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Politics / Re: APC Presidential Primary: (Live Updates, Pictures & Results) by edygistvilla(m): 5:11am On Jun 08, 2022
How many states have casted their votes so far? I fell asleep while watching. Kudos to those who were awake all night!
Travel / Re: 1,236 Nigerians Die In Road Accidents In Q3 2020 - NBS by edygistvilla(m): 1:45pm On Jan 12, 2021
This is close to the total covid death in Nigeria. Instead of investing in repairing our dilapidated road infrastructure, they want to spend a half a trillion dollars on a vaccine Nigerians are sceptical about

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Health / X by edygistvilla(m): 11:41am On Sep 24, 2020
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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Closed! Adult Niche Writer Needed. by edygistvilla(m): 11:16am On Jun 11, 2020
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Literature/Writing Ads / Re: Beware Of Benscolari - He Is Fraudulent by edygistvilla(m): 2:49pm On Mar 21, 2019
Benscolari:
Madam dominique, why is this thread still active? What business do I have here again angry sad
I like my reputation stainless, I don't get why this is still on

Oga, if you have any iota of shame and good morals, then you won't type any idiotic bullshit and offer an apology. These writers you have tried to fleece off their hard work and energy, have made accusations which are backed by clear evidence, but you seem to be deluding yourself that you have a reputation, but you are a cesspit of deception.

My anger is with you because I have encountered scammers of your ilk severally, who exploit other writers on this platform, and can't seem to stick to common agreement and contractual terms. Shame on you!

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by edygistvilla(m): 8:42am On Mar 19, 2019
Boo3nity:


Thrash talks like this make me simply pull a knife n go @ Ur wife - one good swipe, will take a breast off her
And Ur daughter? Imma put her up - "who's got the best offer?" Sell her off to a child molester to be her next father!!!

Seems you're coprophile, because you deserve to have died as a baby, floating in the toilet

You love molestation bars, because as a kid, you were banged numerously with your uncle's dick in your gullet
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by edygistvilla(m): 10:58pm On Mar 16, 2019
Boo3nity:



U cause me pain? U stand a better chance headlocking a gorilla
That's right after you grow up n quit using biatch ass monikers like edygistvilla!

Don't fu. ck with me! What's a gorilla to the king of the jungle? You carcass!

I'll make you bleed harder than your girl when she's on her menses
Rap Battles / Re: Flow For Rank by edygistvilla(m): 7:24pm On Mar 16, 2019
Who the fu. ck wanna battle with the big bad monster?
The rap bully is here, he's armed with lyrical muscles like a bouncer
I'm like a venereal disease, a crazy discomfort
I'm what you get if superman and wonderwoman fu. cked with no condom
Always fresh, my rhymes are cool like tomtom
Lesson to y'all: Don't go barking when you are toothless
I've seen most of your bars, straight thrash and useless
A lot tried making sense, but it was fruitless
Get another career, your rap game suffers from paralysis
You won't earn a dime from rap till when Jesus visits
Straight pussies, should be putting on geestring and strap-on
My heart is so black and uglier than the dude called blaqbonez
Because all I do is annihilate all you clowns,
The throne is mine, it's my 'thorn' to request for the crown

*drop mic*

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by edygistvilla(m): 6:57pm On Mar 16, 2019
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Now you got my attention, RIP in advance bro

Get ready to recieve much pain like broomstick in your pee-hole
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by edygistvilla(m): 3:50pm On Mar 10, 2019
Mediocre rhymes and weak syllables, let me school you
I got the magical flow, I ain't even talking voodoo
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by edygistvilla(m): 11:09pm On Jan 28, 2019
Wadewaltz:

Baba ya sayin nansense,you no just sabi rap,ur brain dey leak abi sense dey pain u

I'm the nemesis who'll make you regret rapping

Bars hit you so hard, you'll think it's Mayweather fighting

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by edygistvilla(m): 10:58pm On Jan 28, 2019
Wadewaltz:

I came here to upgrade and challenge,u are non of dos tins

I degraded and gave you a dose of humiliation

I'll spit on your kid, while in your wife's pu.ssy, doing the ejaculation cheesy
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by edygistvilla(m): 10:41pm On Jan 28, 2019
Wadewaltz:

Pls sumone else should diss me me,dis guy is obviously still learnin d ropes.Good job Edy

First casualty! Ethered your ass, I ain't even Nas (nice)

Go cry behind mama's back, because I whooped your ass
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by edygistvilla(m): 8:36pm On Jan 28, 2019
Wadewaltz:

I used to rap dis way 10 years ago

Now I rule your world,U go green,While I now glo/GLOW

Your corny wordplay can't match my food for thought

My bars are so on point that you can't see through the dot.
Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by edygistvilla(m): 7:50pm On Jan 28, 2019
Wadewaltz:

Edy dis is my villa,ur just a visitor

Sit on d couch,ur map of Russia might be smaller dan wat u rilly thot

The deep ocean you about to wade in, will make you waltz in tears

It's high time you swallow your pride and admit your fears

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Rap Battles / Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by edygistvilla(m): 5:19pm On Jan 28, 2019
Wadewaltz:
Hellvictorinho,ur so short if I stand,From under u can see my balls

Ur rap is Airforce01 kid's gugu gaga,By ur knowledge,u shud be callin me "bros"


Hope you heard about me? I cremate weak bars

I stab you multiple times, and your scars will be bigger than the map of Russia
Technology Market / Re: For All Your SanDisk Microsd, Flash drives, OTG and all your HDD/SSD by edygistvilla(m): 11:01am On Jan 24, 2019
Just2endowed2:


Hello good morning.... It's 2,500

Alright, how do I make order for purchase?
Technology Market / Re: For All Your SanDisk Microsd, Flash drives, OTG and all your HDD/SSD by edygistvilla(m): 4:42pm On Jan 23, 2019
What's the price for 16gb?
Technology Market / Re: Sold by edygistvilla(m): 6:48pm On Jan 19, 2019
What's the least possible price you can sell the laptop for?
Computers / Re: ✈✳✅American Used Laptops. Bulk Sales #discounted. Delivery Nationwide. by edygistvilla(m): 7:06am On Jan 19, 2019
Is the DELL Inspiron 14 still available?
Technology Market / Re: New Hp/dell/acer Desktop/workstation For Sale On Docconcepts.com Warranty by edygistvilla(m): 5:03pm On Jan 15, 2019
docconceptscom:
@edygistvilla `1 yr warranty 2a francis oremeji st computer village ikeja


I'll be there this week, to buy a new laptop
Technology Market / Re: New Hp/dell/acer Desktop/workstation For Sale On Docconcepts.com Warranty by edygistvilla(m): 1:38pm On Jan 15, 2019
What's the warranty period of your laptops?
Do you have a physical location where one can check them out?
Technology Market / Re: USA Used Dell Laptops For Sale starting @ 55k - SOLD OUT by edygistvilla(m): 3:38am On Jan 14, 2019
Is Dell Inspiron N5050 still available?
Technology Market / Re: Sharp Sharp Deals, On Cars, Phones, Laptop..sold out!! by edygistvilla(m): 4:54pm On Jan 13, 2019
mikkyangel:
*Hp (starwars Edition)..........................100k.......................SOLD! SOLD!!(HAKEEM)
-Intel core i5-6th gen
-1tb hard dive
-6gb memory....
-Baclightkeyboard


freebies:
-Solid Laptop Bag
-mouse
-headset
-usb fan

Is this still available?
Computer Market / Re: HP Probook 6545b 15.6" Laptop 4gb Ram 250gb Hdd, Bluetooth by edygistvilla(m): 11:30am On Jan 11, 2019
45k? I'm seriously interested
Computers / Re: Sold by edygistvilla(m): 12:47am On Jan 11, 2019
nurey:


chat me up on whatsapp you test the functionality b4 payment

Can I have your number then
Computers / Re: Laptop: Hp Pavilion Dv5 (corei5, 320gb Hdd, 4gb Ram) by edygistvilla(m): 6:02pm On Jan 10, 2019
Will you be willing to sell for 50k? I live in Lagos
Computers / Re: Sold by edygistvilla(m): 5:44pm On Jan 10, 2019
nurey:
Available
I'm interested in Dell vostro, 40k? I live in Lagos. How can I be guaranteed of a seamless performance?
Computers / Re: USA Used Lenovo T420 Core I5 For Sale. by edygistvilla(m): 5:18pm On Jan 10, 2019
50k? How do I guarantee it is problem free? Where is your office?
Computers / Re: 65k: Samsung QX410 (320gb/4gb, Corei5) SOLD by edygistvilla(m): 5:17pm On Jan 10, 2019
50k? How can I be guaranteed that it is problem free?

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