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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Benfica vs Arsenal (1 - 1) On 18th Februay 2021 by ElSherriff: 8:59pm On Feb 18, 2021 |
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Romance / Re: My Brother And The Wife Had Sex In My Room, Why Won't She Wash The Sheets? by ElSherriff: 11:19pm On Feb 15, 2021 |
Until you grow up to be a man of your own and accept these insults as the most likely and reasonable outcome of your childish tantrums, you will not make much progress in life. Life is a complex construct and men who make a meaning out of it try daily to unclog and debug the many complexities, your kind only serve to add layers upon layers of complexity albeit unnecessarily. You have no home as of today. No respect for your brother and his legitimate wife who has a home of her own legally, traditionally and otherwise. You have no property to your name but 'proud' to ask for another man who probably started making it in life before your 26 years of nonentity and possibly with far less opportunity in life. You even dare ask why I call you all sorts of names. If you quote anymore messages here na Amadioha go konk you. Cry baby oshi. Gang90: 2 Likes |
Romance / Re: My Brother And The Wife Had Sex In My Room, Why Won't She Wash The Sheets? by ElSherriff: 8:34pm On Feb 15, 2021 |
Imagine the nonsense entitlement. 1. You are not sure they had sex there - you were not there, they may have been having a private moment together 2. You are 26, squatting, no mind of your own and still childish 3. You are holding grudges of "late father's properties to be shared". Like 26 years old and waiting on father's properties. Properties that rightfully belong to the eldest son in most traditions. 4. You have the audacity to say someone disgusts you. A wife that was simply in her home enjoying her marriage. Something you are incapable of doing (someone used your tracksuit and you trashed it). 5. You have insulted everyone here who has tried to proffer a solution which shows you are completely delusional 6. You are miles away from a house that you do not own but intend to return there after your 'slave' has washed beddings in her house for you to return to. 7. You are very mad. If e sure for you, write your address for ground make I bring better bulala come whip your baby bumbum till mark show. Cry baby. 5 Likes |
Politics / Re: Obaseki's Alleged Certificate Forgery: Court Fixes Jan 9 For Judgement by ElSherriff: 7:56am On Jan 08, 2021 |
On the basis of your last sentence, do you agree that there is a possibility that the 2016 affidavit and INEC Form CF001 which have both been admitted as evidence may indicate providing false evidence under oath? Remember as at 2016, he had claimed he lost his certificates. Now, if he made a mistake in the INEC forms he filled, why did the affidavit bear a date corroborating the CF001? Why was no counter affidavit sworn between then and now to correct the mistake? and why all of a sudden there became a cropped date on the 2020 certificate? I will tilt slightly to a disqualification. Not because of the 2020 forms but for the previous criminal offence. In this case, he forged in 2016 and Section 31 (6) of the electoral act provides that "If the court determines that any of the information contained in the affidavit or any document submitted by that candidate is false, the Court shall issue an order disqualifying the candidate from contesting the election" quote author=fergie001 post=97829418] The Abuja High Court Registrar wasn't called up as a witness by any of the lawyers. He didn't confirm or deny anything. It is mere conjecture. If you are found to have forged which is a Criminal offence at any time, especially in a pre-election or tribunal case (excepting as a civil case), even if it were many years back...You will go in for it.[/quote] |
Politics / Re: Obaseki's Alleged Certificate Forgery: Court Fixes Jan 9 For Judgement by ElSherriff: 9:53pm On Jan 07, 2021 |
Permit me to ask; my confusion is that on the 2016 affidavit he swore, he indicated that he graduated in 1976, and completed his INEC form with 1976 as graduation date. Also, I hear the High Court in Abuja has disowned that affidavit. On the surface, this is perjury. But will this perjury 'committed' in 2016 stand valid in 2020? especially when again in 2020 he has presented a photocopied result that 'conveniently' removes the date of graduation? I am aware that UI has affirmed he graduated. He may probably scale through, but my question is this, if the Judge establishes a perjury against him from 2016, is this sufficient to disqualify him in 2020? seeing that the 2016 election has been won and the tenure exhausted? fergie001: |
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija: Erica Says She Is Happy Laycon Won And They Can Still Be Friends by ElSherriff: 5:12pm On Sep 28, 2020 |
You be fool I swear. "We all know what happened between the due" Clickbait kill you Gracedavid125: |
Politics / Re: Protesters Cook In Front Of Shell In Rivers As They Protest Sacking Of Kinsmen by ElSherriff: 10:14am On Sep 15, 2020 |
Wish I had seen this post earlier. I have worked in this same Team in SPDC for over 10 years. I know every one of the 11 persons by name as they are friends and former colleagues. While it is also good to include community workers in employment schemes, they should NOT be made into untouchables. Agreed, some of these 11 gentlemen are great workers, but a good number of them contribute next to nothing. And in a new work environment in Oil Spill Response and Remediation Team where this sack happened, there are far more qualified persons who have even lost their jobs as well. From 2012 to date, over 7 sack rounds have happened and in all these, the community workers have always been protected. It has gotten to the point where hard business decisions have to be taken. To sacrifice competence over community or partisan reasons will kill the company faster. There are rounds of appraisals done and some of these community workers have performed poorer than others and have simply avoided a long due sack simply because of their place of origin. For every community worker that has been sacked, best be assured that 4 others workers have also lost their jobs. The industry is struggling and they must agree to this. Will you see this much community bias in other countries? If things must work, we must learn to do the right things. Before you quote me, I did not lose my job there. I am no Rumubiakani person and if my performance dips to the point I am singled out for a sack, I will simply walk. 1 Like 1 Share |
Health / Re: Edo Records First Coronavirus Case: 35 Cases Now Confirmed In Nigeria by ElSherriff: 10:14am On Mar 23, 2020 |
Edo my Edoooooo...Please Lord help us. Baba Laho wowooo 23 Likes 2 Shares |
Family / Re: My Husband Doesn’t Want My Son To Come And Stay With Us by ElSherriff: 10:50am On Mar 13, 2020 |
Hello Vivian, Do not let anything anyone here say drag you into self pity. You have two kids for someone you thought was sane and he failed you. You are not a failure in anyway. You just have a difficult period. You can tarry a while. Let your husband calm down. Make him understand that depending on the love and affection he shows to a child, he may well end up having a son he doesnt have yet because the boy will grow to love and cherish him as a father. It is a win win thing. we have had instances where biological children failed us and adopted kids exalted us. Take it easy on him for now and appeal to his senses and not emotion. and whenever you can, visit your boy, counsel him, love him, never scold him for stealing, care for him even with the distance and learn to teach him the ways of God. He will come good. Peace Vyvyanvyvy: 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Husband is disappointed that we are having another girl by ElSherriff: 6:56am On Feb 20, 2020 |
If only I had one! Psalme91: 2 Likes 1 Share |
Health / Re: Doctors To Embark On Nationwide Strike Over NUC’s PhD Directive by ElSherriff: 11:55am On Feb 18, 2020 |
funmisticqueen2: You see why a Ph.D is required? if you are a medical doctor, I can tell from afar that your comprehension is below par. You have done nothing but deviate so far from the scope of discussion. I didnt equate a Ph.D to a fellowship. 2. A Ph.D is a research degree that helps a holder adequately design, implement and make empirical conclusions on a subject area, whilst learning unique methodologies of research and robust literature reviews. How you think this will not benefit the students and the lecturers bothers on pride and shallowness. If you think it is beneath you, so trivial and inconsequential, do it first and return in 'just three years' to say it was a waste of time on a trivial endeavor. Finally, No one told you my Ph.D was done in Nigeria yet you have jumped into this conclusion like a B.Sc holder with very little proficiency in organized thoughts. Again, you inability to follow through a logical sequence of thoughts has tempted you into bringing Goodluck Jonathan into this conversation. He holds a Ph.D in a subset of zoology, not in being a president. If he was a medical fellow, it would have had little effect on his ability to hold political office and deliver - cue the various disaster of Health Ministers we have had in Nigeria - Such lofty fellows yeah. It is akin to say Jonathan failed because he was a Ph.D holder and a medical fellow would have made a better president. It is no major feat to do a 'minute' Ph.D as well as continue to pursue a fellowship. Yes, while a Ph.D student, I completed a second bachelor's degree and an international diploma within a 4 year period. I will NOT compare myself to a doctor, I cannot be a doctor neither can he be me by any stretch of our collective imaginations. Have a nice day baby Doc. 1 Like |
Health / Re: Doctors To Embark On Nationwide Strike Over NUC’s PhD Directive by ElSherriff: 6:18pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
In America, a university teacher is called a professor. so having ANY Bachelor's degree qualifies you to be an asst professor. Dave233: |
Health / Re: Doctors To Embark On Nationwide Strike Over NUC’s PhD Directive by ElSherriff: 6:12pm On Feb 17, 2020 |
LOL...it is not rigorous at all. Buy forms, find a problem area, state your problems and justification and then complete a Ph.D. It is as simple as ABC. What no one has mentioned is that the University is not a teaching institution alone. It is much more inclined to research than to teaching. If you must make impact as a teacher, you must be capable of original thought and philosophy. Ask yourself: why are there very few ground breaking research contribution from the medical sector to globally recognized journals? Since it is bean cake, test yourself and complete it after all medicine is the alpha and omega of education. Little wonder y'all earning peanuts and poorly recognized! By the way, I have completed a Ph.D and I have medical doctors as siblings, my wife is a doctor and both my inlaws and doctors as well. blowjohn: |
Education / Re: Do You Regret Your 2:2 by ElSherriff: 12:04pm On Sep 26, 2019 |
At some point I did, but you know what? I then proceeded to get several certifications including a doctorate and today I dont regret anymore! |
Politics / Re: Atiku Shares His Thoughts On Bridging The Infrastructure Gap by ElSherriff: 8:03am On Oct 02, 2018 |
So says the Life Presidential Aspirant (LPA). Oga go and rest, you won't even get the nomination from PDP. my only joy is that you are returning some of the loot small small to the printing press guys with massive posters printing. Buhari sef better pass this one! |
Celebrities / Re: Top Film Promoter Takes Sex Enhancing Drugs, Dies In Hotel by ElSherriff: 8:03am On Oct 02, 2018 |
Dying for what you believe in! |
Crime / Re: Family Of Policewoman That Stabbed Hubby Opens Up She’s Been Victim Of Abusive M by ElSherriff: 2:55pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
Abusive not murderous. There is never a way two wrongs will make a right. simply walk away! 1 Like |
Politics / Re: Buhari Summons Tinubu, Ambode by ElSherriff: 2:54pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
The chief summoner...we shall soon summon you to Daura too. 133 Likes 6 Shares |
Romance / Re: Cossy Orjiakor Shows Off Big Boobs To Celebrate Independence by ElSherriff: 2:53pm On Oct 01, 2018 |
This one don pass be careful o. every time she uses her hands to support them, remove hand the thing go tumble like naira against the dollar... |
Crime / Re: Girl Brutalized With Razor Blade By Her Cousin In Delta State. Graphic Photos by ElSherriff: 5:18pm On Mar 16, 2018 |
You should largely be ignored...but for the fact that you have chosen to be a public sewage pipe seeking valueless popularity here, id like to inform you that no one finds you amusing. You are a specimen of what a low grade amphibian should be...one with an improperly developed cerebrum. You should go find a life and desist from putting your ill-fated life on course for further damage. A child is as precious and innocent as they come and your insensitivity bothers on criminality. What a waste! NwaAmaikpe: 1 Like |
Nairaland / General / See Hilarious Invitation To Matriculation For A 100L Student by ElSherriff: 11:00am On Jan 13, 2018 |
What is the country turning into? For gaining admission to study Medicine in one of the State Universities in Edo State (yes Edo State has three of such universities), parents of a matriculating student have created an invitation card for friends and well wishers. According to the IV, the girl has gained admission to study 'one of the noble professions of our time'. Hit or Miss? Miss for me. Medicine is no joke, medicine in Ambrose Alli University is super difficult (even though the doctors eventually come out looking like their 'native' colleagues). I wonder what the invitation will be like if she fails to cross Pre MBBS and gets farmed out to...well, Microbiology!
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Politics / Re: Governor Umahi Gave N200k To Pregnant Woman He Saw Working At A Site (Photos) by ElSherriff: 4:37pm On Nov 09, 2017 |
Fantastic idea...the Governor should add, abakaliki to the freebies you listed, and also the whole of eastern nigeria including the south south states. Nonsense. Keneking: 2 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Photo Of Oritse Femi's Wedding Invitation Card by ElSherriff: 3:17pm On Oct 25, 2017 |
And you are Yeah I remember now, NOBODY! wizjaybee: 4 Likes |
Politics / Re: Yakubu Gowon Celebrates His 83rd Birthday Today by ElSherriff: 9:13am On Oct 19, 2017 |
You sef become President at the young age he was president and make mistakes, then you'd realise that He is greater than you give him credit for. Jeezuzpick: 1 Like |
Business / Re: How Nairaland Has Encouraged Me To Own A Business Today by ElSherriff: 4:30pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
Yeah the yam business Legend took the bait and veered right off course! Gotchaaa, You see, you not legendary, you just an ordinary upcoming business man like the dude who posted his startup and you had to run him down cos you felt like masturbating in the corridors of irrelevance and cyber bullying. Guess what, he will learn, build a big business and someday share his successes cos we wish him well unlike you doomsayer. I thought you were a phoool with some watery business concepts, now I dont think so, I know you a phoool who likes the attention and show off. I didnt buy it, I never will!!! Ymodulus: 7 Likes 1 Share |
Sports / Re: Choirul Huda: Indonesian Goalkeeper Dies After Collision With Team-mate (Video) by ElSherriff: 4:25pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
But you know RIP is just three letters right? He is in a better place now, I wish we could say that of you Clownie! NwaAmaikpe: 1 Like |
Business / Re: How Nairaland Has Encouraged Me To Own A Business Today by ElSherriff: 2:16pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
You are not KayceeJunior, you are KayceeSenior, and KayceeOne AndOnly. Exactly what I have been drumming into the ears of the pumped up Modulus dude. His followers just drink from his cup of akara and moi moi businesses without telling him how dissapointing he was on the comment. KAYCEEJUNIOR: 1 Like |
Business / Re: How Nairaland Has Encouraged Me To Own A Business Today by ElSherriff: 2:11pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
Mr. Phoool, (The bible says this of atheist, sorry), As legendary as they make you believe, you are too dull for an intellectual conversation since you have whipped up a nonsensical 5% jargon that some media never-do-wells have thumped into your head. Well, I understood the President's analogy, what you have not clarified on the subject under debate is why the lad's business is not a good enough start up. For a recent graduate who has all his youthfulness ahead of him to start, succeed/fail but ultimately to learn and re-invest, he has started well. Mind you, you do not hold the prism to gauge everyone's success just because you do some successful businesses. Now this is my opinion. Bloody '95%ish' bully. Ymodulus: 5 Likes 1 Share |
Business / Re: How Nairaland Has Encouraged Me To Own A Business Today by ElSherriff: 2:00pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
He has explained, he is a business guru, you are a guru in your right, branding the young man's dream a failure from the start is not way of encouraging the business or any other person reading for that matter. Moreover the issues he raised were already answered by the man who posted his start up. Take one of his businesses for example: Selling Yams. Everyone sells yams everywhere, he only bought from a distant place at a cheaper rate and sold for a margin! It is a crude trade, dirty, yet it fetched him money and thats exactly what this young chap is doing. I wont take back the insult, am sorry. dking123: 4 Likes |
Business / Re: How Nairaland Has Encouraged Me To Own A Business Today by ElSherriff: 12:46pm On Oct 16, 2017 |
Where in your relaxer brain did you not see that he said in his vicinity there is not an exclusive shoe shop? He has not told you all his strategies because he is a business man and should keep that to himself. You just wanted to tell us you travelled abroad recently. I know of someone, same Edo State who started a small shop for just inner wears, he has expanded same business to a real time boutique with other branches that his wife manages. You bloody pumped up kill joy. If you so good in business, these comments would be on a business journal you created not on Seun's platform. Ozuo elimhin elimhin Ymodulus: 34 Likes 2 Shares |
Celebrities / Re: I Look Like My Idol Neymar Right...... by ElSherriff: 8:55am On Oct 13, 2017 |
Sorry kid, if any semblance, thats where the similarities will ever end. It will take you 10 lives to ever be like him if all you do is compare your faces on social media. Go lock yourself up and work hard, or else, in 20 years, you'd look like.....Pooo |
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