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Career / Re: I Lost My Job Because Of My Love For Buhari...( No Regrets) by edygistvilla(m): 6:25pm On Jul 05
From hindsight analytical perspective, i can only laugh hard at your irrationality and absurd theatrics
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Creative Football Writer(s) Needed by edygistvilla(m): 8:06am On Jul 01
radiokilla:
Sent out some emails but no reply.

If you have good command of English, follow football and can write then drop your number. I can give a quick call.

09066252667
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by edygistvilla(m): 11:24pm On Jun 24
iyke2ken:




under the microscope, it's clear to all how your career has PANned out.

You should take up a job at the BAKERY, and pray to the God of OLAJUMOKE so you could RISE from beneath this FLOUR (floor).



I'm the lyrical redeemer, like ahmed musa in this bitch
I'll beat up till you throw up the trash you call bars, like you sea sick!
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Creative Football Writer(s) Needed by edygistvilla(m): 11:15pm On Jun 24
radiokilla:
Hi there,

If you follow football and have the flair/time for writing football related contents, then quote me with your best email.
Copied contents are not allowed.

Thanks

Edygistvilla@gmail.com
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by edygistvilla(m): 12:10am On Sep 19, 2017
Subconscious? No wonder your career remains dead
I will dig that your career up, cremate that poo, smoke it out of bible pages
My words are the holy grail, hope you kiss my shoes
I'm what you get if super man was bleeping wonder woman
Get that? Lyrical steve job, never afraid to bite the apple
I'm a so smart, I'm a living wonder, the lyrical version of mbappe
You want beef? You'll get enough food for thoughts
I'll make you crawl, tears running down your chin, till you beg 'that's enough'
I'm a kryptonite to your whole career, something like a wave crashing down the shore
I'm a nice dude, i will stab you, spill your guts with tears running down my cheek
Yeah! The evil genius is here, cooking bars in my lab, I'm like walter white
I'm known to strike niggas hard like ASUU, ask around, I'm that barking dog that bites
I'll tell my brethens in the hood, they'll put more holes on you than spongebob
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by edygistvilla(m): 4:14pm On Sep 18, 2017
I dish around the coldest bar, like an ice cream seller
Always ready to battle anyone, whether he's a living or dead fella
Yeah, where are the haters?, They can't see me like that slogan by John Cena
There's a fine line between being a legend and being great, I snort it hard
All I see here is dumb bars and disjointed flows, with dots and hyphens
When I spit bars: blood flows, and I aint talking about menses
Hymen? I rip that poo apart, where's NBC? my rap should be censored
Brooklyn flow, the grand master of lyricism, let me begin my lecture
Where's the mopper? cause there's gonna be a lot of red stains after this, I ain't talking ketchup
I demolish freestyle and bars, making you kids squeal under pressure
That's my nature, unfuckable wit (with), I should get a doctorate degree
Stumping my chest, growling, the new hip hop king kong
Hostile with the bars, I can feel your teeth chatter, hit you with the racket, like ping pong
Highly emotional like anime, i won't apologize, I've seen blood on the street
Seen more uzis and grenades than the creeks, you pricks!

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Education / FUNAAB Admission Portal Is The Worst In Nigeria by edygistvilla(m): 5:35pm On Sep 14, 2017
For two days now, it's been tasking for me: mentally, financially and emotionally, all in a bid to register for post utme in Federal university of agriculture, Abeokuta. I've been trying for days to register, from 'error 500' to 'internal server error' to 'payment gateway error' and other myriad of problems. I can imagine this is also happening to thousands of other aspirants trying to access their portal. If an institution that claims to be one of the best in the country, can not structure a functioning website, then the polity is indeed in flames.
The management of federal university of agriculture, Abeokuta needs to know that this issue is painting the institution in a very negative light and fix this issue accordingly.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by edygistvilla(m): 12:45pm On Sep 14, 2017
Rockyrascal:
you sir,deserves an award.
you son, no nothing about rap and lyricism.
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by edygistvilla(m): 12:27am On Sep 11, 2017
King kong flows, watch me pound my chest
Pause your mediocre flows, learn from the best
I come with absolute destruction, five times harvey
I can see the shooked ones, heart bumpy and sweaty
It's me on freestyle mode, with more punches than Tyson
Or Mayweather, come rain, come sunshine, I will outshine y'all
leave you frustrated and prostrated at the same time
Paranormal vibe, my bars are the living dead
That's why I always never forget to aim for the head
I'm cooler than alaska, but i'm a living hell to y'all
Who can contest me? I'll leave you tormented
Pitchfork on your thighs, make you squirm like an ignorant bitch


*drops mic*

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by edygistvilla(m): 12:09am On Sep 11, 2017
optimus106:
slowpoke
,this is a Two lines diss/
wacko,
or were you born like this?/
you'll keep getting 'the seas'
that's a plague from Egypt,please/
run back into your shell/or get hit by a shell/
you are unequivocally WACK
no one would want to gas you up like shell/
(kite feast)

Those bars are poo that should end up deep in the latrine
I go hard, bar for bar, no one living can contest me
pedophilia flows, all you kids can't stand me
I am your nightmare and your worst fantasy
I will choke you on your bars and make you disgust with yourself
Beat up your future kids, feed your wife my monster dick
steal everything you got, and leave you murked
Travel / Please I Need Direction To Somewhere In Ikeja by edygistvilla(m): 8:44pm On Aug 14, 2017
I need a detailed direction to my destination in Oduduwa way, ikeja GRA...I am coming from Ojota bus stop...
I need information like:
1.) the busfare and
2.) the time of arrival i.e how many minutes or hour can the journey take.

please be specific as possible (i no wan lost). Thank you!
Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Writers'lodge Writers Invitation. by edygistvilla(m): 11:51pm On Aug 01, 2017
Sent mail, no reply yet
Education / UNIUYO SUG President Embarrasses Himself In Public (video Included) by edygistvilla(m): 5:50pm On Jul 14, 2017
The president of the student union government, university of Uyo, Duff Gabriel in a public event, embarrassed himself by using poor grammar. This reflect the poor leadership quality in Nigeria.

cc: lalasticlala

Watch the funny video below:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9109FZ5ZcM&feature=youtu.be
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 10:37am On Jul 14, 2017
lilsamxyz:
Please is 282 in jamb and A1 parallel in waec qualified for medicine.

Highly intimidating
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 2:15am On Jul 13, 2017
ikuerowo9:
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I had 282 in my UTME, going for CLA in UI. I have already calculated my points, had 66.92 and last year cut off points was 62.91. Any advice as regards this?
Moreover any CLA ASPIRANTS should message or call mai number for talk 08143284854, or add me up on facebook for companionship 'FRANCIS IKUEROWO'

Damn!
You must be needing this companionship desperately

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Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 7:48am On Jul 08, 2017
TheHistorian:

Reverse Psychology. angry angry


You're playing the devil's advocate...kudos!
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 7:36am On Jul 08, 2017
oldfoolnigger:
samuelizz!!.






the notorious










observer!!.


Weldon sir!!.

Why did you give yourself such a moniker? sad
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 7:39pm On Jul 06, 2017
babablogger:
you are wrong sir exams reflects your performance except say you vex person wey go mark am lol

Not in Nigeria.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 5:32am On Jul 05, 2017
Rayman1000:
I am very well open minded, yes he presented facts and I didn't say anything was wrong about it. But nobody really wants to rely on facts. Everybody is anxious. If you want to put your hopes on the facts aiit goodluck, all the best. We have been telling people to take coc and coi, yet jamb just keeping everybody bewildered. Best bet go to there office and find out what's up than waiting or sit down and be waiting for the Coc or coi to come out.

Be optimistic, bruv.
It will take you far smiley
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 12:49am On Jul 05, 2017
Rayman1000:
rn following jamb is like following a blind man, you can't fully rely on things like this. People should just start putting there eyes and ears down for their schools updates. Rn jamb should have started sending database to schools and as we know Nigeria school waits for no one.

Atleast,be open-minded, bro.
He made a good point. He presented facts, not baseless speculations and assumptions.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 4:08am On Jul 03, 2017
Jamb score:281

O'level result in major subjects: B3, B2, B3, C4, C5

I am opting for education and english,what are my chances?

How competitive is admission into the department?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 1:03am On Jun 30, 2017
DokitaDave:
Simply put up your questions here. There are some students who are here and would answer you. Okay?

You think I don't know that?
You think I'll just request for phone number without thinking of options?
So, you think there are no personal questions one can ask away from this thread?
Do you think people share exactly the same subjective experiences?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 7:07pm On Jun 29, 2017
Please can I have the phone number of someone who is presently a student of UI, I would love to ask some few important questions...abeg!
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 3:17am On May 29, 2017
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 3:17am On May 29, 2017
Rayman1000:
Same thing happened in unilag last year, English education was higher than normal English.

I rarely enjoy surprises, especially unpleasant ones o.
Anyways, to remain optimistic and hopeful is not bad.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 10:38pm On May 28, 2017
I still do not understand why last-year's cutoff mark for 'education and english' was pegged at 62.10 while English was 57.10...Isn't the reverse suppose to be the case?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 7:56am On May 28, 2017
Abeg someone should enlighten us on how cutoff marks are decided in UI
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 7:45am On May 28, 2017
Ajet001:
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Did you say too far.??
Ask from the OAU guys grin grin
Well, i don't know the reason for the delay.

Initially resumption was slated for 27/11/2017 but the calendar was re-adjusted just of recent

Besides why did you want to purchase the change of course form..?

Due to fear of underperforming in the just-concluded UTME , I applied to another university as a way of damage control.
But I stand for quality and meritocracy, so I am seriously considering a switch to UI.
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 9:32pm On May 27, 2017
Ajet001:

*Your chances are high.

**Probably august/september


***on a scale of 1-10 her admission transparency is (>9<10)

** no catchment area, purely merit driven

**** students resume next session on 02/01/2018 -i.e(jan 2)

Thank you, boss.
I will have to purchase a JAMB change of course form with immediate effect.
But resumption for the new session slated for January, compared to other institutions, this is too far.
Why the delay?
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 9:20pm On May 27, 2017
oldfoolnigger:
u are super good to go ma!!
what's ur aggregate when u calculated it?

65
Education / Re: University Of Ibadan(UI) 2017/2018 Admission Thread by edygistvilla(m): 9:00pm On May 27, 2017
Hey guys,
I am vying for education and english, my utme score is 280
and I have 3Bs and 2Cs in relevant subjects including maths, english, literature, CRK and government.
How strong are my chances?
When will the screening exercise begin?
How transparent is the screening exercise?
Does UI consider catchment area or it's just merit based system alone...
When will the new session begin?

Thank you as you help a brother out with these answers!

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