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Family / Re: Wife Catches Widow, 62, Begging Husband For Sex In Their House by emyguz(m): 7:57am On Jul 15, 2020
Something tells me that the Mrs. Yemisi [Nyem Isi (Give me head, in Igbo Language)] Is guilty as accused.

I'm Just thinking out loud grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Romance / Re: A Male Friend Stopped Talking To Me Because I Have A Boyfriend by emyguz(m): 10:18pm On Apr 30, 2020
Suzzi23:
Hi guys. Please I need advice.

There is this guy in my department. Let's call him Joe...... This is unlike him. I feel very bad about the whole thing. It's almost like our relationship didn't mean anything to him and I didn't mean anything to him. I want to still be friends with him.

Pls hold it right there. undecided How can you be playing with somebody's son's emotions and when he finally airs his heart out and you break it with heart wrecking words - "I have a boyfriend", all of a sudden everything becomes about you. The Niqqa doesn't want his emotions toyed with... Capische.

Some girls can be so egoistic. angry Pls move on with your boyfriend and leave the innocent dude alone. It's not by force to die for you. You're not The Queen of England.

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Phones / Re: Antivirus for Java Phones (downloadable) by emyguz(m): 4:40pm On Feb 23, 2020
Ifeanyi4491:
in 2020

My broda I Taya oo
Family / Re: My Wife's Sister Is About To Crash My Marriage, Please Help by emyguz(m): 11:08pm On Jun 15, 2019
My broda, you are strong nii.
Better tell your wife, oo.
But wife sef should have noticed the funny dress code of her sister.
Unless they are planning to set you up.
Ji masun.
Religion / Re: Victor Eghan: Watching Game Of Thrones Will Lead You To Hell by emyguz(m): 2:10pm On May 12, 2019
If going to hell means watching Game of Thrones.
Build me a mansion there... Don't worry, I'll buy an Air Conditioning system on my way.

WTF undecided
#ThrashTalk
Celebrities / Re: Jim Iyke Welcomes Another Son, Shares Photos To Celebrate Easter by emyguz(m): 8:23am On Apr 22, 2019
This pikin go bad pass him papa
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: How Do I Create A Demo Video to Explain something? by emyguz(m): 10:44pm On Apr 01, 2019
naturalgirl:
Pls help. I already have like a script or lesson I'm to follow. I just need to create a demo video of it now. I don't know how to go about this.

Use CAMTASIA STUDIO. Visit any software market around you to buy it. it's quite easy.\
Also you can check some tutorials on youtube.

search for how to create tutorial videos with camtasia.

#YouAreWelcome

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Phones / Re: Itel P33 (leaks): Here Are The Specs, Rumours, And Anticipated Price by emyguz(m): 2:47pm On Mar 31, 2019
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Phones / Re: Pls Recommend A Phone by emyguz(m): 2:41pm On Mar 31, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Shares No Makeup Photo, Rocks Massive Cleavage by emyguz(m): 6:18pm On Jan 18, 2019
Searching for the "massive" cleavage like...

Celebrities / Re: Tekno Flaunts Stylish Look In New Photo As He Poses With His Rides(see Photos) by emyguz(m): 3:12pm On Dec 11, 2018
From the above pics of Tekno, he looks too slim. almost bony... What's up?

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Literature / Re: The Power Of Money by emyguz(m): 5:29pm On Nov 23, 2018
MichaelDaniel10:
Episode (17)

The message was from Kate,I rushed to the BMW x6 with full speed then I drove to her house.madam kept calling my phone and sending text asking what's wrong.
But I couldn't reply because I was driving I got to the address that she put in the text it.the place was a new and beautiful area.then I saw her waving at me I parked and came out of the car I saw her and some people

Me:baby what's going on.

Kate:this is Mr Ben and Mr Bako

Me:OK good to meet you.my name is paul.

Her:I know you must be wondering why I called you here,you see this compound (I look at it very well,its a old building and the wrote for sale in it)

Me:I see

Her:baby I want us to buy this building and build our home here..

Mesadwow was really impressed about how far she has gone to make sure I get settled.)how much is the house

Mr Ben:the land will go for 10.5 while the house is 25 million.

Me:wow that's way too much.

Her:baby it's about time you have a house of your own.I know we will defiantly break this house down but we need the land and its in a beautiful environment.

Me:OK I will think about it .

Her:baby there is northing to think about.have you forgotten I now about the side contract you carried out with the new petroleum company (yes I got a one time contract to supply fuel to 35 filling stations and its worth over 70million but I was not thinking of building now).

Me:OK I will pay for the place on Monday.but first lemme see the papers.I checked everything and it was OK....

This Paul of a guy must be very stupid

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Literature / Re: The Power Of Money by emyguz(m): 5:13pm On Nov 23, 2018
MichaelDaniel10:
Episode (11)

Me:Amaka we can't do this please

Her:paul I miss you,I did please I miss your hands all over my body

I wanted to say something but she kissed me.it was a very deep kiss I tried to stand up.the spirit didn't want what was happening but my body fell stupidly for her.

I kissed her lips and her back,I kissed all over her body but this was not list it was love I carried her into her room,I placed her on the bed UnCloth her before I took my clothes off.

She was smiling all through.

I gave her a full body massage,with oil
Massaging her bum bum and her boobs then I kissed her neck before going in her.we didn't have sex.we made love like couples. We did it over and over till then next day.she woke me up and prepared breakfast for me I was already falling for her.I was lost,I don't know what I was doing any more but I stayed till evening and we made love again in the sitting room and bathroom before I left.

Her:so baby when are you coming back ?

Me:soon baby.I have to work and get this money.

Her:am so sorry for all I did to you

Me:it's fine.please work me to my car

Her:of course I will.I don't want all this stupid bad mouth girls talk to you.

Mesadlaughing) really
Her:yes na
Me:OK let's go

We got to my car (sorry my Madams car) I brought out 100k for her up keep

Her;Jesus paul this is too much na wow thank you so much I love you.

Me:take care dear(I drove off feeling like a boss never knew I was just being stupid). I went home late madam was worried sick

I'm so hating this paul right now. E be like say him no get sense. The story don dey vex me sef. angry

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Romance / Re: “I Can’t Sit On Any Dick Less Than 450k Per Night” – Nigerian Lady Declares by emyguz(m): 1:57pm On Nov 08, 2018
I can’t sit on any dick less than 450k per night

Single guys r expected to take view of this picture…
Save it for midnight masturbation …it will EPP u to release faster ….sexiest ass in Yaba #teamnikki



The thunder that will fire her is defending its project in MIT, after which it will then do a 3months internship in hades, before firing her. Nonsense. mtcheeeew. sad angry

Stupid girls of nowadays no just get sense one bit.
Romance / Re: Massively Curvy Lady With Huge Backside Twerking. See Reactions by emyguz(m): 8:41pm On Nov 01, 2018
Holy Moses! shocked shocked shocked shocked
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes With Profound Meanings by emyguz(m): 5:27pm On Oct 29, 2018
Mehn, 6 and 9 gave me quite a thought for a moment there.
Nice piece Neurotika
Literature / Re: Kanu: The Journal Of A Rogue by emyguz(m): 5:11pm On Oct 29, 2018
blazebaba:
For goodness sake this update is taking too long...

Niggur, If you can't stand the wait, I believe he dropped the link to his Okadabooks store. You can just support your fellow Nigerian by buying his book. It's not a crime to support good work by patronizing it.

If you can't do the above, then the only option you have is to wait till he decides to drop the book piece by piece.

What is wrong with you Nigerians? Person no fit satisfy una at all. Na wah o!

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Literature / Re: Kanu: The Journal Of A Rogue by emyguz(m): 9:18pm On Oct 27, 2018
LarrySun:
Chapter 13



[......]

And with that statement, I knocked him unconscious.

Such a cliff hanger cool .... Boy you're good. I duff

Politics / Re: Is President Buhari Right About The Nigerian Media? by emyguz(m): 7:45pm On Oct 27, 2018
Skyfornia:
The reason is not far-fetched.

1. The amount of decay under Buhari is times 7 more than his infrastructural achievements.

2. The amount of sufferings and hunger plus inflation under Buhari is times 10 more than his poverty/economic achievements.

3. The amount of fraud under Buhari is times 5 more than the amount his government claimed to have recovered.

4. The last but not least, the amount of lies peddled by his information minister will not allow majority of citizens believe his government even when he is telling the truth.

This niggur just said it all
Celebrities / Re: "Pepper and stew" Bambam Looks Radiant In New cleavage baring Photos by emyguz(m): 7:43pm On Oct 27, 2018
When i saw the word "cleavage", this was what i was hoping to see.
Now i'm so disappointed. sad

Romance / Re: Yes I'm Ugly, I'm Rocking My Ugliness - Nigerian Lady (photos, Video) by emyguz(m): 8:57am On Oct 24, 2018
Geez! What did i just watch?
Mehn, she damn.... ugly.
Abeg she no fit be anybody romodu at all
Literature / Re: Kanu: The Journal Of A Rogue by emyguz(m): 2:30pm On Oct 23, 2018
technicallyrich:

calm down,it was a mix up.
About what you said about been stupid etc,if i am i wouldnt be so so rich.


Comot for here jare. You no even read the writeup well before opening that your mumu mouth.
For crying out loud who be this Nnamdi Kanu, the guy that looks like he has already sold out the Igbos? Pls don't even bother about mentioning his name again, cos e no help anybody. Yes I'm Igbo too, but its of because of people like you with this kind of character that makes me wanna reconsider this fight for Biafra referendum. Cos many Igbos still don't have sense. Quote me anywhere.

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Literature / Re: Kanu: The Journal Of A Rogue by emyguz(m): 11:54am On Oct 23, 2018
Abeg LarrySun, don't mind that idiot called technicallyrich. As far as I'm concerned he is technically insane, unstable, belligerent and blatantly stupid.

Abeg continue your story oh jare. Leave trash for Lawma.
Mtcheew

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Education / Electronics And Computer Engineering In Unizik, What Is It Like? by emyguz(m): 7:00am On Oct 23, 2018
Hello NLanders,
Pls, I'd get some advice from some UNIZIK students here. I'm aspiring to apply for JAMB this coming session, and I plan on applying to study Electronics and computer Engineering. Pls what is life like in that dept as a student?

My major questions are:
1. How are their Lecturers?
2. Is the learning environment manageable enough?
3. What are the courses they teach there, and how are the course-works like from the first session down to the final session?
4. What advice would you honestly give me as an aspirant into that department?
5. What and what do i need to succeed in that department to make a comfortable 1st class or 2nd class upper?

Pls I need your honest advice...

also section admins: Richiez, olawalebabs, Fynestboi; it will be very much appreciated if this makes the front page
Phones / New Whatsapp Hack/program Bug Discovered by emyguz(m): 9:21pm On Jan 14, 2018
Copy the link below and send it to a friend on WhatsApp

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If ur phone doesn't hang or WhatsApp stop responding, that means u are using a super phone4.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.04.
If ur phone doesn't hang or WhatsApp stop responding, that means u are using a super phone



You'd notice that both your phone and the person to which it was sent would experience some lags.
The solution to stop the hanging is to simply delete the msg.
This could be likened to a program bug.

Let's wait till WhatsApp update the app.

Culture / How The Fulanis Migrated Into Nigeria by emyguz(m): 2:26pm On Jan 14, 2018
This is why history must be taught in our schools. Those who neglect History are bound to repeat the mistakes of the past. Please read below and learn. BEWARNED!!!!!!!

The Gross influx of Fulani herdsmen presently and now calls for the sharing of this history.
By John. (All JUKUNS SHOULD READ THIS.)

The story is told of how King Yunfa, the Hausa Sarki in Gobir (now called Sokoto) hosted a Fulani immigrant called Usman Dan Fodiyo and his group in February 1804, as a result of this and since 1808 the whole of the northern region lost its kingdoms and were replaced by Fulani emirates.

King Yunfa is said to have been killed in 1808 and the Fulani warrior (Usman Dan Fodiyo) established Sokoto caliphate, making himself Sultan.

Gradually, other Hausa kingdoms were pillaged and taken over by the Fulani emirs. The ethnic groups in the core north were the first victims of Fulani imperialism, a venture that occurred because the people were given access to grazing land as a result of the hospitality of the hosts.

They however failed to overrun the Bornu and Jukun kingdoms , so the Shehu of Bornu and Aku Uka remains paramount till today!

The Afonja dynasty compromised by allowing a Fulani warrior known as Janta Alimi to settle in Ilorin, the Fulani guerrillas killed Afonja in 1824

And Ilorin, a Yoruba town under the Oyo empire, fell into Fulani hands, becoming an emirate under Sokoto caliphate till today! Even the attempts of the O'odua People's Congress (OPC) to revert to status quo ante and crown an Onilorin of Ilorin became an exercise in futility.

The Yoruba warriors got wise and defeated the Fulani jihadists in Osogbo in 1840, if this didn't happen there would most likely have been Fulani "emirs" as rulers in Oyo Alaafin, Ibadan, Owo, Osogbo, Ede, Ado, and Igede Ekiti today!

If the Bini Kingdom did not fight and repel the jihadists, they would have penetrated the Edo/Delta region beyond the present day Edo North Senatorial District which gave in and allowed the jihadists to overrun & islamize them.

Along with some ignorant folk most of them are now angling for grazing areas and a corridor through the entire federation. These grazing areas will in future become Fulani settlements, later communities and finally local government areas with elected officials.
If you think I am being alarmist look towards the once beautiful and serene Middle Belt state of Plateau.

The exact same thing happened in Jos.

Therefore, it will not be farfetched to conclude that the Fulani herdsmen are pawns in an agenda to overrun all towns in Nigeria! So that we will have emirs in Owerri, Enugu, Benin, Agatu,Wukari, Abeokuta and other towns where FG creates "grazing reserves" for Fulani herdsmen!

If Yunfa didn't accommodate Fodio and his warlike immigrants from Futatoro, Hausa sarkis would be ruling today in the north!

And if Afonja didn't conspire with Alimi, a Yoruba kingdom would not have been ruled by Alimi's offspring till today!

It is a subtle continuation of the 1804 Fulani jihad by the fully-armed and protected Fulani herdsmen with an age-old agenda to overrun and Islamize the whole of Nigeria very quickly.

I will end this with what someone rightly said- "The grazing bill is not an attempt to solve the problem, it's a subterfuge to progress the agenda"

It's an age-old political strategy really- ..create a problem, come up with a "solution" that advances the cause, and then give it a legal backing.
Make it look like a win-win situation.

Be as wise as serpents....

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Phones / Re: How To Know Who Views Your Facebook Profile On Android Phone And PC. by emyguz(m): 7:09pm On Dec 08, 2017
Warning, that browser extension, when installed on your browser (Whether phone or PC), has the possibilty of stealing private info.
Be warned.
Phones / Re: MTN Awoof Guys. 2gig. I Can Download All I Want by emyguz(m): 6:58pm On Dec 08, 2017
@ chiefBillz, you be better fool. Mtcheew
Romance / Re: Man Kneels To Propose To Gun-Wielding Lady (Photo) by emyguz(m): 5:13pm On Dec 02, 2017
ahhhh! Dike anaa
money121:
Shey na by Force
Romance / Re: Bikini Photos Of Eudoxie Yao, Lady With The "Biggest Butt In Africa" by emyguz(m): 5:12pm On Dec 02, 2017
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Career / Re: Please Advise Me, I Am At Cross Roads On What To Do by emyguz(m): 7:09am On Oct 02, 2017
hello confused977, the thing is, traveling abroad one thing buh getting a job there/being financially stable in a foreign country needs more than just marketing skills.

With what you've said to have achieved here in Nigeria, well I have no doubt you'd survive anywhere else.

1. You'd need to ascertain if your friend is �100% tusted.
2. you need to know more about what she does over there, and see how that works out for you.
3. Overload your skill set.
4. Be sure you understand the pros and cons of the country you're travelling into

As we both know, certificate ain't everything, buh skill can take you place. so if you think your current skill set will keep you alive and kicking in the foreign land then you have my blessings. If not, Nigeria is still manageable.

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