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Politics / Re: Unmanned Attack Drones And New Fighter Jets Deployed by Guapo(m): 2:44pm On May 19
You telling me NAF has these military assets? An unmanned military aircraft? shocked

Kill them all! Take no captives. May the forces be with you.
Nairaland / General / Funny Facebook Status Updates by Guapo(m): 10:03pm On May 17
Some updates fit kill person:

"To hair is human, to forgive is design"

"I hate guys with low selves of steam"

"You are a blessing to your generator"

"I am a soccer 4 guys with six park"

"My bb charger is no longer walking"

"Anybody who supports this killings is a carnival"

"Be magnified oh Lord, u are highly exhausted"

"Thank you Lord 4 a brown new day"

"I am washing a Jackie jang vim"

source: https://m.facebook.com/mynigerianmusic?_mn_=11&ref=stream&refid=52&_ft_=qid.5879054799510078852%3Amf_story_key.-409423978870259707

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Car Talk / Re: How Do Vehicles Get Nicknamed In Nigeria That Sticks? by Guapo(m): 5:02pm On May 17
byns:
u beat me to it. angry sad
take heart mate
Car Talk / Re: How Do Vehicles Get Nicknamed In Nigeria That Sticks? by Guapo(m): 2:31pm On May 17
I know of the Honda Baby Boy that got its nickie from the Black American movie- Baby Boy starring Tyrese.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Escaped Colombian Convict, Gets bosom Implants To Avoid Being Captured (photos) by Guapo(m): 7:15am On May 11
duwell: Dis post is false. It dosnt add up. It dosnt explain hw he performed his prostitution. If d woman in d pics is d guy then sumfin is wrong wid d story cos wid bosom implant ha bosom should be firm nt sagged.
Where is d source of the info? Only an international news org can gv u such an info bt wat i see is a link 4rm d op's blog meaning dat he constructs d story.
Sharp guys like me dnt blive every story....
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2321504/Busted-Escaped-Colombian-convict-gets-bosom-implants-dresses-woman-bid-avoid-recapture.html

are u satisfied now? Mr Sharp guy
Celebrities / Re: Muma Gee Stuns In New Photo Shoot by Guapo(m): 3:37pm On May 09
Is this not Goldie huh *cleans eyes with cidre*
Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Too Difficult To Please – Fashola by Guapo(m): 10:18pm On May 07
double post fixed
Politics / Re: Nigerians Are Too Difficult To Please – Fashola by Guapo(m): 10:16pm On May 07
seunfly:
They are opposition and that is what opposition does any where in the world, they look for ruling parties weakness to garner support 4 themselves.
It is a shame that we average Nigerian can't handle criticism with out taking it as enemity, tribal or religious.
I guess that is one of the reason why our developments is slow, cos criticism improves our perfomance.
thanks for this brilliant post. this isn't rocket science, but why people dont understand these things is way beyond comprehension.
Politics / Re: Ghanaian Urinates In Court Over N550, 000 Theft Charge by Guapo(m): 10:14am On May 01
SlyIg: These Ghanaians are learners in crime o ...
Can you just imagine?
Just two count alone o !
sorry for asking, but have you faced more counts? just curious
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ogutu: Her Hips Drive Kenyan Men Crazy by Guapo(m): 9:44am On May 01
Seun: Far too big.

shocked grin
Celebrities / Re: 2shotz Shows Off His Beautiful Wife by Guapo(m): 9:32am On May 01
all i see is manchester and blackburn. She carry wella
Celebrities / Re: Guess Which Actress Owns This Backside by Guapo(m): 9:24am On May 01
aunty mi Patience Jona smiley
Politics / Re: Okorocha Gives N.2m To Driver That Hit Him by Guapo(m): 9:11am On May 01
what tha freaking heck is N.2 million huh
Health / Re: Eat More Bananas For More Sons – Scientists by Guapo(m): 2:47pm On Apr 30
SlyIg: Sweetheart, get me more bananas when you go out plssssssssssssss...

ok dear, u will av both types in abundance lipsrsealed
Celebrities / Re: Celebrity Section Complaints/Suggestions Thread by Guapo(m): 1:36pm On Apr 30
ichommy: This Ogugua is too much Sexkillz is lucky This Award for Boss
sexkillz shocked
lipsrsealed
Travel / Re: Travel Section Complaints Thread: Report To Moderators (SOS) by Guapo(m): 1:29pm On Apr 30
justwise:

Home page now.
God bless you Justwise
Travel / Re: Explore Nigeria- Africa's Heartbeat by Guapo(m): 1:26pm On Apr 30
Pastor Olu T: God help our ministry of culture and tradition, no awareness at all.

Many Nigerians travel out for vacation without even noticing what is in the country, yet we have places like this. If one did not post this i will not know we have places like this in Nigeria.

God save us from greed.
I'm glad you got the message
Travel / Re: Explore Nigeria- Africa's Heartbeat by Guapo(m): 1:23pm On Apr 30
Ishsoph: Guapo thanks for the uploads! Can you by chance tell whether yankari game reserve is safe for visitation this period given the height of insecurity in the north? Really would love to vacation there with my fiancee.
Bauchi is peaceful. I'll be visiting naija with friends from here and Yankari would be our first on d list of places to visit. Pack your bags mate!
Family / Re: ~ Why Husbands int!mate With Their Maids ~ by Guapo(m): 12:43pm On Apr 30
@OP, when am I visiting your parents huh
If one can decide on who to marry after a Nairaland post, I would be proposing right now!
Travel / Re: Travel Section Complaints Thread: Report To Moderators (SOS) by Guapo(m): 10:53pm On Apr 29
pls mods, can you help recommend this topic for front page? Lets market our tourism sector. Thanks
www.nairaland.com/1211902/explore-nigeria-africas-heartbeat
Celebrities / Re: Celebrity Section Complaints/Suggestions Thread by Guapo(m): 10:44pm On Apr 29
ogugua88:

I saw it. You didn't break any rules. It was the antispambot. I unbanned you from the section and your ban from the forum has been lifted. Continue posting smiley
You are a darling. wink

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes In 2013 by Guapo(m): 6:43pm On Apr 29
Sapphire86:

My broda, I tire o!!! I scroll until I reached d bottom, and cldnt find a whole eja nla! Nonsense poster. Maybe DonJ paid his fees once or dashed him credit on twitter grin
na u get ur mouth (fingers) o cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes In 2013 by Guapo(m): 6:08pm On Apr 29
the_ripper3: Shey seun dey bleach, why part of ur hand black, anoda part yellow. U don shop for dat place wey Alao Akala go abi?
i hope u have more Nairaland accounts...just incase u get banned tongue

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes In 2013 by Guapo(m): 6:01pm On Apr 29
adaobi123:

The 2nd pic....is that seun ?

yep

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes In 2013 by Guapo(m): 5:56pm On Apr 29
SLIDE waxie: So, dbanj don marry abi?
U put don jazzy now u ommitted dbanj. Na him kill ur brother?

*falls off London eye* grin grin grin
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes In 2013 by Guapo(m): 5:54pm On Apr 29
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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes In 2013 by Guapo(m): 5:41pm On Apr 29
micki83: See as seun com resemble fine boi for dat pilshur! tongue
where you take see Seun huh
Alakoba grin
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes In 2013 by Guapo(m): 5:33pm On Apr 29
slimyem: Since you have dared to include Seun's name and profile,don't even think front-page.tongue
I doubt he thinks himself as eligible as you paint him.cheesy
embarassed
i better remove him. Front page is important wink
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes In 2013 by Guapo(m): 5:32pm On Apr 29
Derenle Edun

Don’t laugh! Heels wearing, crazy trannies need love too. [S]he is single and successful. Somebody please put a ring on it seeing as Goldie (RIP) won’t.

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes In 2013 by Guapo(m): 5:30pm On Apr 29
Mikel Obi

Midfielder for the national team and center man for Chelsea FC, this dreadlock sporting footballer possess a unique way of distracting [female] fans not necessarily for his skillfulness but rather his kiss-me-now baby face. Though an outstanding soccer champ to boot, he remains a precious sight to behold as a player and as a winkingly handsome lad.

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes In 2013 by Guapo(m): 5:29pm On Apr 29
Ayodeji Adewunmi

His name may not strike an immediate chord, but the eligible man is the founder of Jobberman; that top site that caters to job searches in the country. If you are the sort of broad who is turned by smarts and a shelf of awards, this right here is your dream man. From the UN to Gold Man Sachs to MIT, he’s has working experience with them all. And by the way he is only 28 and has a background in medicine. So don’t worry, money won’t be an issue

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria's Most Eligible Bachelors & Bachelorettes In 2013 by Guapo(m): 5:28pm On Apr 29
OC Ukeje

Winner of AMMA for best upcoming actor in 2008, this eye candy has come a long way climbing swiftly through the ranks since he first hit the screens in Amstel Malta Box Office (AMBO) reality TV show for aspiring actors. Since bursting onto the scene, he has proven to critics far and near that he’s more than just a pretty face, what with his starring roles in many of Nollywood Box-office earning flicks, with the most recent being his role in film adaptation of Chimamanda Adichie’s ‘Half Of a Yellow Sun.’ Dashing and talented, O.C remains a sex stud to swooning girls and fans.

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