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Nairaland / General / Re: If Facebook Was A School.... by Ejine(m): 1:23pm On May 06, 2013
olempe:

It's people like you that I remove, just taking space...

grin grin grin grin
Nairaland / General / Re: If Facebook Was A School.... by Ejine(m): 12:58pm On May 06, 2013
O boy, na me go collect 1st class for number 7: "Checking out what others are up to but not saying a word". I swear.

My "internet breath" now probably stinks like vulture corpse because I haven't opened my mouth in 2 years as far as Facebook is concerned. grin

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Education / Re: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by Ejine(m): 10:24am On May 06, 2013
grandpoh: DIBU is incompetent i cn categorically say dat....i cnt c mai result...y? No biometric verification.......which i did b4 entrn in2 d exam hall i even did it twice 2 confirm mai info....i was amazed wen i saw d trash.........NW gimme 1 gud reason he shudn't be assasinated.......my sickness cmt be cured medically coz xinc fri i'v been thinkn nd depressed!!!

Please, who is this DIBU you guys are talking about? I don't understand...
Education / Re: 2013 JAMB Poor Result: What Caused It? by Ejine(m): 10:22am On May 06, 2013
My nephew scored 202 and is going for UniZik. I guess it was a narrow escape for him but not yet uhuru as another hurdle awaits the chap in the form of Post-UTME.
Politics / Re: PDP Urges EFCC To Probe Fashola Administration by Ejine(m): 9:11am On May 06, 2013
While I agree the Fashola administration is most likely corrupt, I still find it funny dem neva probe TA Orji finish.

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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 8:20am On May 06, 2013
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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 3:22am On May 06, 2013
White007: Ejiné no mind the ladies, your babe is smoking hot as 50calibre have said.

grin Thanks boss. But truth be told, I actually would have been worried if none of the women said anything negative about her. Weird, I know grin
Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 3:11am On May 06, 2013
nwando:


I was just poking fun
Please forgive me ,let me modify my last post
Congrats on your upcoming wedding.

I've already saved the page on my hard-drive, so editing it wouldn't be of any use.
Your posts already serve as a very good case study on the female ego insecurities wink

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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 3:09am On May 06, 2013
50calibre:

A male hater! Dude you are an embarrassment, I'm disappointed with you. Instead of being spurred on to go out and find yourself a hot chick, you are here hating and talking nonsense. Are you trying to impress mrs Chima? Well news flash!! She is as ugly as jabba the hut

Oga ooh! That's not a male. That's a woman. Read her previous posts and you'll see.
They really live up to the stereotypes grin

Ever desperate to pull down any woman who roundly beats them in the looks department. grin

This thread is a very good case study.
I'm bookmarking it for future use.
Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 3:06am On May 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:
Buhhhhhhaaaaaa.

Mate, I'm still waiting for that picture of yours oh. Since the only thing you're capable of doing is throwing elementary level yaks to help your low self esteem. grin

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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 3:05am On May 06, 2013
nwando:

Instead of all this epistle according to St Ejine,post another picture nau

grin Aunty Nwando, that post was directed at 50Calibre, not you. But it sure did hit close to home, didn't it? grin

Anyhoo, if you're that keen on seeing her, biko do quick quick, let me know and I'll send you an invite to our wedding on June. grin

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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 2:56am On May 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:
LMAO at me hating when I just gave OP's chick a compliment.

Don't get mad cos your chick look like a man. Look at that nose...damn!!

We don hear. Post your picture if you want your worn-out yabs to have any effect.

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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 2:55am On May 06, 2013
Here Mrs. Chima, a quote from one of your white heroes on that link:

Would you admit to being in a relationship much less intimate with a brillo headed smelly nigress?

http://downloadpolitics.com/showthread.php?7870-Ever-wonder-why-white-guys-dating-sheboons-never-brag

So, let me get this straight... While you're throwing empty ineffective lines at a beautiful black lady who couldn't care less about you, the same white men you adore are busy ripping you to pieces on their forum? grin

You're really funny.

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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 2:50am On May 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


Lmao. Trust I don't look like a projext trick.

She looks like she buys her weave from the dollar store. OP's chick looks betttter than your trick.

All this time spent throwing empty childish yabs at a beautiful high-acheiving lady would be better spent posting that picture of yours for us to take you seriously. grin
Are you trying to bore us to death?

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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 2:48am On May 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:
White men rocks!!!!

Sure, Aunty Ruckus.

Here... With love from your white heroes: Ever Wonder Why White Guys Dating Sheboons Never Brag?

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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 2:46am On May 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


Why you mad nigga? grin

You have posted a pix of a busted man and you MAD?

Okay. She's a busted man if it helps you sleep better.
Post your picture already, Beavis grin

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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 2:45am On May 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


You are right...I don't look like that he-she.

She-he is definitely a hot----.

Abegii, post your picture if you're brave enough grin
I really won't be surprised if you turn out looking like Airforce1, the same dude attacking Trae-Z until it was revealed he looked no different from a vulcanizer grin
We've heard it all before, mat.

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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 2:40am On May 06, 2013
50calibre:

Dude I recommend you wash your face with acid, because it looks like you are blind. If you call that chick a tranny, then you would kelly rowland or omotola a dude.

grin LOL bros! Nwando is a woman and this comes as no surprise.

You know what they say about women who desperately try to pull their more attractive peers down.
If they're not trying to rag on light-skin women, they're attacking white women. If they're not attacking white women, they're attacking curvy women. If they're not attacking curvy women, they're attacking smart women.
Just go out on a street and see a beautiful 20-something year old girl driving a Sequia for instance. You already know the very first thing the 35-year old unmarried woman who treks on her feet will say, is that the lady is a ho grin.
This is a fact. They're never happy for eachother. Always predictable.

See de one wey don already dey suggest fashion tips "the eyebrows are this", "the hair is that" like say Idiahi sabi who she be.

The female ego is a very intriguing thing, I tell you.

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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 2:36am On May 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


Awww. I touched a nerve. grin I see you took in what you could get.

Lol@the likes and the nigga getting emotional.

Touched a nerve? Nah grin
Just funny you went on about trying to suggest dressing tips to a woman who neither bothers about your approval nor opinion.
But then again, that's to be expected of someone who practically lives on the forum, praising white men who never care about her existence, wouldn't you say so? grin

Worry not, dear. The joke is on you. grin

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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 2:04am On May 06, 2013
nwando:

Isn't this one a tranvestite?

LOL. You wan kill me. It's from the angle oh. You wan make I post another one?
Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 12:50am On May 06, 2013
Mrs.Chima:


Blonde is not for her. Please buy her a better grade weave. Too much make up and her eyebrow is too high and dark.

grin This post is hilarious because you delude yourself into thinking she makes up or dresses for your approval, opinion or validation grin

Let us men be the ones to tell what an attractive woman should look like, dear. Stick to trolling threads and worshiping white men who will never look your way. Your opinion is the least of our concern wink

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Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 12:24am On May 06, 2013
50calibre:

If that's your babe, then you are a chairman. Those bosoms are smoking!

Thanks boss. I had to properly shine eye as a dude bred in the B-Side. We no dey dull.
Romance / Re: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by Ejine(m): 12:17am On May 06, 2013
Sorry dude, my fiancee is way hotter. But then again, you're talking about the girls on Nairaland, so you may be right.

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Politics / Re: Ogun State: The Bastion And Pioneer Of The Best In Nigeria by Ejine(m): 9:26pm On May 05, 2013
emmatok:

LOL, you don't even know the difference btw Cut-off and top scoring.
Yet your SE is better than the SW.

The tread says PIONEERS check the meaning of that word and tell yourself where Nigeria pioneers came from.
Categorys:
Entertainment
Human Rights
Law
Education
Bussiness
Industry
Agriculture
Politics
Literature
Technology e.t.c

In all you will always find a man/woman from Ogun as pioneers.


Omo, you dull no be small.

Educate yourself oga, CUT-OFF is directly influenced by TOP-SCORING because it is determined by the RANGE of the scores. The cut-off increases in an area with higher success because in order to normalize and appear equal, the range increases. Were you sleeping during your SS2 Mathematics Statistics lessons?
In an area where people score between 140 and 130 on equal rates, shouldn't common sense tell you the cut-off would be somewhere around 135?

Secondly, you might want to go back and read Omo-Tier's dumb post to me. He claimed the South-East was "BACKWARD" and I simply ripped his dumb lie to pieces by showing him the SE was actually ahead of all of us in Human Development Index (which is what truly determines whether an area is progressing or not, NOT Moshood Abiola the ITT fraudster).

Thirdly, coming to the internet to brag about people of a past you were never part of, is like going to a successful man and saying "Back in nursery school, I used to be RICHER than you, but now you work in Silicon Valley and I'm a truckpusher!!"

If you fail to see the foolishness in that, then the joke is truly on you grin

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The D.R Congo CNN Does Not Want You To See (pics) by Ejine(m): 8:33pm On May 05, 2013
OK 2 NV, You're killing me here!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Politics / Re: Ogun State: The Bastion And Pioneer Of The Best In Nigeria by Ejine(m): 8:17pm On May 05, 2013
Mr. Omo Tier... I want you to read this thread. It has the Top 4 scoring states, and nowhere was your Ogun State mentioned.

https://www.nairaland.com/1278594/yobe-state-zero-cut-off

This is your final chance to free yourself from the shackles of ignorance and spine-shattering stupiidity.

The SE, as it currently stands, towers above every region in Nigeria in the areas of female literacy, youth literacy and even overall literacy. That's right - the whole package known as the SE towers above my SS. And you see, the difference between me and you is, I don't phucking lie to myself.

Ask any other honest man from the South-South (like Ibime) and they would tell you the same thing -- The South-Easterners are currently the most enlightened Nigerians. Signed, sealed and delivered.
Politics / Re: Ogun State: The Bastion And Pioneer Of The Best In Nigeria by Ejine(m): 8:09pm On May 05, 2013
One_Naira:

lmfao. say it again. leave it to an Anambra to destroy loudmouths. I take my hat of thee austin. my guy go rest, you did good. lmfao.

anyway reading this thread, i just can't stand how hypocritical some people are. If the Op was Igbo or any ethnicity in SS, the same SW would have gone bunkers on the thread. shouting and insulting the OP. in other words, they would see something wrong with it. judging from that you would think they would replicate the same when it's them doing it but in their case, they see nothing wrong. SMH.

My brother, these people tire me grin
Statistics have exposed them as liars and mere noisemakers, yet they continue making the same goof.

These guys crowned themselves as the "most educated" in the past. But now wey truth don dey come out from stats that actually hold water, dem don begin dey catch cold grin

Not even their children are as intelligent as the kids in the SE, and the federal common entrance results prove this. Anambra has the highest cut-off (136), followed by Imo (135), Abia (128) and then Delta (126). Their precious Ogun state is nowhere to be found - but they continue to lie to themselves. It's hilarious grin
Politics / Re: Ogun State: The Bastion And Pioneer Of The Best In Nigeria by Ejine(m): 8:04pm On May 05, 2013
Omo_Tier1:
Stupidity at best. Anambra is superior and the people are as backward as Mogadishu He has being ignored because His claims are baseless and smacks of mediocrity that much of that region is known for.

The truth is a very bitter pill to swallow, so I understand your frustration.
The fact you also called it backward shows you're not only frustrated but also very dumb and unable to digest facts and stats, which doesn't quite come as a surprise to anyone considering the region of noisemaking dullards you crawled out from. People so bitter unable to find ONE single piece of evidence to validate their lies that they have to manufacture one out of thin air.

This same "backward" Anambra towers over every single South-West state in the field of literacy.

This same "Mogadishu-esque" Anambra crushes the South West in female literacy, child vaccination and federal examination test scores. And these are not my words... They are based on national and international statistics, Federal entrance test results, UNESCO documents and many other reputable bodies which do not dwell on lies and empty fairytales pooped out from the gangrene-infested anuss of a common motor park thug languishing in Ibadan.

Need I remind you the most enlightened people in Nigeria are in Imo State and followed by Anambra? These are well known statistics which would cure you of your ignorance and stupiidity if you actually learned how to Google to save your life.

A bogus thread was created calling Ogun State the best in Nigeria. It probably never would have been challenged if the claim was about it being the best in the South-West. But when that claim is made on the national level? Of course common sense would tell you it was only a question of time before the REAL title-holders put you to shame.

Imagine listing a coupist and military junta low-life like MKO as a symbol of success and importance.

I dey laff una for real. grin

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Politics / Re: Ogun State: The Bastion And Pioneer Of The Best In Nigeria by Ejine(m): 5:19pm On May 05, 2013
OMG!!! grin

Austin has completely obliterated the loudmouths and their tirades of empty lies! grin Lawd have mercy! shocked

By the way sha, any honest person would tell you Anambra is the superior one, but only trails my Delta.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: The D.R Congo CNN Does Not Want You To See (pics) by Ejine(m): 5:05pm On May 05, 2013
**Reserved**
Politics / Re: 2015: Merger Parties Pick Buhari by Ejine(m): 4:37pm On May 05, 2013
Rhino.5dm:
What is progressive in choosing a 70 something years old man? The proponent of this merger party are indeed sick, bereft of any progressive tendencies if Buhari is their candidate. Even my dog knows that Buhari is an expired product, who cannot win election in Nigeria of today.

I can safely conclude that PDP and by extension Jonathan(sic) is going to remain in Aso Rock come 2015. indeed this is another political blunder and harakiri by the oppositions. So they'll print posters with Buhari for president in 2015? smh!

Rhino.5dm's account has been hacked!
Politics / Re: Lagos To Demolish Makoko Floating School by Ejine(m): 11:40am On May 05, 2013
effisyman: But really, is it safe studying on that thing?

whirlwind nko?


Whirlwind wey never still destroy Venice?

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