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Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by edygistvilla(m): 12:10am On Sep 19
Subconscious? No wonder your career remains dead
I will dig that your career up, cremate that poo, smoke it out of bible pages
My words are the holy grail, hope you kiss my shoes
I'm what you get if super man was bleeping wonder woman
Get that? Lyrical steve job, never afraid to bite the apple
I'm a so smart, I'm a living wonder, the lyrical version of mbappe
You want beef? You'll get enough food for thoughts
I'll make you crawl, tears running down your chin, till you beg 'that's enough'
I'm a kryptonite to your whole career, something like a wave crashing down the shore
I'm a nice dude, i will stab you, spill your guts with tears running down my cheek
Yeah! The evil genius is here, cooking bars in my lab, I'm like walter white
I'm known to strike niggas hard like ASUU, ask around, I'm that barking dog that bites
I'll tell my brethens in the hood, they'll put more holes on you than spongebob
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by edygistvilla(m): 4:14pm On Sep 18
I dish around the coldest bar, like an ice cream seller
Always ready to battle anyone, whether he's a living or dead fella
Yeah, where are the haters?, They can't see me like that slogan by John Cena
There's a fine line between being a legend and being great, I snort it hard
All I see here is dumb bars and disjointed flows, with dots and hyphens
When I spit bars: blood flows, and I aint talking about menses
Hymen? I rip that poo apart, where's NBC? my rap should be censored
Brooklyn flow, the grand master of lyricism, let me begin my lecture
Where's the mopper? cause there's gonna be a lot of red stains after this, I ain't talking ketchup
I demolish freestyle and bars, making you kids squeal under pressure
That's my nature, unfuckable wit (with), I should get a doctorate degree
Stumping my chest, growling, the new hip hop king kong
Hostile with the bars, I can feel your teeth chatter, hit you with the racket, like ping pong
Highly emotional like anime, i won't apologize, I've seen blood on the street
Seen more uzis and grenades than the creeks, you pricks!

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Education / FUNAAB Admission Portal Is The Worst In Nigeria by edygistvilla(m): 5:35pm On Sep 14
For two days now, it's been tasking for me: mentally, financially and emotionally, all in a bid to register for post utme in Federal university of agriculture, Abeokuta. I've been trying for days to register, from 'error 500' to 'internal server error' to 'payment gateway error' and other myriad of problems. I can imagine this is also happening to thousands of other aspirants trying to access their portal. If an institution that claims to be one of the best in the country, can not structure a functioning website, then the polity is indeed in flames.
The management of federal university of agriculture, Abeokuta needs to know that this issue is painting the institution in a very negative light and fix this issue accordingly.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by edygistvilla(m): 12:45pm On Sep 14
Rockyrascal:
you sir,deserves an award.
you son, no nothing about rap and lyricism.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by edygistvilla(m): 12:27am On Sep 11
King kong flows, watch me pound my chest
Pause your mediocre flows, learn from the best
I come with absolute destruction, five times harvey
I can see the shooked ones, heart bumpy and sweaty
It's me on freestyle mode, with more punches than Tyson
Or Mayweather, come rain, come sunshine, I will outshine y'all
leave you frustrated and prostrated at the same time
Paranormal vibe, my bars are the living dead
That's why I always never forget to aim for the head
I'm cooler than alaska, but i'm a living hell to y'all
Who can contest me? I'll leave you tormented
Pitchfork on your thighs, make you squirm like an ignorant bitch


*drops mic*

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by edygistvilla(m): 12:09am On Sep 11
optimus106:
slowpoke
,this is a Two lines diss/
wacko,
or were you born like this?/
you'll keep getting 'the seas'
that's a plague from Egypt,please/
run back into your shell/or get hit by a shell/
you are unequivocally WACK
no one would want to gas you up like shell/
(kite feast)

Those bars are poo that should end up deep in the latrine
I go hard, bar for bar, no one living can contest me
pedophilia flows, all you kids can't stand me
I am your nightmare and your worst fantasy
I will choke you on your bars and make you disgust with yourself
Beat up your future kids, feed your wife my monster dick
steal everything you got, and leave you murked
Travel / Please I Need Direction To Somewhere In Ikeja by edygistvilla(m): 8:44pm On Aug 14
I need a detailed direction to my destination in Oduduwa way, ikeja GRA...I am coming from Ojota bus stop...
I need information like:
1.) the busfare and
2.) the time of arrival i.e how many minutes or hour can the journey take.

please be specific as possible (i no wan lost). Thank you!
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Writers'lodge Writers Invitation. by edygistvilla(m): 11:51pm On Aug 01
Sent mail, no reply yet
Education / UNIUYO SUG President Embarrasses Himself In Public (video Included) by edygistvilla(m): 5:50pm On Jul 14
The president of the student union government, university of Uyo, Duff Gabriel in a public event, embarrassed himself by using poor grammar. This reflect the poor leadership quality in Nigeria.

cc: lalasticlala

Watch the funny video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9109FZ5ZcM&feature=youtu.be
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 10:37am On Jul 14
lilsamxyz:
Please is 282 in jamb and A1 parallel in waec qualified for medicine.

Highly intimidating
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 2:15am On Jul 13
ikuerowo9:
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I had 282 in my UTME, going for CLA in UI. I have already calculated my points, had 66.92 and last year cut off points was 62.91. Any advice as regards this?
Moreover any CLA ASPIRANTS should message or call mai number for talk 08143284854, or add me up on facebook for companionship 'FRANCIS IKUEROWO'

Damn!
You must be needing this companionship desperately

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 7:48am On Jul 08
TheHistorian:

Reverse Psychology. angry angry


You're playing the devil's advocate...kudos!
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 7:36am On Jul 08
oldfoolnigger:
samuelizz!!.






the notorious










observer!!.


Weldon sir!!.

Why did you give yourself such a moniker? sad
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 7:39pm On Jul 06
babablogger:
you are wrong sir exams reflects your performance except say you vex person wey go mark am lol

Not in Nigeria.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 5:32am On Jul 05
Rayman1000:
I am very well open minded, yes he presented facts and I didn't say anything was wrong about it. But nobody really wants to rely on facts. Everybody is anxious. If you want to put your hopes on the facts aiit goodluck, all the best. We have been telling people to take coc and coi, yet jamb just keeping everybody bewildered. Best bet go to there office and find out what's up than waiting or sit down and be waiting for the Coc or coi to come out.

Be optimistic, bruv.
It will take you far smiley
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 12:49am On Jul 05
Rayman1000:
rn following jamb is like following a blind man, you can't fully rely on things like this. People should just start putting there eyes and ears down for their schools updates. Rn jamb should have started sending database to schools and as we know Nigeria school waits for no one.

Atleast,be open-minded, bro.
He made a good point. He presented facts, not baseless speculations and assumptions.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 4:08am On Jul 03
Jamb score:281

O'level result in major subjects: B3, B2, B3, C4, C5

I am opting for education and english,what are my chances?

How competitive is admission into the department?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 1:03am On Jun 30
DokitaDave:
Simply put up your questions here. There are some students who are here and would answer you. Okay?

You think I don't know that?
You think I'll just request for phone number without thinking of options?
So, you think there are no personal questions one can ask away from this thread?
Do you think people share exactly the same subjective experiences?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 7:07pm On Jun 29
Please can I have the phone number of someone who is presently a student of UI, I would love to ask some few important questions...abeg!
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 3:17am On May 29
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 3:17am On May 29
Rayman1000:
Same thing happened in unilag last year, English education was higher than normal English.

I rarely enjoy surprises, especially unpleasant ones o.
Anyways, to remain optimistic and hopeful is not bad.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 10:38pm On May 28
I still do not understand why last-year's cutoff mark for 'education and english' was pegged at 62.10 while English was 57.10...Isn't the reverse suppose to be the case?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 7:56am On May 28
Abeg someone should enlighten us on how cutoff marks are decided in UI
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 7:45am On May 28
Ajet001:
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Did you say too far.??
Ask from the OAU guys grin grin
Well, i don't know the reason for the delay.

Initially resumption was slated for 27/11/2017 but the calendar was re-adjusted just of recent

Besides why did you want to purchase the change of course form..?

Due to fear of underperforming in the just-concluded UTME , I applied to another university as a way of damage control.
But I stand for quality and meritocracy, so I am seriously considering a switch to UI.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 9:32pm On May 27
Ajet001:

*Your chances are high.

**Probably august/september


***on a scale of 1-10 her admission transparency is (>9<10)

** no catchment area, purely merit driven

**** students resume next session on 02/01/2018 -i.e(jan 2)

Thank you, boss.
I will have to purchase a JAMB change of course form with immediate effect.
But resumption for the new session slated for January, compared to other institutions, this is too far.
Why the delay?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 9:20pm On May 27
oldfoolnigger:
u are super good to go ma!!
what's ur aggregate when u calculated it?

65
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 9:00pm On May 27
Hey guys,
I am vying for education and english, my utme score is 280
and I have 3Bs and 2Cs in relevant subjects including maths, english, literature, CRK and government.
How strong are my chances?
When will the screening exercise begin?
How transparent is the screening exercise?
Does UI consider catchment area or it's just merit based system alone...
When will the new session begin?

Thank you as you help a brother out with these answers!
Education / Re: Annual Xfire Nairaland Undergraduate Quiz Competition (scholarship) - Maiden Ed. by edygistvilla(m): 1:50pm On Jan 04
edygistvilla@gmail.com
university of uyo
communication arts
100 Level
Health / Help! My Aunty Is Hiding Her HIV Status by edygistvilla(m): 11:45am On Jun 29, 2016
Since morning, I've been weary and emotionally drenched; weakened and battered by my thoughts.

This morning, As I approached the freezer to get a glass of water; I saw a polythene bag, packed haphazardly and carelessly behind it. It spurred my curiosity, as i got the polybag from the secluded area. Inside the bag contained a clinic card with my aunty's name on it and two small jar of a drug with the labelled 'ELAVIRENZ, LAMIVUDINE AND TENOFOVIR DISOPROXIL FUMARATE TABLETS'

I was puzzled and preplexed beyond limit because I've never heard of a drug with such a long name. So, I got my laptop did a brief research on google. Lo, and behold, the drug was associated with an intensive treatment for HIV patient and It could be used as an anti-retroviral vaccine.

I almost cried, not because I was concerned about her health but she might have shared sharp object like razor blade, kitchen knife and the likes with my mum, who is her immediate elder sister. She even uses my mum's sponge at times.

Fellow Nairalanders, I'm as confused as two dogs stuck. This lady has been living with us as a family for close to eighteen years and she choose to hide her health status from us, thus, putting the whole family in a very big risk. She's selfish because she cares about her reputation and choose not to disclose information as sensitive as this.

In as much as I don't wish to stigmatize her, what should I do? keeping mute is not an option. I don't want a big controversy and scandal brewing niether do I want animosity here and there. How do I secure the general health safety of my family without cursing trouble and wahala?

Please, I need your advice!
Computers / Help, My Laptop Is Developing Issues!!! by edygistvilla(m): 1:43pm On Jun 21, 2016
My Hp 'Mini' Laptop have been the source of my problems and heartache in the last two weeks. When I switch on the laptop, It doesn't show anything i.e blank screen while the auxilary lights and the fan is working fine...

This happens very occasionally but yesterday, the same problem occured and up till now the laptop is on without showing anything.

I'm confused and disturbed greatly

Does anyone know any troubleshooting technique to tackle this fault?

What might be the cause?

If I'm to take it to a repairer to fix it, what would be the estimated cost?

Thanks!
Education / When To ACTUALLY Use "I" Vs. "Me" by edygistvilla(m): 9:05pm On Apr 12, 2016
In honor of the guy who incorrectly corrected me today, let's all improve our English skills a little bit.

It is common knowledge that when you are referring to yourself along with another person, you say something like "Sandra and I" instead of "Sandra and me". This is only sometimes correct! First let's talk about the more technical grammar stuff, and then I'll give you a simple rule to follow.

I is used as a subject in a sentence, and me is used as an object. Let's use a simple set of sentences as an example:


I saw you at the mall. (I am the subject, I did the seeing... so we use "I"wink
You saw me at the mall. (I am the object, I am the thing that was seen... so we use "me"wink

This does not change when you are referring to someone else along with yourself. If you are referring to yourself as a subject, you still use the word "I", and if you are referring to yourself as an object, you still use the word "me". So our examples become:


Sally and I saw you at the mall. (This one is obvious)
You saw Sally and me at the mall. (This one is where people make their mistakes. You are still referring to yourself as an object in the sentence, so you still use the word "me". Regardless of the fact that Sally is involved as well.)

And now here's the simple rule to follow : If you are referring to yourself along with someone else and don't know whether to use "I" or "me", change the sentence so that you are only referring to yourself. Whichever word you would use then is the correct word to use even when adding someone else in with you.


Examples:

Correct: You and I should go out. (I should go out)
Incorrect: You and me should go out. (Me should go out)
Correct: You should talk to Dave and me about that. (You should talk to me about that)
Incorrect: You should talk to Dave and I about that. (You should talk to I about that)

cc: lalasticlala

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