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Romance / Re: "This Is Our Husband" - 4 Beautiful Wives Proudly Flaunt Their Husband (video) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 3:21pm On Apr 20
The man has money that's the only reason

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Crime / Re: Don't Confront A Cultist Alone, Report Him Or Form A Group - Force PRO, Adejobi by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:39pm On Mar 29
Don't confront a cultist alone, either report him to the police or form your own cult group grin grin

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Politics / Re: NLC To INEC: Do Not Validate Any "Illegal Convention" Endorsed By Julius Abure by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:48am On Mar 24
Labour party that was promising to rescue Nigeria, can't rescue itself from it's internal wranglings.

Let no one lie to you guys, there's no Nigerian that is a saint. The Nigerian DNA has corruption deeply embellished in it. What we sometimes lack is the opportunity to show our corrupt ways.

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Food / Re: Lady Cooked Rubbish When Asked To Cook For The Family (Photos) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:16am On Mar 04
I trust Juliearth to deliver anyway. She and good cooking were made for each other
Romance / Re: 200,000 Naira Gifting For 20 Guys On Nairaland by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:51pm On Feb 18
guobe:
200,000 naira have been sent to me by a good samaritan to distribute to 20 guys with the sum of 10,000 naira each.
The criteria for getting the money as instructed by the donor include the following,;
1.must be struggling
2.Has not insulted others while trying to make his points.
3.He is not an ethnic jingoist and sees every other person as a fellow citizen with whom he merely has a disagreement over how things should be done.
You can show interest and I will do a background check on you and if you are found worthy, you will be picked.
Thanks and may God bless us all .

You no well ooo. Which one be background check? I no struggle anything.
Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Ivory Coast AFCON 2023 Finals (1 - 2) On 11th February 2024 by FunkyAlhaji2015: 8:50pm On Feb 11
Link please
Sports / Re: What Are Your Expectations Of Super Eagles Against Elephants Of Ivory Coast? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:17am On Feb 11
We dey win 2 - 0

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Sports / Re: One Dies In Kogi Celebrating Super Eagles Victory Against South Africa by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:29am On Feb 09
geoworldedu:


Na wa o. Cemetery is not far from his house sef. RIP to the dead. Pls celebrate the wins in a moderate way o. I can't even get drunk celebrating Nigeria winning the world cup not to talk of qualifying to the AFCON final.

People are always going to be different from you. They will always do things differently and see things differently too.
Sports / Re: One Dies In Kogi Celebrating Super Eagles Victory Against South Africa by FunkyAlhaji2015: 9:26am On Feb 09
Omihanifa:
Nah wa o
This one way people dey die like this
Nah to take amlodipine few hours to the match be that o

Some of una dey crase ooo cheesy grin grin cheesy
Sports / Re: Nwabali: Our Support For You Remains Steadfast - Chippa United Back Super Eagles by FunkyAlhaji2015: 3:15pm On Feb 08
jmoore:

Rivers state is not an ethnic group. Igbo is not a state.

Travel and learn!

I don't know if it English that you do not understand or you're just demented. Because I'm struggling to understand how you won't know that there are no native Igbos in Rivers State. Where did I state in my comment that Rivers is an ethnic group?
Sports / Re: Nwabali: Our Support For You Remains Steadfast - Chippa United Back Super Eagles by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:26pm On Feb 08
These Chippa guys really wan cashout for this guy head.

They say he's from Rivers State, I wonder how he come get Igbo head. Maybe his mother visited Enugu before he was born cheesy

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Sports / Re: Osimhen Taken In For Random Dope Test After Cameroun Game by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:35pm On Jan 28
cyrusmillz:
As much as I love Osimhen and I believe he's a good player now doubt. But I still don't get the hype TBH.

To me ,he hasn't been on par with previous Africa's best.The likes of Salah, Mane and Yaya... He maybe he's the best the continent has to offer for now (based on his Napoli form) but they should just tone down on the hype. Even his performance so far at this AFCON is pretty poor if we are being honest with ourselves.

Can't wait to see you at Chelsea next season (with a new coach )

I think you do not understand how the modern football works. Let me try to educate you a little bit.
In modern day football, strikers are not only valued for their goal scoring abilities. A strikes has to have high energy levels. They need to have good defending abilities, disrupting backward passes. They have to be good aerially defending corners. Osimhen has all of these. PSG, Real Madrid, Chelsea know what they want and see it in him.

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Family / Re: Nairaland Baby Is 5. Hurray!! Wish Me Well, dear Uncles And Aunties!! by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:44pm On Jan 11
Happy birthday Baby Sage! God bless you exceedingly

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Ecuador Police Arrest Gunmen For Invading TV Studio by FunkyAlhaji2015: 1:09pm On Jan 10
See how well dressed and well looking the police in Ecuador are. Ecuador fa! Everyone of them has a bulletproof vest with helmet and is neatly dressed. In Nigeria you will see haggard looking bribe seeking men in unkempt uniforms calling themselves police. Only in Nigeria will policemen go to the line of fire without bullet vest or helmets.

Everything is wrong with this country. Donald Trump was right, we are a Shithole

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Sports / Re: AFCON 2023: Victor Boniface Ruled Out Due To Injury by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:12pm On Jan 08
After one training with that hockey coach called Peseiro, Guyman no see hope for the team. Make him no come waste him time, timely japa.

We go only play 3 matches for this AFCON

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Romance / Re: Deleted by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:16pm On Jan 04
Jeon:
Some people go dy find Wahala for their lives.

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Get well soon.

Your number is needed by me grin grin

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Food / Re: See Variety Of Nigerian Soups. (pictures) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:17am On Jan 04
Jesubaby:
But the soup is not white na

You just come Nigeria?? grin grin
This is Nigerian white joor,
Food / Re: See Variety Of Nigerian Soups. (pictures) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:41pm On Dec 28, 2023
How can you leave out white soup

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Sports / Re: Oshoala, Michelle Alozie & Uchenna Kanu Holidaying In Lagos (Pics & Video) by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:30pm On Dec 28, 2023
Make Young Jon cool down with the crack smoking around Michelle Alozie before tomorrow they will test her and discover doping.

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Zimbabwe: 2026 World Cup Qualifier (1 - 1) On 19th November 2023. by FunkyAlhaji2015: 3:26pm On Nov 19, 2023
Na so we go miss back to back world cup??

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Food / Re: Inflation In Food Prices For 2023 - NBS by FunkyAlhaji2015: 4:21pm On Oct 16, 2023
Anyone still able to afford at least two meals a day in the present day Nigeria is doing well. Nigerians are really suffering, things are hard in the country.

If you're able to lend a hand to a brother or a sister at these times, please don't hesitate.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Israel-Hamas War: UK To Deploy Royal Navy Ships To Support Israel by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:01am On Oct 13, 2023
BentizilL0:
All these na initial gragra, the whole world is waiting for Israel to invade Gaza...πŸ’―

Until then, all these posturing na scam...
The people that want to destroy them are already in Syria, Lebanon waiting for Israel make the mistake of invading Gaza...

What's this one talking?? Isreali Forces are already in Gaza combing and bombing everything. You here talking what you don't know. Leaders in America and Europe all trace their lineage to Jewish. So this not another Ukraine. The last time Hamas attack Isreal, they killed 6, Isreal retaliated by killing 1200. You will watch Isreal wipe off Palestine from the face of the earth this time. No room for terrorism.

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Phones / Re: Which App Consumes More Data On Your Phone The Most? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:40am On Sep 30, 2023
SaLongs1:
If I can't touch the goods, then of what use are they to me?

I like to window shop
Phones / Re: Which App Consumes More Data On Your Phone The Most? by FunkyAlhaji2015: 5:19pm On Sep 29, 2023
Those naked babes for tiktok with fresh boobs and nyash dey finish by data kpatakpata. I dey use all my salary dey buy data

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Crime / Re: I Haven't Eaten For Days - Plantain Thief Caught In Sagamu Begs For Forgiveness by FunkyAlhaji2015: 11:06am On Sep 27, 2023
dominique:
Those thieves must always come up with pity stories, they deserve no sympathy.

What have they done to politicians stealing billionaires? He's just hungry, they should leave him alone abeg

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TV/Movies / Re: Alex Evicted From The Big Brother All Stars House by FunkyAlhaji2015: 7:51pm On Sep 17, 2023
Kai! Dis one pain me die. Dis girl wey dey always show me breast for TV.

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Sports / Re: Victor Osimhen’s Family Leans Towards Al-hilal’s Record-deal by FunkyAlhaji2015: 12:00pm On Sep 01, 2023
Secure the bag my man. Go to Saudi, spend 2 years and come back to Europe as a 27 years old man still at his prime.

Why I no learn to play ball sef?

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Career / Re: My Friend's Mother Suspended Her From Her Company For Fighting Her Staff by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:58pm On Aug 31, 2023
IconicR:
Most of you are not answering the question because you already formed an opinion.
Was the mum right to have scold her before the staff, do you know what that means?
Just few of you is answering the questions
Even if my friend is not right, should the mom tell her those things before her staff

You've become a member of staff and no longer a daughter the moment you step into the company, and should be treat like every staff member would be. Your mom was right
Career / Re: My Friend's Mother Suspended Her From Her Company For Fighting Her Staff by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:27pm On Aug 31, 2023
IconicR:
I said my friend's mom

Did you say an intern was giving out instructions and even wants them followed? My problem with you young people is that, you're so proud and arrogant. How can an intern be issuing instructions? An intern is supposed to be available to be taught and to follow instructions.

Because your mom owns the company you want to be arrogant and disrespectful. I'm happy your mom has put you in your place.
Fashion / Re: Tiana Uche Michael Crowned Queen Of South East Nigeria Pageant Winner by FunkyAlhaji2015: 10:19am On Jul 20, 2023
I'm not impressed, is this the best South East can offer?

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Romance / Re: Photos Of A Cute Couple Who Met On Nairaland by FunkyAlhaji2015: 4:39am On Jul 17, 2023
obembet:
God when when 😭😭😭😭? Stil Dot know why nairaland guys dey ignore me

I'm her for you grin

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Education / Re: Mmesoma Ejikeme: JAMB Statement On Result Of Anambra Government Enquiry. by FunkyAlhaji2015: 2:13pm On Jul 08, 2023
All the South Easterners that supported the girl against overwhelming evidence of forgery can now bury their heads in shame

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