Honestly ur foolish.. You don't know.. whats d topic and what's the content

For those having issues with how to set their sim cards call option as always ask.. Download this app "dual sim selector pro" . run the app. Then try making a call .. It should fix the problem... It isnt free on playstore but u can download d apk from Google.. Just search "download dual sim selector pro apk" and download from d links.. Hope that helps

LMAO GOT ME LAUGHIN REALLY

lol poster u try jare.. got me laughing .. if u aint laughing doesnt mean d poster is dry.. lets just say ur sense of humor aint juiced enuf which one u post sef

Efemena_xy: ^^ Well then, seeing as xmas is just around the corner, you might want to throw a party (nice excuse to hold one sha) and invite all the oldies? Just make sure you don't forget madam Kunbee, the whiplash

hmm... true true.. ^{wise words from efe, the mena of nairaland}.. YES! I KRO KRO to your party idea..

can we use ur house? hope ur husby wont pack you out

Yo momma's soo black.. she doesnt need a uniform before a badge can be placed on her in d police force

yh i agree babe... we all moved on.. those days sha!! jokes section aint gonna be d same

Mehn.. forget oo.. dis girl get bad thing for body... fit make person sumfin rise sef

Lucky guy sha

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/11/photo-youll-not-believe-erotic-message.html

olodo.. forward ever, backward never na!!!!

went to God knows where to dig a topic since 2012!!! #kilode.... infact #kilotoyen!!!!!

my guy, u try ooo

Most of you guys wont know em.. but really, those days joke section rocked!!!

What happened sef..

Where are these people?? (Including me sef... where i lost go? )

Efemena xy- the beauty queen of Jokes section who always had Mod. favor

El Guapo- Honestly, i dnt understand dis guy.. he changes identity like sumthin i dont know.. well i suspect he's Vick sef

Vick- the fine bobo of jokes section... well who else will he date other dan efemena

Idgirl- This fine chick was the igbo mama of the section, she's my personal girl.. "ndidiamaka".. dats wah she calls me.. i no be igbo sha.. didnt really knw wat it means

Ben (Mod)- well a very mature gentle man...hardly comes online most times sha.. but he rily was fun

AND FINALLY!!

ELEMENT G (ME!!!)- yay! The first nairalander to win well didnt win sha.. was 3rd best poster for the year.. (my first year) heheheh... well we all have our time to reign jare... but i shoulda won sef.. if not for dat id girl and efe dat used bobbi power to cheat me eh
But yea i miss em... we rily changed stuffs... rocked nland... you r reading dis.. i'm pretty sure u never knew dat it was us dat introduced dis new method of off-topics (First topic was mine!!! ).. all the bar joint, joke parlour... etc..

WE ROCKED IT!!! I MISS YOU JARE!!!

Omo... Chai.. make i no lie.. i no dey go club normally oo.. but serzly.. e be like say i go change my mind...

Forget.. igbadun dey dere die.. with wetin i dey see for here

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/11/the-mess-going-on-in-night-clubs-in.html

lol @op... better thank me for starting the comment story.. dis ur topic for boring die

LWKMD

Asin eh... see crazy experiences!! Sorry dear

Lol! Reminds me of when i got duped at ikorodu garage.. Was going to school with a friend of mine.. i was supposed to wait for dis guy at garage.. He juz came back from the US, well lets say he's from the US cos it was his first time of coming to nigeria...

I was waiting for him when dis crazy dude walked up to me... his mouth was oozing of cigarette... (Bleep I WASNT THINKING!!!).. He walked up to me holding a nokia n72 (This was a time when symbian phones were rocking in the market!)... and i was using a nokia 6085 (i miss dat fone eh)..

He told me he was going to "Lagos" for business and he ran outta cash, so he decided to sell his fone to get money... I swear i wasnt thinking and considering factors.. the way he was dressed roughly, plus d cigarette smell oozing from his mouth.. All my concentration was on the nokia n72... cos it was dis fone dat was soo soo expensive and dis guy was offering me the fone for 10000 naira!!!.. chai.. see awoof!

I told him i didnt have up to 10k with me and was juz with 4k and my nokia 6085... The dude agreed to collect d 4k and my fone to give me the nokia n72... (ANODA FUCKUP OF MINE!!!) i wasnt thinking again!!!.. HOW CAN SOMEONE WHO CLAIMS TO BE STRANDED AND NEEDS CASH OF ABOUT 10K TO TRANSPORT HIM STILL AGREE TO NEGOTIATE DOWN TO 4K AND COLLECT A NON CASH ITEM i.e my fone!!!...

KAI.. I MUMU MYSELF EHN!!!

He switched on the fone oo, it worked, i even used it to call dat friend of mine to hurry up cos we were getting late for classes...
Finally when dis guy came, i told him about the fone and d cheap price i was getting it..
My american pal was juz speaking grammar.. mehn, see guy, dnt dull urself... u only get to see good fones at cheap prices once in a life time..
I told my pal to chill and dat it could be a fraud ish we were falling into... But dis my US padi wont hear ooo, he was juz rappin and was like... element, dont miss dis chance, dis fone rocks... its soo popular and expensive in the states...
DO YOU KNOW THE GAMES YOU CAN PLAY ON IT!! DO YOU KNOW THE APPS YOU CAN RUN ON IT!!! GUESS WHAT!! I EVEN HEARD IT HAS SATELLITE CONTROL!!! LWKMD.. CHAI I BE MUMU EHN

Me sef was already imagining and hoping...
Well the battery of this nokia n72 was low, so it soon died when we were transacting...
The dude gave me d fone, i removed my sim from my own fone and gave my fone to him...
I didnt agree to give him my battery along but forgot to remove my battery when my US pal was rushing me... All he was telling me was.. guy dont dull, that fone may be stolen, lets quickly get a bike to get outta here..

He rushed me on a bike and as we were about leaving, i remembered my battery, i looked around to see if i could get the guy..but he was fast gone!!
hmm i started suspecting.. but i didnt feel much tension cos the way dis my guy was hyping me.. he was like... mehn u are damn lucky!! NOKIA N72... LOL!!

When we got to skul, i got down, i tried switchin on d fone but it wasnt coming on.. those who know dis nokia would know that its power button is on the top of the fone.. i bought a lucky pen biro with a tiny mouth so i could use to press d fone... i tried and tried... fone didnt on ooo!!! LOL.. i told my US pal, he was like.. dont worry, shey d fone was dead anyway...

Then i shaked the fone, noticed dat something was moving in it.. which was unusual.. And it felt kinda lighter...LOL!!
I told my pal, he was like..guy dont you know nokia n72 is very light ni... that fone was designed specially!! (CHAI DIS BOY WAS D DEVIL DAT KILLED ME DAT DAY!!! LOL)

We got to class... luckily, there was light in skul... as we entered.. my US pal was already announcin... Yo everyone listen up, my pal juz got a nokia n72..
Every1 was like wow!!!

Okay oo.. lets see the fone... i plugged it and wanted to charge..
1min.. light never show
2min.. light never show
10min.. light never show

Okay, let us open fone ooo to check battery... LWKMD!!!.. YOU NEED TO SEE TEST OF POWER...
We were passing the fone round to see who could force open it... lol

Sumthing was juz telling me that i don chop am jare..
Next thing i said, "break it"
My US pal was like... WHAT?

I JUST SAID IT SIMPLY AGAIN, SEE GUYS... BREAK THE FONE!!!

When they broke it... LMAO.. Lo and Behold!! We were looking at the latest soccer fixtures, premier ship table was staring at us...
And a mirror was in it, which helped us know how much we opened our mouths in awe...LOL!!!!!!

MY US PAL... ROTLMAO... HE FAINTED!!!!

Omo US wey never see d level of packaging wey naija peepz fit do...
Forget oo, Aba boys package pass blackberry, infact pass sony sef!!!

DATS MY OWN CRAZY EXPERIENCE JARE!!!

Below is the list of some funny observations about Nollywood movies.

1. It's funny that a Ghost picks up a call in Nollywood. How is it actually possible?

2. Interesting to know: why should a Ghost look “left and right” before crossing the road?

3. Isn't it funny when two Ghost to fall in love?

4. Why do Nollywood characters always die or run mad immediately after their confessions?

5. How come a legendary Village Movie, set in the 70′s, still find Brazilian hair on Mercy Johnson?

6. Why must all hired assassins be found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings?

Lwkmd.. Read more
http://ojoisaac..com/2013/11/rotlfmao-13-funny-things-typical-of.html

You can add yours if you have any observations too

If i hear.. dis scientists sabi talk rubbish eh... shey na chemical dem mix wey give dem dis kind result.. cos honestly, its not juz making sense... illusion ko.. daydreamin ni.. mtcheeww

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/11/ground-breaking-death-is-illusion-there.html

When they say people should marry who fits them and who will boost their personality... if i hear say dem shine eye...money no be everything na..LMAO

I sure say Kanye no pray when im church pastor give am assignment to pray wella before choosing..LWKMD!!

My brother don enter dis wan jare

Read full gist
http://ojoisaac..com/2013/11/kanye-wests-popularity-drops-because-of.html

This gurl no juz fit stop.. i swear, na curse dey follow am.. LMAO.. Instagram sef no fit stop am

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/11/maheeda-takes-of-her-nun-cloths-touches.html

Lol... slut war... smh.. i for ask if person fit marry dis ones... if not for say maheeda don marry sef

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/11/afrocandy-vs-maheeda-i-am-better.html

Lol... dah time wey we hear say dem do teeth for woman mmmm.... lol.. i wonder which kind tory be dis one nw


the New Line of Anti-Rape Underwear for LadiesA new line of underwear which may protect women from being raped and would make them feel safer in the streets has been introduced recently.
The new anti rape shorts called AR Wear (anti-rape wear) doesn’t send electric shocks like previous anti rape products, rather it frustrates the would-be rapist by making it difficult to remove either by force or stealth (in situations where the victim cannot resist because she has had too much to drink, was drugged, or is asleep).
The waist, thighs, and central panels of the shorts are protected with specially designed, cut resistant straps and webbing.
Once the waist strap has been adjusted and locked with its unique locking device, the garment cannot be pulled down. As well as the straps at the thighs.

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/11/photos-video-check-out-new-line-of-anti.html

A few weeks ago, May D‘s publicists released a statement claiming the pop artiste (real name Akinmayokun Awodumila) had acquired and moved into his ‘new 6-bedroom duplex’ located in the Magodo area of Lagos. Many questioned the authenticity of the information.

NET investigations reveal that the even though the Pop singer has indeed moved into his first apartment, he has NOT acquired the property. May D recently rented the apartment, his neighbours tell us.

The beige and cream-coloured house located at 4b Adeleke Adekan Close, off Idowu Adewakun Street is part of a twin duplex constructed together – we are told the owners of the property rented it out recently to May D after the former occupants moved out. The first part of the twin duplex has also be rented out to a family.

‘No be him buy the place o, them rent am. The guy dey try sha but as I seem am, him money no carry am‘, a neighbourhood watchman tells NET.

read more celeb yawa gist...lmaooo

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/11/may-ds-n150m-mansion-is-actually-rented.html

See where the mumu guy dey make im own private money.. abeg arsenal fans.. make una no vex..

Just dat we chelsea fans cant stop beefin you


http://ojoisaac..com/2013/10/arsenal-striker-olivier-giroud-poses.html

Forget say na president... everyone get oga ooo... LWKMD... Dis one no be advice again.. lol.. na big time yawa!

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/10/justice-is-never-siddon-look-soyinka.html

First, the bermuda triangle (The Devil's Playground) abi wetin dem call am.. unsolved mystery yet.. Now flying rods that move at crazy speed that we cant see... na wa for dis world eh

http://ojoisaac..com/2013/10/flying-rods-myth-or-true.html