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Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 12:26pm
iconize:


Vacuous crap.


Go roll tyres on the street
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 12:25pm
Idowuogbo:

off course! I will only compete with heavyweights.Infact let me make it a bit easier,if y'all can convice onila to join the contest, i'll bring it to y'all with style and swags. That's a promise.


Onila ?

That virgin tout what has she got to do with this any way ?


Shish
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 10:33am
iconize:


Why are you forcing a fellow man to contest in this crappy "beauty pageant"?

Wetin be your own inside


E no concern you

Scat
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 10:28am
Idowuogbo:

I will contest if tpia jumps in to compete. tongue


Must. U always tie your participation to someone else's resolve

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Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 8:32am
idowuogbo:


Yimu


We dey tell u beta thing u dey yimU for there abi?


Contest abegi, if rokiatu and other ancients on nl are contesting who are thou not prove them wrong. IF YHE DEVIL WEARS PRADA PROVE TO THEM YOU GOT DEMons in your wardrobe



The only badosky ogbologbo of nairaland
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 8:25am
Hope the Mugshots are coming in ooo

The cells are all half empty or half full
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 8:21am
Dygeasy:
OMOLOLA & ANGELAMINA have been Verified.


So u are now twitter or instagraM dat verfifies people abi. Continue ooo
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 8:02pm On Oct 30
Yewandequeen:



waiting for you



It is Miss Nairaland

Hello!
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 7:13pm On Oct 30
So what are u pretty daMsels waiting. For



Start sending the mugshots
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 7:02pm On Oct 30
FLAWLES:
chill,ion exchange words


What part of edo state are you from
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 6:38pm On Oct 30
FLAWLES:
sm pips er jst being OVER-RATED on NL+observing8-)



But aint prettier than Rokiatu that's certain

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Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 6:36pm On Oct 30
rokiatu:
So many people and you certainly ain't on the list. For a starter upload a profile pic, put an ugly face to your profile and then I can decide weather you are even worth my time or not. F ugly guy feeling lucky, who give you mouth? Ooooh yes internet is giving so many losers like you an opinion, I don't blame you though.


First class fool!!!!!



Hey hey take it easy


I was only mEssing with ya


Just a harm joke nothing personal


Babe
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 5:50pm On Oct 30
natureblack:
nigga you cracked me up grin grin






Buh she has a great body.


...From a distance


Who would ever want dat
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 5:38pm On Oct 30
Now all you card carrying female convicts starting sending your Mugshots

There is More free space for every femAle convicts
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 5:04pm On Oct 30
;DStory for the gods...

Idowuogbo:

If you ask me who I go ask? grin
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 4:59pm On Oct 30
rokiatu:
Who snapped the one in your profile?

DeMons grin
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 4:58pm On Oct 30
Yewandequeen:
I nominate myself

but who will help me snap the pix na


If u can't find anyone to snap you then that's is one big probleM
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 4:55pm On Oct 30
rokiatu:
SMFH!!!!!


How can I even argue with something like this? Something that didn't happen? I officially give up bye.


Can't you read

He is attracted to you

Reach out to a broda

It is not everytime you get such on nairaland
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 4:52pm On Oct 30
MadCow1:



Huh?!


Abacha did not have Grace, if not he would still be alive.. angry

Are you sure you know Abacha at all?!


Adam... He ate an Apple.. Look what that has done to Us.



Jesus died so we can have Grace.. So vote TemiGracie.


It is not God's desire that any man will perish including Abacha thatks the kind of grace I refer to. But this other grace you keep refering to have u experienced it while trying to eat the apple

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Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 4:40pm On Oct 30
MadCow1:
An Apple Kille Abacha and Made Adam Sin...



All we need now is the GRACE of God..




But adam and abacha had grace when they both ate the apple hope this grace is not a bad apple as anyone who eats it either dies physically or spiritually
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 4:36pm On Oct 30
Idowuogbo:

i'm shy embarassed


Why shall you shy? grin
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 2:50pm On Oct 30
rokiatu:
abi Ohh I nor fit laugh, grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin


Make we see d face of persin wey we wan vote for abi others don do their own
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 2:48pm On Oct 30
Idowuogbo:

yes/no

I no say u get swag but y u know wan contest
Romance / Re: Miss NAIRALAND December 2014 Contest (nomination & Verification) by free2ryhme: 2:45pm On Oct 30
Rokiatu dey photo pose for distance the babe no be yesterday Meat ooo infact she have tey.


grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria Air Force Bomb Boko Haram In Mubi by free2ryhme: 5:04am On Oct 30
eejo:
As am writing helicopter gun ship and military jets bombs boko haram position the battle is hot source troops in mubi


help get across a photo story

it would confirm the authenticity of your story
Celebrities / Nigerian Superstars As Diseases…by Chris Ogunlowo. by free2ryhme: 2:00am On Oct 30
1. Wizkid Syndrome: A chronic tendency to create catchy and repetitive hits to a loyal fan base with a boyish charm that induces envy from peers and late-bloomers, which also hides the fact, that one is approaching quarter-life.

2. Davidotis: A psychiatric condition whereby a sufferer survives speculations of whether genuine talent or one’s father’s wealth is the source of one’s success, alongside a pervading comparison with an equally talented whiz-kid.

3. Tuface Syndrome: A rare syndrome that occurs when prodigious talent meets prodigious baby-making ability but with a legendary status, strong social equity and a staying power that keep a whole industry in awe.

4. D’banj Obsessive Disorder: A disease characterized by the feeling that one’s best days are firmly behind and, as a result, one looks for outlets to compensate for fading stardom and income, including taking relief in farming-

5. Dangotiosis: A condition marked by an obsession with Dangote‘s wealth, only curable by a decision to mind one’s own business.

6. Lindapilepsy: A strong and strange resentment that occurs when news of Linda Ikeji’s wealth arises, which is commonly observed among struggling publicists, jealous digital marketers, hungry journalists, and retired or rival bloggers.

7. Iyanyamariasis: The abnormal ability of a cell to spot errors in its former ways before proceeding to create a trademark style that takes waist gyrations to nerve-racking heights with performances worthy of Mr. Universe Pageantry.

8. Tontolitis: The debilitating ability to sustain fame in an erratic way as it was acquired while still smiling to the bank.

9. PSquarisasis: When two malignant cells take the understanding of a market to unprecedented heights resulting in a dominance previously thought impossible and doing it with a discernible Igbo accent.

10. Don Jazzy Disorder: A disorder that makes an organ produce back-to-back hits and maintain a social equity that can embarrass pastors and politicians, including a social media addiction and an idiosyncratic singing style that impresses.

11. Kceeosis: A cell’s ability to confuse celebrity with a right to make embarrassing wardrobe choices and a knack for coming out even more horrendous than a previous time despite public outcry and bile from popular bloggers.

12. Jenniferiasis: The ability of an organ to exhibit behavior that would ordinarily be considered razz to a point where the lines between acting and reality are blurred but compensated with popular adulation and brand endorsements.

13. MIplasia: A type of dwarfism that compensates the lack of bone growth with incredible rhyming prowess and a persona capable of inducing endless admiration and beef from hustling rappers.

14. Ice Prince Cerebral Cramps: A disorder that causes exaggerated hip-hop postures, a rigid conformity to infantile end-rhymes that turn rap songs into mainstream classics and also results in multiple awards than most “serious” rappers.

15. Mode Complex: An affliction that causes an artist to be the default reference for prodigious & clever wordplay that, sadly, does not correlate with the amount of albums sold or account balance, a living proof of the saying: ‘grammar no be money’.

16. Dakolomentality: A rare psychotic disorder that inflicts a sufferer with unlimited guttural talent but indistinctive brand positioning & packaging.

17. Olamide Palsy: A malignant tumor that involves a blatant display of one’s ethnicity and background combined with traits mostly reserved for touts but interestingly made into a premium musical package that surprises earlier sufferers of the same tumor who faded into obscurity.

18. Phynognomy: A severe condition similar to Olamide Palsy but with an Igbo flair and an ability to turn what would have been a bad hair day for most into a phenomenal signature look.

19. Bella Naija Syndrome: An affliction whereby the Nigerian national man-hour is spent keeping track of who wore what to where until one wakes up to the reality of a wasted lifetime.

20. Kedike Syndrome: A syndrome that causes a sufferer to endure a clean image despite the presence of a latent sexuality which experts guess might lead to a Rihanna Crisis or, in the extreme, a psychiatric condition of Miley Cyrus proportions....









http://thenet.ng/2014/10/nigerian-superstars-as-diseases-by-chris-ogunlowo/
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Is Looking For Someone To Come Suck Her bosom (see What She Wrote) by free2ryhme: 4:50am On Oct 29
lovelyprincess:
I just wanna know if she’s ok or high on something when she wrote this, meanwhile who has the answer?
Source: http://hiphopnaija.com/2014/10/-is-looking-for-someone-to/


sour milk



lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Exclusive Photos: K-switch's Baby Mama Storms His Lekki Home, Security Refuses T by free2ryhme: 3:30am On Oct 29
when dem dey do am e dey sweet dem now to carry the responsibilities dem dey run


kokolet became mamalet by the kokomaster younger broda grin
Politics / Re: PDP Rejects Two Presidential Aspirants... Balewa And Abiola by free2ryhme: 12:57am On Oct 29
Iykebestbt:
the gods should stay clear, story not for them.....GEJ till I go Heaven

How much were you paid

and yet poverty still abounds undecided
Food / Re: Nigeria Sues Coca-Cola For Shunning The Consumer Protection Council by free2ryhme: 7:38am On Oct 28
Gorgeous58:
They are just looking for a few 'ghana must go'. Coca-cola over to you!


You have too much poverty in you to be saying this. In western worlds Manufacturers would be held accountable for despicable acts of these nature. Everything is not about ghana must gO.

People lives are at stake . It Might be your faMily member that will consumer the next batch of adulterated soft drink and u will be crying it is a spiritual attack

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Food / Re: Nigeria Sues Coca-Cola For Shunning The Consumer Protection Council by free2ryhme: 7:32am On Oct 28
If manufacturers are held accountable lives of. Ordinary nigerians would be safe.

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