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Business / Re: Which Bank Is The Best For Savings Account In Nigeria? by funmeme(f): 1:52pm On Jun 29, 2020
I like Access bank though, ive been onboard since the days on Intercontinental but i think its high time i moved to a good bank.

I'm tired of the incessant charges. They deducted #800 from my account on saturday, thankfully they credited me with #400 back after all the backlash and i know i will not get the balance again so its best i move on to avoid future issues...
Science/Technology / Re: How To Create A Locally Made Inverter With Ease by funmeme(f): 11:42am On Jan 21, 2020
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Travel / Re: Payment For Trolley At Murtala Muhammed Airport, Lagos by funmeme(f): 11:50am On Nov 29, 2018
I think I understand what the OP is Saying, though they pay for the service in some other countries but our naija own too much and they exploit people a lot.

I just got back into the country last week and I had a terrible experience with them, I was told to pay #1,650. For the trolley meanwhile it’s
#150. I was like seriously? The lady said someone will help me push my boxes, I didn’t asf for help, all I needed was a trolley, those who didn’t know were paying for it but I didn’t.

I ended up pay #300 for two trolleys which is the right price,after she was done insulting me but I don’t care.

So my brother na we dey do ourselves. If you know your right, stand by it.

I imagined how much those guys are making off travelers per day. Hmmm

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Career / JK Michaels Interview by funmeme(f): 2:59pm On Sep 11, 2015
Good Day Nairalanders!

I got an invite to come for the phase two of an interview I attended sometimes last month at JK Michaels, I understand its a recruitment firm.

please has anyone gotten a job through this company before? I will appreciate a quick response from whoever has gone through their stages of interview, what does it entail?

Thanks and stay Blessed.
Romance / Re: My Relationship Is Static. Mature Minds Only Please by funmeme(f): 8:50am On Jun 11, 2015
Sexxkillz:
Do you care about what strangers think about you? Do they feel your pain? Who cares if they call you wicked? Are they in your situation right now?

If this guy leaves you after you waited for him for 14 years, it is this same set of people that you are worried about them calling you wicked for leaving a 7 year relationship, that will still call you a big fool for dating and waiting for a man for 14 years. . .

Your life, your choice, your decision, your happiness.


God bless your brain dear. You are a life saver and I hope she's able to make decision base on this meaningful advice given.
@OP, there you have it, the choice is yours.

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Romance / Re: My Relationship Is Static. Mature Minds Only Please by funmeme(f): 8:50am On Jun 11, 2015
Sexxkillz:
Do you care about what strangers think about you? Do they feel your pain? Who cares if they call you wicked? Are they in your situation right now?

If this guy leaves you after you waited for him for 14 years, it is this same set of people that you are worried about them calling you wicked for leaving a 7 year relationship, that will still call you a big fool for dating and waiting for a man for 14 years. . .

Your life, your choice, your decision, your happiness.


God bless your brain dear. You are a life saver and I hope she's able to make decision babse on this meaningful advice given.
@OP, there you have it, the choice is yours.
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Four Members Involved In Lekki Robbery Channels Television . by funmeme(f): 3:04pm On May 12, 2015
enh enh....


so they arrested four men from five states??
Politics / IN-DEPTH ANALYSIS OF PRESIDENTIAL ASPIRANTS FOR 2015 by funmeme(f): 4:57pm On Dec 16, 2014
I SAW THIS ONLINE AND I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD LOOK AT IT.

WHAT IS YOUR OPINION, DO YOU COMPLETELY AGREE WITH THIS ANALYSIS?

http://saharareporters.com/videos/keeping-it-real-adeola-142-election-2015-atiku-buhari-jonathan-depth-analysis#.VIytBSAiFcI.email



I AM NOT A POLITICIAN BUT I WANT ALL NIGERIANS TO GET IT RIGHT THIS TIME, I WANT TO VOTE FOR THE BEST CANDIDATE AND WE ALL NEED TO SCRUTINIZE THEM BEFORE WE DECIDE.
Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje Is Lagos PDP Governorship Candidate by funmeme(f): 7:59am On Dec 09, 2014
I really wish Agbaje is contesting from APC, I would have prefered him to Ambode... Better luck next time Mr jimi cos I don't foresee apc loosing in lagos.
Politics / Re: How Lagos Spent N160 Bn World Bank Loan – Fashola by funmeme(f): 1:30pm On Oct 20, 2014
ayusco85:
these are flashes of what to expect from an APC government? a debt ridden country? Buhari also took a loan to buy his form lipsrsealed

ask any successful company and they'll tell you that loan/debt is part of their secret of being successful. you can only achieve to an extent with your personal resources....

I'm no supporter of APC OR PDP, just saying what works.

Regards.

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Celebrities / Re: Dear Tiwa Savage, You Are NOT Beyonce" - Onyeka Nwelue by funmeme(f): 3:20pm On Oct 02, 2014
As in enh...annoying.
Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by funmeme(f): 11:39am On Aug 19, 2014
can someone please help me, I use S4 and for sometimes now i have not been able to check my watsapp, once i click it, it will ask me to download a new version, then take me to ''Play Store'' , then play store will ask me to redeem code...

what code is it talking about? i have tried and tried but to no avail. someone pls help me sort this out asap, thanks.
Phones / Re: WhatsApp Was Down On Etisalat Network (It's Back!) by funmeme(f): 5:59pm On Aug 18, 2014
can someone please help me, I use S4 and for sometimes now i have not been able to check my watsapp, once i click it, it will ask me to download a new version, then take me to ''Play Store'' , then play store will ask me to redeem code...

what code is it talking about? i have tried and tried but to no avail. someone pls help me sort this out asap, thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Very Pissed Off Fans Curse Out Peter Okoye & Lola For Shunning Jude's Wedding by funmeme(f): 7:22pm On Jul 18, 2014
fijiano202: how old are u?

Thank you o. even those liking the post too, how about forgiveness? He wuold have been seen as a matured guy and well appreciated if he attended the wedding.
Fashion / Re: 014 MBGN Contestants Rock Traditional Attires! by funmeme(f): 4:42pm On Jul 17, 2014
alingo4life: Gbam..See beautiful girls from the south-east and the south-south.When i say our Yoruba girls are not pretty enough,they would want to crucify me..Infact,Yoruba girls wowo pass for Nigeria,and na them get yanga pass.no wonder we have the highest rate of unmarried singles among them in Nigeria..


YOU ARE SUCH A FOOL...

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Education / Re: Difference In Mentality Of Vocational Students & Academic Students by funmeme(f): 10:40am On Jan 08, 2014
Karkarash: so are you trying to insinuate that children should shun education and go and learn barbing,tailoring,painting? why dont you start with your kids

Did u go to school at all, Can u read and analyse? If yes then read the post again and comment reasonably.

Regards.
Education / Re: Please How Can I Get My Original GCE Certificate by funmeme(f): 8:06am On Dec 18, 2013
Pls for Nov/Dec 2008 wen can one go?
Politics / Re: Jonathan Replies Obasanjo, Says letter Is Self-Serving, Provocative by funmeme(f): 12:47pm On Dec 12, 2013
Hmmmm...
Properties / Re: Bitter Experience Living With Landlords by funmeme(f): 7:35pm On Oct 25, 2013
Wat an interesting topic.

My landlord is worse of all, he charged all tenant for water bill and dirt {LAWMA}monthly for ova2 years but never paid dem despite charging us more than the bills they bring cos he never allows anyone to see the bills. If u question him u re in trouble cos the next tin is eviction notice..

When water corporation threathened to cut us off, we had to quickly contribute another money again. Same thing to LAWMA

He doesn't allow me park my car inside the compound for whatever reasons and my mom keeps telling me to avoid havin issues with him

He also sells water, but wen there is no water in the compound we all 'must' buy from him, even though neighbour from the 3rd compound gives us for free. If we go there its trouble.
Bumps into ur house without knocking den start shouting and ask silly questions

Many other things that he keeps doing abnomally

3tenants have been forcefully evicted at different times just because they challenged him.

Its not adviceable to live with the landlord at all....
Business / Re: Businesses That Will Give You A Meaningful Income Flow Continually by funmeme(f): 7:09pm On Oct 22, 2013
excelsiorfarm: u can start with collecting items as eggs,veg & farm produces from farmers, if u have a car,it makes it a bit easy, u can discuss with busy workers to supply all their food item i.e u do d purchase & supply,for clothing, cant say much, most i see around me is people sending from abroad & another marketing, cant say presently, but at a time, mandillas in lagos is a place u can get good clothes for resale, u can even rent a shop,if not expensive

Thanks for ur response.
I'm based in lagos and its difficult 2 get a vry gud shop fr 200k if at all, den stalk it wit goods. I av a car but som1 is already supplying eggs like dat in my area. What other produce can I engage in and where can I get them?
Business / Re: Businesses That Will Give You A Meaningful Income Flow Continually by funmeme(f): 3:34pm On Oct 21, 2013
d best buying & selling any man can do is sell essentials,food,now recharge cards,clothes-maybe,u eat b4 u thing of cards or clothes,toiletries & u can be buying agric products & sell,since u hav a car-eg eggs,where do yr interest lies,so i can give more-food.clothes,agric,do u have any skill or talent?


@OP pls I'll like to do same as the poster with like 200k but preferably on food,clothes or agric product. I'll like to just buy and supply den get my money. Can u pls advice on how to go about it?
Politics / Re: Will You Rate President Jonathan's Media Chat Poor Or Impressive? by funmeme(f): 5:12pm On Sep 30, 2013
Sincere 9gerian: Some mischief makers are only chasing shadows. The President does not need to speak like Obama to get the JOB DONE. Some of his predecessors, including the Great Zik, were powerful speakers but how did that change Nigeria? Nigeria does not need motivational speaker as president. What we need is an educated, focused, creative, firm, sincere and hardworking president who will GET THE JOB DONE.

These same elements talking of inspiring speeches were in 2011 trying to force Buhari down our throat. Is Buhari a better speaker than GEJ? Haters are perpetually looking for reasons to HATE.

What is this one saying by comparing GEJ to Buhari?

We are not talking about acsent, he's talking about being intelligent and confident.
Career / Re: Movies All Entrepreneurs Should Watch by funmeme(f): 7:32pm On Sep 16, 2013
Nice one
Properties / Re: How To Identify A Fraudulent Set-up In Property acquisition In Nigeria by funmeme(f): 1:49pm On Sep 15, 2013
dheaven: you are right


Seconded!
Science/Technology / Re: Mike The Headless Chicken That Lived For 18-Months by funmeme(f): 3:55pm On Aug 22, 2013
austinenice: abeg make una help me ask dem how the folw take they chop?

It shud be a crime to comment without reading the post on Nairaland. Oya oshi...

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Education / Re: ASUU Demanded For N87B & Not N92B As Reported By Okonjo-Iweala by funmeme(f): 10:25am On Aug 15, 2013
gerald09: Nigerian students n youth are very very lousy. How can u students n youth sit @ home and watch ur future go down d drain. For d past weeks now ASUU has bin on strike n no student or youth (no single 1) has come out to protest dese unlawful, discrimination. I have bibn waiting to hear "BREAKING NEWS the Nigerian Student has taking over Abuja, Lagos and other part of country to Protest dese unlawful Discrimination". These old people have all sentenced there future to failure wit no chance of parole n dey are planning on taking every youth down wif them. Well make una sit down dere and wait for d whiteman or for a miracle to happen while NOI and ur ASUU people use una play suwe.

What is this one saying sef, do you have TV at home?
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian Men And Urinating Outside by funmeme(f): 2:23pm On Aug 14, 2013
Something shud be done about it, seriously. Last week saturday, I was somewhere around ogudu{on the road o}, waiting for someone in the car and dis man came from nowhere and started unzipping, I quickly opened the boot from inside d car just to alert him dat someone is watching but d man didn't even boder, he jst brot out his tin and continued....I felt bad like.....seriously!!!
Politics / Re: Yerima Blackmailed Senators With Religious Sentiment, Says David Mark by funmeme(f): 12:56pm On Jul 25, 2013
HNosegbe: The Senate president has still not addressed the issue closest to my heart.

Section 21 of the Child Rights Act of 2003, a federal law, states unequivocally that a child below the age of 18 shall be deemed a minor and not eligible to marry. The law goes on to stipulate imprisonment for those who break this law.

How come Sani Yerima is still a free man?

The girl in question is an Egyptian, not a Nigerian but that doesn't make it right though, the man is just being foolish, he shud atlist know better as a father, a Nigerian n a leader for that matter.
Politics / Re: Agreement With ASSU Can't Be Implemented - FG by funmeme(f): 5:01pm On Jul 24, 2013
hillsate: Only an irresponsible government will even contemplate a mutually agreed and signed agreement.

What in God's name is minister of labour trying to say about the agreement being inherited? That's foolish. Government cannot talk about inheriting anything. Government is seen as government. Goodluck was vice president when the agreement was reached and signed. Why don't they refuse loans collected or money piled up in the reserves by predecessors?

We have bunch of non sane persons in govt. I even heard one talking about Nigerians now enjoying 16hrs of light. I guess he means sunlight.

A government that can raise 500 million naira to spend on a 3hrs party is talking about inability to meet ASUU demands.

A government that has budgeted some serious money to buy two additional private jets to add to the existing 8 functional jets is talking about inability to meet ASUU demands.

A government that budgeted 4 billion naira to build a complex for Patience Jonathan in the name of NGO is talking about inability to meet ASUU demands.

What a Nigeria!


Are you a lecturer??
Family / Re: Royal Baby Watch: Kate Middleton In Labour by funmeme(f): 5:29pm On Jul 22, 2013
I wish her safe delivery... Ayo lama gbo.

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