grin

fanex: This is an SLR McLean you idiots. one of the most exclusive and fastest automobile in the world.It's certainly not for the masses. You all run along and buy ur Honda. Illiterate clowns

Fanex show us ur own mclean na? , since you no join for the masses , typo my ass , almost everybody knows what a McLaren is and how expensive and fast it is , you were trying to sound enlightened but ended up looking like a fool trying to feel among and include yourself grin grin , brand new is about 78milla btw , u can use that to feel among next time

Promhize:

Do you mind the dumb poor bastards on this forum?

Loser , you are following fanex , you too you want to feel among grin grin

victorazy:

You don't blame OP for anything.
Must they comment on every thread?
This advert is for big ppl not the minors. big boys and girls are here too!
How much do u think I go price this toy! Tokubo not tear leather! Is far higher than the price he aforementioned "gold is not for everybody". I was in this car yesday is like I was inside a shuttle grin I must buy it on monday.

i know your type grin grin , u see pesin park car , you come snap dey touch boot grin grin , i dey see ur ppl for silverbird for abuja grin grin

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Romance / Re: Pls Peeps: How Do You Guys Keep Long Term Relationships? by Dovahkiin(m): 5:39pm On Jan 06, 2014
you dont really need to do anything to make a relationship last long tbh , there are some wonderful women out there , you just need to meet one and you wont even feel the time passing . if u wanna cheat , dont get caught and also most importantly , give yourselves space .
Politics / Re: Gov Jang Defends State’s Security Outfit by Dovahkiin(m): 12:45pm On Dec 30, 2013
ayd91: Lame brains bring lame ideas.
Are Nigerians that dumb? I swear the middle east will be the death of us (if we don't wake up), Israel and UAE + the rest.

Romance / Re: List Things That Are Better Than Sex by Dovahkiin(m): 12:43pm On Dec 30, 2013
Blackeard: 1.Food
2.Money
3.Sleep

be there lying to urself
Romance / Re: Common Words Guys Use And Their Meanings by Dovahkiin(m): 7:37pm On Dec 29, 2013
Preceedo:

13. "What perfume do you use"- You have body odour and he's recommending a deodorant for you.

14. " Don't mention"- I know why I helped you and I won't accept "thank you" as a reward.

17."You look like my mother"- You breast don sag finish.


Romance / Re: Why Do Women Feel That Sex Is All A Guy Wants? by Dovahkiin(m): 10:20pm On Dec 28, 2013
sex is all we want tbh , any guy that disagrees is deceiving himself , guys do love & relationships because of one thing , steady supply of sex smiley

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Religion / Re: Smart Phones Are Demonic: A Nairalanders Experience by Dovahkiin(m): 8:59pm On Dec 28, 2013
kekakuz: guys i dont mean to sound shabby or silly or sound like one of those churchy guys who attribute anything innovative to the demon but something strange happened to me.

i got tired after doing some house cleaning so i decided to relax a little and watch a movie on my phone.

i could not watch the movie no matter how hard i try.the film played but i just could not put my self together to watch. .not long after i slept off.
-i had a dream i was in a car with my brother. the car looks so cool because u can use a screen to see instead of a the normal windscreen and you can use your phone to drive it

suddenly i felt this darkness allover.the phone became brighter and you could see tru the phone. same with my bros phone.

i suddenly feel the phone could see me more than i can see it.-i see the sreen get bigger and the phone emiting a dagerous gaseous substance that was chocking me. i tried to breath but could not so i forcefully stood up and tore tru the darkness but still could not breath.at this moment i was consious but not totally awake.- i could not breath in reality and i saw my phone infront of me.

i tried so hard and i felt like i was dieing

i started to pray in spirit as i could not lift myself.just then i felt a lid lifted from my nose so i could breath.i sprung back to life and tried to breath but my nose was solidly blocked.- i had to open my mouth till i found mentol.

i 'knew i was delivered because my nose was totally blocked yet i was able to breath a little enough to bring me back to life.
am not here to spoil anyones market but i fing this event disturbing and revealing.

God bless u all as u take note and become more vigilant. merry xmax people.

Politics / Re: INEC Registered A Bowl Of Rice As A Voter In Anambra by Dovahkiin(m): 1:38pm On Dec 28, 2013
Gh, Nb Bn grin grin

Phones / Re: Open Letter To MTN About Spam Messages by Dovahkiin(m): 2:49pm On Dec 24, 2013
why don't u guys just port to etisalat or glo? , that's the biggest statement you can make
Phones / Re: Star W450 MTK6582 Android 4.2 Smartphone - Spec & Price by Dovahkiin(m): 2:48pm On Dec 24, 2013
why are they stuffing a quad core processor into a toy? , that thing will heave serious heat issues , op dont buy it , the battery life is gonna suck
Career / Re: Woman Loses Pregnancy After Alleged Kick From Lebanese Boss by Dovahkiin(m): 2:44pm On Dec 24, 2013
careytommy: In other words, she wouldnt have lodged any complaints if she had not mis-carried. Then let her shut up and lick her wounds quitely.

are you trying to be edgy ? cos u just sound like a huge douche undecided
Foreign Affairs / Re: Mugabe Renames Victoria Falls To Mosi Oa Tunya by Dovahkiin(m): 6:18pm On Dec 20, 2013
Wale112:
It was first discovered by Scottish explorer David Livingstone who named it after Queen Victoria. Jabulani Sibanda, leader of Zimbabwe’s vocal war veterans, supported the move.

"discovered" ? foh , like he was the first to see it or something undecided , mugabe is a piece of $hit but this is a move i approve of
TV/Movies / Re: What Is The Most Annoying Tv Advert Of 2013 So Far? by Dovahkiin(m): 12:24pm On Dec 02, 2013
tomtom
extra joss
any chivita advert
amstel malta
m.is glo advert
one energy drink withy one annoying man and woman where a bag gets stolen and they do soem kung fu shit

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Celebrities / Re: Is Osas Ighodaro The Prettiest Celebrity In Nigeria? by Dovahkiin(m): 1:27pm On Nov 12, 2013
no

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Religion / Re: What Practice Do You Hate In A Particular Church? by Dovahkiin(m): 2:20pm On Nov 10, 2013
ammyluv2002: Those offering are optional, nobody is forcing anybody to give such offering. If u have, give and if you don't have, gum yourself for ur chair

They dont force you physically , they coerce you with words and scripture grin grin
Career / Re: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by Dovahkiin(m): 1:01pm On Nov 07, 2013
slightlyMad:

i work very hard so i think it is grand theft when i pay you 100% salary to work for 30days
and you skip some days, because you have to take your mom to the hospital (the usual line used by all of them)

you see, it's an agreement, you have to fulfill ur end for me to fulfill mine.
capish!
maybe you need to make ur hr policies stricter , im sure you know a lot of hardworking Nigerians , don't generalize

Ugosample: There are many ignorant people on this thread. For those who haven't been to India, know today that they are workaholics. Even the children are not left out. I know a garment shop in which these children work 75 hours every week and are paid $20 for the same period. And this is serious work,no arbitrary breaks. Anyone saying that a sizeable % of Nigerians, especially the youth ain't lazy, that person is delusional.

Career / Re: Are Indian Bosses In Nigeria That Bad??? by Dovahkiin(m): 11:06pm On Nov 06, 2013
frankobaba:

SHUT U.P MuMu...they are lunching space probes to Mars...and here u are castigating them

ode see what is impressing you grin grin , they launched a rocket to mars while majority of their population wallow in poverty and unemployment , and terrorists continue to blow $hit up , this whole mars launch shit is just a pissing contest . cant Bleep with their hustle tho , like the jews , they suceed anywhere they go and when they do , they help their other indians suceed . We nigerians might want to pick up on that .

slightlyMad: indians dont joke about their business and i so love that

You employ a nigerian and he'll be asking you for permission every month.
i love firing them.

Are you included in that generalization as a fellow Nigerian cos you are coming off all high and mighty

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Fashion / Re: Omotola Jalade’s Outfit To Lagos Fashion & Design Week by Dovahkiin(m): 7:53pm On Oct 31, 2013
why is there no back view showing her a$$ undecided undecided undecided
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson Vs Tooz. The More Voluptuous Beauty Goes To? by Dovahkiin(m): 8:22am On Oct 29, 2013
Toolz is prettier and thicker than mercy johnson by a long shot , toolz all the way

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Sports / Re: Sign Of End Time? Mysterious Figures At Chelsea Stadium by Dovahkiin(m): 8:00am On Oct 29, 2013
How are 11 grown a$$ men with face-paint and black hoods on a sign of the end times , i bow to you o undecided undecided undecided undecided
Romance / Re: Caught His Mum Cheat On His Dad. by Dovahkiin(m): 8:20am On Oct 27, 2013
so as the guy no dey trust any woman , in sef dey cheat too , lol , rubbish
Romance / Re: Please Advise, My Girlfriend Refused To Accept My BBM Request by Dovahkiin(m): 8:19am On Oct 27, 2013
koonbey: Break up with who? No be Person wey get Girlfriend dey breakup? You,my Friend;are very single lipsrsealed

Realest post ever , im sory op u got played cry cry cry
Romance / Re: Even If My Wife Earns Ten Times D Amount I Do, I Wil Never Let Her Pay D Bills!. by Dovahkiin(m): 8:16am On Oct 27, 2013
Good for you OP , hope ure enjoying the 80's smiley

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Phones / Re: Anti-Add Android Campaign By Blackberry Users? by Dovahkiin(m): 7:21am On Oct 27, 2013
why yall haters mad tho , your bb is caveman technology grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: True Story: What Would You Have Done? by Dovahkiin(m): 9:17pm On Oct 25, 2013
fabulousfortune: Immaturity is written all over this story. D Op nd her friend are so childish!

abeg park well , this thread made me laugh grin

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Romance / Re: Igbo Traditional Marriage, Is It Only For The Rich? by Dovahkiin(m): 5:57pm On Oct 25, 2013
zannie: U people must shaa bring tribalism into everything. Are u guys not tired of this BS?
If u don't understand d culture, then forget it. Its as simple as that. There are many places in Naija where you don't pay a dime. You can as well go there. Its not by force to pay bride price.
Nobody is even talking about 'idu uno', where the parents of the bride do something akin to a 'send off' for the bride. Sometimes what the new couple get from this idu uno is way more than the bride price paid.
Please if u don't understand a people's way of life, its ok. But at least respect it. There are 250 ethnic groups in this country, each with its own vast customs. We should learn to respect people in this country

what if some of the vast customs are stup1d? , shdnt we point out how stup1d they are? sad
Romance / Re: Ladies:would You Allow Your Man To Make Love To You In His Car? by Dovahkiin(m): 5:49pm On Oct 24, 2013
mukorodaniella: as 4 me oooo i cant do dat cus its only a dog dat does dat

didn't know dogs cld use cars
Romance / Re: Ladies:would You Allow Your Man To Make Love To You In His Car? by Dovahkiin(m): 5:12pm On Oct 24, 2013
xynerise:
Oh really?

dont act like uve never tried it grin

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