190daclown: ^so what do you wanna do!
flee.. my dear seat your small ars-e there

No be me and you! I know my worth

passionate88: *Player alert*

Shey? I thought as much.

Jade William: She needs deliverance.

Exactly...

When a guy tells his current girlfriend that in his past relationships, girls were only sexually attracted to him while he loved them truelly. Is he for real? Please I wanna know

What do u guys think about such a guy?

leavestory: JUST JOKING OOOOOOO!!!!though some of them are not true but most of them are true


when people hear the phrase UNILAG GIRLS, some thoughts pop into their mind. Some think UNILAG girls are aristo’s, some think they are materialistic girls, others think of them as chop and go, some see them as parole girls, some see them as stranded girls (cuz dey like entering cars hehehe). And the list continues.

Not all these terms are true though, not all lag girls are aristo’s, not all of them are parole girls, but there’s two things they all have in common which is their love for money and also their love for chicken and chips.


There are 7 female hostels in UNILAG namely:

Moremi, Kofo, M.T.H, Honours, Makama, Fagunwa, Amina... So lets begin with the classification.

Makama Girls:
M.T.H Babes and Fagunwa Chicks: It is said that to get a Makama girl all you need are 2 hot meat pies and a chilled bottle of fanta and she’s all yours ps: make sure the meatpies are hot and the fanta is chilled, apparently they prefer it that way.

To get a MTH and Fagunwa babe all you need is just 200 Naira suya and they are yours, if you’re feeling buoyant you can manage to buy them chicken suya instead, things like that tickle their fancy.

These three hostels are situated close to each other inside New hall (Unilag’s ghetto) thus making them neighbours. People say new hall girls don’t have class (true), some say they love to party hard (very true), some also say they are cheap (well, not so true) but we all know they ain't classy.

Every time I go to visit someone (Girls) in new hall I’m always ashamed or scared, I’m always scared cuz new hall boys might rob me and beat the crap outa me and I’m also ashamed that some new hall girls might obtain me and share the money amongst themselves to buy suya.

Most 100 level girls stay in these 3 halls thus making them jobless, they never stay inside their hostels so it’s not unusual if you see them roaming around new hall looking for boys to buy them food and other edible trinket, for now let’s call them Ghetto Girls or Suya Girls.



Moremi Girls:
also known as chicken and chips babes, to get an audience with a moremi babe you must submit a plate of chicken and chips and the she’ll
listen to you. It doesn’t necessarily mean that they will answer you it just simply means they’ll give u an audience. They prefer older men with cars and they date guys with money and mostly club boys, but we have some good girls (nerds) amongst them. Lets call Moremi girls Chicken and Chips Girls.


Honours Girls:
Australia is a county where people know about but nobody visits, that’s exactly how honours hall is. Its situated in a bushy swamp in the middle of nowhere so they barely get visitors. Most times I go there I see men with cars toasting those small girls, honours girls are boring girls with no event in their life so let’s call them Village girls or Bush Girls. And yeah Honours hall week are the best female hall week in UNILAG, yes I said it.



Amina Girls:
I’m pretty sure you have heard about aristo and runs girls in UNILAG, well 70% of the aristo and runs girl stay in amina hall, they are situated at the gate area so when the big alhaji’s and chiefs come to pick up girls the quickly branch at amina negotiate the price *coughs 50k* and they carry the girl outside school.

There was one time I was walking around amina hall in the night and I mistook it for a brothel, not that I know what a brothel looks like. Lets call amina girls ARISTOcrats , ah yes, Amina hall has one mad kissing spot outside it just right in front of the Queen Amina statue.
That’s where you’ll find the broke boys without rides kissing their babes, it’s always a pleasant sight to watch.



Kofo hall:
Also known for its Aristocracy it’s just there and random, pardon my English but they have the deadest hall week. Even if I was paid to go to their hall week I won’t go, you can NEVER catch me going to look for a girl in kofo. I’ve asked many guys what they know Kofo girls for and their replies are either “I’ve never done a Kofo girl before” or “Abeg where is Kofo Hall’ and “I don’t know”.

The reason Kofo hall is dead is cuz most girls in faculty of education stay there and as we all know girls in faculty of education are dead, no offence but we all know its true. I don’t know what to classify them under, but I know they don’t know how to throw a party.



These classifications are according to Jaja and Mariere boys, the gentlemen of Unilag and we are authorities on issues like this. If you’re the type of guy that double dates please don’t go to new hall and be cheating on them with another new hall girl cuz gist spreads there.

Find a girlfriend in Honours and another side chick in newhall, the probability of them meeting are very slim. If you have money and you know you’re ready to spend then you should date a moremi girl, they are classy and poise women who like the good things of life and also enjoy being spoiled silly.

Amina girls are not owned by Unilag boys, they belong to our oga’s at the top aka Alhaji’s and Chiefs. I have no idea who kofo girls belong to.

All in all we love Unilag girls, especially Moremi babes.

Hmmm I go tell for you

Leystra: Latest reports reaching us from the University Of Lagos, UNILAG has it that a new date has been fixed for the postponed 2nd semester examination.

The 2012/2013 Second semester exams of the University was earlier postponed due to the ongoing 5-months-old strike action by the Academic Staff Union of Universities.

We gathered that, the University of Lagos, having voted in favour of the suspension of the 5 months old strike, has decided to pull out, and commence the outstanding examination for all students before the Xmas break.

Reports reaching us is that the second semester examination time table has been pasted on all notice boards of each faculty. The proposed exam as reported would be starting on the 9th of December and end on the 24th of December.

We want to advise all students of the University of Lagos, UNILAG to check it out to confirm.

Thank You.

SOURCE

You dont need to say it twice. Am going to school first thing tomorrow morning to find out. Its all starting to make sense nw, the exam docket portal has been opened since this week. God pls, i pray we pull out of dis yeye strike now now sef.

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-Mr Cork-:


..u been to London??...don't lie....u don't nod to impressed me

NO! Let me guess, u wanna promise me london?

-Mr Cork-:


..correction..sweery am a London Peckham plaYa & truss me.... I can get u if I want...please show respect to a plaYa & no yor role!!

Ohhh my God... Am scared. Hehehe. Are you done? *rubbing marykay*

-Mr Cork-:


..ermm sweery don't flatter yo set..am a plaYa & can get u if am ready!

Playas never call demselves "players" only learners do. So park well biko... When u are a full fledged player, na me go tell you! So kip learning

-Mr Cork-:


..marriage...the answer is no!

As far as am concerned, u answered ur own question.

-Mr Cork-:


...r u tryin to ask me sumtin?

Something like what?

born2fuck: who will even give to who is not returning in the first place. Do you even think a guy who work for 30 days in month a fool?

Nah! You are not fools. You just dont know how and where to invest.

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WackyJ1: Op is a traitor...

The truth will always be very bitter.

rokiatu: Why is it so hard for a man to be generally nice to a woman without expecting anything in return? He either wants a relationship with you, he either want sex with you...for God sake what happen to genuine friendship or just being nice? They will be friend with you for a while, you will grow to believe in their friendship, you will grow to confide in them, then after a while they want their reward.

Even if you are not friend with a guy, even a total stranger, as long hes a man and he help you in some way, he wants something in return. WTF for?

Guys please I will appreciate your input.

Maybe we girls should start carrying the "no thanks" logo.. Then they wont have to expect anything in return except wat we are ready to give. How abt dat?

robonski15: Met a nairalander last week.. I have been following her comments for sometime now because she is someone that has a good sense of humour.. I decided to drop a pm and we began talking then later exchanged bb pins..

We decided to meet on a particular day Though she reside in another state,just a couple of hours.. On that day she told me she was on her way, I doubted her at first but later I realised she was truly coming.. After some hours she finally landed at my place, she is the most prettiest girl I have ever met.. She had a good height, pretty face, plush skin infact she was totally gorgeous..

We went out to eat and came back and we began talking about so many things, and the way she analysed every topic made me wonder her level of reasoning considering her age, this made me liked her so much.. We chatted till mid night and slept off... The next morning she had to leave, I tried persuading her to stay one more night but alas she is a very principled young girl.. I escoreted her to the park and she left..

Since she left, every day and night I think about her and am already in love with her, I just hope we carry the relationship to the next level..

Finally, a guy after my own heart. Pls try and let her know how u feel and pray she feels d'same. She will forever respect u for being a gentleman. Gudluck

rigormortis: There are more than 5 billion people on earth....more than half are female....why tie yourseelf to one

It is not "advice sable" to marry

Every single person must retire for one person one day

@muaa:
Height

Yep! D'type of height dat makes me wanna tiptoe to kiss... Grrrr. Flat tommy, well built with muscular legs. Damn!

14 pls?

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Samsung s3? Hope its not costly o?

Sold!

A newly used htc evo 3d android phone for sale at 38k. Black in colour. Accessories intact. No scratch or bruises.

Phone specifications

Quad-band GSM and dual/tri-band 3G support
14.4 Mbps HSDPA and 5.76 Mbps HSUPA
4.3" 16M-color stereoscopic capacitive LCD touchscreen of qHD resolution (540 x 960); Gorilla glass
Android OS v2.3 Gingerbread with HTC Sense 3.0
1.2 GHz dual Scorpion CPUs, Adreno 220 GPU, Qualcomm Snapdragon MSM8260 chipset
1 GB of RAM and 1 GB of storage for apps
Dual 5MP autofocus camera with LED flash, massively comfortable shutter key; face detection and geotagging
720p video recording @ 30fps in both 2D and 3D mode
Wi-Fi b/g/n and DLNA
GPS with A-GPS
Stereo FM radio with RDS
microSD slot up to 32GB (8GB card included)
Accelerometer, proximity sensor and auto-brightness sensor
Front facing camera with video calls
Standard 3.5 mm audio jack
microUSB port (charging) and stereo Bluetooth v3.0
MHL TV-out (requires MHL-to-HDMI adapter)
Smart dialing, voice dialing
DivX/XviD video support
HTC Locations app
HTCSense.com integration
HTC Portable Hotspot
Ultra-fast boot times (if you don’t remove battery)
Office document editor

Call 08073247584. For serious buyers only. Pictures to be uploaded soon.

25 pls?

Well my people of nairaland, I wish i could go on saying available, still available, very much available, very very much available like we nairalanders do but i cannot. So sorry, my nokia lumia has been Sold! Sold!! Sold!!! :'

CORELDRAW: hw abt swapping wit my New Nokia Asha 311 and adding sum money

Am sure Nokia Asha 311 is a very nice phone but no thanks